i saw the way that chick was positioned with her gape and the other chick with a spoon. i put 2 and 2 togther and noped out. i dont feel like having an inverse boner
"You could throw a football in her asshole and hit nothing but net. She has the Mariana Trench of colons and today she's pushing the limits of pornography, breakfast, and ass sphincters all at the same time."
"I remember when it all went wrong, guzzling egg-nog all night long"
"We went outside, the snow was thick, rolled our balls together made a snowman quick"
When it was done, there was something left. We had to indulge in some carrot theft. To make him whole, we raided the salad bowl to give him a classic nose. I tripped and fell when I put it on; stuck the veg where it didn't belong. I aimed for the face but hit below the waist, and now he's got a root vegetable dong, HE'S GOT A CARROT FOR A COCK!