Shrek almighty. . I know no one talks about this anymore but this happened today In Philosophy class this morning Talking about some intrinsic knowledge stuff T Shrek
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Shrek almighty

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I know no one talks about this anymore but this happened today
In Philosophy class this morning
Talking about some intrinsic knowledge stuff
Teacher mentions haw you know a bachelor
is an unmarried man
Tor all you Smelt watchers nut there,
yau' ll know an unmarried woman is a bachelorette"
Okay, so nnw I' m thinking of Shrek
Few seconds later
Now if we cauld all check DUI’ notes"
Shrek still in my head:
Check yourself before you Smelt yourself" scottish accent
MFWI say realise I said it nut loud andjust in my head
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#44 - peggscott (10/04/2013) [-]
MFW I was in America last year and got asked to say "that'll do donkey, that'll do" because I'm a Scotsman
#45 to #44 - slimeywaffles (10/04/2013) [-]
Daddle doo, Donkeh, daddle doo
#1 - snakefire (10/04/2013) [-]
Im gonna shrek it.
User avatar #6 to #1 - seesaws (10/04/2013) [-]
[SFM] Shrek It Ralph Take this.
User avatar #40 to #6 - tomorrowsnightmare (10/04/2013) [-]
Smash Mouth made this 1000 times better.
#22 to #6 - joethebeast (10/04/2013) [-]
my sides have left orbit
#9 to #6 - Emers (10/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #7 to #6 - snakefire (10/04/2013) [-]
Wot
#3 - hurleyy ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
shrek is love. shrek is life
User avatar #31 to #3 - kaycie (10/04/2013) [-]
idk why, but the simple "what the **** " comment makes it 10000x's funnier
#13 - kryk (10/04/2013) [-]
User avatar #30 to #13 - camdonwin (10/04/2013) [-]
Haha, I wish he was in smash bros.
User avatar #20 - toxop (10/04/2013) [-]
>Be me in 3 grade, watch shrek everyday
>Pray to shrek every night
>I started to believe in shrek 2 years ago
>Haven't stopped praying since
>My parents think im retarded and call me names like, dingleberry, onion head, mistake,
toast and ******
>I pray that night
>Shrek doesn't listen, he never does
>I start to hate Shrek
>But it is hard to hate someone so layered as Shrek
>Next day
>Play shrek the game on my xbox when father comes in
>PLAY TIME IS OGRE! he shouts and beats me
>That night i pray like i have never prayed before
>Suddenly something green appears behind me
>I bow down ready to please Shreck
>What do you need? i ask
>I need about tree fiddy
>It was at that time I realised that behind me wasn't Shrek
but a 9 stories tall ancient monster from the Palezoic era.
That god damn lochness monster had tricked me again

Moral of the story: Check urself before u shrek urself
User avatar #23 to #20 - ninjawildcat (10/04/2013) [-]
Havn't heard that in so long. Thank you for the chuckle.
User avatar #38 to #20 - jamesdog (10/04/2013) [-]
Goddamnit, thought it would end with 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life' and then Shrek raping you up the arse. Well done, you sly ************ .
User avatar #49 to #20 - toiletpepperoni (10/04/2013) [-]
"Toast and ****** "

hehehe
#16 - doktorpaj (10/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #26 - thepinkestofthepie ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
[SFM] Shrek gets spooked.
User avatar #24 - grapefruity (10/04/2013) [-]
Shrek's Row : The Fourth
User avatar #2 - megawatt (10/04/2013) [-]
I favorited this just in anticipation from the glorious future ogre posts
can't wait to shreck them out
User avatar #21 - carnagejc (10/04/2013) [-]
sherk
#11 - PVTDickStryker (10/04/2013) [-]
It may just be my racism acting up....but am I the only one that thinks Shrek sounds EXACTLY like this ************ ?
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#59 to #11 - hauntzor (10/04/2013) [-]
Oh my god Stair Fax Temperatures Star Fox Adventures

I totally forgot about that guy.
#12 to #11 - theoatmealguy (10/04/2013) [-]
Are you ready to warp?
#18 - lawander **User deleted account** (10/04/2013) [-]
#37 - Epicgetguy ONLINE (10/04/2013) [-]
shrekchan.org/
Look at what I found
User avatar #46 to #37 - XxElJuegoxX (10/04/2013) [-]
Its as green and glorious as I thought it would be....only much greener
#25 - takemythumb (10/04/2013) [-]
Your time is ogre.
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