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#16 - snugglebutt (04/28/2014) [-]
Ha
Ha
User avatar #42 to #16 - coolcalx (04/28/2014) [-]
I'm keeping that
#45 to #16 - coolcalx (04/28/2014) [-]
I made this for you
I made this for you
#47 to #45 - snugglebutt (04/28/2014) [-]
Jeez, thanks! That's great.
Jeez, thanks! That's great.
#49 to #47 - coolcalx (04/28/2014) [-]
you're welcome
you're welcome
#48 to #45 - vulwulf (04/28/2014) [-]
I'm not one to collect reaction images, but if I did, I'd save that.
#69 to #67 - vulwulf (04/28/2014) [-]
Ha yeah, that went though my head as I typed it, but I would have just used it wrong.
#6 - violated (04/28/2014) [-]
With your dick
With your dick
User avatar #30 to #6 - snakephallus (04/28/2014) [-]
I'm longer than you.
User avatar #8 to #6 - hassanane (04/28/2014) [-]
What if the snake is longer than 2 inches?
#9 to #8 - violated (04/28/2014) [-]
Then we'll have to use mine!
Then we'll have to use mine!
User avatar #22 to #9 - hermaeousmora (04/28/2014) [-]
And what if its longer than 3 inches?
#26 to #22 - cresil (04/28/2014) [-]
then we use op's dildo
User avatar #76 to #26 - brettyht (04/28/2014) [-]
We are going to need a bigger snake
#33 to #26 - azdbuiazdh (04/28/2014) [-]
Seems like you all got the joke and i still managed to miss it, could you explain?
#35 to #33 - Rascal (04/28/2014) [-]
how do you not understand? I don't even know how to explain it... some guy said to measure the snake with your dick and some other guy said his dick is small and so did the next guy and then the next guy insulted op
help?
#36 to #35 - azdbuiazdh (04/28/2014) [-]
I mean the joke that is in the picture
#40 to #36 - Rascal (04/28/2014) [-]
inches and feet = imperial units of measurement
#43 to #40 - azdbuiazdh (04/28/2014) [-]
Thanks for taking the moment to explaint
#37 to #36 - Rascal (04/28/2014) [-]
snake don't have feet... you know, like the thing at the bottom of your leg that has toes on it
#41 to #37 - azdbuiazdh (04/28/2014) [-]
Yeah i know, but what does it- ah ofc, i didnt see that connection because in europe we dont use inches and foot and all your other murican stuff
User avatar #124 to #41 - violated (04/29/2014) [-]
Canadafag here, I feel you
#14 to #8 - Rascal (04/28/2014) [-]
This here retard knows nought about measuring.
User avatar #44 to #8 - adu (04/28/2014) [-]
Then that would be perfect, since you could measure in terms of how many dicks. A measurement is only as accurate as its smallest increment, so the smallest dick would be ideal for accuracy.
#122 to #8 - splitalterego (04/28/2014) [-]
Use a marker then.
User avatar #111 to #8 - happyPills (04/28/2014) [-]
use OP's throat
User avatar #56 to #8 - mrsixinch (04/28/2014) [-]
I'll be fine then...
#28 to #8 - dragemit (04/28/2014) [-]
What if you~re a girl?
#31 - equesticle (04/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #59 to #31 - newdevyx (04/28/2014) [-]
(X) Doubt, but that would be ******* cool if i had one.
#75 to #59 - headhunternl (04/28/2014) [-]
it's real, they just don't survive that long because they both want something else in life (not kidding)
#74 to #59 - Rascal (04/28/2014) [-]
Wait have you really never seen or even heard about double headed snakes?
Are you serious. You really need to use google more.
User avatar #60 to #59 - equesticle (04/28/2014) [-]
It's a real snake i wish i owned it too
User avatar #72 to #60 - skeptical (04/28/2014) [-]
sometimes the heads get angry and bite each other
#79 to #31 - smellmyfaceforswag (04/28/2014) [-]
The way the sides of their heads just expand and contract is just so cute.
The way the sides of their heads just expand and contract is just so cute.
User avatar #17 - justafungi (04/28/2014) [-]
Hiss-terical.
User avatar #24 - komandantmirkoo (04/28/2014) [-]
in centimeters. because it's a superior system

and now we wait.
#58 to #24 - viralkamina (04/28/2014) [-]
damn you im 2 hours late. why did i have to spend time away from the internet?
User avatar #54 to #24 - retentions (04/28/2014) [-]
what are you waiting for? a majority of americans with a high school education would agree that metric is better.
User avatar #53 to #24 - belt (04/28/2014) [-]
Why does someone have to bitch about this every time something like this comes up?
#25 to #24 - Rascal (04/28/2014) [-]
I agree with you mostly. I still like Fahrenheit more than Celsius for measuring temperature though.
User avatar #32 to #25 - lawlzanimeguy (04/28/2014) [-]
Celsius superior 0 water freezes 100 water boiling and don't give me the argument you can tell it's tshirt weather if its in the 90 area and cold if its in the 30 area and with celsius you have to pay more attention to the numbers
#97 - kangarude (04/28/2014) [-]
mwahahahaha
mwahahahaha
#82 - lampyridae (04/28/2014) [-]
Aw man. I started crying when I saw this post as my Ball Python died two weeks ago. It feels terrible when a animal you lovingly nurtured for years just gives up (he'd stopped eating for over a year) and you have to live with that forever.   
   
RIP Caesar, I will always love you
Aw man. I started crying when I saw this post as my Ball Python died two weeks ago. It feels terrible when a animal you lovingly nurtured for years just gives up (he'd stopped eating for over a year) and you have to live with that forever.

RIP Caesar, I will always love you
User avatar #119 to #82 - lobselvith (04/28/2014) [-]
...He stopped eating for over a year? Did you take him to the vet when you realized that he had stopped eating for at least 4-5 weeks?
User avatar #125 to #119 - lampyridae (04/29/2014) [-]
Yes. It's something BPs do often. Sometimes it's a few weeks, sometimes it's months
User avatar #126 to #125 - lobselvith (04/29/2014) [-]
I know, I have one myself.
#90 to #82 - miia ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
#94 to #93 - miia ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
wow rood
#105 - volksworgen (04/28/2014) [-]
ITT: Hurr durr I can measure in a different system.



Guys come the **** on you sound like nine year olds.
#63 - doopleganger (04/28/2014) [-]
I read it as "pleasure" a snake.
I read it as "pleasure" a snake.
#77 to #63 - poopyfacepants (04/28/2014) [-]
That's a skink lizard
User avatar #127 to #77 - doopleganger (04/30/2014) [-]
You're a Skink lizard
#20 - magicbrownies (04/28/2014) [-]
best friends
#4 - privilege (04/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 to #4 - Rascal (04/28/2014) [-]
She looks like a sarcastic bitch.
User avatar #84 to #4 - nozepicker (04/28/2014) [-]
so goddamn hot
#21 to #4 - fjaggot (04/28/2014) [-]
got I 			*******		 hate this gif
got I ******* hate this gif
#34 to #21 - MasterManiac (04/28/2014) [-]
Still aint got 			****		 on this one though. This one literally makes me want to punch my screen.
Still aint got **** on this one though. This one literally makes me want to punch my screen.
#78 to #34 - thasuperpimp (04/28/2014) [-]
Props to anyone who can top this annoying ass gif.  Stupid 			*******		 face
Props to anyone who can top this annoying ass gif. Stupid ******* face
User avatar #95 to #78 - popnotes (04/28/2014) [-]
I don't know why, but I find it funny.

Finding Winnie the Pooh rule #34
User avatar #101 to #95 - fzjoss (04/28/2014) [-]
Because its funny and the guy above just doesnt like it and thats okay because we are all different? or he's a butthurt, idk
User avatar #123 to #78 - adoggy (04/28/2014) [-]
Anyone know where this gif is from?
#129 to #123 - Rascal (07/20/2014) [-]
from your fat mom's cunt you ugly ******
User avatar #71 to #34 - watshisface (04/28/2014) [-]
yeah, i got extremely agitated from that one
#27 to #4 - removekimchi (04/28/2014) [-]
I would have sex with her
#68 - dross (04/28/2014) [-]
I find snakes interesting in the way that I find nuclear explosions interesting:

Quite good to look at in videos, or from a safe distance, but not in person and definitely not close enough to touch.
#91 to #68 - miia ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #117 to #68 - Dember ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
If you're afraid to touch a ball python, sorry but you really need to nut up. You're in about as much danger as you would be around a labrador puppy.
... Actually, the puppy would probably be much more likely to try to chew on you.
User avatar #107 to #68 - brothergrimm ONLINE (04/28/2014) [-]
man up butter-cup! i used to catch venomous snakes for ***** and giggles when i was 12!
#19 - tinybroadcaster (04/28/2014) [-]
Saved this for later
#46 to #19 - drdisrespect (04/28/2014) [-]
you sick ****
User avatar #61 to #46 - tinybroadcaster (04/28/2014) [-]
Can't unsee
#108 - LogicalPsycho (04/28/2014) [-]
So cute <3 I have a Pastle ball python named Alan Rickman
User avatar #130 to #108 - psychonaut (04/16/2015) [-]
I have one named Salazar
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