>releasing a shiny > amatuers - #165437192 added by pokemonstheshiz at Shiny Lobster

#5 - pokemonstheshiz

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(10/11/2017) [-]

>releasing a shiny
>******* amatuers

#18 to #5 - jamesten

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(10/12/2017) [-]

shiny gyarados is worthless anyway

#22 to #18 - silverzepher

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Evolving god fish

#10 to #5 - nexdemise

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Well unless you have a saltwater tank for it, it's probably better for the little critter to go out and make more shinies.

#11 to #10 - lasat

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Chances are it won't mate because of its color anyway

#24 to #11 - anon id: 1e98f346

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(10/12/2017) [-]

#26 to #24 - ishootzombies

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(10/12/2017) [-]

most animals wont **** something that looks different than them, they think its sick or some such

#31 to #26 - captainrattrap

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Do lobsters mate by physical contact? I could google it but some animals mate by just jizzing onto the eggs

#38 to #31 - pokemonstheshiz

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(10/12/2017) [-]

it's physical contact
I now have lobster sex in my search history, I hope you're happy

#39 to #38 - captainrattrap

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(10/12/2017) [-]

What, and who's gonna check your search history? Your girlfriend?

#40 to #39 - pokemonstheshiz

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(10/12/2017) [-]

the nsa now either has me on a list of potential marine biologists or potential sex crimes

#41 to #40 - captainrattrap

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(10/12/2017) [-]

lmao you wild wyd

#28 to #26 - sleazevark

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Humans included.

#74 to #28 - iamaniceperson

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(10/12/2017) [-]

as a human I can tell you that you're wrong, I would totaly **** a blue person

#32 to #28 - xerodeath

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(10/12/2017) [-]

then how did gingers come to be so populated in ireland

#81 to #32 - anon id: fb889010

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Probably because of an evolutionary bottleneck or the founder effect. Look em up kid.

#62 to #32 - nutone

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(10/12/2017) [-]

I like to believe God put them on potato island so the rest of the world could be safe from soul harvesting.

#43 to #32 - rubixium

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(10/12/2017) [-]

gingers actually came first, theres data supporting that red hair is something we've had for a long time. The reason its dying out is that it became a recessive trait dominated by brown, black, or blonde hair.

#85 to #43 - anon id: 0159fcd0

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(10/12/2017) [-]

It's not really dying out, just becoming rarer
The gene is still there, being carried along until a carrier bones another carrier

#33 to #32 - sleazevark

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(10/12/2017) [-]

Because it was likely a gradual change, there are people with blonde hair with a red tinge.