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ET Funny names for jacking off?
You asked 6 years ago (9 last updated l week ago
For a school protect, t need some really funny and neat names int 'masturbatin'
Example
Bald man puke
Answer
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dankenstein answered 5 years ago
Answerbag
Assault on a Frendly Weapon
Backstroke Roulette
Emmy your Hook
Batting Pratice
Bash The Candle
Beat on
Bart
Bonny
Dummy
Snake
Suck [Please no more “bean
Beauty your Meat
Bang your own Best mend
Bleed the Weed
Blow Your Load
Bludgeon the Beefsteak
Boppin' your Bologna
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Banana
Wood
Burping the worm
Butter Your Corn
catting Down For More Mayo
catting All -
Carrying Weght
Cast on
Changing your on
Cobra
Chews wt He Throws Up
Choke Kojak
Choke your Chcken
cw war
out your Rope
Clean the Paes
Clean your Me
Eddy
Couch Hockey tor one
Fat
cranking Shank
cranking
cranking For
Crank Your (forms we man wth forearms We Popeye)
Crown the Mug
Quothe Carrot
Puppy
The scum
Costa: Last Stand
Date Mes
Date Mother Palm and Her we Daughters
Deftt' s Handshake ( swoon
owe
Dome knacking
Doodle Your Nome
no The Dew
Bram the Dragon
Bram the Monster
Bram the Vern
torts
stomack Pancakes
nor»
Fst marm
not your Mme!
we Against one
we Huger Knuckle snow
we Knuckle olympics
Your Dong
Flogging Your Log
Flute Solo
a KM
Farms the Hg
Fremantle mattres
Love Muscle (
Galloping Antelope
Galloping Maggot
Gettng tn Touch WM Your Manhood
Gettng tn Touch WM Yourself
know tn the " Sense'
Gettng Your Caps Peeled
Gang rt a Tug
John Hancock
Grease the Pure
creasing your Bone
Hacking Hog
Ham Shank
Hand Job
Hands on Training
Hand to Gland Combat
Hand work
Hung a Roy [Austrlian)
Have rt on
Have one owe Inst
undertow Em Top
Heaven
Ht the Ham
The Cards
Hotdong Your Sausage Hostage
Hone your Bone
Hump your not
Hump your Hose
Arr
droning Some wrinkles
Jack Hammer
Jack on
Jacko'
Jacknit' tte Beanstalk
Jag on
J Arthur Rank (Boon slang 7 mt
on Yourself
Jelly Roll
Jerk or
snow
Jerking Johnson
owe the Jewelry
Beast
Top on
Knuckle snow on your Pm: Pump
Hand Shuttle
Leakin' tne Mam Bram
Loping your Mule
Bald Guy Puke
Manny Nut Butter
Manny Yogurt
Mango the Mags!
Nameplate the Mango
Manual
Masonic Secret
Massage your Muscle
Massage your Warm!
Measuring For Condoms
Bull
Lizard
Monkey
Moulding Hot Meat:
New
on the more
arting we Pogo Sock
one Handed Clapping
one Man Show
one Man
Pack your Pam»
Paddle the Ickle
Paent the Tyckte
Pam the Walls
Pam Anderson Polka
Pat the Robertson
Peel Some Ohms
Peel the Banana
Peel the Carrot
Felony Your Dog
WM no
WM Sum Palmer and harms theads
WM Your Noodle
Play Pocket Foot
Playtoy Organ
Playtoy Poser
Playtoy PSS Pure
Playtoy Skan Flute
Playtoy Organ
WM the Snake
Your Instrument
Play WM Yourself
Pocket
Pocket Pool
Futon the Chrome Dome
Futon the Rocket
Futon the Sword
noon your Bayonet
noon your Helmet
porpoise
napping we Purple numpty
Pound on
Pound Your Flounder
Pound Your nos Pump
your nud
nud Wrestling
nuddin'
Pull the Rout
nutting we Alre
nutting Your Guano
Pull or
nutting we nos Pump
Pull the Pole
Pull the Pope
Pull Your nud
Pull youreally
For Pleasure
For Power
Python
Pancon' The Gown
The
Percy
Emmy
Marthe Ham
we the Great warte
now we Fleshy Blunt
Roman Helmet Rhumba
tne Long Horn
Rope the Pony
twine Suspect
Rounding Upthe Tadpoles
tor the Yankees
not one Out
Robins ' s Horn
Scraping Your Carrot
Itch
Your Meat
See Mrs Palmer & we Daughters
sendung out the Troops
snaking Hands Wth Abe Lincoln [Please - no more "Shaking Hands')
snaking Hands Wth the Governor
snaking Hands Wth Shorty
snaking Hands Wth the Unemployed
Shake the Snake
Gears
Your Pole
we Helmet
snorting Enemies
snorting Putty at the Moon
snorting sperman
snacking Burma
Stamina Hammer
starman' we sadame
Starport' nappy
Clown
Slap Hmong the Champ
Slap My Happy Sacks
Stalks sadame
Cyclops (Please - no more "Slaping')
Slapping your Chub
Slappydoo' s Last Stand
Sloppy son Language
Stroke the Stewart
smacking your Sale!
Supine Monkey
Supine wnru
snapping Your Carrot
Frank
Spank your Monkey
Spear
Mayo
spunking Monk
Squeeze the Cream Frontage Flesh Twinkee
Squeeze the Lemon
Tube Paste
Burrito
Star Meeting
Stall
styrene Soup
Stroke on
Stroking t
stroking your Goat
Stroke your Poker
Tammy a Shake Break
Tame the WM Hog
Tap the Turkey
Tease the Python
Tease the Waste
Tenderize the Meat
The
we Sitcky Page
Threading a Needle
Throw We Batch
Down
Pump
Home the Elmo
Takle the Tyckte
Toss on
Toss the Boss
Toss the Turkey
Tugging your
Tug Cyclops
Tuning the Antenna
Tussle mm Your Muscle
pepperoni
Cane
warring
Watkins Dog
watkins W/ the one Eyed Wondertomb
marr (Britons
Down
Wax
Wax
Wax
Whack or
Whack
Dummy
wnru your Bopper
the Wonder
Pony
the window wanner
warte Water wresting
Jizzum
Jack tn we Box
Wonk your Conker
working a cramp out ofyour Muscle
worm;
Wnag Out your Rope
Wnag
Yahtzee
Yank My ' s a Dandy)
Yank on
Yangtze vote
Yank your Crank
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User avatar #3 - wcpapier ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
i dont know what is more impressive the list, or the fact it is in alphabetical order
#7 to #3 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
the list
User avatar #9 to #3 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (12/29/2015) [-]
The list. Why would the alphabetical order be impressive? You could paste the list of unorganized names in, for example, google sheet and sort them with two clicks.
User avatar #17 to #9 - wcpapier ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
i am not smart with computers
#1 - nod (12/28/2015) [-]
after his finishes say them all
User avatar #10 - mrwigles (12/29/2015) [-]
All that work and the asker gives him 4/5
#20 to #10 - igotladiesandmoney (12/29/2015) [-]
George Carlin originally said that list
#6 - cazabrow (12/29/2015) [-]
This looks more like an extremely bland bucket list.
User avatar #12 to #6 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Well, so far I've done everything on that list.
#13 - secretzx ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
"Freeing the slaves" will always be my favorite
User avatar #23 to #13 - miia ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
is your sperm black? you might wanna get that checked
User avatar #27 to #23 - secretzx ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
"I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they CUM OIL"
User avatar #26 to #5 - venegal (12/29/2015) [-]
...I don't want to know.
#2 - evilkingganon (12/28/2015) [-]
**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** why did it block out wank
#19 - mankey (12/29/2015) [-]
Spank your Mankey.
#21 - fullfrontal (12/29/2015) [-]
ill take a couch hockey for one please
#24 to #21 - kaboomz (12/29/2015) [-]
dont mind me im just playing my skin flute
User avatar #4 - chickencatsheep (12/29/2015) [-]
Marinate the samon is somthing we say in my town (Norway) and in american pie they say hitting the clown
User avatar #14 - Shorticus (12/29/2015) [-]
And only 4 stars
#25 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Five Finger Knuckle Shuffle

JOHN CEEEEEEEENAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
User avatar #18 - SuperSixONE (12/29/2015) [-]
I thought that bleed your weed was for taking a piss
User avatar #16 - billyblooper (12/29/2015) [-]
Exit the spunk bunker
User avatar #15 - summerizer (12/29/2015) [-]
Zapping the prisoner.
User avatar #11 - crawdady (12/29/2015) [-]
Bestowing the boner brew
#8 - anon (12/29/2015) [-]
Bashing the Bishop
Vexing the Vicar
Punishing the Parson
Shooting one of the Bellringers in the face
Entering the Dragon
Crounch the Tiger
Srangling the Minthole
Stalking the Weatherman
Rubbing the Mouse-eye
Posting the Carpet
Tickling the Cucumber
Palming the Cress
Watching Countdown
Dividing by Zero
Baking a Squirrel
Having Chips and Beans
Arising the Steeple
Referencing the Complicatarus
Pushing the Envelope
Exhausting the Metaphor
Flogging the Dead Horse
Doing the Two Fingered Percy
Exiting, Pursued by a bear

And don't get me started on ******** .
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