Skyrim Bandits. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!.. Got the Skyre mod or whatever, so that sort of thing doesn't happen. They /always/ search for you after they've detected you for even a moment. Sneaking just in
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User avatar #13 - YllekNayr ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Haven't seen THIS joke in 18 different formats in the last 2 years.
#24 to #13 - kilik (08/08/2014) [-]
just like the "female armour is small" joke
#6 - PVTDickStryker (08/07/2014) [-]
>Sneaking elf faggot coward
>Sneaking elf faggot coward
User avatar #23 to #6 - commontroll (08/08/2014) [-]
What's your favorite play style for end game? My favorite (talking about which perks I have maxed fyi)

One Handed, Heavy Armor, Block, Smithing, Enchanting, and putting leftovers in archery and once I've gone beyond 81 and a half getting speech maxed out.

It's one hell of a potent class. Probably my most op character yet.
User avatar #39 to #6 - truesmokewolf (08/08/2014) [-]
Bosmer master race, bitch!
User avatar #7 to #6 - cossackwhoop (08/07/2014) [-]
Hell, he's probably a ******* milkdrinker too.
User avatar #8 to #7 - PVTDickStryker (08/07/2014) [-]
I bet he's a mead-fetcher on the weekends.
User avatar #9 to #8 - cossackwhoop (08/07/2014) [-]
I heard he's been working with those bastard Battle-Borns.
User avatar #10 to #9 - PVTDickStryker (08/07/2014) [-]
Poor snow-back probably sneaks so much because he can't win a single fight.
User avatar #11 to #10 - cossackwhoop (08/07/2014) [-]
20 septims says he's a Daedra worshipper.
User avatar #12 to #11 - PVTDickStryker (08/07/2014) [-]
I bet he'd get friendzoned by Mara
User avatar #14 to #12 - cossackwhoop (08/07/2014) [-]
That **** wouldn't last long in Windhelm, that's for sure.
User avatar #15 to #14 - PVTDickStryker (08/07/2014) [-]
Windhelm? Snowberry probably stays on the road so that a bear won't ruin him.
User avatar #16 to #15 - cossackwhoop (08/07/2014) [-]
He'll most likely run away to Solitude at the first sign of "trouble" and whine to the Thalmor.
User avatar #17 to #16 - PVTDickStryker (08/07/2014) [-]
Think he's been to the Cloud District often? I doubt it.
User avatar #18 to #17 - cossackwhoop (08/07/2014) [-]
He probably thinks he's part of the Dark Brotherhood.
User avatar #19 to #18 - PVTDickStryker (08/07/2014) [-]
Like any group would want a khajeeaboo skooma-addict in their ranks.
User avatar #22 to #12 - chimpaflimp (08/08/2014) [-]
Mara? Dude got friendzoned by Dibella.
#1 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Got the Skyre mod or whatever, so that sort of thing doesn't happen. They /always/ search for you after they've detected you for even a moment. Sneaking just increases the chance they won't detect you at first, and they may just run around in circles if they detect you and you manage to get away to another location before they get to you.
Got the Skyre mod or whatever, so that sort of thing doesn't happen. They /always/ search for you after they've detected you for even a moment. Sneaking just increases the chance they won't detect you at first, and they may just run around in circles if they detect you and you manage to get away to another location before they get to you.

#28 to #1 - anino (08/08/2014) [-]
I got the mod where I can stealth **** bandits

praise sexlab and all its content
User avatar #32 to #28 - eatinyojello (08/08/2014) [-]
sexlab defeat is best sexlab. probably anyway
#2 to #1 - morkoelorko ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Skyre is a pain in the ass in the beggining, but feels more satisfactory when you get 			****		 done and when you 			******		 up something, you 			******		 up for real.   
   
<Me in every 			*******		 fire tramp ever
Skyre is a pain in the ass in the beggining, but feels more satisfactory when you get **** done and when you ****** up something, you ****** up for real.

<Me in every ******* fire tramp ever
User avatar #25 to #2 - anticitezenone ONLINE (08/08/2014) [-]
>go orc with ******* heavy armor and a warhammer
>almost literally every attack is a VATS instakill
>slow as **** to attack though
>enchant it with megafrost damage
>run up to giant
>smash him into the ground as reverse revenge
#5 to #2 - karnovski (08/07/2014) [-]
hehehe
#3 to #2 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
Mhm, my only real problem with Skyre is how the weapons are balanced, especially with other weapon admin's minions. I get an Ebony Sword early on that has like 20 damage. It seems the game, with Skyre in installed, focuses more on how you level up rather than the equipment you get.

Which is bothersome when I get a modded sword that has like 5 damage.
#4 to #3 - bluemagebrilly ONLINE (08/07/2014) [-]
I apparently cannot say m-o-d-s. How bothersome.
User avatar #20 to #3 - icameforthepron (08/07/2014) [-]
IIRC: Skyre changes how you obtain loot because dungeons and the like are not leveled to your character but are static experiences. Thus loot with a high tier weapon should have appropriate defenses.

Also for weapon mod,s you need to use the Reproccer, it creates a patch for whatever you're putting into your game when you have Skyre enabled.
User avatar #21 - darthblam (08/08/2014) [-]
This is why I named my Dwarven crossbow "Just My Imagination"...
User avatar #37 to #21 - truesmokewolf (08/08/2014) [-]
Bruh, Crossbow is terrible for Sneak.
Regular bow: 20 percent of noise from the bow. 80 percent where the arrow hits.
Crossbow: 50 percent of noise from the bow. 50 percent where the bolt hits.
Get a regular bow for sneak, m8. Worth it, trust me. Get off more stealth shots.
User avatar #40 to #37 - darthblam (08/08/2014) [-]
With max sneak it really doesn't matter.
I even sneak around in heavy armor without being noticed or heard..
They literally never hear my shots, despite how loud it sounds.
#38 to #21 - zerotzallander (08/08/2014) [-]
I think I'm going to do the same for the lulz. Thnx bra!
User avatar #29 - swisscheezit (08/08/2014) [-]
Skyrim: Sneaking
User avatar #33 - Nahyon (08/08/2014) [-]
>Bandits
so why don't you draw them like bandits instead of hobos
User avatar #35 to #33 - neverborn (08/08/2014) [-]
bandits in fur armour look like that
#27 - anon (08/08/2014) [-]
Oh cool we are still talking about Skyrim, its not like this game got boring after the first hour of playing it or anything....
#30 to #27 - captaincapital (08/08/2014) [-]
gr888 b888 m888
#34 to #30 - rdobet (08/08/2014) [-]
It did for me since I got it half a year after it came out and was tired as **** of it by that point since no one would shut up about it.
User avatar #26 - lolguythesecond (08/08/2014) [-]
I play a stealth character with no admin's minions ATM and they never acted like that. They usually search for a while, sit back down, but don't claim its their imagination if their comrade died. Oh, and they're more alert too and it's harder to sneak in front of them.
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