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#16 - EmulateSnes ONLINE
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(03/08/2014) [-]
#68 to #16 - anon
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Actual out loud laughing, shplendid posht.
#9 - miyutoso
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(03/07/2014) [-]
I read it is to be 2 times as big, with some insane covenants. I think there is 1 where you can prevent people from progressing in their game, like an objective guard, or worse. I am so ready for this game. Duel wielding is actually possible, not just for looks this time.
#17 to #9 - oncelurker
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Spoiler much?
#105 to #17 - miyutoso
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(03/08/2014) [-]
I kept it vague my friend, I didn't even divulge what they were.....
#20 to #17 - thundagawd
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#21 to #20 - oncelurker
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(03/08/2014) [-]
The purposes of the covenants are going to be linked to lore, and also I just didn't want to know so I was surprised and happy when I joined one.

I thumbed him up because I'm glad he's getting word and hype out there, and I don't blame him too much for spoiling it, so I hope you can tell I mean no harm, just pointing out that he is spoiling things...
#22 to #21 - thundagawd
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Fair enough, I withdraw my previous comment and apologize for any rudeness it may or may not have implied.

Most people tend to get really anal when they bring up spoilers so I assumed the worse, my bad
#24 to #22 - oncelurker
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(03/08/2014) [-]
No worries, Praise the Sun!
#18 to #9 - citruslord ONLINE
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(03/08/2014) [-]
I heard that that cov is called bell guardians or something similar and is supposed to keep you from ringing bells like in the first. I also love that they are balancing magic and bows as viable builds along with dual wielding. From what I saw of beta footage, even fists and greatshields do reasonable damage, They're pushing back so many limits.
#61 to #18 - varadim
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(03/08/2014) [-]
You heard right and that covenant is for a certain spot. Not sure if it's about stopping to ring the bells though.
#25 to #9 - chiselbit
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Summon timing is gonna be so good. No more will gank squads be able to sit and rake in the souls.
#95 to #25 - gorilladinn
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(03/08/2014) [-]
which is what made the game fun
I cannot believe that From is catering the "1v1 no bs no heal legit pr0skill duels" Such ********
#112 to #95 - chiselbit
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(03/08/2014) [-]
They made a covenant that literally summons someone to back up an invaded player. Ganking isn't gone completely but the dynamics have certainly changed.
#71 to #25 - nustix
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(03/08/2014) [-]
When invading, you will more likely invade gankers than solo players.
#54 to #9 - europe
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Two times as big?   
I thought they said this game would take about the same time to finish   
Did they go "ah **** it we still got some time let's give them double for their money"?
Two times as big?
I thought they said this game would take about the same time to finish
Did they go "ah **** it we still got some time let's give them double for their money"?
#85 to #54 - strelokkk
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Gotta be the first time I see the original gif. Thanks bro !
Gotta be the first time I see the original gif. Thanks bro !
#62 to #54 - blancka
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(03/08/2014) [-]
They never mentioned playtime, and rightly so. It took me 30 hours to beat DS 1 after demons souls. It took a lot of people who didn't play demons souls 70-100 hours. Second playthrough of mine took 12 hours.

The game really doesn't have an average playtime per-say. But they did say the world would be about the same size, but about twice as densely populated with content.
#81 to #9 - wanicochil
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(03/08/2014) [-]
There was already a covenant that stopped you from progressing, the forest hunters (What ever that covenant was called)
There was already a covenant that stopped you from progressing, the forest hunters (What ever that covenant was called)
#27 to #9 - roflnaut
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Dual wielding is going to be ******* awesome.
I was so disappointed in DS when dual wielding uchigatanas was not too useful.
#60 to #27 - varadim
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Dual wielding also has a stance that gives you more move sets, so you are pretty much set to change up your fighting style while in the middle of a fight.
#73 to #9 - angelious
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(03/08/2014) [-]
also there is a covenant that will help people who are invaded.   
   
some of the bosses dont wait for you to come to them but will instead chase after you   
   
you can be invaded even if you are hollow   
   
and ornstein returns
also there is a covenant that will help people who are invaded.

some of the bosses dont wait for you to come to them but will instead chase after you

you can be invaded even if you are hollow

and ornstein returns
#88 to #73 - dinonator
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(03/08/2014) [-]
how u know? about ornie
#90 to #88 - angelious
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(03/08/2014) [-]
well first i saw a gif here then i read about it in an article i found via google.

www.funnyjunk.com/channel/darksoulstime/GET+FUCKING+HYPED/eYMBLrL/

here is a gif about him
#91 to #90 - dinonator
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(03/08/2014) [-]
his lighting is ****** up. and what is he doing alive and outside of anal rodeo?
#103 to #91 - broswagonist ONLINE
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(03/08/2014) [-]
He's the tutorial boss. Think about that for a second.
#104 to #103 - dinonator
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(03/08/2014) [-]
''tutorial''? Wha.. what. im so confused right now
#15 - cthumoo ONLINE
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(03/08/2014) [-]
**** waiting for PC release, time to dust off the 360...
#83 to #15 - duedum
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Have fun with your dated system, 30 fps and worse graphics.

I'll just have to isolate myself for the next month.
#87 to #83 - cthumoo ONLINE
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(03/08/2014) [-]
I don't mind about the fps too much and after the Dark Souls 1 port I don't have much faith the PC version'll be much different. I'll probably get the PC version when it comes out, anyway.
#101 to #87 - insanepyromania
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(03/08/2014) [-]
They actually promised 60fps, better graphics, more res. options, etc.

But then again, this is From we're talking about...
#19 to #15 - citruslord ONLINE
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(03/08/2014) [-]
I borrowed a friends specifically for it. 6 weeks is too much, I just need to decide on whether I'm renting or just going to buy and sell back.
#6 - igenatius
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(03/07/2014) [-]
I wonder how big the ********* around Dark SoulsH will be.
#46 - soraisrox
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Get ready.
Get ready.
#51 to #46 - wholesomeburn
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(03/08/2014) [-]
#55 to #46 - remilia
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(03/08/2014) [-]
why not just rolling to the side?
#56 to #55 - brawlman
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(03/08/2014) [-]
he clearly went to the Prometheus school of running away from large objects
#64 to #56 - remilia
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(03/08/2014) [-]
I mean come one... this is way too obvious
#115 to #55 - schneidend ONLINE
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(03/08/2014) [-]
He panicked. And he's sorry.
#126 to #115 - remilia
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(03/08/2014) [-]
**remilia rolled a random image posted in comment #7976064 at Safe For Work Random Board **

k, I'll forgive.
#38 - tacogrenade
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(03/08/2014) [-]
darksouls is not even a THAT good game... South Park.. now that **** is game of the year
#86 to #38 - shabadaka
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Well, guess who found the guy that played for 5 mins and quit because he got stuck on the asylum demon.
It was me
#94 to #86 - gorilladinn
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(03/08/2014) [-]
>implying you even have the right to say that
#123 to #94 - shabadaka
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Actually, I have beaten the Asylum demon, Taurus demon, Minotaur, both Gargoyles, all of the black knights in the city, rang the first bell, went through the catacombs, and I am currently in Blight Town.  So, you shut your mouth you filthy peasant.
Actually, I have beaten the Asylum demon, Taurus demon, Minotaur, both Gargoyles, all of the black knights in the city, rang the first bell, went through the catacombs, and I am currently in Blight Town. So, you shut your mouth you filthy peasant.
#124 to #123 - gorilladinn
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(03/08/2014) [-]
>being this casual
#53 to #38 - tarekmig
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Shhhhh, you don't have to say it so loud out here! Wrong people may get butthurt easily!
#69 to #38 - anon
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(03/08/2014) [-]
what are you, 12?
#76 to #38 - wanicochil
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Even though you are wrong about dark souls not being a good game, south park actually is a really solid game, a lot of depth to the combat (How you can have pretty damn good synergy with the armor/weapon patches) and story is really entertaining, it feels like an actual south park episode

Angry Joe also gave it a 9/10
#84 to #38 - duedum
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Nice wrong opinion there, m80
#52 to #38 - walcorn
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#39 to #38 - DJFatcat
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(03/08/2014) [-]
South park is funny, i'll give you that. But the game was way too easy, and there wasn't really much variety in combat to keep that aspect as funny as the rest of the game.

Overall, i'd give it a 7.5.
7 points coming from the writing.
#47 to #39 - thatmetalkid ONLINE
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(03/08/2014) [-]
as a south park nerd, I really wish i could disagree with you, but i can't cause you've got it spot on. Game was a bit short too, but i'd imagine they're release DLC like episodes.
that gnome fight was funny as **** though. I don't think I've laughed that hard in a long ******* time
#67 to #47 - anon
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(03/08/2014) [-]
they will
#41 to #39 - ncsutroll
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(03/08/2014) [-]
agreed. no real need for combat variety and pretty small group of side quests, can do a playthrough with 100% completion all collectibles friends etc in about 10 hours. writing was fantastic though
#63 - calawesome
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(03/08/2014) [-]
I only have Gwyn left and I'm trying to summon someone to help me. It's bitch right now/
#65 to #63 - calawesome
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Update.



JUST BEAT THAT **** SON! **** YEAH!
#44 - kuraithevision
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(03/08/2014) [-]
This is the first time I've ever been terrified that Dark Souls 2 is coming out because the guy I like will disappear for the longest time in his basement.
#48 to #44 - trollofhalo
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Then join him.
#132 to #48 - kuraithevision
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(03/10/2014) [-]
My coordination and concentration sucks dick. And he's not the most patient of guys.
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#116 to #44 - schneidend ONLINE
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Talking about and playing Dark Souls II together sounds like a pretty good icebreaker.
#50 to #44 - gammajk
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Blowjob
#131 to #50 - kuraithevision
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(03/10/2014) [-]
Last time I tried that he said "give me a minute I'm trying to concentrate. There are two goddamn dragons in one area."
#2 - shambizzle
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(03/07/2014) [-]
GET HYPED 4 DAYS LEFT.
#3 to #2 - anon
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(03/07/2014) [-]
1 month, 2 weeks, 6 days and 15 hours for me. Avoiding spoilers is going to be a bitch. I might have to not go on funnyjunk for a month
#4 to #3 - shambizzle
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(03/07/2014) [-]
I spoiled a bunch of stuff for myself, and every piece I hear about makes me more excited for the game.

WARNING SPOILER ABOUT A BOSS BATTLE!

There's this one boss called the mirror knight that has a huge shield, in the center of the shield is a mirror, and if you don't kill the boss quickly enough then a player waiting to invade you can enter the boss fight through the shield.
#10 to #4 - miyutoso
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(03/07/2014) [-]
That is the boss fight where they let people at E3 try it. Everybody who beat him got a free t-shirt. No shirts were collected.
#11 to #10 - shambizzle
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Yeah? I think there was two bosses to beat in the demo, but only 1 guy even beat the first boss.

It was played by a bunch of journalists.
#12 to #11 - miyutoso
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Nice.
#74 to #10 - angelious
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(03/08/2014) [-]
one dude did defeat him i heard,


just one
#45 to #10 - jonajon
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(03/08/2014) [-]
Are there any links?
#7 to #4 - phoenixtwo
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(03/07/2014) [-]
Ornstien's back too
#8 to #7 - shambizzle
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(03/07/2014) [-]
Yeah, we all saw that gif, but who knows the specifics.

Maybe it's not even Ornstien.
#58 to #3 - anon
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(03/08/2014) [-]
you fight oriestein again
#102 - dobbelganger
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(03/08/2014) [-]
pre-ordered this baby on steam, i miss this moment on the gif
pre-ordered this baby on steam, i miss this moment on the gif
#133 to #102 - kripparrian
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(03/11/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#134 to #133 - dobbelganger
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(03/11/2014) [-]
LOL get off my face
#135 to #134 - kripparrian
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(03/11/2014) [-]
Thats gonna be difficult
Thats gonna be difficult
#136 to #135 - dobbelganger
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(03/11/2014) [-]
Why i find this funny is oblivious to me
#137 to #136 - kripparrian
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(03/11/2014) [-]
Cause you cant hate kripp
Cause you cant hate kripp