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#16 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
#68 to #16 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
Actual out loud laughing, shplendid posht.
#15 - cthumoo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
**** waiting for PC release, time to dust off the 360...
#83 to #15 - duedum (03/08/2014) [-]
Have fun with your dated system, 30 fps and worse graphics.

I'll just have to isolate myself for the next month.
User avatar #87 to #83 - cthumoo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
I don't mind about the fps too much and after the Dark Souls 1 port I don't have much faith the PC version'll be much different. I'll probably get the PC version when it comes out, anyway.
#101 to #87 - insanepyromania (03/08/2014) [-]
They actually promised 60fps, better graphics, more res. options, etc.

But then again, this is From we're talking about...
User avatar #19 to #15 - citruslord ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
I borrowed a friends specifically for it. 6 weeks is too much, I just need to decide on whether I'm renting or just going to buy and sell back.
#9 - miyutoso (03/07/2014) [-]
I read it is to be 2 times as big, with some insane covenants. I think there is 1 where you can prevent people from progressing in their game, like an objective guard, or worse. I am so ready for this game. Duel wielding is actually possible, not just for looks this time.
#17 to #9 - oncelurker (03/08/2014) [-]
Spoiler much?
User avatar #105 to #17 - miyutoso (03/08/2014) [-]
I kept it vague my friend, I didn't even divulge what they were.....
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#21 to #20 - oncelurker (03/08/2014) [-]
The purposes of the covenants are going to be linked to lore, and also I just didn't want to know so I was surprised and happy when I joined one.

I thumbed him up because I'm glad he's getting word and hype out there, and I don't blame him too much for spoiling it, so I hope you can tell I mean no harm, just pointing out that he is spoiling things...
User avatar #22 to #21 - thundagawd (03/08/2014) [-]
Fair enough, I withdraw my previous comment and apologize for any rudeness it may or may not have implied.

Most people tend to get really anal when they bring up spoilers so I assumed the worse, my bad
#24 to #22 - oncelurker (03/08/2014) [-]
No worries, Praise the Sun!
User avatar #18 to #9 - citruslord ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
I heard that that cov is called bell guardians or something similar and is supposed to keep you from ringing bells like in the first. I also love that they are balancing magic and bows as viable builds along with dual wielding. From what I saw of beta footage, even fists and greatshields do reasonable damage, They're pushing back so many limits.
User avatar #61 to #18 - varadim (03/08/2014) [-]
You heard right and that covenant is for a certain spot. Not sure if it's about stopping to ring the bells though.
User avatar #25 to #9 - chiselbit (03/08/2014) [-]
Summon timing is gonna be so good. No more will gank squads be able to sit and rake in the souls.
User avatar #95 to #25 - gorilladinn (03/08/2014) [-]
which is what made the game fun
I cannot believe that From is catering the "1v1 no bs no heal legit pr0skill duels" Such ********
User avatar #112 to #95 - chiselbit (03/08/2014) [-]
They made a covenant that literally summons someone to back up an invaded player. Ganking isn't gone completely but the dynamics have certainly changed.
User avatar #71 to #25 - nustix ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
When invading, you will more likely invade gankers than solo players.
#54 to #9 - europe (03/08/2014) [-]
Two times as big?   
I thought they said this game would take about the same time to finish   
Did they go "ah 			****		 it we still got some time let's give them double for their money"?
Two times as big?
I thought they said this game would take about the same time to finish
Did they go "ah **** it we still got some time let's give them double for their money"?
#85 to #54 - strelokkk ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Gotta be the first time I see the original gif. Thanks bro !
Gotta be the first time I see the original gif. Thanks bro !
#62 to #54 - blancka (03/08/2014) [-]
They never mentioned playtime, and rightly so. It took me 30 hours to beat DS 1 after demons souls. It took a lot of people who didn't play demons souls 70-100 hours. Second playthrough of mine took 12 hours.

The game really doesn't have an average playtime per-say. But they did say the world would be about the same size, but about twice as densely populated with content.
#81 to #9 - wanicochil (03/08/2014) [-]
There was already a covenant that stopped you from progressing, the forest hunters (What ever that covenant was called)
There was already a covenant that stopped you from progressing, the forest hunters (What ever that covenant was called)
User avatar #27 to #9 - roflnaut (03/08/2014) [-]
Dual wielding is going to be ******* awesome.
I was so disappointed in DS when dual wielding uchigatanas was not too useful.
User avatar #60 to #27 - varadim (03/08/2014) [-]
Dual wielding also has a stance that gives you more move sets, so you are pretty much set to change up your fighting style while in the middle of a fight.
#73 to #9 - angelious ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
also there is a covenant that will help people who are invaded.   
   
some of the bosses dont wait for you to come to them but will instead chase after you   
   
you can be invaded even if you are hollow   
   
and ornstein returns
also there is a covenant that will help people who are invaded.

some of the bosses dont wait for you to come to them but will instead chase after you

you can be invaded even if you are hollow

and ornstein returns
User avatar #88 to #73 - dinonator (03/08/2014) [-]
how u know? about ornie
User avatar #90 to #88 - angelious ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
well first i saw a gif here then i read about it in an article i found via google.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/darksoulstime/GET+FUCKING+HYPED/eYMBLrL/

here is a gif about him
User avatar #91 to #90 - dinonator (03/08/2014) [-]
his lighting is ****** up. and what is he doing alive and outside of anal rodeo?
User avatar #103 to #91 - broswagonist ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
He's the tutorial boss. Think about that for a second.
User avatar #104 to #103 - dinonator (03/08/2014) [-]
''tutorial''? Wha.. what. im so confused right now
#6 - igenatius (03/07/2014) [-]
I wonder how big the ********* around Dark SoulsH will be.
#46 - soraisrox (03/08/2014) [-]
Get ready.
Get ready.
User avatar #55 to #46 - remilia (03/08/2014) [-]
why not just rolling to the side?
User avatar #56 to #55 - brawlman (03/08/2014) [-]
he clearly went to the Prometheus school of running away from large objects
User avatar #64 to #56 - remilia (03/08/2014) [-]
I mean come one... this is way too obvious
User avatar #115 to #55 - schneidend (03/08/2014) [-]
He panicked. And he's sorry.
#126 to #115 - remilia (03/08/2014) [-]
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #7976064 at Safe For Work Random Board **

k, I'll forgive.
#102 - dobbelganger (03/08/2014) [-]
pre-ordered this baby on steam, i miss this moment on the gif
pre-ordered this baby on steam, i miss this moment on the gif
User avatar #134 to #133 - dobbelganger (03/11/2014) [-]
LOL get off my face
#135 to #134 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
Thats gonna be difficult
Thats gonna be difficult
User avatar #136 to #135 - dobbelganger (03/11/2014) [-]
Why i find this funny is oblivious to me
#137 to #136 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
Cause you cant hate kripp
Cause you cant hate kripp
User avatar #63 - calawesome (03/08/2014) [-]
I only have Gwyn left and I'm trying to summon someone to help me. It's bitch right now/
User avatar #65 to #63 - calawesome (03/08/2014) [-]
Update.



JUST BEAT THAT **** SON! **** YEAH!
User avatar #40 - PenguinsOfMars (03/08/2014) [-]
I have it for PC with all the mods to make it playable on PC but I just lose interest in it so fast, i've only gotten like an hour in and I just play it for like 5 minutes and go eh and stop. Is my brain wrong?
#42 to #40 - cactusupthebutt (03/08/2014) [-]
If you're talking about Dark Souls then I feel you.

Other wise my picture is for your BS that DS2 isn't out yet.
User avatar #92 to #40 - motherduck (03/08/2014) [-]
Its not for everyone including me.It focuses a lot on trial and error and I got bored going through the same sequences fighting the same enemies over and over again.
User avatar #117 to #92 - schneidend (03/08/2014) [-]
It's really not trial and error so much as encouraging you to be aware of your surroundings.
#43 to #40 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
It's not that good of a game just lots of hype.
User avatar #49 to #43 - quantumsheep (03/08/2014) [-]
it's a fantastic game, just not very accessible and not for everybody

i mean, nothing is, but DS especially
#78 - angelious ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
6 ************* days till it comes out

and dual wielding will be a thing!!!



so gonna dual wield two great greatswords
User avatar #114 to #78 - schneidend (03/08/2014) [-]
Dual-wielding was already a thing in DSI, it's just more of a thing now.
User avatar #119 to #114 - angelious ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
the other hand sword was mainly used for parrying or blocking.


now you can dual wield things like greatswords and it actually makes a difference
User avatar #120 to #119 - schneidend (03/08/2014) [-]
Depends on what you wield in that off-hand. I use the Spiked Shield to attack with quite a lot in PvP, though obviously I block with it just a bit more often than I attack with it. There's also an awesome video of somebody using the greataxe in their off-hand and the Golem Axe in their main hand to keep their opponent guessing and make the Golem Axe's blast wave more of a surprise. I wish I could find it.
User avatar #121 to #120 - angelious ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
shield doesnt count as dual wielding.,


also in dark souls the off hand weapon only had one function(two if you could parry with the weapon) and that was either block( for everything bigger than a dagger) or a slice (daggers) outside of that there wasnt any use for dual wielding
User avatar #128 to #121 - schneidend (03/09/2014) [-]
A shield that attacks, like the Spiked Shield and Pierce Shield, certainly counts as dual-wielding. You're wielding two things that function as weapons. And, clearly, you didn't test this theory of yours very thoroughly, given that most weapon that don't parry had an attack when used in the off-hand. Also, the dagger and most dagger-like weapons had a parry when used in the off-hand. Did you never press L2/Left Trigger while dual-wielding?
#70 - closothehomosexual (03/08/2014) [-]
47 DAYS

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#59 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
*Shoulsh
User avatar #26 - roflnaut (03/08/2014) [-]
Just preordered Black Armor edition on Amazon for the 360.
So ******* pumped for this game. This is the first time in a long time that I have paid full price for a game. I always just wait a year until they are half off on Steam.
#35 to #26 - thunderpony (03/08/2014) [-]
Same here, but it was the collectors addition. See you on the other side for jolly cooperation.
Same here, but it was the collectors addition. See you on the other side for jolly cooperation.
User avatar #93 - gorilladinn (03/08/2014) [-]
Drak Souls is the single most garbage game on the market
#99 to #93 - jlew (03/08/2014) [-]
Interesting story, fluid gameplay, difficult only if you are horrible at paying attention but still hard even when you do.
Yeah its the most garbage game ever, even worse than Call of Duty.
User avatar #106 to #99 - gorilladinn (03/08/2014) [-]
ikr?
User avatar #107 to #106 - jlew (03/08/2014) [-]
Now I know you're trolling.
User avatar #108 to #107 - gorilladinn (03/08/2014) [-]
No, it really is a **** game
#110 to #108 - jlew (03/08/2014) [-]
You obviously don't like RPGs then. From what you've said I can also assume you don't like a game with a challenge.
To rate the game on some universal constants that are used:
It has amazing graphics and some beautiful landscapes so it gets a 10 out of 10 there.
It has an engaging and unique storyline that all characters have some part in, but the player largely has to piece it together so we'll give it a 9 out of 10 there.
The gameplay is fluid and doesn't allow the player to be overpowered in any way while still giving the player a chance to beat anything with any equipment setup so 10 out of 10 there.
Finally, the game has immense replay value as you can redo the story with the same character on a harder difficulty if you wish and you can also create numerous characters that you can build in whatever way you want. Want a tank? Go ahead. Wanna dodge **** ? Go ahead. Wanna blow stuff up with magic? Go ahead. With that we have to give it an 11 out of 10.

All in all, while it may not be the genre for you saying that it is a **** game is completely false as it surpasses the most popular games on the market on every front. In addition you haven't given any actual reasons as to why it sucks, you've only stated that it does and been a smug asshole about it. Therefore, until you can come up with some real reason as to why its a bad game that isn't just "Oh its too hard." you look like and likely are a troll.
User avatar #97 to #96 - gorilladinn (03/08/2014) [-]
I'm sorry that my opinion is right.
User avatar #44 - kuraithevision (03/08/2014) [-]
This is the first time I've ever been terrified that Dark Souls 2 is coming out because the guy I like will disappear for the longest time in his basement.
User avatar #48 to #44 - trollofhalo ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
Then join him.
User avatar #132 to #48 - kuraithevision (03/10/2014) [-]
My coordination and concentration sucks dick. And he's not the most patient of guys.
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User avatar #116 to #44 - schneidend (03/08/2014) [-]
Talking about and playing Dark Souls II together sounds like a pretty good icebreaker.
User avatar #50 to #44 - gammajk (03/08/2014) [-]
Blowjob
User avatar #131 to #50 - kuraithevision (03/10/2014) [-]
Last time I tried that he said "give me a minute I'm trying to concentrate. There are two goddamn dragons in one area."
#2 - shambizzle (03/07/2014) [-]
GET HYPED 4 DAYS LEFT.
#3 to #2 - anon (03/07/2014) [-]
1 month, 2 weeks, 6 days and 15 hours for me. Avoiding spoilers is going to be a bitch. I might have to not go on funnyjunk for a month
#4 to #3 - shambizzle (03/07/2014) [-]
I spoiled a bunch of stuff for myself, and every piece I hear about makes me more excited for the game.

WARNING SPOILER ABOUT A BOSS BATTLE!

There's this one boss called the mirror knight that has a huge shield, in the center of the shield is a mirror, and if you don't kill the boss quickly enough then a player waiting to invade you can enter the boss fight through the shield.
#10 to #4 - miyutoso (03/07/2014) [-]
That is the boss fight where they let people at E3 try it. Everybody who beat him got a free t-shirt. No shirts were collected.
#11 to #10 - shambizzle (03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah? I think there was two bosses to beat in the demo, but only 1 guy even beat the first boss.

It was played by a bunch of journalists.
User avatar #12 to #11 - miyutoso (03/08/2014) [-]
Nice.
User avatar #74 to #10 - angelious ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
one dude did defeat him i heard,


just one
User avatar #45 to #10 - jonajon (03/08/2014) [-]
Are there any links?
User avatar #7 to #4 - phoenixtwo (03/07/2014) [-]
Ornstien's back too
#8 to #7 - shambizzle (03/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, we all saw that gif, but who knows the specifics.

Maybe it's not even Ornstien.
#58 to #3 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
you fight oriestein again
#1 - secretbet (03/07/2014) [-]
DarkSHOULSH*
User avatar #38 - tacogrenade (03/08/2014) [-]
darksouls is not even a THAT good game... South Park.. now that **** is game of the year
User avatar #53 to #38 - tarekmig (03/08/2014) [-]
Shhhhh, you don't have to say it so loud out here! Wrong people may get butthurt easily!
#69 to #38 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
what are you, 12?
#76 to #38 - wanicochil (03/08/2014) [-]
Even though you are wrong about dark souls not being a good game, south park actually is a really solid game, a lot of depth to the combat (How you can have pretty damn good synergy with the armor/weapon patches) and story is really entertaining, it feels like an actual south park episode

Angry Joe also gave it a 9/10
#86 to #38 - shabadaka (03/08/2014) [-]
Well, guess who found the guy that played for 5 mins and quit because he got stuck on the asylum demon.
It was me
User avatar #94 to #86 - gorilladinn (03/08/2014) [-]
>implying you even have the right to say that
#123 to #94 - shabadaka (03/08/2014) [-]
Actually, I have beaten the Asylum demon, Taurus demon, Minotaur, both Gargoyles, all of the black knights in the city, rang the first bell, went through the catacombs, and I am currently in Blight Town.  So, you shut your mouth you filthy peasant.
Actually, I have beaten the Asylum demon, Taurus demon, Minotaur, both Gargoyles, all of the black knights in the city, rang the first bell, went through the catacombs, and I am currently in Blight Town. So, you shut your mouth you filthy peasant.
User avatar #124 to #123 - gorilladinn (03/08/2014) [-]
>being this casual
#84 to #38 - duedum (03/08/2014) [-]
Nice wrong opinion there, m80
#39 to #38 - DJFatcat (03/08/2014) [-]
South park is funny, i'll give you that. But the game was way too easy, and there wasn't really much variety in combat to keep that aspect as funny as the rest of the game.

Overall, i'd give it a 7.5.
7 points coming from the writing.
#47 to #39 - thatmetalkid (03/08/2014) [-]
as a south park nerd, I really wish i could disagree with you, but i can't cause you've got it spot on. Game was a bit short too, but i'd imagine they're release DLC like episodes.
that gnome fight was funny as **** though. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long ******* time
#67 to #47 - anon (03/08/2014) [-]
they will
#41 to #39 - ncsutroll (03/08/2014) [-]
agreed. no real need for combat variety and pretty small group of side quests, can do a playthrough with 100% completion all collectibles friends etc in about 10 hours. writing was fantastic though
#125 - lulzthetreaty (03/08/2014) [-]
omg dark souls is so hard!!!111111

omg u pleb dont play dark soulzzz!!!111111

oh-oh, FRIENDZONED AGAIN!!!111 Xddddddd
#129 to #125 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #860464 at Friendly ** Are you slightly autistic?
User avatar #138 to #125 - WhitePimp (03/12/2014) [-]
you okay there? don't have a heart attack.
#111 - babyweewee (03/08/2014) [-]
Getting invaded while hollow. Be prepared my fellow men
Getting invaded while hollow. Be prepared my fellow men
User avatar #113 to #111 - schneidend (03/08/2014) [-]
There's a much lower chance of being invaded while Hollow, at least.
User avatar #118 to #113 - babyweewee (03/08/2014) [-]
True. I'm looking forward to it though, a nice bit of challenge!
#122 to #111 - grasman ONLINE (03/08/2014) [-]
What you can be invaded while you're hollow?
And they already stated doing coop with friends will be even harder this time, right?
What a ******** of **** .
I mean there were times when I enjoyed this multiplayer model in dark souls 1.
But seriously if you can't coop with friends it's just ******** .
And now you can even be invaded when you're not trying to do coop?
Genius idea.
I'm not gonna buy that game XD.
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