Sex and Bars. Do not attempt. The person who said that is a professional. and is dead. very very dead.. A guy with a gun enters a bar. Who the fuck had sex with
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Sex and Bars

Do not attempt. The person who said that is a professional. and is dead. very very dead.

A guy with a gun enters a bar.
Who the fuck had sex with my
wife?" he snarled.
A voice was heard in the
background, "You don' t have
enough bullets mate!"
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#27 - cypprus (04/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
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Next time I'll leave the tags to a professional. Didn't realize this content would get so much attention.
#3 - anonymous (04/05/2014) [+] (34 replies)
>Implying people have been allowed to bring guns into places where alcohol is served since the early 20th century   
>Implying anybody in England is allowed to own handguns these days   
...>Implying more regulations on anything will stop people from doing exactly what is being regulated
>Implying people have been allowed to bring guns into places where alcohol is served since the early 20th century
>Implying anybody in England is allowed to own handguns these days
...>Implying more regulations on anything will stop people from doing exactly what is being regulated
User avatar #7 to #3 - pointlessroller (04/05/2014) [-]
>Implying the angry man would ask permission to enter the bar with his gun.
>Implying the joke takes place in England.
#2 - imalamp ONLINE (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#1 - ihearcolors (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
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#20 - hybridxproject (04/05/2014) [-]
guys fw
#37 - rockstarjack (04/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #39 to #37 - haugy (04/05/2014) [-]
I'd prefer:
A guy with a gun enters Xbox Live.
"Who the fuck had sex with my mum?"
#42 - WhitePimp (04/05/2014) [+] (26 replies)
TFW he pulls out 40 extended mags
TFW he pulls out 40 extended mags
#6 - mankey ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
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#45 - mrsixinch (04/06/2014) [-]
Preparing to shoot all the men who've fucked OP's mum
User avatar #44 - superstephtime (04/06/2014) [+] (4 replies)
jokeexplain plz gooby
User avatar #46 to #44 - norkas (04/06/2014) [-]
he doesn't have enough bullets to shoot everyone his wife has fucked
#54 - LocoJoe (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>implying
>implying
#59 - kiljiarius ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
A gun walks into a man with a bar. The sex snarled with my wife, who the fuck? The background didn't have enough voices so my mate bullets
#40 - zombietronexe (04/05/2014) [-]
already knew the joke
still made me laugh
#80 - underthefilth (04/06/2014) [-]
**underthefilth rolled image** At first when I saw the title on my browser bars I read it as "Sex and Runs" implying the shits.
User avatar #79 - thespartanpony (04/06/2014) [+] (1 reply)
But the bar was located in America, and thus, everyone died.
User avatar #92 to #79 - chezburgadominator (04/06/2014) [-]
HAR HAR 'MURICA BAD
#75 - velocidex (04/06/2014) [+] (2 replies)
AA-12 muthafucka, and whats better than 1? 2 dammit 2
AA-12 muthafucka, and whats better than 1? 2 dammit 2
#67 - kcwsooners ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
**kcwsooners rolled image**
Who OP fucked.
#57 - szymonf (04/06/2014) [-]
'She saw the barkeep, said "O God, he can't be dead"   
Stag said "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"'   
   
The only reasonable response
'She saw the barkeep, said "O God, he can't be dead"
Stag said "Well, just count the holes in the motherfucker's head"'

The only reasonable response
User avatar #55 - mrgoodlove (04/06/2014) [-]
His wife is such a whore, he'd need a minigun
#51 - mainstreamed (04/06/2014) [-]
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