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#13 - thechosentroll (07/11/2014) [-]
Well, I guess if the other person understands the concept of personal hygiene, there shouldn't be too much of an issue. Y'know, proper anus-preparing procedures and whatnot.
Well, I guess if the other person understands the concept of personal hygiene, there shouldn't be too much of an issue. Y'know, proper anus-preparing procedures and whatnot.
User avatar #18 to #13 - transparent (07/11/2014) [-]
Perfect example of an anal-hygiene procedure there.
#10 - include (07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #71 to #70 - Weekendman (07/12/2014) [-]
Whoops. It was already posted. Well, now its transparent. So, yeah.
#139 to #15 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
woah check out this guys fresh new orignal joke guys! haha he is so funny
so creative and funny
mr original guy over here!
we got a comedian on our hands guys!
#140 to #139 - mysticninja (07/12/2014) [-]
no u
User avatar #109 to #36 - sircontagious (07/12/2014) [-]
I laughed more at this one than any of the other posts today. thumb for you sir
#143 to #14 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
#17 - levitatingscrotum (07/11/2014) [-]
mfw eating ass pls don't ban me.
#34 to #17 - boomerpyro (07/12/2014) [-]
HAH!, you're an ass-face
HAH!, you're an ass-face
#4 - teranin ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
It really is one of those things that sounds incredibly unpleasant on paper, but then turns out to be... well I don't want to say "awesome" but "not a problem and really fun for the person you're doing it to"
#127 to #4 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
What do you mean? Is it supposed to feel good?
Never understood why people did it.
#144 to #127 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Why the **** would they do it if it didn't feel good?
#5 - fuushie (07/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #80 to #5 - platinuminfernape (07/12/2014) [-]
arrogant master race
#43 - youlikeme (07/12/2014) [-]
**youlikeme rolled comment #1734044 ** :
>Get gf
>Getting ready to have our first time
>Bring sugar packets
>Try to be mr.
>Pour Some Sugar On Me
>gf asks me wtf I'm doing
>leaves

T-thanks Def Leppard.....

a perfect description of the sensation
#12 - friendlycommunist (07/11/2014) [-]
what the **** , comrade?
User avatar #56 to #24 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
*cough* sauce *cough*
#8 - nerdiestjockever (07/11/2014) [-]
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#74 - mikepetru ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh god it looks like the can is ******** diarrhea into Spongerobert's mouth!
#30 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
my boyfriend won't let me try it on him, though..


pic related
User avatar #66 to #30 - plataeiou (07/12/2014) [-]
Sounds painful. o____o
#130 to #30 - savvasp (07/12/2014) [-]
Allow me to cry in me sleep about how jealous I am.
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#132 to #131 - savvasp (07/12/2014) [-]
Thanks <3
Thanks <3
#50 to #30 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
Wait...you want to eat his butt? He's right to be afraid next you'll want to **** his butt.
User avatar #51 to #50 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
I've pegged a guy before. Almost nothing's better
#111 to #51 - aerosol (07/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #133 to #51 - mynameisnotmike ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
hot *_*
#52 to #51 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
That's kind of disgusting and I can only imagine it as incredible painful.
#54 to #52 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
no no no! A man's G spot is up there. If you use a lot of lube, and you go really gently at first he can have an orgasm w/o touching his dick.
no no no! A man's G spot is up there. If you use a lot of lube, and you go really gently at first he can have an orgasm w/o touching his dick.
#55 to #54 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
I have a lot of stomach issues so I've had my fair share of fingers up my butt and all I can say is that it wasn't pleasant. I mean I'm pretty sure my g spot is in my dick.
#57 to #55 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
you're not most men. You don't count
you're not most men. You don't count
#58 to #57 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
WELL MOST MEN DON'T LIKE HAVING THINGS SHOVED UP THEIR BUTTS!!!!!!
#60 to #58 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
have you personally talked to most men? Almost every guy I've blown wanted me to put a finger up there.
have you personally talked to most men? Almost every guy I've blown wanted me to put a finger up there.
User avatar #61 to #60 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
Maybe you have a thing for secretly gay men. Ya sloot
#64 to #61 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
Maybe. Seems like every guy that isn't completely self centered is a little gay.
User avatar #75 to #64 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
So having his butt pluged means he's not self centered?
User avatar #76 to #75 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
no.. your logic is ******* awful.
User avatar #77 to #76 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
That was your logic.
#86 to #77 - Jenkinhimer (07/12/2014) [-]
You guys are ******* hilarious.
User avatar #88 to #86 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
Maybe...it was meant to be...opening my eyes to the world of anal pleasures.
#89 to #88 - Jenkinhimer (07/12/2014) [-]
Maybe she was...just trying to ease you into it.... introduce you, even...
User avatar #90 to #89 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
Does this mean she's gonna try to sneak into my room and ******** me?
User avatar #95 to #94 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
But youre in a relationship and I dont relish having foreign objects shoved into my rectum.
#100 to #95 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
it wasn't at first, but I guess it works too perfectly.    
   
did I just pick a guy up on FJ?
it wasn't at first, but I guess it works too perfectly.

did I just pick a guy up on FJ?
#99 to #95 - Jenkinhimer (07/12/2014) [-]
Semantics.
Semantics.
#97 to #95 - Karfeyenta (07/12/2014) [-]
not yet, anyways
not yet, anyways
User avatar #102 to #94 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
Nope cuz I dont want my butt stretched
User avatar #98 to #94 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
Wait, but you said your bf didnt want you to...was that a trap?
#91 to #90 - Jenkinhimer (07/12/2014) [-]
Somebody's gotta do it.
User avatar #92 to #91 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
NO
#93 to #92 - Jenkinhimer (07/12/2014) [-]
Hey listen man i know you got reservations and **** but I'm tellin you man it's legit, this one chick Karfeyenta told it to me once or something, bro im tellin you
User avatar #96 to #91 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
I mean I guess
User avatar #101 to #89 - MrDeadiron (07/12/2014) [-]
Sir I have morals
User avatar #85 to #58 - makotoitou (07/12/2014) [-]
>implying
User avatar #38 to #30 - catburglarpenis (07/12/2014) [-]
Can't blame the guy. I don't trust my ass, it's always talking **** on me.
#46 - zombiesnipertwo (07/12/2014) [-]
my fetish
my fetish
User avatar #59 to #46 - thegrayfox (07/12/2014) [-]
Thing is, that gif only makes me hungry. Banana dipped in chocolate is ******* delicious.
#63 to #59 - zombiesnipertwo (07/12/2014) [-]
remember the strawberry Jam
remember the strawberry Jam
#47 - makutasfinest (07/12/2014) [-]
Oh.   
   
   
God.
Oh.


God.
User avatar #32 - vissova (07/12/2014) [-]
Because this is a relevant question...
How the **** am I supposed to shave my ass. Like, right in between my buns.
How is that supposed to happen.
#35 to #32 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
use a shower razor with the solid lubricating soapish stuff around it. Pull one cheek over, shave from in to out, then do the same with the other. Takes practice, but gets easy over time.
User avatar #69 to #35 - ilcecchino (07/12/2014) [-]
Praise be to the swamp ass after that though
User avatar #40 to #32 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Those other ways are for pussies. If you want to know the best way, go to the store and get an enema and lighter fluid. Put the lighter fluid in your ass though the enema (preferably do this when you get home) and wait for you can't hold it back anymore. Then get into the bathtub (as this will be your place of celebration afterwards) , pull out a lighter, and light the biggest fart of your life. When the flames are gone, so will all of your hairs. Now celebrate your hairless body with a nice, cold bath.
User avatar #41 to #40 - AnomynousUser ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
For added benefits, you can make the bath colder by pouring salt and ice cubes into the water, as the salt lowers the freezing point of the water.
#106 to #32 - kmichel (07/12/2014) [-]
Don't don't don't don't shave your ass. Just don't. Mine's been shaven twice, and both times it was hell for at least a week afterwards.
#108 to #106 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Shaving it regulary, no problem at all here. There is no harm in trying if you like to include your behind into your sexual life.
User avatar #33 to #32 - protomanrulezz (07/12/2014) [-]
I would try a nose hair trimmer
#49 to #32 - juter (07/12/2014) [-]
Just don't shave down to the skin, whatever you do.
Just don't shave down to the skin, whatever you do.
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