Shit. . once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write "super girl" on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote "" on her arm and i hid under  Shit once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write "super girl" on her arm since i was the only kid who could so wrote "" and hid under
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once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write "super girl" on her arm since i
was the only kid who could write so i wrote "****" on her arm and i hid
under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at
me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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#7 - fuckinfuckinfuck ONLINE
Reply +215
(10/26/2013) [-]
In preschool I wrote the word "poop" on a desk and got in trouble, but the teacher told my mom she was impressed I demonstrated such good spelling abilities.
#23 to #7 - anon
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(10/26/2013) [-]
you had desks in preschool?
#33 to #7 - floogin
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(10/26/2013) [-]
On my last day of kindergarten wanted to be a badass.
So I just went around and drew the word ass on everything
#47 to #7 - mckaylamaroney
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(10/26/2013) [-]
first time ive seen that face used as a reaction pic and actually believed you looked like that when it happened
#56 to #7 - thenoodle
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(10/26/2013) [-]
I got sent to the principals office where it smelled like **** for writing "butts" on our class halloween project.
I got sent to the principals office where it smelled like **** for writing "butts" on our class halloween project.
#19 to #7 - tmgrskat
Reply +12
(10/26/2013) [-]
How else could you write it, "pewooeuueuwp"
#26 to #19 - whichever ONLINE
Reply +40
(10/26/2013) [-]
püp
#35 to #19 - navadae
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(10/26/2013) [-]
in preschool? i`m sure that's showed up a few times or "pwoop" or "pop" "puup" "pyop" etc etc
#2 - icametochewgum
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(10/26/2013) [-]
#12 to #2 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account**
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(10/26/2013) [-]
#28 to #12 - whichever ONLINE
Reply +9
(10/26/2013) [-]
fixed
#40 to #28 - kiaserzerg
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(10/26/2013) [-]
#113 to #12 - maxsexington
Reply 0
(10/26/2013) [-]
You are parents are dead?
#21 - smashingprodigy
Reply +92
(10/26/2013) [-]
I was a ****** speller during Kindergarten (who wasn't?). One day our teacher asked us to write in our journal, which was basically 5 pieces of construction paper folded in half and stapled together, about our favorite toy and to use complete sentences; however, I didn't remember how to spell or sound out 'favorite' properly. My journal entry went something like

"My fart toy is my remot control hellcoter."
#46 to #21 - Johnsfer
Reply -17
(10/26/2013) [-]
Of course you don't know how to spell Favourite properly
You're from America?
#50 to #46 - smashingprodigy
Reply +6
(10/26/2013) [-]
You're funny.
#58 to #21 - shrolen
Reply +1
(10/26/2013) [-]
I still can't spell favorite without spell-check.
#87 to #21 - greenstrongworld
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Hellcoter shows no mercy.
#18 - naitsabesh ONLINE
Reply +56
(10/26/2013) [-]
I was the first to learn to read and write in 1st grade, so i wrote a letter to the teacher that went something like this

Dear miss
Poop pee butt **** arse poop you piss.

She started crying and called my parents.
#81 to #18 - faridahmalik
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(10/26/2013) [-]
She was a first grade teacher. I doubt she cried from that, unless she had psychological problems.
#25 to #18 - HURLEYSURFERDUDE
Reply +5
(10/26/2013) [-]
#29 to #18 - danilawleit
Reply +9
(10/26/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#30 - marlboroto **User deleted account**
Reply +35
(10/26/2013) [-]
#54 to #30 - oliveirajo
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Holy **** that's why I don't want to get a tatoo from a foreign country
#103 to #30 - danster
Reply +1
(10/26/2013) [-]
>Ultimate bad ass
>"Do me in the butt"

I think we owe OP an apology.
#55 to #30 - lokkeduen
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(10/26/2013) [-]
#24 - mitchr
Reply +22
(10/26/2013) [-]
So I was babysitting for a neighbor's kid. He was 4 or 5 at the time.
He walks into the basement. Looks at me. Grins.
"You're a barstud."
Runs upstairs.
It took me two hours to figure out what he had called me.
#38 to #24 - dairybun
Reply +4
(10/26/2013) [-]
You're the stud of the bar, all the ladies want you, man that kid was complimenting you and then got embarrassed... respect to the lil fella
#39 to #38 - mitchr
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(10/26/2013) [-]
He also was a few weeks later caught by his dad looking up 'boobs' on youtube.
#41 to #39 - dairybun
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Probably trying to spell boombastic, so cool
#57 - trippytrips
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(10/26/2013) [-]
When I was in first grade, the teacher gave me an assignment to write the definitions of a few different words she had written down.
One of the words was 'shadow'.
For the definition, I wrote: "The little black guy that follows you around all day."

I had to re-write the definition.
#37 to #1 - navadae
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(10/26/2013) [-]
#4 to #1 - spongeychicken
Reply +1
(10/26/2013) [-]
but you know what he said
you were able to read what he said in the way he meant it
its not a ******* English test why give a ****
#42 to #4 - tylosaurus
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(10/26/2013) [-]
d|s n0 3nlsh t3$ git ov@ 3t.

Seriously, some think like that and you can barely tell what they are trying to say. It might not be an english test, but english tests are supposed to teach you how to properly put full-stops. Perfect grammar is not necessary, but god damn it. At least put full-stops in the sentence. I've found myself confused as to what people mean when they write crap without punctuation.

I mean, then and than, their or they're. Sometimes, they can be greatly misused and form a completely new meaning.
So it might not be an english test, but this is what they were there for. So you can properly spell and punctuate in your daily life.
#15 to #4 - guywithafork
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Why do you care if you have to leave that online moba game half way through?
It's not like you are playing a ranked match why give a ****.
#16 to #15 - spongeychicken
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(10/26/2013) [-]
you proved my point more.

Formal
informal

the internet is not a place to be formal
#31 to #16 - guywithafork
Reply 0
(10/26/2013) [-]
Please tell me more about how I proved your point?
#88 to #4 - kolsinder
Reply 0
(10/26/2013) [-]
Out of common courtesy. Interpretability is one thing, but treating other Internet users to an articulate, coherent piece of prose is another.
#92 to #88 - articulate
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(10/26/2013) [-]
d|s n0 3nlsh t3$ git ov@ 3t.
#93 to #92 - kolsinder
Reply 0
(10/26/2013) [-]
N3va.
#36 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(10/26/2013) [-]
**** off i bet you get ass raged when someone corrects u
LELELELELLELELELELEl
#8 to #4 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
Reply 0
(10/26/2013) [-]
Because when you can make a coherent sentence properly, and yet decide not to, you are slapping the English Language in the face.
#9 to #8 - spongeychicken
Reply 0
(10/26/2013) [-]
listen, you understand what he is saying, the above example is easy to read. It if's something completely retarded like below then yes, otherwise it honestly doesnt matter at all
#10 to #9 - captainfuckitall ONLINE
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(10/26/2013) [-]
It does matter. Again, punctuation and language is made a certain way for a reason, if we disregard those rules, there is no reason to have them in the first-place, thus, even if only a little, it would degenerate the whole of language.

Language is used as a medium, a means to meaning, it allows you to express yourself properly, that's the use; and if you cut corners when using it, you're not properly expressing yourself or using it as it should be used. You're right, it doesn't matter much here; but if the above poster can take the liberty to cut corners, I should be able to take the liberty of complaining about it, wouldn't you agree?
#13 to #10 - spongeychicken
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(10/26/2013) [-]
here's two words which come in handy
formal
informal
#70 to #13 - Vegeto
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(10/26/2013) [-]
Informal writing doesn't mean "L3LZ 3NGRISH CLA55 IZ STOOPID 1137"

Just like how informal wear to an event doesn't mean you can go without pants with your shlong in your mouth.
#72 to #70 - spongeychicken
Reply 0
(10/26/2013) [-]
but they didnt say that did they
#44 to #13 - tylosaurus
Reply 0
(10/26/2013) [-]
>implying formal excuses your or anyone else's inability to properly spell/punctuate.
#5 to #4 - chryssis
Reply 0
(10/26/2013) [-]
Its annoying
i mean i cn tlk liek dis & ud stil b abl to reed wat i sed

But im sure that if I write like this that it's way more pleasant to read.
And its not hard, really. Just turn off your caps lock and press and extra key every few words.
#6 to #5 - chryssis
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(10/26/2013) [-]
An extra key *
#14 - pappathethird
Reply +13
(10/26/2013) [-]
**pappathethird rolled a random comment #4248994 posted by DaCrazyOne at Friendly ** :
Nuke the valley from orbit.

Only way for guaranteed victory.
what I wrote on a girl's arm in kindergarten
#34 to #14 - navadae
Reply +1
(10/26/2013) [-]
that just sound so dirty
#48 - mirmulnir
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(10/26/2013) [-]
While we're on this topic of stories, when I was in kindergarten I composed this materpiece.

Onceuppon time there lived. The3 little bears. One-day mama bear made porch. It was to hot they went on a walk then. A Robert broke in the house but. SUNDLY

PAPA bear killed the Robert the END.

I know, my spelling was wonderful.
#80 to #48 - gummybearwarrior
Reply +2
(10/26/2013) [-]
Damn this should be on tumbler.
Could teach them a few good things.
At least the goddamn Kindergartner used punctuation.
#144 to #80 - mirmulnir
Reply 0
(10/29/2013) [-]
I was a child prodigy.