Short fact comp. .. I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well. stuff
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #95 - wolviewolverine
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"The refrigerator time machine lion pirates of the Matrix"
Ultra-block buster

A story about future space pirates who are half-lion, who are pulled into a fictional singularity black-hole world, where they have to use an impovised refrigerator time machine to reset their past, so they do not make the initial space travel to begin with.
Arnold Schwwarzenegger as the Captain, Ben Stiller - pirate jester (dies in scene 2).
User avatar #132 to #95 - catburglarpenis
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I'm pretty sure that's the plot of most Shin Megami Tensei games.
#157 to #95 - spanishninja
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User avatar #171 to #95 - dudewitharake
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Movie: The Movie mandatory
User avatar #174 to #171 - dudewitharake
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Movie: The Movie: 2V and here's the 2nd if you're interested although we all know the sequels generally aren't as good sometimes
User avatar #175 to #95 - wolviewolverine
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If there's anything I hate in this site it is sticked comments.
Nickdowgg - I hope you get raped by cancerous dildos, you miserable ****.
#176 to #175 - Nickdowgg [OP]
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User avatar #177 to #176 - wolviewolverine
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no rage. I just really, honestly think you are a pathetic faggot.
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#42 - ofmiceandmen
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I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well.
I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well.
User avatar #135 to #42 - nicoquitemad
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Well the character would only have been in the first one if it wasn't for the magnificent performance of Depp.
#117 to #42 - brenton
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So... you think he would have pulled it off as well?
User avatar #146 to #117 - ofmiceandmen
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Evidently I forgot how.
#99 to #42 - newdevyx
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I liked all of them. .gif somewhat relevant.
I liked all of them. .gif somewhat relevant.
User avatar #61 to #42 - vortexrain
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I loved 1-3, but 4 was meh.
#77 to #61 - powertrooper
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Just gonna pop in here...   
I felt the same way.  They're making a 5th.  Hope it makes up for the 4th
Just gonna pop in here...
I felt the same way. They're making a 5th. Hope it makes up for the 4th
User avatar #85 to #77 - swaginator
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norwegian producers
User avatar #106 to #85 - nagafever
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as a norwegian i can safely say - we suck dick at making movies. plz stop us.
User avatar #151 to #106 - xtwinblade
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Then we have Tommy Wirkola's Dead Snow (død snø) which was actually a fairly good movie, for a comedy.
User avatar #121 to #106 - kingsombra
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Well, we made Troll Hunter. So there's that.

But yeah you're right, we're terrible. We can only make art movies
User avatar #81 to #77 - vortexrain
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I heard that he's contracted for 7 of them.
User avatar #82 to #61 - aerosol
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Since At Worlds End ended so well, I decided not to watch 4. It was good as it was and I think it's probably in decline now.
User avatar #141 to #61 - theshadowed
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Depp was the only reason i watched it, and he didn't disappoint. i liked the parts with the Spanish, the whole undead zombie Blackbeard parts weren't that good
User avatar #147 to #61 - ofmiceandmen
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I've never seen the fourth one.

I've heard a lot of people say it wasn't up to par so I think I'll just pass.
#12 - fannypackattack
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User avatar #15 to #12 - ashee
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This gif makes me laugh every single time I see it. Thank you.
#17 to #15 - fannypackattack
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You're welcome, friend. Here's another one of my favorites.
You're welcome, friend. Here's another one of my favorites.
User avatar #18 to #17 - ashee
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Thank you, yet again. What show is that from?
User avatar #19 to #18 - fannypackattack
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I've no idea, I'm sorry.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ashee
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Don't apologize. Still made me laugh.
#165 to #18 - notanonyay
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Its from Enemy At The Gates, starring Jude Law as a Russian sniper during WWII, the guy in the gif was his German rival (Ed Harris).
User avatar #166 to #165 - notanonyay
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As for the Japanese show........
User avatar #180 to #166 - ashee
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Yeah, the Japanese show was what I was curious about. Thanks though.
User avatar #72 to #12 - kjoni
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Lie On King
#4 - crazykidwithaknife
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ok... are there really that many disney characters farting?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Furubatsu
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Thought he was the only one to do that
#97 to #4 - gerfox
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Not as far as I know. But I guess there's a reason for it; For Pumba it hurt that his friends never stood down wind.
#6 to #4 - iamstoopid
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can i sleep on your lap
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Wow funnyjunk really needs more comps
jk ******* stop this ****
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#90 to #45 - baitdoesnttalkback
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i actually agree. this is like the fad a couple years ago where everything was comps. it got really bad until everyone turned on yeach other and we lost so many users
#65 to #45 - lionti
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If the criteria to be a mod is cry like a little bitch, you will be back in no time
#49 to #45 - ilikecawk
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Holy **** someone's mad about losing their admin privileges. Every post you post one bitchy comment.
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>Implying im not going to be a mod again in a week
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You don't deserve mod powers. While I would love it to be me, I recommend *********** for being a cool dude who helped me solve algebra problems easy peasy lemon squeezy.
#56 to #55 - fuckthepopo
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I actually applied for the mod test, passed it, and sent tehbestever a PM. Yet to receive a response.
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How the **** did you pass that test? It's the most ******** thing ever. Sometimes I think to myself if my own post is flaggable...
User avatar #57 to #56 - doctorstein
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Oh, you're amazing. Where does one go to apply for said test?
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You have to be level 250 in comments and or content, but here's the link.
www.funnyjunk.com/Wanna+be+a+mod/text/4989379/
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appernetly i can take the test.
User avatar #59 to #58 - doctorstein
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Damn. One day, one day. Now that I actually want a level, I'll probably start posting a lot more comments. Thanks, man.
User avatar #60 to #59 - fuckthepopo
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No problem.
Also, getting to content is easier. ************ just reposted **** from imgur and voila.
User avatar #87 to #50 - ragingbrony
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lol
#74 to #50 - potatophucker
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**** your so goddamn annoying.

But, of course, you love the attention don't you?
#118 to #74 - brenton
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His so goddamn annoying what?
#84 to #50 - aerosol
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Well not anymore   
   
Those "what's the worst that could happen" moments tend come back and bite you in the ass
Well not anymore

Those "what's the worst that could happen" moments tend come back and bite you in the ass
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Given this site's attention span you're probably right. It's just amusing watching you post one bitchy thing per content.
#8 - jbywalec
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**jbywalec rolls 2** Do I want to see more of these fact comps?
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**ashee rolls 3**Should OP kill himself?
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**pariahlol rolls 8** Will i find happiness?
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Sounds good to me.
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**areialview rolls 9** am I going to fap tonight?
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I was planning to fap anyway
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Ok?
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**thirsteternum rolls 1**

should i go fap?
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:c
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**breastestvillainy rolls 8** I haven't masturbated in days, and yet I don't feel the need to do so.
Should I masturbate now?
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I take that as a big yes
#9 to #8 - jbywalec
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I was wanting you to say 'Yes', Spongebob you little faggot.
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**cubicalpayload rolls 0** Colored text is ******* awesome.
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Brb, killing myself.
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**tomahawkit rolls 3** are you really coming back though?
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#2 - benschien
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shorter than usual but nice facts, have my thumb
shorter than usual but nice facts, have my thumb
#101 to #2 - anon id: a8ec8792
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Its like a ******* sims glitch haha i'm going to hell
#105 to #101 - dawdawdwa
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Welcome, welcome!
Welcome, welcome!
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#66 to #2 - rustyspunktube
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that gif. is a little disturbing
#11 to #2 - youmotherfather
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dis gif
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#3 to #2 - thebuttman
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MFW this gif.
#94 - FatherPedobear
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"But why...is the rum gone? You hide it somewhere? Huh? How about you explain it to me?"
User avatar #110 to #94 - alstorp
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"Do you fear death"

"You talking to me, squid boy?"
User avatar #14 - PrinceZukosLover
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Will Smith turned down Neo to be Jim West? Best decision ever, for both actors.
#139 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account**
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Am I doing it right?
User avatar #148 to #139 - samoaspider
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can you do now one with Will Smith as Neo?
#149 to #148 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account**
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K
User avatar #159 to #149 - samoaspider
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das Samuel L Jackson!
#160 to #159 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account**
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Soz, here ya go..
#168 to #160 - yisumad
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#167 to #160 - samoaspider
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I think I'm being made fool of
I think I'm being made fool of
#169 to #167 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account**
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I am very trying
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#41 - bazda
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Whoever thought to offer the job of Sparrow to DeNiro is a complete retard. Lucky for them he turned them down. DeNiro didn't need the money, and they ended up getting a successful franchise out of it. Win win.