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pokemonstheshiz
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(10/11/2017)
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>releasing a shiny
>******* amatuers
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jamesten
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(10/12/2017)
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shiny gyarados is worthless anyway
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silverzepher
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+6
(10/12/2017)
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Evolving god fish
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nexdemise
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(10/12/2017)
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Well unless you have a saltwater tank for it, it's probably better for the little critter to go out and make more shinies.
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lasat
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(10/12/2017)
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Chances are it won't mate because of its color anyway
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anon
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+30
(10/12/2017)
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ishootzombies
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+61
(10/12/2017)
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most animals wont **** something that looks different than them, they think its sick or some such
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captainrattrap
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(10/12/2017)
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Do lobsters mate by physical contact? I could google it but some animals mate by just jizzing onto the eggs
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pokemonstheshiz
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(10/12/2017)
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it's physical contact
I now have lobster sex in my search history, I hope you're happy
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captainrattrap
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(10/12/2017)
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What, and who's gonna check your search history? Your girlfriend?
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pokemonstheshiz
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(10/12/2017)
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the nsa now either has me on a list of potential marine biologists or potential sex crimes
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captainrattrap
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+3
(10/12/2017)
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lmao you wild wyd
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sleazevark
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(10/12/2017)
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Humans included.
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iamaniceperson
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(10/12/2017)
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as a human I can tell you that you're wrong, I would totaly **** a blue person
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xerodeath
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+10
(10/12/2017)
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then how did gingers come to be so populated in ireland
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anon
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(10/12/2017)
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Probably because of an evolutionary bottleneck or the founder effect. Look em up kid.
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nutone
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(10/12/2017)
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I like to believe God put them on potato island so the rest of the world could be safe from soul harvesting.
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rubixium
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(10/12/2017)
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gingers actually came first, theres data supporting that red hair is something we've had for a long time. The reason its dying out is that it became a recessive trait dominated by brown, black, or blonde hair.
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anon
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(10/12/2017)
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It's not really dying out, just becoming rarer
The gene is still there, being carried along until a carrier bones another carrier
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sleazevark
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(10/12/2017)
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Because it was likely a gradual change, there are people with blonde hair with a red tinge.
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