Short fact comp. .. I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well. stuff
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User avatar #95 - wolviewolverine (02/11/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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"The refrigerator time machine lion pirates of the Matrix"
Ultra-block buster

A story about future space pirates who are half-lion, who are pulled into a fictional singularity black-hole world, where they have to use an impovised refrigerator time machine to reset their past, so they do not make the initial space travel to begin with.
Arnold Schwwarzenegger as the Captain, Ben Stiller - pirate jester (dies in scene 2).
#42 - ofmiceandmen (02/11/2014) [+] (14 replies)
I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well.
I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well.
#12 - fannypackattack (02/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
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#4 - crazykidwithaknife (02/10/2014) [+] (3 replies)
ok... are there really that many disney characters farting?
User avatar #45 - bumsnacher **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [+] (22 replies)
Wow funnyjunk really needs more comps
jk ******* stop this ****
it's practically thumbwhoring now
#49 to #45 - ilikecawk (02/11/2014) [-]
Holy **** someone's mad about losing their admin privileges. Every post you post one bitchy comment.
#8 - jbywalec (02/10/2014) [+] (24 replies)
**jbywalec rolls 2** Do I want to see more of these fact comps?
#9 to #8 - jbywalec (02/10/2014) [-]
I was wanting you to say 'Yes', Spongebob you little faggot.
#2 - benschien (02/10/2014) [+] (8 replies)
shorter than usual but nice facts, have my thumb
shorter than usual but nice facts, have my thumb
#94 - FatherPedobear (02/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"But why...is the rum gone? You hide it somewhere? Huh? How about you explain it to me?"
User avatar #14 - PrinceZukosLover (02/11/2014) [-]
Will Smith turned down Neo to be Jim West? Best decision ever, for both actors.
#139 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Am I doing it right?
#41 - bazda (02/11/2014) [-]
Whoever thought to offer the job of Sparrow to DeNiro is a complete retard. Lucky for them he turned them down. DeNiro didn't need the money, and they ended up getting a successful franchise out of it. Win win.
#75 - tobistrigoivii (02/11/2014) [-]
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at trick bike ** smaaaaack my biiiiiitch uuuuupp
**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at trick bike ** smaaaaack my biiiiiitch uuuuupp
User avatar #64 - sodrant (02/11/2014) [-]
Just imagine Back to the Future with a refrigerator.

Pirates chasing and shooting a refrigerator down.
Lightning striking the clock tower, travels along the cable, and shoots the refrigerator sending him back in time.
A modified, flying refrigerator.
"A Flying Refrigerator? I havn't seen one of those in 30 years"
A refrigerator being dragged along by horses.
A refrigerator pushed by a train to 88 miles an hour.
#92 - itsbendingtime (02/11/2014) [-]
Captain Jack Sparrow.
#30 - anonymous (02/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
If De Niro played Jack Sparrow, yes that movie would have bombed.   
   
Seriously. Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow is the whole reason anyone watches those movies. No one gives a 						****					 about Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend.
If De Niro played Jack Sparrow, yes that movie would have bombed.

Seriously. Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow is the whole reason anyone watches those movies. No one gives a **** about Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend.
#104 to #30 - dawdawdwa (02/11/2014) [-]
Well, considering I call Orlando Bloom "Legolas" I had to go to IMDB to remember who the chick was, I`d have to agree...
Well, considering I call Orlando Bloom "Legolas" I had to go to IMDB to remember who the chick was, I`d have to agree...
#137 - porchmonkeywarrior (02/11/2014) [-]
Starting it off with a fart fact? Good man.
#27 - irishpunker (02/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
To be fair to De Niro, if I was in his shoes, I'd think the film was gonna bomb, too.

I mean, it's a film based off a Disneyland ride, directed by a guy who's only credentials at that time were the American remake of The Ring, Mousehunt and a couple of music videos for Bad Religion.
#107 - sirbrentcoe (02/11/2014) [-]
turning down the matrix.
turning down the matrix.
User avatar #48 - frenzysalem (02/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
thank ******* god Robert De Niro didn't take that role. It would've only made his later career that much worse...
#128 - jaketasticness (02/11/2014) [-]
I'm unsure how I feel about some of the actors that could have been in the hit movies...
I'm unsure how I feel about some of the actors that could have been in the hit movies...
#80 - zombiepipboy (02/11/2014) [-]
Really?
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