Serving Size. .. As an Irishman our variation includes white pudding as well as black, potato bread (idk if any is there, i cant see it) and a few other things Gods i want a fry
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User avatar #18 - phantomi ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
As an Irishman our variation includes white pudding as well as black, potato bread (idk if any is there, i cant see it) and a few other things

Gods i want a fry now...
User avatar #2 - tonytails (07/15/2014) [-]
an... english breakfast?
i have no idea.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mrnaanbread (07/15/2014) [-]
Fried eggs, bacon, mushrooms, beans, tomatoes, hash browns, sausages, blood pudding, fried bread, little bit of ketchup, it's like Jesus was dancing on the fork. Wash back with a small glass of OJ and a large mug of tea.
User avatar #4 to #3 - xXFairyXx (07/15/2014) [-]
I've only ever know "blood pudding" to be called black pudding. But I'm from up north.
User avatar #11 to #4 - barenoizedub (07/15/2014) [-]
It's only ever called black pudding normally , people that call it blood pudding are weird.
User avatar #6 to #4 - mrnaanbread (07/15/2014) [-]
Down south black pudding is a reference to a BBBB.
User avatar #47 - respectyourmom (07/15/2014) [-]
some of those foods should not be on the same plate... in the same meal.

i feel like vomiting now.
#7 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
europe eating bigger meals?
User avatar #8 to #7 - europe (07/15/2014) [-]
Well they certainly do like to eat much in Norway
#9 to #8 - konradkurze (07/15/2014) [-]
yeah
Norway is a chubby bastard
#5 - timewasters (07/15/2014) [-]
english breakfast is literally the most disgusting breakfast ive ever eaten, shows how lame the brits are if they are proud of this mushy, oily stinky plate of digestive end product
User avatar #16 to #5 - phantomi ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
English breakfast isnt bad, you just had one that was made badly
User avatar #21 to #5 - listerthepessimist (07/15/2014) [-]
some people are just to weak to handle it
#33 to #5 - JohnHoogliefooglie ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Did you get one made by a cafe somewhere cos usually it will be like you said. But if it's done right, it can be the breakfast of the gods
User avatar #41 to #5 - mrhaihoang ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
what's the best breakfast you've ever eaten though?
#43 to #41 - timewasters (07/15/2014) [-]
an israeli breakfast
#13 to #5 - wheredahoodat (07/15/2014) [-]
English breakfast is literally the greatest thing to ever come from England, except possibly for the Beatles. The Hash browns and sausages can be terrible, but then just ignore those.
#14 to #13 - timewasters (07/15/2014) [-]
bulldigestive end product
User avatar #12 to #5 - barenoizedub (07/15/2014) [-]
Sausages = good
Fried eggs = good
Toast = good
Mushrooms = good
Baked beans = good
Bacon = good

Black pudding = terrible
Hash browns = hit and miss
Fried tomato = not the best thing ever (chopped tomatoes are better)

Luckily a full English can be any mix of those things really, you don't have to have the things you don't like. Saying it's disgusting is ignorance because you probably had one full english and either it was cooked badly or you had the bad parts of it... either way don't say it's disgusting without having one made correctly.
User avatar #15 to #12 - vwanyama (07/15/2014) [-]
I love black pudding. Tattie scones as well.
User avatar #27 to #12 - heartlessrobot (07/15/2014) [-]
I don't particularly like sausage, it's a hit or miss for me, and I hate baked beans and tomato, but everything else there is good.
User avatar #28 to #12 - heartlessrobot (07/15/2014) [-]
And I prefer my eggs scrambled or dippy if it's not an omelet or a sandwich.
User avatar #24 to #12 - whynotzoidberglol (07/15/2014) [-]
The **** is wrong with you? Hash browns are god's gift to mankind. Made from the greatest food ever to be grown. Wash you're mouth, you heathen.
#45 - gigamuffin (07/15/2014) [-]
Meanwhile, here's an American breakfast.
#48 to #45 - gtfomylawnbish (07/15/2014) [-]
Some people are willing to believe this. I never put fake butter on my toast.
#42 - mrhaihoang ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
Thing I like best about English breakfast is when you eat a piece of mushroom with the meat, it tastes wonder.    
Also if you put the mushroom upside down while cooking, the juice is drawn out and the mushroom become a nice cup of sauce for dipping toast.
Thing I like best about English breakfast is when you eat a piece of mushroom with the meat, it tastes wonder.
Also if you put the mushroom upside down while cooking, the juice is drawn out and the mushroom become a nice cup of sauce for dipping toast.
#36 - jubbehhh (07/15/2014) [-]
I cooked myself this colossal beast of a feast a few weeks back
10 Sausages, 3 wrapped in bacon
French Toast
3 Fried Eggs
1 Tomato
12 Slices of Bacon, some rasher some meat
A Buttered Croissant
And a couple mushrooms
All slathered in ketchup with mayo on the side

Heart attack on a plate
#37 to #36 - lewiskinnaird (07/15/2014) [-]
**lewiskinnaird rolled image** I was salivating until I read the mayo bit.

Why dude? Why?
User avatar #38 to #37 - jubbehhh (07/15/2014) [-]
Ran out of ketchup
User avatar #39 to #38 - lewiskinnaird (07/15/2014) [-]
That's understandable.
Did you fry or grill..?
User avatar #40 to #39 - jubbehhh (07/15/2014) [-]
Yeah, I used low-fat oil and greased the baking trays and made sure to drink a diet coke when I grilled my foo-- OF COURSE I FRIED IT DO I LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF QUEER TO YOU
User avatar #44 to #40 - reican (07/15/2014) [-]
Because real men know how to grill properly, so yes you do look like a queer, and a lazy one at that.
User avatar #46 to #44 - jubbehhh (07/15/2014) [-]
Frying makes food taste better and cooks faster
User avatar #49 to #46 - reican (07/15/2014) [-]
for example beef, fry it just a bit, and then grill it till finished.
Best beef.
User avatar #34 - neutrality (07/15/2014) [-]
Maybe they do know and that's why they are suggesting a serving size you fat **** .
User avatar #32 - doombunni (07/15/2014) [-]
I had a friend who was an exchange student from London, and wanted to try a legit southern breakfast. I had her over and made grits with butter and cheese, biscuits and country gravy, and sausage patties. She only liked the sausage.
User avatar #30 - lolerbot (07/15/2014) [-]
and then the collective **** kills you
#29 - anon (07/15/2014) [-]
Full irish! Hell yeah! That's breakfast.
User avatar #26 - kijajouteh (07/15/2014) [-]
It does know you

You're fat.
#25 - docvolto (07/15/2014) [-]
good luck with that m8
User avatar #23 - uhidk (07/15/2014) [-]
i'd rather eat vomit...which is exactly what would come up if i tried to eat that garbage.
#31 to #23 - JohnHoogliefooglie ONLINE (07/15/2014) [-]
There's nothing wrong with the occasional fry up
User avatar #35 to #31 - uhidk (07/15/2014) [-]
i'll be a "priss bitch" about food that looks and most likely tastes like **** .
#50 to #35 - JohnHoogliefooglie ONLINE (07/16/2014) [-]
there's something wrong with your taste buds then, because if the fry up is done right, it can taste glorious
#19 - sirbrentcoe (07/15/2014) [-]
what's that black cracker?

..a tomato!
#20 to #19 - anon (07/15/2014) [-]
What you are referring to is either a mushroom or sausage.
User avatar #22 to #19 - zzjames (07/15/2014) [-]
...A black pudding?
User avatar #17 - blargtastic (07/15/2014) [-]
Serving Size: 4

Me: "Yeah all 4 me"
User avatar #10 - bitchplzzz (07/15/2014) [-]
fat ass
User avatar #1 - cuntism (07/15/2014) [-]
This picture excites me
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