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#7 - joshlol (07/01/2014) [-]
I am joshlol
User avatar #13 to #7 - captainwow (07/01/2014) [-]
Ain't nobody toppin' that.
#16 - Nahyon (07/01/2014) [-]
>wake up
>be me
#20 - presidentmoose (07/02/2014) [-]
My story would have to be that my fellow funnyjunkers think I'm so pathetic, I get a special PM about this content.
My story would have to be that my fellow funnyjunkers think I'm so pathetic, I get a special PM about this content.
User avatar #15 - ashyboii (07/01/2014) [-]
once i stubbed my toe and cry

like dis if u cri evertim
User avatar #2 - beautifull (07/01/2014) [-]
I once needed a piss but I was eating a donut so i was like ehh i can wait but then i realised i really needed to piss and still had half a donut (It was a great ******* donut) then i lifted the seat BUT WITH MY DONUT HAND, anyway my donut touched the seat (public toilet) and I spent around 15 minutes deciding whether i should eat it or not. In the end i threw it away, totally ruined Disney World for me...
User avatar #3 to #2 - theycallmesatan (07/01/2014) [-]
I cried at the end.
User avatar #6 to #3 - beautifull (07/01/2014) [-]
I haven't had a donut match it since.
#12 - Rascal (07/01/2014) [-]
I have to live with my family to afford rent, and we've been trying for a few years now to try and get housing for my disabled mother and sister. No luck so far, and that means that since we live in a second floor flat with lots of stairs, that means that I'm the only one who gets to really go anywhere.

Trying to find affordable housing for disabled individuals where I am is not fun and almost impossible.
User avatar #17 to #12 - theycallmesatan (07/01/2014) [-]
Everything will be alright bro.
User avatar #5 - theycallmesatan (07/01/2014) [-]
Okay, looks like I have to start it...

There I was standing there in front of my love, my world, the light on the street lamb shinning up on us, making everything else dark. Her hair slowly moving because of the chilled wind, I looked into her eyes and saw someone new. Hearing the words “it’s over” from her lips broke me inside, a tear rolled down her face, reminding me of all the memories we had together. I turned cold, I couldn't feel that warmth within me, everything was dark, the outside, the inside, I had let the darkness completely consume me, she took my cold hand in her hand on last time, held it tight one last time, looked me the eyes, gave me one last kiss on the cheek and turned around...
User avatar #18 to #5 - theycallmesatan (07/01/2014) [-]
Actually I found this on a random site.
User avatar #1 - mrshrapnel (07/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #9 - dofr (07/01/2014) [-]
i tried to compete in a cock fight once.
later i have been told it's done with roosters.
lucky bastards...
User avatar #26 - hubahuba (01/17/2015) [-]
I went to school once...
#27 to #26 - theycallmesatan (01/17/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"****theycallmesatan rolled image**  i cried
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**theycallmesatan rolled image** i cried
User avatar #24 - tiagodisouza (07/02/2014) [-]
>Broke with gf because she was too clingy and didn't want me to hang out with the one friend I have
>First and only actual love
>lost v card to her
>still see her almost everyday because she passes in front of my work
>Still like her
>don't want to go back to her because i value my best friend of whole life more
>this feels like **** ...
She helped me get a bit out of my shell and learn to socialize, she showed me multiple ways to have fun with other human beings and pulled me out of depressions
she made me feel human and i told her to scram...
#28 to #24 - theycallmesatan (01/17/2015) [-]
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#30 to #29 - theycallmesatan (01/18/2015) [-]
**theycallmesatan used "*roll picture*"****theycallmesatan rolled image** kinda sad, i know its probably not your personal story
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**theycallmesatan rolled image** kinda sad, i know its probably not your personal story
User avatar #31 to #30 - tiagodisouza (01/18/2015) [-]
who are you and what do you mean its not my story
#32 to #31 - theycallmesatan (01/19/2015) [-]
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**theycallmesatan rolled image** >theycallmesatan
>i saw that long time ago on 4ching-chong
>unless u the same guy you just copy-pasterinoed it
User avatar #33 to #32 - tiagodisouza (01/19/2015) [-]
because multiple can't share the same type of story right
#34 to #33 - theycallmesatan (01/19/2015) [-]
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#23 - demonruler (07/02/2014) [-]
This was a few years ago, but I still remember it like it just happened. I had always really liked this one girl, and I still do, but now its more than that. I talked her out of suicide. I helped her when she was sad. she helped me. She made me so happy. One day I told her how I felt. She just stopped talking to me. Recently she started talking to me again, and she knows that I feel the way I used to, and I am not sure how she feels. This was not really that sad, but it is a story nonetheless
User avatar #22 - wcpapier (07/02/2014) [-]
> was trombosis patient
> was only dissapoint because of no trombosis joke
>only thing that could make me happy was tromboner
User avatar #21 - tinyhedgehog (07/02/2014) [-]
I used to eat butter out of the tub :c
Mickey mouse wouldn't hug me when I went to disney land. I followed him. no the lack of hugs wasn't because I was fat
Half my birthday cakes had my brother's name written on them.

When I was 12 I was walking around outside with my friend and she was texting and talking **** about whoever she was texting an' she called him a fag. I was sorta spaced out at the time and was really sheltered and whatever. I kinda forgot how to volume and yelled "WHAT'S A FAGGOT?" because I suck

Probably a lot more but I can't remember anything right now. Please give me hugs, FJ :c
User avatar #14 - captainwow (07/01/2014) [-]
After over a year of keeping it locked in captivity, I released my fap towel back into the wilderness in hopes that its natural instincts would kick back in.

I didn't wash it.
User avatar #11 - redflame (07/01/2014) [-]
I go to FJ erryday.
User avatar #10 - Costy (07/01/2014) [-]
Today I broke up with my girlfriend.
#8 - ljxjlos (07/01/2014) [-]
>implying I´m not perfect in every way, resulting in a compelte lack of pathetic stories.

what do you take me for, man? Some kind of nerd?
User avatar #4 - katerica (07/01/2014) [-]
Share yours and I'll share mine ;)
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