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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#6 - violated
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(04/28/2014) [-]
With your dick
With your dick
User avatar #30 to #6 - snakephallus
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(04/28/2014) [-]
I'm longer than you.
User avatar #8 to #6 - hassanane
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What if the snake is longer than 2 inches?
#9 to #8 - violated
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Then we'll have to use mine!
Then we'll have to use mine!
User avatar #22 to #9 - hermaeousmora
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And what if its longer than 3 inches?
#26 to #22 - cresil
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then we use op's dildo
User avatar #76 to #26 - brettyht
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(04/28/2014) [-]
We are going to need a bigger snake
#33 to #26 - azdbuiazdh
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Seems like you all got the joke and i still managed to miss it, could you explain?
#35 to #33 - anon id: a341e78a
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how do you not understand? I don't even know how to explain it... some guy said to measure the snake with your dick and some other guy said his dick is small and so did the next guy and then the next guy insulted op
help?
#36 to #35 - azdbuiazdh
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I mean the joke that is in the picture
#40 to #36 - anon id: a341e78a
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inches and feet = imperial units of measurement
#43 to #40 - azdbuiazdh
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Thanks for taking the moment to explaint
#37 to #36 - anon id: a341e78a
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snake don't have feet... you know, like the thing at the bottom of your leg that has toes on it
#41 to #37 - azdbuiazdh
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Yeah i know, but what does it- ah ofc, i didnt see that connection because in europe we dont use inches and foot and all your other murican stuff
User avatar #124 to #41 - violated
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(04/29/2014) [-]
Canadafag here, I feel you
#122 to #8 - splitalterego
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(04/28/2014) [-]
Use a marker then.
User avatar #111 to #8 - happyPills
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(04/28/2014) [-]
use OP's throat
User avatar #56 to #8 - mrsixinch
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(04/28/2014) [-]
I'll be fine then...
#28 to #8 - dragemit
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What if you~re a girl?
#14 to #8 - anon id: c510fa69
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(04/28/2014) [-]
This here retard knows nought about measuring.
User avatar #44 to #8 - adu
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(04/28/2014) [-]
Then that would be perfect, since you could measure in terms of how many dicks. A measurement is only as accurate as its smallest increment, so the smallest dick would be ideal for accuracy.
#16 - snugglebutt
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(04/28/2014) [-]
Ha
Ha
User avatar #42 to #16 - coolcalx
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I'm keeping that
#45 to #16 - coolcalx
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(04/28/2014) [-]
I made this for you
I made this for you
#47 to #45 - snugglebutt
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Jeez, thanks! That's great.
Jeez, thanks! That's great.
#49 to #47 - coolcalx
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you're welcome
you're welcome
#48 to #45 - vulwulf
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I'm not one to collect reaction images, but if I did, I'd save that.
#67 to #48 - dross
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#69 to #67 - vulwulf
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Ha yeah, that went though my head as I typed it, but I would have just used it wrong.
#110 to #45 - kustomforce
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#5 - carbohydrates
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#4 - privilege
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Comment Picture
#10 to #4 - anon id: 282309e4
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(04/28/2014) [-]
She looks like a sarcastic bitch.
User avatar #84 to #4 - nozepicker
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(04/28/2014) [-]
so goddamn hot
#27 to #4 - removekimchi
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(04/28/2014) [-]
I would have sex with her
#21 to #4 - fjaggot
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(04/28/2014) [-]
got I ******* hate this gif
got I ******* hate this gif
#34 to #21 - MasterManiac
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Still aint got **** on this one though. This one literally makes me want to punch my screen.
Still aint got **** on this one though. This one literally makes me want to punch my screen.
#78 to #34 - thasuperpimp
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Props to anyone who can top this annoying ass gif.  Stupid ******* face
Props to anyone who can top this annoying ass gif. Stupid ******* face
User avatar #123 to #78 - adoggy
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Anyone know where this gif is from?
#129 to #123 - anon id: f9f14d65
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(07/20/2014) [-]
from your fat mom's cunt you ugly ******
User avatar #95 to #78 - popnotes
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(04/28/2014) [-]
I don't know why, but I find it funny.

Finding Winnie the Pooh rule #34
User avatar #101 to #95 - fzjoss
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Because its funny and the guy above just doesnt like it and thats okay because we are all different? or he's a butthurt, idk
User avatar #71 to #34 - watshisface
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yeah, i got extremely agitated from that one
User avatar #24 - komandantmirkoo
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in centimeters. because it's a superior system

and now we wait.
User avatar #53 to #24 - belt
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Why does someone have to bitch about this every time something like this comes up?
#25 to #24 - anon id: 8ac88c4d
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I agree with you mostly. I still like Fahrenheit more than Celsius for measuring temperature though.
User avatar #32 to #25 - lawlzanimeguy
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Celsius superior 0 water freezes 100 water boiling and don't give me the argument you can tell it's tshirt weather if its in the 90 area and cold if its in the 30 area and with celsius you have to pay more attention to the numbers
User avatar #54 to #24 - retentions
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what are you waiting for? a majority of americans with a high school education would agree that metric is better.
#58 to #24 - viralkamina
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damn you im 2 hours late. why did i have to spend time away from the internet?
#1 - mudkipfucker
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#31 - equesticle
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Comment Picture
User avatar #59 to #31 - newdevyx
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(X) Doubt, but that would be ******* cool if i had one.
#75 to #59 - headhunternl
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(04/28/2014) [-]
it's real, they just don't survive that long because they both want something else in life (not kidding)
#74 to #59 - anon id: 747a8ee2
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Wait have you really never seen or even heard about double headed snakes?
Are you serious. You really need to use google more.
User avatar #60 to #59 - equesticle
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It's a real snake i wish i owned it too
User avatar #72 to #60 - skeptical
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sometimes the heads get angry and bite each other
#79 to #31 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(04/28/2014) [-]
The way the sides of their heads just expand and contract is just so cute.
The way the sides of their heads just expand and contract is just so cute.
#13 - thelizardlord
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User avatar #17 - justafungi
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Hiss-terical.
#7 - nopefarther
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