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#32
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vorarephilia 
(10/08/2015) [+] (3 replies)
stickied by beastkenten
Went to **** . No more paper.
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ilikepatatas ONLINE (10/08/2015) [+] (3 replies)
"my penis hurts, said the walrus"
stickied by beastkenten
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themightykamina (10/08/2015) [-] I'm going to try and make as many of these happy as I can.
Cuz why not?
Cuz why not?
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darrenblackfox (10/08/2015) [-] You are a good person. Keep making the world a happier place, my friend.
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themightykamina (10/09/2015) [-] A couple people sad in the comments that some of the stories hit them hard, I feel like if my comments made at least a handful of people feel slightly better it was worth it. I never meant to invalidate the project and I'm sorry if I came off like that.
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elcreepo (10/09/2015) [-] I suppose I'm just being a cunt today. There's nothing wrong with making others feel better.
I do like and appreciate the thought that goes into these types of literary projects, though, so it always bugs me little when people try to change them into something else.
The creator meant what they wrote. Understandably what they wrote is sad, but it's sadness they were going for.
Eh, but enough of me being a prick about it. You do what you do. Maybe one day you'll be good enough, if you aren't already, to make six-word happy stories.
I do like and appreciate the thought that goes into these types of literary projects, though, so it always bugs me little when people try to change them into something else.
The creator meant what they wrote. Understandably what they wrote is sad, but it's sadness they were going for.
Eh, but enough of me being a prick about it. You do what you do. Maybe one day you'll be good enough, if you aren't already, to make six-word happy stories.
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themightykamina (10/08/2015) [-] Jimmy's Parents were so proud of him for excelling at his boyscout duties
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themightykamina (10/08/2015) [-] This is your stewardess Amelia, and I'm happy to announce that we'll be landing shortly, and thirty minutes ahead of schedule, thanks to tailwinds.
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themightykamina (10/08/2015) [-] The saleswoman had quite clearly misunderstood Private Johnson's joke about having a "Third leg"
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themightykamina (10/08/2015) [-] It took me a moment to realize that Marie and I had scheduled for a locksmith to come by and install a replacement for the faulty doorknob
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themightykamina (10/08/2015) [-] That's just how the MMORPG works though, but I think its cute that you named your polar bear mount "Christmas".
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themightykamina (10/08/2015) [-] Ever since the Notary official had purchased a super long lasting bic pen, his job had become so much more efficient.
More after I do the sleeps
More after I do the sleeps
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themightykamina (10/08/2015) [-] I told her to persevere because she was my sister, I just hope she meets someone She loves as much as I love my wife.
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vladhellsing (10/08/2015) [-] "Skydiving really scares the crap outta me, but maybe I'll enjoy it once I land."
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vladhellsing (10/08/2015) [-] "Of course there really was no way of excusing my behaviour during the party, but hopefully the daffodils will make for a nice apology."
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vladhellsing (10/08/2015) [-] "Guess I'll relax in the airport lounge until the technicians finish up on the runway."
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vladhellsing (10/08/2015) [-] "We really shouldn't have parked the wedding car under a deciduous tree."
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vladhellsing (10/08/2015) [-] "After being estranged to her for so many years, it's gonna take some getting used to."
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vladhellsing (10/08/2015) [-] "My brother got adopted into a wealthy Japanese business family, he's going to have a great job opportunity for me!"
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vladhellsing (10/08/2015) [-] "Silly boy should've paid more attention to where he was walking instead of his phone."
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vladhellsing (10/08/2015) [-] "Hopefully this headache will clear after my nap, let's hope people read the note on my door before knocking."
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vladhellsing (10/08/2015) [-] "Which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, considering the price of ammunition."
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ILIEKPEPSEE (10/08/2015) [-] "I decided to let some steam off at the gun range as opposed to going to anger management therapy"
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vladhellsing (10/08/2015) [-] "Which shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, considering the price of ammunition."
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themightykamina (10/09/2015) [-] Thanks for continuing these While I was away man. Or lady-man if you lack the dangly bits
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infinnerty (10/08/2015) [-] Its all well and good going to space and dying a "hero" even though there probably wouldnt be much coverage in this day and age but jesus **** imagine dying in the cold expanse of space, probably one of the most terrifying deaths there is, like drowning in the middle of the ocean
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fcrocker (10/08/2015) [-]
I don't know man. Given the choice of coughing up my lungs in a hospital bed, and going out drifting amongst the infinite cosmos. 8 Billion lives, the entirety of human history, merely a pale blue orb below you.
I think I'd be OK with that. Besides, we've all gotta die.
I think I'd be OK with that. Besides, we've all gotta die.
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helpexplain (10/08/2015) [-] Mission control is the base on Earth that communicates with space craft and their crew. It basically means that a space craft had problems, the home base tried to help but can't actually do anything, and the problem persisted so the crew is doomed and is giving a finally goodbye.
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cursedjester (10/08/2015) [-] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_control_center
A control center, where the mission is controlled from, controlling the mission.
A control center, where the mission is controlled from, controlling the mission.
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ifreakinglovepizza (10/08/2015) [-] reminds me of the lost cosmonauts conspiracy theory where one of the cosmonauts left earth at a perpendicular angle while tapping "SOS" until it faded into nothingness... space is ******* scary...
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-] "Check ignition, and may God's love be with you....."
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tenaciouslee ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-] You've really made the grade!
And the papers want to know who's shirts you wear...
And the papers want to know who's shirts you wear...
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crazysciencehobo (10/07/2015) [-] that's only half the phrase, it's really:
For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. Baby was born with ROCKET FEET!"
For Sale: Baby shoes. Never worn. Baby was born with ROCKET FEET!"
#17
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jacklane (10/08/2015) [-] Just married said the shattered windshield
Don't write on windshields.
Don't write on windshields.
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csgtsheep (10/08/2015) [-] Not six words but I like this one
"The only man in the world, heard a knock at the door."
"The only man in the world, heard a knock at the door."
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csgtsheep (10/08/2015) [-] en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knock_ (short_story)
I've just learned about it being more than that as well. A lot creepier if it was left as it was.
I've just learned about it being more than that as well. A lot creepier if it was left as it was.
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bohemianblasphemy (10/08/2015) [-] I know the feel well enough to know that no one should ever have to go through it.
I promise you, it will get better soon. They say that time heals all wounds for a reason.
I promise you, it will get better soon. They say that time heals all wounds for a reason.
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bohemianblasphemy (10/08/2015) [-] Leaving the past behind can be difficult, and wounds may stay for longer than you'd like, but I swear that things will improve as soon as you do. If you can do that, you'll be on your way to finding someone new, someone better. Life will move on, regardless if you do or don't. So make it easier on yourself.
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lookatmyhouseofwax (10/08/2015) [-] Actually i stopped thinking about her 4 years ago. Then she messaged me 1 year ago
Asked my friend that i've known for 9 years what i should do and he told me " **** that cunt, move on with your life".
Meeting up with him in Japan in May to travel around for 1 month
Asked my friend that i've known for 9 years what i should do and he told me " **** that cunt, move on with your life".
Meeting up with him in Japan in May to travel around for 1 month
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thatguycrow (10/08/2015) [-] Thanks man, havent been able to feel actually happy in a few weeks but I have noticed I at least managed to start eating decently again so I guess I'm getting better.
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bohemianblasphemy (10/08/2015) [-] Always try to remember that there will always be other people who understand what you're going through and will want to help. As one of those people, I'm glad to hear you're doing better. You'll find that someone soon enough, probably when you least expect it to happen.
#38
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urapooper (10/08/2015) [-]
for some weird reason the space related ones gives me the most goosebumps
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captchakid ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-] Yea. The Voyager one hurt me pretty bad, don't know why.
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nonanonnon (10/08/2015) [-] 3-Leg Joe eventually found the solution by buying two pairs of shoes and throwing one away.
