Sex and Bars. Do not attempt. The person who said that is a professional. and is dead. very very dead.. A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the had sex with my w
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Do not attempt. The person who said that is a professional. and is dead. very very dead.

A guy with a gun enters a bar.
Who the **** had sex with my
wife?" he snarled.
A voice was heard in the
background, "You don' t have
enough bullets mate!"
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Submitted: 04/05/2014
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#27 - cypprus (04/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Next time I'll leave the tags to a professional. Didn't realize this content would get so much attention.
#3 - xxxsonic fanxxx (04/05/2014) [+] (34 replies)
>Implying people have been allowed to bring guns into places where alcohol is served since the early 20th century   
>Implying anybody in England is allowed to own handguns these days   
...>Implying more regulations on anything will stop people from doing exactly what is being regulated
>Implying people have been allowed to bring guns into places where alcohol is served since the early 20th century
>Implying anybody in England is allowed to own handguns these days
...>Implying more regulations on anything will stop people from doing exactly what is being regulated
User avatar #7 to #3 - pointlessroller (04/05/2014) [-]
>Implying the angry man would ask permission to enter the bar with his gun.
>Implying the joke takes place in England.
#2 - imalamp (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - ihearcolors ONLINE (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#20 - hybridxproject (04/05/2014) [-]
guys fw
#37 - rockstarjack (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #39 to #37 - haugy (04/05/2014) [-]
I'd prefer:
A guy with a gun enters Xbox Live.
"Who the **** had sex with my mum?"
#42 - WhitePimp (04/05/2014) [+] (26 replies)
TFW he pulls out 40 extended mags
TFW he pulls out 40 extended mags
#6 - mankey (04/05/2014) [-]
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#45 - mrsixinch (04/06/2014) [-]
Preparing to shoot all the men who've ****** OP's mum
User avatar #44 - superstephtime ONLINE (04/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
jokeexplain plz gooby
User avatar #46 to #44 - norkas ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
he doesn't have enough bullets to shoot everyone his wife has ******
#54 - LocoJoe (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>implying
>implying
#59 - kiljiarius (04/06/2014) [-]
A gun walks into a man with a bar. The sex snarled with my wife, who the **** ? The background didn't have enough voices so my mate bullets
#40 - zombietronexe (04/05/2014) [-]
already knew the joke
still made me laugh
#82 - kwag (04/06/2014) [-]
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#80 - underthefilth (04/06/2014) [-]
**underthefilth rolled image** At first when I saw the title on my browser bars I read it as "Sex and Runs" implying the ***** .
#75 - velocidex (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
AA-12 						**********					, and whats better than 1? 2 dammit 2
AA-12 ********** , and whats better than 1? 2 dammit 2
#67 - kcwsooners (04/06/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Who OP ****** .
#57 - szymonf (04/06/2014) [-]
'She saw the barkeep, said "O God, he can't be dead"   
Stag said "Well, just count the holes in the 						**************					 head"'   
   
The only reasonable response
'She saw the barkeep, said "O God, he can't be dead"
Stag said "Well, just count the holes in the ************** head"'

The only reasonable response
User avatar #55 - mrgoodlove (04/06/2014) [-]
His wife is such a whore, he'd need a minigun
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