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#137 - cosmicswagmstr [OP](09/08/2015) [+] (1 reply)
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Thank you everyone for the thumbs, here's a WebM on me~
User avatar #6 - Unimaksu ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
that all seemed incredibly unnecessary.
User avatar #89 to #6 - norkasthethird (09/08/2015) [-]
he was showing off
User avatar #8 to #6 - charlesanthony ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
MGS dialogs in a nutshell.
User avatar #78 to #6 - distortedflare ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
Why didn't the box man just shoot that little poofs ass?
User avatar #92 to #78 - droitesorel (09/08/2015) [-]
Mutual respect.
User avatar #114 to #78 - drtrousersnake (09/08/2015) [-]
because if you kill ocelot you lose because it causes a time paradox.
#12 to #6 - vorarephilia ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
When you really get down to it, Kojima would be far more comfortable in a directing chair or writing anime. In fact he went to college to be a director, and most of his family and friends encouraged him to be a director. And if you pay close attention to the hype around these games, the story is most praised, not the gameplay itself. I know more about the characters than I do about what you actually DO in the games.

biggest evidence for this is in metal gear solid 4's 27 minute long cutscene, which is in a part of the game had 71 minutes of cutscenes. Not even kidding. They hold world records for being so long. 71 minutes of dialogue can be broken roughly into 3.5 episodes of anime. Considering a single season of this hypothetical Metal Gear Anime would be 26 episodes, that is PLENTY of room for kojima to stretch his legs. Now imagine if it was as popular as One Piece. hundreds of episodes of story for him to exposition the **** out of for years to come.

"Kinda sad really that most people have the attention span of gnats." - some asshole on IGN.
#74 to #12 - indecisivejew (09/08/2015) [-]
I'll have you know that the gameplay in most metal gear games is phenominal. I appreciate the story, but I wouldn't give a **** about any of it if it weren't tied to some of the best and most interesting stealth mechanics in the genre. The level of detail in the gameplay for each of his games is seriously mind boggling.

Just because you hear more about story than you do gameplay doesn't mean its not great. I replay the first three games yearly and skip all cutscenes when I do so, because that **** is fun as **** .
#140 to #74 - hatapon (09/08/2015) [-]
"oh look a cardboard box with a pin up on it. I'll just drop my gun and ogle it"

******* kidding, I love this game with all my heart.
User avatar #79 to #12 - Johnsfer (09/08/2015) [-]
Not really, the gameplay has always been praised. There's a reason people praise MGS3 as the best in the entire franchise, because at that point, it had the best gameplay. Guards actually heard your footsteps even if you weren't on a platform that made loud noise when you stepped on it. People saw you from not just a cone of vision 15 feet in front of them. Not to mention the other improvements that would stick like different outfits, camouflage, deeper CQC and finding information through interrogation.

I actually think they reached a high point with MGSV in terms of gameplay, the 3rd person mechanics are amazing, on the level of something like a Gears Of War and what I'd probably call an Industry Standard. No longer is the game balanced around different difficulties, something I think MGS1/2/3 suffered from was Extreme being reduced down to cheesy strategies and not real skill when it came to beating bosses. Tengu room anyone? It is still a game so of course people won't see you from a certain distance away even in broad daylight because it would probably be too frustrating to have to crawl around an outpost just to remain undetected even 200m away.
User avatar #26 to #12 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
While you are right and the story, writing, and presentation are the stars of the show, metal gear has always received praise and high marks for its gameplay. If for no other reason then at each and every installment it basically redefined the genre of "tactical espionage action" that it had created, a genre that while small has affected the FPS world heavily.

like the story is the forefront, but the games are massive innovators which deserve merit
User avatar #27 to #26 - vorarephilia ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
I still haven't definitively had someone tell me for sure, but on the off chance you know: Did the first MGS game have audible footsteps? It seems no one can remember and neither can I.
User avatar #53 to #27 - RabbidRabbits (09/08/2015) [-]
MGS1 definitely had audible footsteps but most of the time enemies could only hear your steps if you stepped on specific things.
User avatar #31 to #27 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
Also mg1 predates Thief the dark project by 2 months
User avatar #34 to #31 - vorarephilia ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
but it takes more than 2 months to code an engine. so they were likely in development at the same time.

So I suppose they were tied on the who did it first thing on a technicality.
User avatar #36 to #34 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
oh i know, i was just providing the fact that neither came copied each other, as they were too close in release to copy each other.
User avatar #30 to #27 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
First MG game? no, MGS 1 on ps1? yes it did, also the first thief game and the first MGS game both came out in 98, so they are both even on the "did it first" thing
#28 to #27 - twilightdusk (09/08/2015) [-]
Metal Gear (MSX) by puchiedarcy in 32:55 - Summer Games Done Quick 2015 - Part 48 Doesn't seem so.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vorarephilia ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
So thief DID do that first. Ok.
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User avatar #37 to #32 - vorarephilia ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
killjoyus is saying yes, you are saying no. I am beginning to think MGS has some sort of mind altering properties.
#38 to #37 - twilightdusk (09/08/2015) [-]
I never played the original, I based saying no on the video I had linked that involves a soldier in the snow following Snake's footsteps, but not hearing Snake run up directly behind him.
User avatar #40 to #38 - vorarephilia ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
you know what? **** it all. I'm gonna see if I can get it to run on windows 10 and find out for myself.
#45 to #40 - twilightdusk (09/08/2015) [-]
Its a multi-disk game apparently and that can be annoying but it shouldn't be too hard to get a PS1 emulator set up at this point.
User avatar #51 to #45 - vorarephilia ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
I thought there was a PC release? ah well. I'll figure it out tomorrow.

I'm going to put forward a similar proposal to killjoy, and recommend you give thief gold a try. Kinda like game swapping back when we were kids only less swapping and no need to return it ever.
User avatar #43 to #40 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
either way, MGS 1 created a lot more for the genre besides that. note i haven't played the first thief game but in MGS 1 you can hide enemy bodies in lockers, hide in lockers yourself and be found if enemies are in alert in the room, follow snakes footprints, and can react to gunshot noises
User avatar #49 to #43 - vorarephilia ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
Thief did all of that except you hiding in lockers and footsteps. you had to hide in shadows (as did the bodies), and almost the entire game took place in buildings so following footsteps would be kinda pointless. ( in thief's defense, there are never gold cups to steal at military bases.)

I think the easiest way to end this peacefully is for me to say that thief was not action oriented at all. MGS and Thief are opposite ends of the sneaky spectrum. Thief was super sneaky, MGS was shooty sneaky. Personally, I prefer the super sneaky aspect. It's a bit like a puzzle.

also I'm going to try MGS 1 tomorrow. (turns out it is carried on abandonware websites). find out definitively if there is footstep sounds or not. maybe you should do the opposite and play Thief gold. Think of it like game swapping with your neighbor back in the ye olde days before the internet.
User avatar #50 to #49 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
yea, i will check it out, i mean as far as it goes i thought the modern reboot was fun enough.

Also if you are not playing mgs like a super sneeki breeki , then you are doing it wrong. no kills, no alerts, and under 2 hours. that is the big boss's legacy
#35 to #32 - twilightdusk (09/08/2015) [-]
>>#30 I stand corrected, though I'd like some evidence if you wouldn't mind providing it killjoyus
User avatar #42 to #35 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
sure, here is a clip with snakes footsteps being audible. youtu.be/WpG9XIfFkE0?t=1h13m8s

while it doesn't show anyone reacting, i can confirm as i played the game 4 days ago in preparation for 5
#44 to #42 - twilightdusk (09/08/2015) [-]
I was pretty sure the point wasn't that his footsteps made a noise, but that enemies would react to it, the clip I had before shows his footsteps making noise in the snow, but an enemy failing to react to that. Do snow soldiers specifically not hear footsteps then?
User avatar #46 to #44 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
yea, the snow muffles his steps, which is why they can see his footprints instead.
#47 to #46 - twilightdusk (09/08/2015) [-]
Sounds fair enough then.
User avatar #48 to #47 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
yea, the game was stupidly advanced with some of its systems for the time
User avatar #121 to #12 - genmatthew (09/08/2015) [-]
See, that's why I love mgs5 so much. Hideo finally got the equation perfect. With the open world design of the game, there's not as much of a need for a crazy amount of cutscenes. When there there are cutscenes, hideo plays me like a damn fiddle
User avatar #22 to #12 - zomaru ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
One Piece is popular for its Manga, not its anime.
You'd be better comparing it to something akin to Madoka
User avatar #93 to #6 - tacticulbacon (09/08/2015) [-]
Unnecessary? In a Hideo Kojima Game? NO IT CAN'T BE
User avatar #9 to #6 - markedone (09/07/2015) [-]
Could be that Ocelot just tried to impress Big Boss (or at that time known as Naked Snake) because he has a huge man crush on Snake.
User avatar #11 to #9 - commanderbunbun (09/07/2015) [-]
i think ocelot is just a fan of westerns. that would also explain the cowboy boots, even though he never rode a horse in mgs3
User avatar #14 to #11 - markedone (09/08/2015) [-]
ah yeah, I think in MGS3 it was mentioned he was a fan of Spaghetti Western or something like that
User avatar #23 to #14 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
actually thats exactly it, Ocelot is a massive fan of Spaghetti Westerns, so much so that they influenced his talking style and accent.
#24 to #23 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
he even wears a duster in metal gear solid 5 along with his cowboy boots
User avatar #25 to #24 - killjoyus (09/08/2015) [-]
yup
#70 to #11 - pentol ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
i think ocelot Kojima is just a fan of westerns. that would also explain the cowboy boots, even though he never rode a horse in mgs3 last time he was in the states
#10 to #9 - anon (09/07/2015) [-]
"Naked Snake"...

Why not just save the trouble and call him "Massive Erect Cock"?
User avatar #65 to #10 - psykobear (09/08/2015) [-]
Because, hopefully, you don't find massive erect cocks out in the wild.
#71 to #65 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
sadly*, you know you'd pay to have seen Steve Irwin tracking a herd of the things.
#41 to #6 - epicanadian (09/08/2015) [-]
You clearly haven't played MGS before.
User avatar #106 to #41 - Unimaksu ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
i have, i've loved the whole series so far.
#151 to #106 - epicanadian (09/09/2015) [-]
It is the best game series in my opinion, as unrealistic and out of this world it gets at times the story and gameplay are just amazing.
User avatar #152 to #151 - Unimaksu ONLINE (09/09/2015) [-]
i'm having a hard time getting into revengence. all the other ones i can play for hours on end, but for soem reason i can only sit and play revengence for about an hour before i get bored.
User avatar #153 to #152 - epicanadian (09/09/2015) [-]
neither can I, didnt even get half way into it but the whole cutting system is pretty cool but once Metal Gear Online comes out next month even more of my time is going into MGS 5.
#13 - affix (09/07/2015) [-]
Good haircut, maintained and sharp clothes. Takes care of his body.

No autism here, only glory.
#1 - pebar (09/07/2015) [-]
slight of hand
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User avatar #15 to #1 - JoshOwnsAll (09/08/2015) [-]
old man barrett is b0ss
#7 - chaospool ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
reminded me of this
User avatar #91 to #7 - technobanana (09/08/2015) [-]
Wanna know a cool fact about this scene?
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The scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark as shot for the film was dramatically shortened; the original script intended Indy to fight the swordsman with a lengthy choreography and usage of his whip. However, Harrison Ford along with most of the crew were suffering from dysentery, and could not wear their trousers for more than a few minutes. Ford then suggested they "just shoot the ****** ". Steven Spielberg agreed, resulting in the biggest laugh of the film and one of its most memorable sequences.
#39 - redwolfjarrus (09/08/2015) [-]
Revolver Ocelot
User avatar #120 to #39 - djequalizee (09/08/2015) [-]
revolver ocelot
#68 to #39 - glayn ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
Reblogger Ocelot
User avatar #56 to #39 - alibabaslots (09/08/2015) [-]
Revolver Ocelot
User avatar #96 to #39 - chrispoot (09/08/2015) [-]
Revolver Ocelot
#113 to #39 - thewasteland (09/08/2015) [-]
Its all I have okay?!
User avatar #58 to #39 - thesirofponies (09/08/2015) [-]
Revolver Ocelot
#61 to #39 - virck (09/08/2015) [-]
Revolver Ocelot
User avatar #55 to #39 - trisketthebiskit (09/08/2015) [-]
revolver ocelot
User avatar #64 to #55 - alucardthemagician (09/08/2015) [-]
REVOLVER OCELOT
User avatar #75 to #39 - pineapplechunkss (09/08/2015) [-]
Pistol leopard
User avatar #111 to #39 - defski (09/08/2015) [-]
Six-shooter Leopardus Pardalis
#95 to #39 - akulakhan ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
Handgun Jaguar
#4 - ubercookieboy ONLINE (09/07/2015) [-]
MFW I try to do gun tricks
#86 - theonlyg ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
#33 - Ulmer (09/08/2015) [-]
Jesus christ I wanted snake to shoot him so ******* bad during that whole charade.
#17 - kaboomz (09/08/2015) [-]
i bet he gets all the pussy
#57 to #17 - joemeteor (09/08/2015) [-]
whats this song called?
#59 to #57 - anon (09/08/2015) [-]
Nuclear- Mike Oldfield
#60 to #59 - joemeteor (09/08/2015) [-]
**joemeteor used "*roll picture*"**
**joemeteor rolled image** Bless you anon
#73 - restorf ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
He's ready for the bees.
#123 - jokervsbatsy (09/08/2015) [-]
I just finished this game (on emulator btw) and I have to say

this guy goes from "complete ******* bitch" to "best character in the series" just like that
and right after the credits we are informed that he double-crossed literally EVERYONE in the game
I was amazed

Thank mr Kojima
#133 to #123 - gabemczombie (09/08/2015) [-]
I sure do love spoilers.
User avatar #145 to #133 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
It was kind've easy to figure out that some **** like that would go down in Snake Eater, though.
#143 to #133 - jokervsbatsy (09/08/2015) [-]
Well **** me I thought I was the only one who wanted to play this game 10 years after its release
#144 to #143 - gabemczombie (09/08/2015) [-]
See, i can understand why you'd think that.
#110 - hardongo (09/08/2015) [-]
I heard he once fingered a girl.. she died
#21 - motherfuckingkenji (09/08/2015) [-]
"Ocelots are proud creatures"
Proceeds to make the most unmanly sound ever made by a male video game character.
User avatar #76 to #21 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
>Implying that Ocelot isn't the second ballsiest characters in the MGS Series, considering that he was doing all these tricks in front of mother ******* Big Boss and did not give a single **** .

Ocelot's one badass ************ , and you need to remember that.
User avatar #81 to #76 - barakakaka (09/08/2015) [-]
Not only that but he is the person that played everyone literally like a damn fiddle.
Naked Snake? Check
Eva? Check
Liquid Snake? Check
Solidus Snake? Check
Solid Snake? Check
The Patriots? Check

That guy managed to pull a quadruple backstab.
User avatar #129 to #81 - angelious ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
ocelot specialized on infiltration's as a double agent.

you could say he is the same thing to double agents that big boss is to normal soldiers.
User avatar #83 to #81 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (09/08/2015) [-]
Quadruple? More like sextuple, he backstabbed six people. But at once, he pulled a triple-backstab (Eva, the Patriots and Naked Snake)

He's the best damned triple agent the world has ever seen.
User avatar #90 - noseses (09/08/2015) [-]
He even put it in vackwards just like in the game. 10/10 would make dumb finger points again.
User avatar #128 - php (09/08/2015) [-]
Wow what a retarded cutscene.
#5 - hexenisalive (09/07/2015) [-]
**hexenisalive used "*roll picture*"**
**hexenisalive rolled image**Wow Tom Cruse has some neat gun juggilng skills
User avatar #142 - notagrammarnazi (09/08/2015) [-]
Next gen gaming
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