Show him your badge!. . Stilbr A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs." Maid "may , but don' t go in
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Show him your badge!

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday "I need to inspect
your farm for illegal growing drugs."
Maid "may , but don' t go in that field over there..... ,
The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, Ir Mister, Ihave the
authority of the Federal Government with me! Ir Reaching into his
rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and
shoved it in my face. "See this ******* badge?! This badge means
mm allowed to go wherever Iwish.... any land i! No
questions asked or answers given!! Have Imade myself clear?....
do you understand?'!!"
Unadded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short
time later, Iheard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA
officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean
bull .... .. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the
officer, and it seemed likely that he' d sure enough get gored
before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.
Mthree down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of
Your badge, show him your ******* BADGE!!"
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#1 - cazabrow ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
When OP takes the badge off the officer's mangled corpse.
#36 - hazenberdan ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
I guess he didn't have enough badges to train that bull.
#2 - economicfreedom (08/16/2014) [-]
Dead federal agents who enforce unjust laws make me smile.
Dead federal agents who enforce unjust laws make me smile.
User avatar #12 to #2 - webeballin (08/16/2014) [-]
Unjust laws?
User avatar #14 to #12 - douthit (08/16/2014) [-]
Yes. There is such thing. Why can we only ever recognize legal injustice decades or centuries afterward?
User avatar #15 to #14 - webeballin (08/16/2014) [-]
What is the unjust law here?
User avatar #21 to #15 - douthit (08/17/2014) [-]
The ability to trespass, and on top of that looking for illegal things that have no business being illegal. And, of course, the ability to legally use non-defensive violence against anyone not giving in to the man with the badge.
User avatar #22 to #21 - webeballin (08/17/2014) [-]
Are you saying all drugs should be legal? And what do you mean non-defensive violence? Like restraints?
User avatar #24 to #22 - douthit (08/17/2014) [-]
By "should be legal", you mean should people be allowed to act nonviolently without men in blue costumes being allowed to break into their property, use pepper spray and threat of gun violence, put them in chains, and lead them to rape cages called prisons. Absolutely.

By non-defensive violence, I mean immoral violence. Violence and coercion are immoral, unless in defense of one or one's property. Drug laws fall into this category.
User avatar #25 to #24 - webeballin (08/17/2014) [-]
Wow, hell of a lot of buzz words and exaggerations.
User avatar #32 to #25 - douthit (08/17/2014) [-]
That's how it goes down.
User avatar #23 to #22 - xxjmacxx (08/17/2014) [-]
Well actually, the few countries where all drugs actually are legal, there is a significant decrease in overall use and overuse. It's treated as a problem more than a crime.
User avatar #27 to #23 - webeballin (08/17/2014) [-]
I'm going to need to see proof of that. Not trying to be smug or an asshole or anything like that but I find it hard to believe there is even ONE country where all drugs are legal and it isn't ****** .
User avatar #29 to #28 - webeballin (08/17/2014) [-]
Now see, this I agree with but the original point was that drugs could not and shouldn't be completely legal like the other guy in this thread wants.
User avatar #30 to #29 - xxjmacxx (08/17/2014) [-]
Well tbh, I didn't research enough into it past the decriminalizing part. But still. Good info.
#42 to #27 - swagbot (08/17/2014) [-]
Lol som1's married to their ****** worldview.

Grow up, fag.

Ideas don't bite, so why are you so scared of them?
#17 to #15 - hopkinator (08/17/2014) [-]
growin weeeeeeed man
its like a.....miracle plant or something man
like legalize it bro just chiiiiiil and relax dude, unjust law occifers are all uptight man you gotta SEE man im tellin you man.

User avatar #18 to #17 - webeballin (08/17/2014) [-]
The post didn't specify the drug.
#19 to #18 - hopkinator (08/17/2014) [-]
i was trolling, but come on man whats the ******* number one grown drug out there

i'll give you a hint since i didnt SPECIFY it
User avatar #20 to #19 - webeballin (08/17/2014) [-]
Okay for real, I like weed but if some dude's is getting paid to grow coca plants in the States I'm totally on this DEA guy's side.
#10 - zerolimz (08/16/2014) [-]
wouldn't the cop shoot the bull? because 'murica
User avatar #31 to #10 - malhaloc (08/17/2014) [-]
That makes no sense the bull was only protecting himse...well, I mean its not like the bull was resisting arre...according to the constitu...I got nothing.
User avatar #44 to #31 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
Bulls generally don't take intruders kindly, also, he didn't let the farmer warn him so it's his fault.
User avatar #46 to #44 - malhaloc (08/17/2014) [-]
I was joking about how some cops don't usually care if it's self defense, whether you're resisting or not, or anything in the constitution.
User avatar #6 - theblacksheep (08/16/2014) [-]

Farmer: "hey, what do you all need?"

DEA Agent: "Here to search your property for illegal drugs, mind if we take a look around?"

Farmer: "No problem, look around as you please. Watch out for that field though, there's a mean old bull in there."

DEA Agent: "Oh, okay. Thanks. Maybe we can check that last then you can move him out so we can look real fast?"

Farmer: "Sure thing. Just come get me when you're ready for that field."

And they get along like ******* adults for the rest of the day and the DEA Agent goes on to do his job.
#37 to #6 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
we reap what we sow. the farmer isnt wrong in how he reacted, people need to learn lessons. so long as the agent didnt get harmed he might walk away a better individual. dont cut off people if they're explaining something or you might just get ****** over.
User avatar #41 to #37 - theblacksheep (08/17/2014) [-]
In this fake ass dialogue the the farmer isn't at fault, I agree. But my point is that in real life it more than likely wouldn't go down like this. And that this scenario is set up for a stupid "YEAH, **** AUTHORITIES!" type joke.
#16 to #6 - hopkinator (08/17/2014) [-]
lol no, IRL people can be assholes
its not a ******* fantasy world where everyone has respect and reserve
****** .

thats IRL
User avatar #26 to #16 - theblacksheep (08/17/2014) [-]
Key word there is "can be". Being adults about a situation isn't fantasy, life isn't the "reality tv" people watch where juice heads roid out over the slightest offenses. Yes some people are assholes about little **** like that, but most would at worst complain to other people or mutter something quietly when they're out of ear shot.
#35 - anon (08/17/2014) [-]
except.... he had no right to claim he could inspect the land without a warrant. doesn't matter if its FBI or DEA, they all need warrants. that's to protect against this kind of ******** bullying. i hope that bull gored him to an inch of his life, and that he survives to go home to his family a better man. but seriously though, badge doesn't mean **** if you cant get a justifiable reason to invade another's privacy.
User avatar #11 - willindor (08/16/2014) [-]
Didn't know this version, I always hear the version with the Gestapo officer looking for jews.
#40 to #11 - Jeff C (08/17/2014) [-]
What kind of ****** up place do you live in
#43 - somefatguyone (08/17/2014) [-]
Thank you for making me blow more air out of my nose than usual. Have a thumb.
User avatar #39 - TwiztidNinja (08/17/2014) [-]
Gee this is one of the oldest farm stories in existence.
**** i think my grandpa was the first person to tell me this story except the dea agent was the local copper and he had a warrent.
User avatar #3 - teevee (08/16/2014) [-]
And then the farmer was still an asshole because he didn't just say "Watch out for the ******* mean-ass bull".
#5 to #3 - anon (08/16/2014) [-]
Well according to the text I can assume he was tryin' to tell that but officer cut him off
#4 - anon (08/16/2014) [-]
yes murder, murder of a federal agent... seriously this whole "fuk da polis" attitude is annoying, he was doing his job
User avatar #45 to #4 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (08/17/2014) [-]
If you climb into the lion cage after the staff tried to warn you and you get mangled to death, do you think the staff would get cherged for murder?
User avatar #7 to #4 - craptola (08/16/2014) [-]
Normally I would agree, Juvenile recalcitrance is pathetic, but in this case (>implying this actually happened.) the DEA officer was a **** and totally deserved to get BTFO.
#13 - anon (08/16/2014) [-]
can someone make an "old but gold" gif for me? thanks
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