Smart man.. . A balding, white haired man from Lake in Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful mum younger gal at his sid
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Smart man.

A balding, white haired man from Lake in
Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday
evening with a beautiful mum younger gal at his
side.
He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring
for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his
stock and brought out a , nno ring.
The man said, 'No, d like to see something more
special.'
At that statement, the jeweler went to his special
stock and brought another ring over. 'Here' s a
stunning ring at only , aoo the jeweler said. The
lady' s eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, ‘We' ll
take itf
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and
the man stated, 'by cheek. I know you need to make
sure my cheek is good, so I' ll write it now and you
can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I' ll
pick the ring up Monday afternoon.‘
On Monday morning, the jeweler angrily phoned
the old man and said ‘There' s no money in that
amount.‘
I know,' said the old man, 'But let me tell you about
MY GREAT WEEKEND?
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#4 - funkmasterjunk (02/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Jesus approves this pickup scheme!
#3 - nebuchadnezzaurus (02/27/2014) [+] (6 replies)
That's actually pretty good advice
provided you don't count on your "gf" to be long-term
#6 - bonwee ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
him when he saw her naked
#11 - elaxx (02/27/2014) [-]
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#28 - rejak (02/27/2014) [+] (9 replies)
......I don't get it.
User avatar #30 to #28 - lordofthesea (02/27/2014) [-]
he gave the jeweler a check with insufficient funds on a friday night with no intentions of marrying that woman or even buying that ring.


The woman was so excited about getting married that she tried to sentence him to death by snu-snu over the course of the weekend, but in reality it was all a clever plot.
#5 - fusionkill (02/27/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #15 - Loppytaffy (02/27/2014) [+] (11 replies)
Is check how cheque is always spelt in America? It seems...strange.
#26 to #15 - redbannerman (02/27/2014) [-]
Spelled.... spelt... check.... cheque.....................................................Seriously wtf English?
#13 - iamtheceej ONLINE (02/27/2014) [-]
User avatar #24 - thelizardlord (02/27/2014) [-]
Damn that was clever
#2 - titletaker (02/27/2014) [-]
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#27 - toncheky (02/27/2014) [-]
Ol' clever devil.
Ol' clever devil.
#14 - avgfbsudfygoadufgi (02/27/2014) [-]
And then he gets arrested for rape.
#46 - thempc (02/27/2014) [-]
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#8 - learmy (02/27/2014) [+] (2 replies)
<old man fw
#47 to #8 - anonymous (02/27/2014) [-]
lvl -320 nuff said
User avatar #1 - quadsthengone **User deleted account** (02/26/2014) [-]
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