Short fact comp. .. I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well. stuff
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User avatar #95 - wolviewolverine (02/11/2014) [+] (9 replies)
stickied by Nickdowgg
"The refrigerator time machine lion pirates of the Matrix"
Ultra-block buster

A story about future space pirates who are half-lion, who are pulled into a fictional singularity black-hole world, where they have to use an impovised refrigerator time machine to reset their past, so they do not make the initial space travel to begin with.
Arnold Schwwarzenegger as the Captain, Ben Stiller - pirate jester (dies in scene 2).
#42 - ofmiceandmen (02/11/2014) [-]
I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well.
I feel like Johnny Depp made Pirates of the Caribbean what it is. I don't think Robert De Niro wouldn't have pulled it off as well.
User avatar #135 to #42 - nicoquitemad (02/11/2014) [-]
Well the character would only have been in the first one if it wasn't for the magnificent performance of Depp.
#117 to #42 - brenton (02/11/2014) [-]
So... you think he would have pulled it off as well?
User avatar #146 to #117 - ofmiceandmen (02/11/2014) [-]
Evidently I forgot how.
#99 to #42 - newdevyx (02/11/2014) [-]
I liked all of them. .gif somewhat relevant.
I liked all of them. .gif somewhat relevant.
User avatar #61 to #42 - vortexrain (02/11/2014) [-]
I loved 1-3, but 4 was meh.
#77 to #61 - powertrooper (02/11/2014) [-]
Just gonna pop in here...   
I felt the same way.  They're making a 5th.  Hope it makes up for the 4th
Just gonna pop in here...
I felt the same way. They're making a 5th. Hope it makes up for the 4th
User avatar #85 to #77 - swaginator (02/11/2014) [-]
norwegian producers
User avatar #106 to #85 - nagafever (02/11/2014) [-]
as a norwegian i can safely say - we suck dick at making movies. plz stop us.
User avatar #151 to #106 - xtwinblade ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Then we have Tommy Wirkola's Dead Snow (død snø) which was actually a fairly good movie, for a comedy.
User avatar #121 to #106 - kingsombra (02/11/2014) [-]
Well, we made Troll Hunter. So there's that.

But yeah you're right, we're terrible. We can only make art movies
User avatar #81 to #77 - vortexrain (02/11/2014) [-]
I heard that he's contracted for 7 of them.
User avatar #82 to #61 - aerosol (02/11/2014) [-]
Since At Worlds End ended so well, I decided not to watch 4. It was good as it was and I think it's probably in decline now.
User avatar #141 to #61 - theshadowed ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Depp was the only reason i watched it, and he didn't disappoint. i liked the parts with the Spanish, the whole undead zombie Blackbeard parts weren't that good
User avatar #147 to #61 - ofmiceandmen (02/11/2014) [-]
I've never seen the fourth one.

I've heard a lot of people say it wasn't up to par so I think I'll just pass.
#12 - fannypackattack (02/10/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #15 to #12 - ashee (02/11/2014) [-]
This gif makes me laugh every single time I see it. Thank you.
#17 to #15 - fannypackattack (02/11/2014) [-]
You're welcome, friend. Here's another one of my favorites.
You're welcome, friend. Here's another one of my favorites.
User avatar #18 to #17 - ashee (02/11/2014) [-]
Thank you, yet again. What show is that from?
User avatar #19 to #18 - fannypackattack (02/11/2014) [-]
I've no idea, I'm sorry.
User avatar #20 to #19 - ashee (02/11/2014) [-]
Don't apologize. Still made me laugh.
#165 to #18 - notanonyay (02/11/2014) [-]
Its from Enemy At The Gates, starring Jude Law as a Russian sniper during WWII, the guy in the gif was his German rival (Ed Harris).
User avatar #166 to #165 - notanonyay (02/11/2014) [-]
As for the Japanese show........
User avatar #180 to #166 - ashee (02/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, the Japanese show was what I was curious about. Thanks though.
User avatar #72 to #12 - kjoni (02/11/2014) [-]
Lie On King
#30 - Rascal (02/11/2014) [-]
If De Niro played Jack Sparrow, yes that movie would have bombed.   
   
Seriously. Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow is the whole reason anyone watches those movies. No one gives a 			****		 about Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend.
If De Niro played Jack Sparrow, yes that movie would have bombed.

Seriously. Johnny Depp as Jack Sparrow is the whole reason anyone watches those movies. No one gives a **** about Orlando Bloom and his girlfriend.
#104 to #30 - dawdawdwa (02/11/2014) [-]
Well, considering I call Orlando Bloom "Legolas" I had to go to IMDB to remember who the chick was, I`d have to agree...
Well, considering I call Orlando Bloom "Legolas" I had to go to IMDB to remember who the chick was, I`d have to agree...
#173 to #104 - Rascal (02/11/2014) [-]
I only know her name from...research...
I only know her name from...research...
#4 - crazykidwithaknife (02/10/2014) [-]
ok... are there really that many disney characters farting?
User avatar #5 to #4 - Furubatsu (02/10/2014) [-]
Thought he was the only one to do that
#97 to #4 - gerfox (02/11/2014) [-]
Not as far as I know. But I guess there's a reason for it; For Pumba it hurt that his friends never stood down wind.
#6 to #4 - iamstoopid (02/10/2014) [-]
can i sleep on your lap
#139 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
Am I doing it right?
User avatar #148 to #139 - samoaspider ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
can you do now one with Will Smith as Neo?
#149 to #148 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
K
User avatar #159 to #149 - samoaspider ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
das Samuel L Jackson!
#160 to #159 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
Soz, here ya go..
#167 to #160 - samoaspider ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
I think I'm being made fool of
I think I'm being made fool of
#169 to #167 - wetpantshaha **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
I am very trying
User avatar #14 - PrinceZukosLover (02/11/2014) [-]
Will Smith turned down Neo to be Jim West? Best decision ever, for both actors.
#94 - FatherPedobear (02/11/2014) [-]
"But why...is the rum gone? You hide it somewhere? Huh? How about you explain it to me?"
User avatar #110 to #94 - alstorp (02/11/2014) [-]
"Do you fear death"

"You talking to me, squid boy?"
#41 - bazda (02/11/2014) [-]
Whoever thought to offer the job of Sparrow to DeNiro is a complete retard. Lucky for them he turned them down. DeNiro didn't need the money, and they ended up getting a successful franchise out of it. Win win.
#2 - benschien (02/10/2014) [-]
shorter than usual but nice facts, have my thumb
shorter than usual but nice facts, have my thumb
#66 to #2 - rustyspunktube (02/11/2014) [-]
that gif. is a little disturbing
#101 to #2 - Rascal (02/11/2014) [-]
Its like a ******* sims glitch haha i'm going to hell
#105 to #101 - dawdawdwa (02/11/2014) [-]
Welcome, welcome!
Welcome, welcome!
#3 to #2 - thebuttman (02/10/2014) [-]
MFW this gif.
#75 - tobistrigoivii (02/11/2014) [-]
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**tobistrigoivii rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at trick bike ** smaaaaack my biiiiiitch uuuuupp
User avatar #64 - sodrant (02/11/2014) [-]
Just imagine Back to the Future with a refrigerator.

Pirates chasing and shooting a refrigerator down.
Lightning striking the clock tower, travels along the cable, and shoots the refrigerator sending him back in time.
A modified, flying refrigerator.
"A Flying Refrigerator? I havn't seen one of those in 30 years"
A refrigerator being dragged along by horses.
A refrigerator pushed by a train to 88 miles an hour.
#8 - jbywalec (02/10/2014) [-]
**jbywalec rolls 2** Do I want to see more of these fact comps?
User avatar #16 to #8 - ashee (02/11/2014) [-]
**ashee rolls 3**Should OP kill himself?
#32 to #8 - pariahlol (02/11/2014) [-]
**pariahlol rolls 8** Will i find happiness?
#33 to #32 - pariahlol (02/11/2014) [-]
Sounds good to me.
User avatar #39 to #8 - areialview (02/11/2014) [-]
**areialview rolls 9** am I going to fap tonight?
#40 to #39 - areialview (02/11/2014) [-]
I was planning to fap anyway
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User avatar #62 to #8 - vortexrain (02/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #62 - vortexrain (02/11/2014) [-]
Ok?
#67 to #8 - bobthebean (02/11/2014) [-]
**bobthebean rolls 4** Should I text my ex?
#68 to #67 - bobthebean (02/11/2014) [-]
**bobthebean rolls 8** Should I?
#164 to #8 - thirsteternum (02/11/2014) [-]
**thirsteternum rolls 1**

should i go fap?
User avatar #143 to #8 - bootface (02/11/2014) [-]
**bootface rolls 2** Will my content get to the frontpage?
User avatar #144 to #143 - bootface (02/11/2014) [-]
:c
User avatar #47 to #8 - squalllionhart (02/11/2014) [-]
**squalllionhart rolls 2**
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User avatar #114 to #8 - metacobalion ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
**metacobalion rolls 0** Oh magic conch will I ever get colored text from admin?
#9 to #8 - jbywalec (02/10/2014) [-]
I was wanting you to say 'Yes', Spongebob you little faggot.
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**tomahawkit rolls 0** is that text color flamboyant?
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User avatar #23 to #22 - cubicalpayload (02/11/2014) [-]
Brb, killing myself.
User avatar #25 to #23 - tomahawkit **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
**tomahawkit rolls 3** are you really coming back though?
User avatar #70 to #8 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
**breastestvillainy rolls 8** I haven't masturbated in days, and yet I don't feel the need to do so.
Should I masturbate now?
#71 to #70 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (02/11/2014) [-]
I take that as a big yes
#137 - porchmonkeywarrior (02/11/2014) [-]
Starting it off with a fart fact? Good man.
#27 - irishpunker (02/11/2014) [-]
To be fair to De Niro, if I was in his shoes, I'd think the film was gonna bomb, too.

I mean, it's a film based off a Disneyland ride, directed by a guy who's only credentials at that time were the American remake of The Ring, Mousehunt and a couple of music videos for Bad Religion.
#28 to #27 - Rascal (02/11/2014) [-]
yes, the film was turned down by many actors. i'm glad they got the Depp, he just IS jack sparrow.
#34 to #28 - darknesincontrol (02/11/2014) [-]
apparently he cant stop being Captain Jack Sparrow
apparently he cant stop being Captain Jack Sparrow
#107 - sirbrentcoe (02/11/2014) [-]
turning down the matrix.
turning down the matrix.
User avatar #48 - frenzysalem (02/11/2014) [-]
thank ******* god Robert De Niro didn't take that role. It would've only made his later career that much worse...
User avatar #54 to #48 - killgorejaggerjack (02/11/2014) [-]
I agree and it would have the Pirates of the Caribbean a horrible flop that would have been an atrocity
#92 - itsbendingtime (02/11/2014) [-]
Captain Jack Sparrow.
#128 - jaketasticness (02/11/2014) [-]
I'm unsure how I feel about some of the actors that could have been in the hit movies...
I'm unsure how I feel about some of the actors that could have been in the hit movies...
#163 - holyfool (02/11/2014) [-]
Silly OP Will Smith is the star of every movie!
#170 to #163 - thempc (02/11/2014) [-]
except for the matrix, that was when he was working on every song ever made
except for the matrix, that was when he was working on every song ever made
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