Siri. Source: imgur subscribe for more Siri /ˈsɪri/ is an intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator which works as an application for Apple Inc.'s  Siri Source: imgur subscribe for more /ˈsɪri/ is an intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator which works as application Apple Inc 's
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Siri. Source: imgur subscribe for more Siri /ˈsɪri/ is an intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator which works as an application for Apple Inc.'s

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Siri /ˈsɪri/ is an intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator which works as an application for Apple Inc.'s iOS. The application uses a natural language user interface to answer questions, make recommendations, and perform actions by delegating requests to a set of Web services. Apple claims that the software adapts to the user's individual preferences over time and personalizes results.[2] The name Siri is Norwegian, meaning "beautiful woman who leads you to victory", and comes from the intended name for the original developer's first child.[3]

Siri was originally introduced as an iOS application available in the App Store by Siri, Inc., which was acquired by Apple on April 28, 2010.[4] Siri, Inc. had announced that their software would be available for BlackBerry and for phones running Android, but all development efforts for non-Apple platforms were cancelled after the acquisition by Apple.[5]

Siri has been an integral part of iOS since iOS 5[6] and was introduced as a feature of the iPhone 4S.[7] Siri was added to the iPad (third generation) with the release of iOS 6, and has been included on all iOS devices since Fall 2012.[8][9]

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#5 - optimussum
Reply +544
(01/30/2014) [-]
tell him you have a vagina

seriously

men arent that complicated
#7 to #5 - gisuar
Reply -22
(01/30/2014) [-]
well that's kinda sexist isn't it?
#8 to #7 - optimussum
Reply +22
(01/30/2014) [-]
its not sexist if its true
#9 to #8 - gisuar
Reply -8
(01/30/2014) [-]
i'm pretty sure it isn't for everyone
#10 to #9 - trollofhalo
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(01/30/2014) [-]
It's pretty damn sure true since it's coming from a girl. After all, did optimussum say it was true for everyone?
#11 to #10 - trollofhalo
Reply +5
(01/30/2014) [-]
For the record, I thought you were debating the topic of whether or not women had vaginas. I'm sorry.
#17 to #11 - pacs ONLINE
Reply +15
(01/30/2014) [-]
do all women have vaginas ?
#19 to #11 - gisuar
Reply +1
(01/30/2014) [-]
i'd like to know if those people thumbing me down thought the same

and everyone makes mistakes sometimes not a big deal have a nice day
#30 to #9 - mistafishy
Reply -2
(01/31/2014) [-]
If a girl proclaimed any minor interest... Clothes= off in a second.

No exceptions except landwhales and ************** people.
#20 to #9 - mapleknight
Reply -2
(01/30/2014) [-]
dude
it's pretty true
#36 to #7 - lemonpepsiking
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
how dare that person say all women have vaginas
#29 to #7 - iatedub
Reply -1
(01/31/2014) [-]
It'd work for me.
It'd work for me.
#22 to #7 - zuripanto
Reply -1
(01/30/2014) [-]
if it would be sexist it would be excluding someone, no body is affected by this, only people with out vaginas.
#140 to #5 - thedarkestrogue
Reply -4
(01/31/2014) [-]
stop stealing takeaseat's mascot.
#178 to #140 - optimussum
Reply +3
(01/31/2014) [-]
no
#182 to #140 - nickypickle
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
dont ever speak again.
#33 to #5 - anon
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
I don't care how good looking a woman is, if she has no sense of humor or is socially stupid then she can stay the **** away from me.
#34 to #33 - mereu
Reply +41
(01/31/2014) [-]
I don't care if she has no sense of humor or if she's socially stupid, as long as she's hot I'm gonna try to **** her anyway.
#46 to #34 - xolotyl **User deleted account**
Reply +38
(01/31/2014) [-]
I don't care if she has no sense of humor, if she's socially stupid, or if she's hot. As long as she has a dick that's good for me

wait...
#77 to #34 - dyalibya
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Yup , sounds about right
#47 to #5 - xheavymetalx
Reply +3
(01/31/2014) [-]
Hell, for some people even THAT isn't a requirement.
#110 to #5 - niggernazi
Reply +4
(01/31/2014) [-]
maybe he has standards? even the filthiest crackwhores on the streets have vaginas
#78 to #5 - jaypaul
Reply +6
(01/31/2014) [-]
I would legit ask a girl out on the spot if she walked up to me all nonchalant like, leaned against a wall, crossed her arms, and said something to the tune of, "Hi there... I have a vagina."
#37 to #5 - rockmanneos
Reply +48
(01/31/2014) [-]
I love how everyone who says "I'd like girl but only if she didn't" is getting so much **** for having standards.   
Pro tip: man or woman, no one has an obligation to think you're attractive or go out with you. It's called personal taste.   
Personally, no matter how awesome a woman was personality wise, if she could barely move on her own, then I couldn't see myself dating her. It's just that ******* simple. Some people like fat chicks. Some people like curvy chicks. Some people like skinny chicks.   
Don't give me **** for not being attracted to someone.
I love how everyone who says "I'd like girl but only if she didn't" is getting so much **** for having standards.
Pro tip: man or woman, no one has an obligation to think you're attractive or go out with you. It's called personal taste.
Personally, no matter how awesome a woman was personality wise, if she could barely move on her own, then I couldn't see myself dating her. It's just that ******* simple. Some people like fat chicks. Some people like curvy chicks. Some people like skinny chicks.
Don't give me **** for not being attracted to someone.
#189 to #37 - anon
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(01/31/2014) [-]
I didn't get that quote. "I would like girl". Did you mean a girl?
#6 - fezzo
Reply +320
(01/30/2014) [-]
It kind of irritates me that it'sexpected for the guys to have to ask out the girls. If you want him to go out with you why not just ask him directly?
#25 to #6 - lazypaul
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know why this happens and I know it's stupid and it shouldn't but when a girl makes the first move on me for some reason I see her as less attractive. It's almost like it takes the 'thrill of the chase' out of it.
#27 to #6 - ellenrimbauer
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(01/31/2014) [-]
I don't expect the guy to make the first move, though I prefer it to happen that way.

It'd feel weird, especially since I'm a negative thinker, if I started the relationship with a guy.
#74 to #27 - progenitormimic
Reply +7
(01/31/2014) [-]
Well, the girl in your picture made the first move. Of course, that move was murdering an entire classroom full of innocent schoolchildren , but it seemed to work out for her.
#79 to #74 - ellenrimbauer
Reply +3
(01/31/2014) [-]
Maybe the females have just been going at it the wrong way.. We need to step up our game so it wont be so weird when we make the first move!
#80 to #79 - progenitormimic
Reply +6
(01/31/2014) [-]
Yes! Step up your game! Be bold! Please don't kill people!
#82 to #80 - ellenrimbauer
Reply +3
(01/31/2014) [-]
But... how else will I show my affection towards the opposite sex?
But... how else will I show my affection towards the opposite sex?
#83 to #82 - progenitormimic
Reply +5
(01/31/2014) [-]
Well... hell, I don't know. Throw rubber ducks at them or something. That usually gets peoples' attention. And it does it without killing their friends, which is a plus.
#84 to #83 - ellenrimbauer
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
I'll definitely keep that in mind, thanks!

I do so like the other idea, though.. I guess I'll just live with rubber duck throwing (:
#86 to #84 - progenitormimic
Reply +2
(01/31/2014) [-]
Always happy to help random strangers on the internet. Especially if they like Deadman Wonderland.
#87 to #86 - ellenrimbauer
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
Oh god! I love that show... do you know if its going to be continued or not?
#88 to #87 - progenitormimic
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
I haven't the slightest idea, but it's been ages. I got impatient and read the manga when the anime ran out, and it's definitely amazing. I really hope they do continue the anime, though. It's up there as one of my all-time favorites
#89 to #88 - ellenrimbauer
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(01/31/2014) [-]
I thought about reading the Manga, but I like the way it looks when its shown on TV. I read the ending, or at least I think the ending, so I could keep my brother up to date on it while he was in boot camp.

Deadman Wonderland is a favorite of mine, too.. Inuyasha and One piece being others, but I also don't watch much Anime.
#91 to #89 - progenitormimic
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, pretty much the only anime I've been able to get into are FMA, Deadman Wonderland, Hellsing Ultimate, and Attack on Titan. I like One Piece-it was one of the first I ever watched-but the sheer number of episodes is kinda daunting.
It's been fun talking, but I have an 8AM Calc lecture to look forward to tomorrow, so I'm gonna have to go. Have a good night!
#92 to #91 - ellenrimbauer
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
Have a good night, too
Have a good night, too
#100 to #87 - anon
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
It won't be continued. The manga answers all questions though, and is executed much better. You should read it if you like Deadman Wonderland.
#129 to #100 - ellenrimbauer
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Well... that's pretty suckish.

Thanks for letting me know, I'll probably give the manga a shot.
#28 to #6 - Durp
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
I have no problems being forward with a guy and telling him that he's cute/attractive, and/or to make the first move. I mean, if I like the guy, why not?
#35 to #28 - coledunk
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
good for you.
#39 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
In almost every species of animal on the planet, the male courts the female. We are no different.
#67 to #39 - dudelolz ONLINE
Reply +4
(01/31/2014) [-]
When has nature ever stopped humanity?
When has nature ever stopped humanity?
#45 to #39 - anon
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
in almost every species of animal on the planet, they **** on the floor. We ARE different.
#54 to #45 - MetaIIica
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
In almost every species of animal on the planet, there is a lack of opposable thumbs necessary to open the jar.
#58 to #6 - demigodofmadness
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Well, I think people like me might have contributed to that a bit. There was this really unattractive girl in high school that obviously had a crush on me. She asked me one day, "If I like a guy, and he's not asking me out should I just ask him?" and I was like, "Absolutely not, no way, it's very emasculating to a man to be asked out." When in reality I just didn't want to turn her down.

I'm sure some men have done the same, and I'd rather it be kept the same. I do not envy women for having to turn down guys they don't find attractive.
#141 to #6 - myshipsailedwoutme
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Why do you assume she's not just shy or has social anxiety? Why do you assume it's because she's a girl? If you have the confidence to ask someone out directly, that's great, but don't expect everybody to be such a social butterfly. If she's more comfortable flirting or becoming friends first, what's wrong with that?
#195 to #6 - atomicnutter
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
**atomicnutter rolled user zzforrest ** fancy it?
#12 to #6 - checkemtrain
Reply +1
(01/30/2014) [-]
I wish it was like that in real life.God I ******* wish so
#94 to #12 - darthsalias ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
u sir are so much like me
#55 to #6 - destaice
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
Not to be the devil's advocate here, but it's because males are expected to be the dominate role.

Now you can argue all you want about how that's ********. Regardless, the fact is that society expects males to be dominate. Mostly it comes from a lack of expressing emotions and being the head of the household/decision maker.

Because of this expectation from society, you have no idea if the guy sitting there believes he's suppose to be dominate or if he's indifferent. So if the girl asked him out and he believes in being dominate, then it might come off as an insult suggesting he's not dominate.

I know it sounds stupid, but you know fairly well that society is full of idiots.
#70 to #6 - commontroll
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
Because humans are mammals and mammals are hardwired to have the males prove they are worth mating with, because females are already valuable. So one way we show we're worth mating with/dating is that we show we're assertive and take charge, and can take risks and leaps of faith.

The way the animal kingdom works, is that if a male is not dominant enough to even try to win the affections of a female, they will not mate. So quit bitching about not getting to spread your beta seed.
#149 to #6 - romdomcom
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
Because a lot of the time, if a girl asks, guys either think we're desperate or just want to have sex.
#90 to #6 - kingpongthedon
Reply +2
(01/31/2014) [-]
Because if a dude doesn't ask a girl out it's seen as him lacking confidence which, let's face it, is probably the case anyway . A lack of confidence is the number one turn off in most women. But regardless, 9 times out of 10, if a girl is into you she'll be dropping enough hints that she might as well be asking you out. All she's asking is you to reciprocate, but with confidence. You know what you want, just ask for it.

It's base animal instinct, she wants a strong man to protect her and her children. If you don't have the courage to ask her out, what are you gonna do when there's a saber-toothed tiger at the mouth of the cave? Though I will admit, the saber-toothed tiger is often a less daunting task It's not logical, but what part of any relationship, even platonic ones, is? We've come a long way from our ancestors, but at our core we're still apes. Be the silverback, that's what she wants.
#98 to #90 - ivoryhammer
Reply +8
(01/31/2014) [-]
If I don't ask a girl out it's because I'm not interested in asking her out.
#99 to #98 - kingpongthedon
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Well yeah, but that doesn't really explain why it's expected of the man to ask the woman out. Of course you're not going to ask every girl out, but when there's someone you are interested in and you don't go for it, it's probably because you lack confidence.
#115 to #99 - ivoryhammer
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
Or because they have a boyfriend/know they're going to reject me/only physically attractive. I don't like wasting my time on something I know is not gonna happen.
#164 to #115 - bigmanfifty
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
If you don't take chances, you'll regret it later
#174 to #164 - anon
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
that was my line of thinking when i asked out this girl i had a massive crush on for quite some time. she'd been dropping hints for ages and i decided i'd just go for it and she said yes. we had only been going out for a month and she went and shattered my heart into a million little pieces. if she had've just said no in the first place (or even better, had i just not bothered and saved myself a lot of hurt) i wouldn't have had a problem, but she waited until we were together to strike

mfw the girl of my dreams ****** some guy 4 weeks after she told me asking her out was the greatest thing to ever happen to her
#188 to #174 - anon
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that she didn't make it her life goal to go out with you for a month just to crush your heart.

I dunno, seems like a lot of work.
#167 to #164 - ivoryhammer
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Meh
#73 to #6 - jdferret
Reply +7
(01/31/2014) [-]
I imagine you put It's and expected together by mistake, but I believe you created a new term for gender profiling sexpected. but if you had, you're a genius you magnificent bastard.
#13 to #6 - captaindropkik
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(01/30/2014) [-]
yeah I instantly give up on any woman who abides by all these fake little rules they've made up for themselves.
#185 to #13 - anon
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Except it wasn't just women who made it up for themselves.

It's women and men as a whole. Do you think just one side decided who can be passive and who can be aggressive?
#197 to #185 - captaindropkik
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
as I said, I take it by the individual
#190 to #185 - baesdgod
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
In that case, women apparently decided to be oppressed.

MUH FEMINISM
#51 to #6 - nigeltheoutlaw
Reply +21
(01/31/2014) [-]
If a girl is like that then I usually don't bother. I hate girls who wait around for senpai to notice them instead of trying to get what they want.
#16 - I Am Monkey
Reply +192
(01/30/2014) [-]
But will Android remind you to put the Gazpacho on ice?
#31 to #16 - secretdestroyers
Reply +22
(01/31/2014) [-]
No, but it will remind you how many *********** snakes are on this *********** plane.
#49 to #31 - YourName
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(01/31/2014) [-]
#41 to #31 - lecorbi
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
somebody please ask this to siri to see what she says
#59 to #41 - WhereMehSammich
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(01/31/2014) [-]
I was really disappointed.
#60 to #59 - lecorbi
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(01/31/2014) [-]
#42 to #41 - secretdestroyers
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
If I had an iPhone, I'd tell you.
#40 - hybridxproject
Reply +57
(01/31/2014) [-]
hfw she just says "your cute"
hfw she just says "your cute"
#43 to #40 - citizenofnecrocity
Reply +149
(01/31/2014) [-]
If he can hear her grammar, his actual fw.
If he can hear her grammar, his actual fw.
#44 to #43 - hybridxproject
Reply +36
(01/31/2014) [-]
*you're
*you're
#111 to #44 - niggernazi
Reply +4
(01/31/2014) [-]
*ur
#154 to #44 - zhayce ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
*flash* You were all in the process of liking the content and enjoying some comments. There were NO Grammar problems. Now go on... Click -->
#104 to #44 - chewiewhatawookie
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
I'm using this.
#48 to #44 - citizenofnecrocity
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
I... What? Why are you trying to correct me?
#50 to #48 - seniorsnappy
Reply +5
(01/31/2014) [-]
Look at the gif He's trying to make you forget that he used your instead of you're, and he's replacing your with you're.
#53 to #50 - hybridxproject
Reply +9
(01/31/2014) [-]
this guy...........he gets me
this guy...........he gets me
#62 to #53 - duvallwhitey ONLINE
Reply +4
(01/31/2014) [-]
BREAKING NEWS

A real, kind and human conversation was had today on Fj.
Check it out,
#107 to #62 - boomerpyro ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
"siri, how do i rub my dingus?"
#117 to #107 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Well, first you need a time machine....
#61 to #50 - citizenofnecrocity
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
I am a dumbass. I admit my shame.
#18 - pappathethird
Reply +111
(01/30/2014) [-]
You should try boobs.
You should try boobs.
#75 - triplexrated **User deleted account**
Reply +75
(01/31/2014) [-]
#14 - rishnock
Reply +34
(01/30/2014) [-]
If a girl ever says "The man HAS to do [relationship action]" then that girl stops being attractive in my mind. Any girl who thinks that way is a sexist. But watch them say that and be all feminist like "Women are oppressed in this society!"
#81 to #14 - awakendhybrid
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(01/31/2014) [-]
#139 to #14 - myshipsailedwoutme
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
This girl never said that. Is she not allowed to be shy? Sheesh. As long as she doesn't get pissy at him for not asking her out, she's not doing anything wrong.
#184 to #139 - chezburgadominator
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
Slow down there, he never said she said any of that.
#200 to #184 - myshipsailedwoutme
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Why else would he post it on this content, then?
#202 to #200 - chezburgadominator
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
See comment;

"If a girl ever says ...."


He gave a scenario, he never said she said anything. You're just implying he did.
#203 to #202 - myshipsailedwoutme
Reply +1
(02/01/2014) [-]
Okay, well if he didn't mean what I thought, then my comment doesn't apply. It's all cool.
#186 to #14 - chezburgadominator
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(01/31/2014) [-]
I got in an argument with my friend about this exact thing. Her argument is that because she's a girl, she can be picky and shallow and should expect to be treated like a princess because of her(I'll admit) 'good looks'.

Then she went around and told me that men have all the power in todays society.


What?!?
#72 - mrgoodlove
Reply +31
(01/31/2014) [-]
This is how I do it
#15 - buildaburg
Reply +24
(01/30/2014) [-]
Using Siri To Get A Date
#21 to #15 - jokeface
Reply +1
(01/30/2014) [-]
Wait, so Siri can just detect the phone number of the person next to you?

That's ******* scary.
#23 to #21 - buildaburg
Reply +3
(01/30/2014) [-]
Using Siri To Get A Date - Behind The Scenes

It seems that way to the person being called but this is how it was done
#65 to #23 - specialone
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#95 to #15 - rockamekishiko
Reply +1
(01/31/2014) [-]
wow that girl at 0:22 is cute as ****
wow that girl at 0:22 is cute as ****
#96 - xcoreyx
Reply +23
(01/31/2014) [-]
Unnecessary comma is unnecessary