Smart man.. . A balding, white haired man from Lake in Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful mum younger gal at his sid Smart man A balding white haired from Lake in Florida walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with beautiful mum younger gal at his sid
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Smart man.

A balding, white haired man from Lake in
Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday
evening with a beautiful mum younger gal at his
side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring
for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his
stock and brought out a , nno ring.
The man said, 'No, d like to see something more
special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special
stock and brought another ring over. 'Here' s a
stunning ring at only , aoo the jeweler said. The
lady' s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We' ll
take itf
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and
the man stated, 'by cheek. I know you need to make
sure my cheek is good, so I' ll write it now and you
can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I' ll
pick the ring up Monday afternoon.‘
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned
the old man and said ‘There' s no money in that
amount.‘
I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
MY GREAT WEEKEND?
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#4 - funkmasterjunk
Reply +134
(02/27/2014) [-]
Jesus approves this pickup scheme!
#45 to #4 - pimpjesus
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
hell yeah i do!
#3 - nebuchadnezzaurus
Reply +121
(02/27/2014) [-]
That's actually pretty good advice
provided you don't count on your "gf" to be long-term
#7 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
I don't think that guy is gonna live long enough for any long-term realtions.
#9 to #3 - anon
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
If the chick is a gold digger, she'll break up with you.
If the chick's not a gold digger, she'll break up with you for not trusting her and putting her through tests.

So yeah, it's good if you intend to break up in the first place.
#10 to #3 - febreezboi
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
I counted my gf long term.
We've now been marries for 5 years, with two kids.
#12 to #10 - senorfrog
Reply +14
(02/27/2014) [-]
No, you did it wrong.
No, you did it wrong.
#16 to #10 - nebuchadnezzaurus
Reply +7
(02/27/2014) [-]
Are you saying you did this trick and ended up marrying her?
#48 to #16 - febreezboi
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
I actually love her, unlike most of these guys who use girls just for sex and then throw them out.
#6 - bonwee
Reply +57
(02/27/2014) [-]
him when he saw her naked
#11 - elaxx ONLINE
Reply +37
(02/27/2014) [-]
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#28 - rejak
Reply +2
(02/27/2014) [-]
......I don't get it.
#38 to #28 - fuzzyballs
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
yeah you do
#43 to #28 - anon
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
faggot
#30 to #28 - lordofthesea
Reply +36
(02/27/2014) [-]
he gave the jeweler a check with insufficient funds on a friday night with no intentions of marrying that woman or even buying that ring.


The woman was so excited about getting married that she tried to sentence him to death by snu-snu over the course of the weekend, but in reality it was all a clever plot.
#31 to #30 - rejak
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
"The woman was so excited about getting married that she tried to sentence him to death by snu-snu " wtf ??? Are you joking ?
#32 to #31 - lordofthesea
Reply +7
(02/27/2014) [-]
no.
that's actually what happened in this joke.


he pretended to buy her an engagement ring on a friday evening after the banks were all closed so the check couldn't be cashed. Come monday morning the Jeweler would find out that there wasn't 40K in the account the check was written from. The ring was never ACTUALLY going to be purchased, but the promise of marriage turned the girlfriend into an excited sex fiend over the course of the weekend.

He was probably breaking up with her anyway but wanted to go out with a bang beforehand.

You're over complicating a simple joke, bro
#37 to #31 - jackthexiv
Reply +5
(02/27/2014) [-]
how dense can you be?   
how many jokes can you not get?
how dense can you be?
how many jokes can you not get?
#41 to #31 - alstorp
Reply +4
(02/27/2014) [-]
Is there any joke at all on the entire planet that you can understand?
#33 to #31 - avengedsevenx
Reply +4
(02/27/2014) [-]
death by snu snu is a futurama reference for sex
#42 to #31 - radtroll
Reply +1
(02/27/2014) [-]
I don't see your problem, she snu-snued him, do you even speak English?
#21 - vandettamask
Reply +21
(02/27/2014) [-]
#5 - fusionkill
Reply +18
(02/27/2014) [-]
#18 to #5 - mynigguh
Reply +7
(02/27/2014) [-]
yo
#15 - Loppytaffy
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
Is check how cheque is always spelt in America? It seems...strange.
#17 to #15 - lyiat ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
We'd say the same thing about your spelling.
#19 to #17 - Loppytaffy
Reply +1
(02/27/2014) [-]
Why does it change, though? I'm not trying to start an arguement or anything, genuinely curious as to why US does it but not any of the other past colonies- not even Canada.
#29 to #19 - lordgeneral
Reply +2
(02/27/2014) [-]
they spell it check in canada
#35 to #19 - fjusernumberone
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
As far as I can tell, we just really wanted to show that we were not part of GB/England anymore so we basically had ourselves a little bit of a teenage rebellious phase.
#44 to #35 - xxbandwagonxx
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
Little bit....
The US caused the downfall of the British empire like dominoes falling one after another.
#20 to #19 - lyiat ONLINE
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
Our spelling is closer to the original word "chek", from Persia.
#22 to #15 - anon
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
In this case and many others, I would say it simply comes down to having a shorter word meaning the same thing. The 'q' is generally frowned upon, as well.

As to why America does it, there was a lexicographer named Webster back in the 1800s who decided America needed different spellings to differentiate it from the rest of the English world. He published a dictionary with different spellings, it became popular, and that was that.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Webster's_Dictionary#Noah_Webster.27s_American_Dictionary_of_the_English_Language
#23 to #22 - Loppytaffy
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#25 to #23 - augenauf
Reply +7
(02/27/2014) [-]
Thats how most languages are formed
#26 to #15 - redbannerman
Reply +9
(02/27/2014) [-]
Spelled.... spelt... check.... cheque.....................................................Seriously wtf English?
#34 to #26 - toastersburnthings
Reply 0
(02/27/2014) [-]
technically it wasn't spelled until like 1995
#13 - iamtheceej
Reply +8
(02/27/2014) [-]
#24 - thelizardlord
Reply +3
(02/27/2014) [-]
Damn that was clever
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