Short jokes from Playboy
SHORT, CLEAN JOKES
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I
den' t know what he laced them with, but We
been tripping all day.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows
too high. She seemed surprised.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban
from the San Diego Zoo.
What did ene orphan say to the other?
Robin, get in the Batmobile."
You heard the rumor going around about
butter? Never mind, I shouldn' t spread t
What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog
vendor?
Make me one with everything."
The Buddhist gives him a fifty, and the
Vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks for
change and the vendor replies, "Change
comes from within."
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic,
an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night
wondering if there is a dog.
And God said to John, "Come forth and you
shall be granted eternal life." But John came
fifth and won a toaster.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Meme.
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING
AIRPLANE ! WHEN DO WE WANT
What happened to the cow over
the barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What is the resemblance between a green
apple and a red apple?
They' re both red except for the green one.
What is Whitney Housten' s favorite type of
coordination?
DEDDED DD
How do you make holy water?
Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come
beforee, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
What do you call a black man whe flies a
plane?
A pilot, you racist.
if youre enter attacked by a gang of clowns,
go for thegiggler.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest
and lean forward. That' sjust how I reil.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I
den' t know what he laced them with, but We
been tripping all day.
I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows
too high. She seemed surprised.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban
from the San Diego Zoo.
What did ene orphan say to the other?
Robin, get in the Batmobile."
You heard the rumor going around about
butter? Never mind, I shouldn' t spread t
What did the Buddhist ask the hot dog
vendor?
Make me one with everything."
The Buddhist gives him a fifty, and the
Vendor pockets it. The Buddhist asks for
change and the vendor replies, "Change
comes from within."
What do you get when you cross a dyslexic,
an insomniac, and an agnostic?
Someone who lays awake at night
wondering if there is a dog.
And God said to John, "Come forth and you
shall be granted eternal life." But John came
fifth and won a toaster.
What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
Virgin Meme.
WHAT DO WE WANT?!?!? LOW FLYING
AIRPLANE ! WHEN DO WE WANT
What happened to the cow over
the barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction.
What is the resemblance between a green
apple and a red apple?
They' re both red except for the green one.
What is Whitney Housten' s favorite type of
coordination?
DEDDED DD
How do you make holy water?
Put it in a pot and boil the hell out if it.
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come
beforee, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling, Yoda was.
What do you call a black man whe flies a
plane?
A pilot, you racist.
if youre enter attacked by a gang of clowns,
go for thegiggler.
Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest
and lean forward. That' sjust how I reil.
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