Shit. . once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write "super girl" on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote " " on her arm and i hid under
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Shit

once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write "super girl" on her arm since i
was the only kid who could write so i wrote " **** " on her arm and i hid
under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at
me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
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#7 - fuckinfuckinfuck (10/26/2013) [+] (7 replies)
In preschool I wrote the word "poop" on a desk and got in trouble, but the teacher told my mom she was impressed I demonstrated such good spelling abilities.
#2 - icametochewgum (10/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
#21 - smashingprodigy (10/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I was a ****** speller during Kindergarten (who wasn't?). One day our teacher asked us to write in our journal, which was basically 5 pieces of construction paper folded in half and stapled together, about our favorite toy and to use complete sentences; however, I didn't remember how to spell or sound out 'favorite' properly. My journal entry went something like

"My fart toy is my remot control hellcoter."
User avatar #18 - naitsabesh ONLINE (10/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was the first to learn to read and write in 1st grade, so i wrote a letter to the teacher that went something like this

Dear miss
Poop pee butt **** arse poop you piss.

She started crying and called my parents.
#30 - marlboroto **User deleted account** (10/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #24 - mitchr (10/26/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So I was babysitting for a neighbor's kid. He was 4 or 5 at the time.
He walks into the basement. Looks at me. Grins.
"You're a barstud."
Runs upstairs.
It took me two hours to figure out what he had called me.
#57 - trippytrips (10/26/2013) [-]
When I was in first grade, the teacher gave me an assignment to write the definitions of a few different words she had written down.
One of the words was 'shadow'.
For the definition, I wrote: "The little black guy that follows you around all day."

I had to re-write the definition.
User avatar #14 - pappathethird (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**pappathethird rolled a random comment #4248994 posted by DaCrazyOne at Friendly ** :
Nuke the valley from orbit.

Only way for guaranteed victory.
what I wrote on a girl's arm in kindergarten
User avatar #48 - mirmulnir (10/26/2013) [+] (2 replies)
While we're on this topic of stories, when I was in kindergarten I composed this materpiece.

Onceuppon time there lived. The3 little bears. One-day mama bear made porch. It was to hot they went on a walk then. A Robert broke in the house but. SUNDLY

PAPA bear killed the Robert the END.

I know, my spelling was wonderful.
User avatar #11 - matralith (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Why do these stories always end with someone crying?
User avatar #27 - delphine (10/26/2013) [-]
Once of my students once called me a word in Somali. He thought it was funny because I didn't speak Somali and he thought I wouldn't know what it meant, but I could tell from the other kids' reactions that it was really nasty. So I memorized the word and asked his mother when she came to pick him up after class. Apparently the word was " ************ ". Boy did he get it at home.
User avatar #17 - haydn (10/26/2013) [-]
I remember in primary school some dickhead wrote "Haydn wears a bra" on my book (I'm a guy, and not even fat) and the teacher was just shocked they knew how to spell bra.
User avatar #32 - floogin (10/26/2013) [-]
-Be 10 year old me
- Watch cold mountain one day
- go into class one day and join my friend's convo
- i just hear the word mountain and instantly think of Cold mountain
- Say " hey that movie was pretty good"
- I guess they were talking about brokeback mountain.
- They still think i'm gay..
#117 - anonymous (10/26/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Is it okay to kiss someone on the first date?
User avatar #125 to #117 - imonfrontpageagain (10/26/2013) [-]
No, thats definitely NOT okay on the first date.


What you need to do is RAPE HER!!
#62 - lejontronman (10/26/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Story time.   
   
I was in Kindergarten and it was the last day of school before Christmas Break. I didn't know why but I bought a fake plastic handgun to school and I thought to myself, "I'll think I will be fine if I brought a plastic toy such as this to school".    
   
I was expelled for three months.   
Gif unrelated.
Story time.

I was in Kindergarten and it was the last day of school before Christmas Break. I didn't know why but I bought a fake plastic handgun to school and I thought to myself, "I'll think I will be fine if I brought a plastic toy such as this to school".

I was expelled for three months.
Gif unrelated.
#146 to #71 - whichever (02/21/2014) [-]
I got expelled forever because I have the letter L in my name and it looks like a gun sideways
User avatar #124 - imonfrontpageagain (10/26/2013) [-]
**imonfrontpageagain rolled a random comment #4259175 posted by arnoldnorris at Friendly ** :
Why would you even ask us?
Most of us are immature assholes, i seriously don't know what you expected.
Do it though
^What I wrote on a girl's arm just yesterday
User avatar #45 - notdjfood (10/26/2013) [-]
**notdjfood rolled a random comment #6366485 posted by sanik at Safe For Work Random Board ** :
aww 2 spooky 4 me.
What I wrote on a girl's arm when I was in kindergarten.
User avatar #20 - vanillasmoke (10/26/2013) [-]
In Kindergarten i drew nipples on everything.
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