Siri. Source: imgur subscribe for more Siri /ˈsɪri/ is an intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator which works as an application for Apple Inc.'s
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Siri

Siri. Source: imgur subscribe for more Siri /ˈsɪri/ is an intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator which works as an application for Apple Inc.'s

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Siri /ˈsɪri/ is an intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator which works as an application for Apple Inc.'s iOS. The application uses a natural language user interface to answer questions, make recommendations, and perform actions by delegating requests to a set of Web services. Apple claims that the software adapts to the user's individual preferences over time and personalizes results.[2] The name Siri is Norwegian, meaning "beautiful woman who leads you to victory", and comes from the intended name for the original developer's first child.[3]

Siri was originally introduced as an iOS application available in the App Store by Siri, Inc., which was acquired by Apple on April 28, 2010.[4] Siri, Inc. had announced that their software would be available for BlackBerry and for phones running Android, but all development efforts for non-Apple platforms were cancelled after the acquisition by Apple.[5]

Siri has been an integral part of iOS since iOS 5[6] and was introduced as a feature of the iPhone 4S.[7] Siri was added to the iPad (third generation) with the release of iOS 6, and has been included on all iOS devices since Fall 2012.[8][9]

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#75 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/31/2014) [-]
#16 - I Am Monkey (01/30/2014) [-]
But will Android remind you to put the Gazpacho on ice?
#31 to #16 - secretdestroyers (01/31/2014) [-]
No, but it will remind you how many *********** snakes are on this *********** plane.
User avatar #41 to #31 - lecorbi (01/31/2014) [-]
somebody please ask this to siri to see what she says
#59 to #41 - WhereMehSammich (01/31/2014) [-]
I was really disappointed.
User avatar #42 to #41 - secretdestroyers (01/31/2014) [-]
If I had an iPhone, I'd tell you.
#5 - optimussum (01/30/2014) [-]
tell him you have a vagina

seriously

men arent that complicated
User avatar #140 to #5 - thedarkestrogue (01/31/2014) [-]
stop stealing takeaseat's mascot.
#182 to #140 - nickypickle ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
dont ever speak again.
#7 to #5 - gisuar (01/30/2014) [-]
well that's kinda sexist isn't it?
User avatar #8 to #7 - optimussum (01/30/2014) [-]
its not sexist if its true
#9 to #8 - gisuar (01/30/2014) [-]
i'm pretty sure it isn't for everyone
User avatar #10 to #9 - trollofhalo ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
It's pretty damn sure true since it's coming from a girl. After all, did optimussum say it was true for everyone?
User avatar #11 to #10 - trollofhalo ONLINE (01/30/2014) [-]
For the record, I thought you were debating the topic of whether or not women had vaginas. I'm sorry.
#17 to #11 - pacs (01/30/2014) [-]
do all women have vaginas ?
#19 to #11 - gisuar (01/30/2014) [-]
i'd like to know if those people thumbing me down thought the same

and everyone makes mistakes sometimes not a big deal have a nice day
User avatar #20 to #9 - mapleknight (01/30/2014) [-]
dude
it's pretty true
User avatar #30 to #9 - mistafishy (01/31/2014) [-]
If a girl proclaimed any minor interest... Clothes= off in a second.

No exceptions except landwhales and ************** people.
User avatar #36 to #7 - lemonpepsiking (01/31/2014) [-]
how dare that person say all women have vaginas
User avatar #22 to #7 - zuripanto (01/30/2014) [-]
if it would be sexist it would be excluding someone, no body is affected by this, only people with out vaginas.
#29 to #7 - iatedub (01/31/2014) [-]
It'd work for me.
It'd work for me.
#47 to #5 - xheavymetalx (01/31/2014) [-]
Hell, for some people even THAT isn't a requirement.
User avatar #110 to #5 - niggernazi (01/31/2014) [-]
maybe he has standards? even the filthiest crackwhores on the streets have vaginas
User avatar #78 to #5 - jaypaul (01/31/2014) [-]
I would legit ask a girl out on the spot if she walked up to me all nonchalant like, leaned against a wall, crossed her arms, and said something to the tune of, "Hi there... I have a vagina."
#33 to #5 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't care how good looking a woman is, if she has no sense of humor or is socially stupid then she can stay the **** away from me.
User avatar #34 to #33 - mereu (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't care if she has no sense of humor or if she's socially stupid, as long as she's hot I'm gonna try to **** her anyway.
User avatar #46 to #34 - xolotyl **User deleted account** (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't care if she has no sense of humor, if she's socially stupid, or if she's hot. As long as she has a dick that's good for me

wait...
User avatar #77 to #34 - dyalibya (01/31/2014) [-]
Yup , sounds about right
#37 to #5 - rockmanneos (01/31/2014) [-]
I love how everyone who says "I'd like girl but only if she didn't" is getting so much 			****		 for having standards.   
Pro tip: man or woman, no one has an obligation to think you're attractive or go out with you. It's called personal taste.   
Personally, no matter how awesome a woman was personality wise, if she could barely move on her own, then I couldn't see myself dating her. It's just that 			*******		 simple. Some people like fat chicks. Some people like curvy chicks. Some people like skinny chicks.   
Don't give me 			****		 for not being attracted to someone.
I love how everyone who says "I'd like girl but only if she didn't" is getting so much **** for having standards.
Pro tip: man or woman, no one has an obligation to think you're attractive or go out with you. It's called personal taste.
Personally, no matter how awesome a woman was personality wise, if she could barely move on her own, then I couldn't see myself dating her. It's just that ******* simple. Some people like fat chicks. Some people like curvy chicks. Some people like skinny chicks.
Don't give me **** for not being attracted to someone.
#189 to #37 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
I didn't get that quote. "I would like girl". Did you mean a girl?
#6 - fezzo (01/30/2014) [-]
It kind of irritates me that it'sexpected for the guys to have to ask out the girls. If you want him to go out with you why not just ask him directly?
User avatar #28 to #6 - Durp (01/31/2014) [-]
I have no problems being forward with a guy and telling him that he's cute/attractive, and/or to make the first move. I mean, if I like the guy, why not?
User avatar #35 to #28 - coledunk (01/31/2014) [-]
good for you.
User avatar #58 to #6 - demigodofmadness (01/31/2014) [-]
Well, I think people like me might have contributed to that a bit. There was this really unattractive girl in high school that obviously had a crush on me. She asked me one day, "If I like a guy, and he's not asking me out should I just ask him?" and I was like, "Absolutely not, no way, it's very emasculating to a man to be asked out." When in reality I just didn't want to turn her down.

I'm sure some men have done the same, and I'd rather it be kept the same. I do not envy women for having to turn down guys they don't find attractive.
#141 to #6 - myshipsailedwoutme (01/31/2014) [-]
Why do you assume she's not just shy or has social anxiety? Why do you assume it's because she's a girl? If you have the confidence to ask someone out directly, that's great, but don't expect everybody to be such a social butterfly. If she's more comfortable flirting or becoming friends first, what's wrong with that?
User avatar #195 to #6 - atomicnutter (01/31/2014) [-]
**atomicnutter rolled user zzforrest ** fancy it?
#39 to #6 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
In almost every species of animal on the planet, the male courts the female. We are no different.
#45 to #39 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
in almost every species of animal on the planet, they **** on the floor. We ARE different.
User avatar #54 to #45 - MetaIIica (01/31/2014) [-]
In almost every species of animal on the planet, there is a lack of opposable thumbs necessary to open the jar.
#67 to #39 - dudelolz (01/31/2014) [-]
When has nature ever stopped humanity?
When has nature ever stopped humanity?
User avatar #25 to #6 - lazypaul (01/31/2014) [-]
I honestly don't know why this happens and I know it's stupid and it shouldn't but when a girl makes the first move on me for some reason I see her as less attractive. It's almost like it takes the 'thrill of the chase' out of it.
#27 to #6 - ellenrimbauer (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't expect the guy to make the first move, though I prefer it to happen that way.

It'd feel weird, especially since I'm a negative thinker, if I started the relationship with a guy.
User avatar #74 to #27 - progenitormimic (01/31/2014) [-]
Well, the girl in your picture made the first move. Of course, that move was murdering an entire classroom full of innocent schoolchildren , but it seemed to work out for her.
User avatar #79 to #74 - ellenrimbauer (01/31/2014) [-]
Maybe the females have just been going at it the wrong way.. We need to step up our game so it wont be so weird when we make the first move!
User avatar #80 to #79 - progenitormimic (01/31/2014) [-]
Yes! Step up your game! Be bold! Please don't kill people!
#82 to #80 - ellenrimbauer (01/31/2014) [-]
But... how else will I show my affection towards the opposite sex?
But... how else will I show my affection towards the opposite sex?
User avatar #83 to #82 - progenitormimic (01/31/2014) [-]
Well... hell, I don't know. Throw rubber ducks at them or something. That usually gets peoples' attention. And it does it without killing their friends, which is a plus.
User avatar #84 to #83 - ellenrimbauer (01/31/2014) [-]
I'll definitely keep that in mind, thanks!

I do so like the other idea, though.. I guess I'll just live with rubber duck throwing (:
#86 to #84 - progenitormimic (01/31/2014) [-]
Always happy to help random strangers on the internet. Especially if they like Deadman Wonderland.
User avatar #87 to #86 - ellenrimbauer (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh god! I love that show... do you know if its going to be continued or not?
#100 to #87 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
It won't be continued. The manga answers all questions though, and is executed much better. You should read it if you like Deadman Wonderland.
User avatar #129 to #100 - ellenrimbauer (01/31/2014) [-]
Well... that's pretty suckish.

Thanks for letting me know, I'll probably give the manga a shot.
User avatar #88 to #87 - progenitormimic (01/31/2014) [-]
I haven't the slightest idea, but it's been ages. I got impatient and read the manga when the anime ran out, and it's definitely amazing. I really hope they do continue the anime, though. It's up there as one of my all-time favorites
User avatar #89 to #88 - ellenrimbauer (01/31/2014) [-]
I thought about reading the Manga, but I like the way it looks when its shown on TV. I read the ending, or at least I think the ending, so I could keep my brother up to date on it while he was in boot camp.

Deadman Wonderland is a favorite of mine, too.. Inuyasha and One piece being others, but I also don't watch much Anime.
User avatar #91 to #89 - progenitormimic (01/31/2014) [-]
Yeah, pretty much the only anime I've been able to get into are FMA, Deadman Wonderland, Hellsing Ultimate, and Attack on Titan. I like One Piece-it was one of the first I ever watched-but the sheer number of episodes is kinda daunting.
It's been fun talking, but I have an 8AM Calc lecture to look forward to tomorrow, so I'm gonna have to go. Have a good night!
#92 to #91 - ellenrimbauer (01/31/2014) [-]
Have a good night, too
Have a good night, too
User avatar #70 to #6 - commontroll ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Because humans are mammals and mammals are hardwired to have the males prove they are worth mating with, because females are already valuable. So one way we show we're worth mating with/dating is that we show we're assertive and take charge, and can take risks and leaps of faith.

The way the animal kingdom works, is that if a male is not dominant enough to even try to win the affections of a female, they will not mate. So quit bitching about not getting to spread your beta seed.
User avatar #12 to #6 - checkemtrain (01/30/2014) [-]
I wish it was like that in real life.God I ******* wish so
User avatar #94 to #12 - darthsalias ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
u sir are so much like me
User avatar #55 to #6 - destaice (01/31/2014) [-]
Not to be the devil's advocate here, but it's because males are expected to be the dominate role.

Now you can argue all you want about how that's ******** . Regardless, the fact is that society expects males to be dominate. Mostly it comes from a lack of expressing emotions and being the head of the household/decision maker.

Because of this expectation from society, you have no idea if the guy sitting there believes he's suppose to be dominate or if he's indifferent. So if the girl asked him out and he believes in being dominate, then it might come off as an insult suggesting he's not dominate.

I know it sounds stupid, but you know fairly well that society is full of idiots.
User avatar #149 to #6 - romdomcom (01/31/2014) [-]
Because a lot of the time, if a girl asks, guys either think we're desperate or just want to have sex.
#90 to #6 - kingpongthedon (01/31/2014) [-]
Because if a dude doesn't ask a girl out it's seen as him lacking confidence which, let's face it, is probably the case anyway . A lack of confidence is the number one turn off in most women. But regardless, 9 times out of 10, if a girl is into you she'll be dropping enough hints that she might as well be asking you out. All she's asking is you to reciprocate, but with confidence. You know what you want, just ask for it.

It's base animal instinct, she wants a strong man to protect her and her children. If you don't have the courage to ask her out, what are you gonna do when there's a saber-toothed tiger at the mouth of the cave? Though I will admit, the saber-toothed tiger is often a less daunting task It's not logical, but what part of any relationship, even platonic ones, is? We've come a long way from our ancestors, but at our core we're still apes. Be the silverback, that's what she wants.
#98 to #90 - ivoryhammer (01/31/2014) [-]
If I don't ask a girl out it's because I'm not interested in asking her out.
#99 to #98 - kingpongthedon (01/31/2014) [-]
Well yeah, but that doesn't really explain why it's expected of the man to ask the woman out. Of course you're not going to ask every girl out, but when there's someone you are interested in and you don't go for it, it's probably because you lack confidence.
User avatar #115 to #99 - ivoryhammer (01/31/2014) [-]
Or because they have a boyfriend/know they're going to reject me/only physically attractive. I don't like wasting my time on something I know is not gonna happen.
User avatar #164 to #115 - bigmanfifty (01/31/2014) [-]
If you don't take chances, you'll regret it later
#174 to #164 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
that was my line of thinking when i asked out this girl i had a massive crush on for quite some time. she'd been dropping hints for ages and i decided i'd just go for it and she said yes. we had only been going out for a month and she went and shattered my heart into a million little pieces. if she had've just said no in the first place (or even better, had i just not bothered and saved myself a lot of hurt) i wouldn't have had a problem, but she waited until we were together to strike

mfw the girl of my dreams ****** some guy 4 weeks after she told me asking her out was the greatest thing to ever happen to her
#188 to #174 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure that she didn't make it her life goal to go out with you for a month just to crush your heart.

I dunno, seems like a lot of work.
User avatar #167 to #164 - ivoryhammer (01/31/2014) [-]
Meh
#13 to #6 - captaindropkik (01/30/2014) [-]
yeah I instantly give up on any woman who abides by all these fake little rules they've made up for themselves.
#185 to #13 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
Except it wasn't just women who made it up for themselves.

It's women and men as a whole. Do you think just one side decided who can be passive and who can be aggressive?
#197 to #185 - captaindropkik (01/31/2014) [-]
as I said, I take it by the individual
User avatar #190 to #185 - baesdgod (01/31/2014) [-]
In that case, women apparently decided to be oppressed.

MUH FEMINISM
#73 to #6 - jdferret (01/31/2014) [-]
I imagine you put It's and expected together by mistake, but I believe you created a new term for gender profiling sexpected. but if you had, you're a genius you magnificent bastard.
User avatar #51 to #6 - nigeltheoutlaw (01/31/2014) [-]
If a girl is like that then I usually don't bother. I hate girls who wait around for senpai to notice them instead of trying to get what they want.
#18 - pappathethird (01/30/2014) [-]
You should try boobs.
You should try boobs.
#72 - mrgoodlove (01/31/2014) [-]
This is how I do it
User avatar #15 - buildaburg (01/30/2014) [-]
Using Siri To Get A Date
User avatar #21 to #15 - jokeface (01/30/2014) [-]
Wait, so Siri can just detect the phone number of the person next to you?

That's ******* scary.
User avatar #23 to #21 - buildaburg (01/30/2014) [-]
Using Siri To Get A Date - Behind The Scenes

It seems that way to the person being called but this is how it was done
#95 to #15 - rockamekishiko ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
wow that girl at 0:22 is cute as 			****
wow that girl at 0:22 is cute as ****
#96 - xcoreyx (01/31/2014) [-]
Unnecessary comma is unnecessary
#14 - rishnock (01/30/2014) [-]
If a girl ever says "The man HAS to do [relationship action]" then that girl stops being attractive in my mind. Any girl who thinks that way is a sexist. But watch them say that and be all feminist like "Women are oppressed in this society!"
#139 to #14 - myshipsailedwoutme (01/31/2014) [-]
This girl never said that. Is she not allowed to be shy? Sheesh. As long as she doesn't get pissy at him for not asking her out, she's not doing anything wrong.
User avatar #184 to #139 - chezburgadominator (01/31/2014) [-]
Slow down there, he never said she said any of that.
#200 to #184 - myshipsailedwoutme (01/31/2014) [-]
Why else would he post it on this content, then?
User avatar #202 to #200 - chezburgadominator (01/31/2014) [-]
See comment;

"If a girl ever says ...."


He gave a scenario, he never said she said anything. You're just implying he did.
#203 to #202 - myshipsailedwoutme (02/01/2014) [-]
Okay, well if he didn't mean what I thought, then my comment doesn't apply. It's all cool.
User avatar #186 to #14 - chezburgadominator (01/31/2014) [-]
I got in an argument with my friend about this exact thing. Her argument is that because she's a girl, she can be picky and shallow and should expect to be treated like a princess because of her(I'll admit) 'good looks'.

Then she went around and told me that men have all the power in todays society.


What?!?
#40 - hybridxproject (01/31/2014) [-]
hfw she just says "your cute"
hfw she just says "your cute"
#43 to #40 - citizenofnecrocity (01/31/2014) [-]
If he can hear her grammar, his actual fw.
If he can hear her grammar, his actual fw.
#44 to #43 - hybridxproject (01/31/2014) [-]
*you're
*you're
User avatar #111 to #44 - niggernazi (01/31/2014) [-]
*ur
User avatar #154 to #44 - zhayce (01/31/2014) [-]
*flash* You were all in the process of liking the content and enjoying some comments. There were NO Grammar problems. Now go on... Click -->
User avatar #104 to #44 - chewiewhatawookie (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm using this.
User avatar #48 to #44 - citizenofnecrocity (01/31/2014) [-]
I... What? Why are you trying to correct me?
#50 to #48 - seniorsnappy (01/31/2014) [-]
Look at the gif He's trying to make you forget that he used your instead of you're, and he's replacing your with you're.
#53 to #50 - hybridxproject (01/31/2014) [-]
this guy...........he gets me
this guy...........he gets me
#62 to #53 - duvallwhitey (01/31/2014) [-]
BREAKING NEWS

A real, kind and human conversation was had today on Fj.
Check it out,
User avatar #107 to #62 - boomerpyro (01/31/2014) [-]
"siri, how do i rub my dingus?"
User avatar #117 to #107 - eiaisqzbsesb ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Well, first you need a time machine....
User avatar #61 to #50 - citizenofnecrocity (01/31/2014) [-]
I am a dumbass. I admit my shame.
User avatar #85 - dripping (01/31/2014) [-]
Using Siri To Get A Date Sauce my fellow funnyjunkers
#97 to #68 - cabbagemayhem (01/31/2014) [-]
Your destiny is not only to defeat Darth iPhone. You still have much to learn, young dredi.
#112 to #97 - fjponythread (01/31/2014) [-]
Fun fact   
Nokia N900 can run Android because Nokia N900 uses Maemo (Meego OS) as default OS which uses Linux kernel   
 It's one of these phones I'd like to have in my collection
Fun fact
Nokia N900 can run Android because Nokia N900 uses Maemo (Meego OS) as default OS which uses Linux kernel
It's one of these phones I'd like to have in my collection
#155 to #68 - meter (01/31/2014) [-]
ALL HAIL
User avatar #52 - Bad Man (01/31/2014) [-]
ffs
if you like someone, ask them out
**** gender roles
#138 to #52 - myshipsailedwoutme (01/31/2014) [-]
Who said it's about gender roles? Maybe she's just shy or has social anxiety. To some people, it's just not worth the risk and if they'd rather take a more subtle approach in hopes the other person will catch on and ask them out (like flirting), there's nothing wrong with that.
User avatar #176 to #138 - Bad Man (01/31/2014) [-]
It's always been about gender roles. Even bold girls that I've met said that it should always be up to the guy to ask someone out. And shyness is no excuse. If a guy has to buck up to ask someone out, then if a girl feels the same way and nothing's happening, she should do something about it instead of waiting around.
#201 to #176 - myshipsailedwoutme (01/31/2014) [-]
Just because some girls don't do it because of gender roles doesn't mean all do. I know firsthand from my own experience and those of girls I know that it's often about shyness or social anxiety, not gender roles. Nobody "has" to buck up and ask someone out. It's not "waiting around" if you're flirting or getting to know the person in hopes that they'll ask you out. If they don't, oh well, it's your loss. But nobody is obligated to do anything. Asking someone out isn't a responsibility.
#66 to #52 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
Or you can just fap to their tumblr breast cancer pictures.
User avatar #113 to #66 - weazr (01/31/2014) [-]
10/10
#109 to #66 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what the ****
User avatar #153 to #66 - therichie (01/31/2014) [-]
i feel like there is some back story here
User avatar #177 to #153 - lysandrex (01/31/2014) [-]
check badman's comtent. its a confession bear where he admits fapping to a girls blog pics of her going through cancer i think
User avatar #204 to #177 - monsieurhonkhonk (03/28/2014) [-]
No it's not. It was another content post.
#157 - FatherPedobear (01/31/2014) [-]
Siri is one of the few things I prefer in iPhones to my Galaxy. I say Galaxy, not Android because iPhones only have next gens, whereas there are different Androids with varying features.
#106 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
>mfw Mudkancer blocked me
User avatar #168 - weenieandthebutt (01/31/2014) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ, you don't need game. All you need to do is show you have a vagina, be reasonably pretty and don't be a complete bitch.
#192 to #168 - thepenname (01/31/2014) [-]
I have plenty of galpals who've been turned down by guys. I do tend to think it's EASIER for girls to find at least some guy, but that doesn't always make it easy to get the guys they're actually crushing on.
User avatar #181 to #168 - anenemy (01/31/2014) [-]
Actually, all you need is a vagina, and somewhere, a dude wants to jump on that. Everything else is optional.
#76 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
"Source: imgur"

That pisses me off. The source is Stuart Edge on Youtube.

Way to ******* block me, hick.
User avatar #137 - thedarkestrogue (01/31/2014) [-]
Today I find myself highly disappointed that no one on this website had the thought to take a picture of his shirt and write "just do it"
#131 - minnten (01/31/2014) [-]
meanwhile in S-Voice-Land...
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