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Smooth for the ladies amiright

I discovered this gem while browsing the internet. Posting it here to read your thoughts. She did go a bit far but the guy would not have gotten the hint any other way and she does make a point. Look at all that white space.

I was once fed a lot of soap for dinner but I didn't feel clean. Not even like a tiny bit. More disappointed than anything. Like it's soap. What else.

I Christopher Ryan '
Are you the kitty who works at hot topic?
I strain
Do I know you?
I Christopher Ryan:
Amet you wednesday.
Trenchcoat, fedora, bought geoffry and legolas
I Christopher Rya n
Do u remember me?
I Christopher Ryan:
I Instru:
Oh right! Sorry, I see a lot of people through there. I don' t
remember giving you my last name, were you a little sleuth
through the Hot Topic facebook page?
I Christopher
r' es... was that okay.
I Christopher Rya n:
Poke
I Christopher
You ever gonna message me back?
I Christopher Rya n
So here is what I have been thinking. You haven' t blocked
me yet. And you haven' t deleted your account either. So
you aren' t too creeped out by me tracking you down.
Now Iwill say Twasn' t quite honest about how Ifound you.
Turns out we have a friend in common. Cir at least someone
I know also knows you. They gave me your last name after I
did try and get your attention on the Hot Topic facebook
paige.
Now I' m not expecting much but here is what Ithink. You
are beautiful. Cute and Adorable. And a geek. [I prefer
geek to nerd) You are like a real life version of Felicia Day or
Chloe Dykstra. Not that they aren' t real, it' s just that Ill never
meet them.
If you were a fictionjay character you would be Ramona
Flowers. And Iwould be a fool not to at least try and see f
you are interested. I' m not much but Iwould worship you.
Chris
Let me guess. Hardwell?
I Christopher
Yes. em I didn' t come in yesturday to bother you or see
you. I came for pops alone. It just happened a friend was
coming to greenwood.
I Christopher Ryan:
You won' t have a conversation with me? Iam a nice guy
we have similar interests.
i' m watching game of thrones season 2 right now.
Yehh, Ijust wanted to know who it was that was giving my
name out to strangers.
Listen, buddy. You don' t know me. you don' t know anything
about me, and from the obliviousness Ne witnessed here I
doubt you' d know your ass from a hole in the ground. I' m not
your Felicia Day, I' m not your Ramona Flowers. I' m not your
manic pixie dream girl. I' m an actual, real live human being
and you' had a single five minute conversation with me.
You can take your little derbygirl fantasies you' so
thoughtfully projected on me and shove them right back into
the box of tired, worn out Hollywood tropes you pulled them
out of.
And let me tell you another thing, now that we' established
that you' re talking to a stranger, that I may be less friendly
outside of my workplace, and that Kitty' s got claws. I don' t
need to hold your ******* hand and walk you through the
process of rejection. Most people, thinking logically, would
assume being ignored represented a lack uninterest, but you
apparently can' t take a hint unless some poor girl has
deleted her entire Facebook account to get away from you.
You know why I hadn' t replied to you? Because Ijust moved,
and I don' t have internet in my house yet. But seeing the
flood of **** you' sent my way, I' m glad. Because being
told by, I stress again, an /dissolute stranger,’ that they would
worship me is easily the creepiest thing to hit my new year
so far.
And one last thing to leave you with, bucko. Ifyou have to
tell somebody you' re a nice guy, you' re doing something
wrong. Cir you' re not actually a nice guy, you' re a pushy
******* creep living in a fantasy world where girls fit
whatever cute little mold you decide they should.
You ever want to buy your collectibles in my store again, deal
with another associate or find it within yourself to treat me
with the respect and distance you' d afford to a stranger
whose pants you DON' T wanna get into. Creep.
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#2 - afroadam (03/05/2014) [-]
as soon as i read "trench coat, fedoras" i knew exactly what kind of adventure i was in for
#3 - nwbballplayer (03/05/2014) [-]
The "i'm watching game of thrones season 2 right now" got me.
The "i'm watching game of thrones season 2 right now" got me.
User avatar #1 - sweetbutteryjesus ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
Dude, I just cringed to hell and back, and I can't say I'm not the better for it.
I know it's a repost but damnit I don't give a **** .
#8 - turkeyslapper ONLINE (03/07/2014) [-]
Some guys just do everything wrong.
#7 - anonymous (03/06/2014) [-]
This again. Yeah, the dude is pretty pathetic, but the female is a complete cunt.
User avatar #5 - warvolk (03/06/2014) [-]
He ****** up in so many things, but I have to give him credit for at least trying
#6 - funnynsfw (03/06/2014) [-]
Yeah, this screams fake
User avatar #4 - assrocket (03/05/2014) [-]
I hope this stays in repost circulation for eons to come. It will never get old.
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