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#16 - I Am Monkey (10/19/2013) [+] (75 children)
stickied by roflcopterkklol
I'm a mod, so let me try to explain our process to you; There is a page where all the flagged posts go. All the mods view them and any one of us can flag or unflag the posts from there. It's kind of a checks and balances system, because if someone unjustly flags a post another mod can unflag it. A flag from a normal user will not get a post taken down, it will only get it sent to the flagged page to be approved. Only mods can insta-flag.

There's a reason a lot of posts like the last few got flagged for seemingly no reason yesterday; After Admin's message last night about the new flagging rules the entirety of funnyjunk took it upon themselves to flag literally everything. Flags were coming in way faster than anyone could read them, so posts that would ordinarily have been unflagged got lost in the avalanche. The checks and balances system really didn't work very well yesterday.

For full transparency here's an image of our entire guidelines page. Please enlarge.
I realize the rules are a lot more strict than most people realize. We've been talking about clarifying them so people aren't getting banned without knowing why. (Disregard the one about men with no shirts, that only applies to soft-core porn)
User avatar #75 - (10/19/2013) [+] (174 children)
stickied by admin
A few things:

1) If you get a flag it's only a one hour ban and your image gets removed. It's a very small punishment.
2) Because of the new mods, flag rules, and mod system I was able to remove most of the posting limits on the site.

- Anonymous can now post comments or pics every 30 seconds
- New users can post comment pics every 15 seconds
- Less Captchas

3) Advertisers don't allow anything sexual even if it's a bikini, a set of boobs, or a dildo. Use **** for that.

4) Stop whining. It's not permanent. It's a 1 hour ban. I might even lower it to like 10 minutes if I get enough mods. It's a free site. I don't even show ads to logged in users.

5) You're not going anywhere. You have many other accounts. You're just a cheap attention whore. A $1 hooker at best.


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#338 - europe (10/20/2013) [-]
Looky here, looky here
Admin being a piece of ****
User avatar #493 to #338 - nustix (10/20/2013) [-]
Actually I think that's a kind of hilarious
User avatar #404 to #338 - mortolife (10/20/2013) [-]
Alright, that's flat out ******** . What kind of asshole pulls that **** ?
User avatar #405 to #404 - europe (10/20/2013) [-]
That's admin for ya
User avatar #406 to #405 - mortolife (10/20/2013) [-]
You can tell he actually cares about this site. Well done addy. Well done.
User avatar #163 - naruske (10/20/2013) [-]
TL;DR

Funnyjunk is going 9gag-level
#165 to #163 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
not really, im not seeing a ******* of kids jumping on pretending to be hardcore internet geeks or whateevr tf it was

if anything youre closer to going 9 gagocalypse than admin is by trying to be all HURR HURR 9GAG ISNT EVEN COOL ITS JUST A COPY RARARARARARAA

dude nobodys given a **** about 9gag for tiiiiiiime
User avatar #168 to #165 - naruske (10/20/2013) [-]
Not really talking about the community/comments

More about the content, i came here because it was an alternative to the /b/'s laugh lose threads. There was funny ass gore, some **** that is barely noticeable, etc.

But now we're basically forced to post pictures about funny cats and sloths and mfw when potato is er. Funnyjunk became junk.
#171 to #168 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
i cant believe morbid channel lasted so long

but tbh man funnyjunk has been ona steady downhill slope for years, the only reason i come back here is because i get bored. ive been here for like four five years now, it used to be immensely good, all the way from the fun interactive cheery admin to the friendly, funny, trollish community

not nemore :'((((
User avatar #172 to #171 - naruske (10/20/2013) [-]
Because it's only till now he wants to get on Google (admin that is) I think it's barely gonna work. That's like moot trying to turn 4chan into the new facebook. Once scat gore porn, always scat gore porn
#174 to #172 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
until all the original users leave and you havea hollow shell of site that is, and whay do you mean wants to get on google, if you search for almost any meme on google images there will inevitably be an image thats from this site
User avatar #175 to #174 - naruske (10/20/2013) [-]
I mean get google to advertise on here in exchange for cash. But in order for the ads to appear on here there may be no nudity (not even a ******* bikini)
#176 to #175 - craigdavid (10/20/2013) [-]
aaaaaaaaaaaaah i c

to be fair i think hes always been an antisocial lazy cunt and just fancies getting easy cash

and on the other hand he does provide us with an **** side to the site, but i think he should split that into porn and gore and morbid and whatever tf else people wanna have thats against advertiser regs
#212 to #163 - mondominiman (10/20/2013) [-]
Nope, 9gag actually has their **** under control. This was the first thing you see when you get on. They don't have to toe the line to figure if it's good or bad.
#206 - acidreign (10/20/2013) [-]
>"comment on my profile"
>deletes account
#187 - ringkun (10/20/2013) [-]
This isn't what I didn't pay for
#47 - squalllionhart (10/19/2013) [-]
allot of those people were/are popular on the brony board
they're all kind of assholes there so this doesn't really surprise me
User avatar #182 to #47 - mrhotwings (10/20/2013) [-]
I find it funny you say "kind of assholes" so you don't get banned.
User avatar #52 to #47 - duvallwhitey (10/19/2013) [-]
Probably just snapped from all the crap theyve been given, so they take their moderator power and use it like spoiled child.
Much like that childhood friend meme.
#130 - infinitereaper (10/20/2013) [-]
Can't you faggots just get different advertisers?

I mean, think about it: If things weren't so strict you'd probably have more users/traffic, which in turn generates more revenue, or are you perhaps catering to the filthy casuals who just lurk the site?

All of these rules and faggatory is just unpleasant.
#221 to #130 - snakefire (10/20/2013) [-]
While that is a good point, on the other hand, he uses google adsense which pays like 10 times more than most other advertisers.
User avatar #239 to #221 - infinitereaper (10/20/2013) [-]
Really? I was under the impression that they were pretty unreliable? Then again, google is slowly taking over the world.
User avatar #241 to #239 - snakefire (10/20/2013) [-]
They are VERY UNRELIABLE

but they pay a lot, when they cant find an excuse to not pay you.

I made 30 dollars in the first month of owning my website. then they said I violated a rule and wouldn't tell me what. Then I couldn't find any other advertiser that made enough money to support my site until I got enough viewers so my site just kinda went under.
User avatar #244 to #241 - infinitereaper (10/20/2013) [-]
I see. That is s shame. Still, none of this is less unpleasant.
#246 - sinclairr (10/20/2013) [-]
The Mods were, and still are, assholes. Go ahead and ban me for saying it you ***** .

Admin's a big bitch, even if he says you can "say what you want about him" or "say your opinion"

The community is no longer.. fun. It has so many ******* rules. places like 4chan are wonderful because there are no rules, and thus it's raw internet. Even so, they have a community that's made up of people who are usually funny, and can even be helpful, only because they want to be helpful.

This site's just full of ********** .

Except me.
#514 to #246 - anon (10/20/2013) [-]
But 4chan has rules
User avatar #515 to #514 - sinclairr (10/20/2013) [-]
very basic ones, bordering on just common sense.

Like "Don't show a video of you stabbing someone to death" or some really simple **** that any basic human being, even a troll, would never do.
#484 - zanekin (10/20/2013) [-]
I like to live dangerously
User avatar #128 - guiguito (10/20/2013) [-]
admin and mods are faggots, not because of bans, but because they enjoy cocks.
i missed old admin, he could do all the work alone and we din't need the flag button because we weren't complete idiots back then.
User avatar #129 to #128 - guiguito (10/20/2013) [-]
exept UberAndrew , he pretty chill.
#119 - brettyoke (10/20/2013) [-]
WHY the **** do I need to be 18 for this site then? Especially looking at the rules I Am Monkey posted. You're a ******* retard, admin.
User avatar #573 to #119 - rokkarokkaali (10/20/2013) [-]
Pretty sure they need the 18+ disclaimer so parents can't bitch about how their son saw boobies on the **** section.
User avatar #492 to #119 - guywithafork (10/20/2013) [-]
Have you seen the advertisements? I saw one that said "MEN GAMERS ONLY" And It showed something that would have broken most of Admin's rules.

WHO THE **** ADVERTISES A 99% NAKED GIRL THEN SETS THESE LIMITS FOR ADMIN?!?!?!
User avatar #496 to #492 - nustix (10/20/2013) [-]
You do realise he doesn't want this **** on the site because of the advertisers? That means it doesn't matter if the advetisers use that **** .
User avatar #498 to #496 - guywithafork (10/20/2013) [-]
You do realize that the ADVERTISERS Are the ones that don't want this **** on here.
User avatar #501 to #498 - nustix (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah that's my point he doesn't want the pictures on here because he will lose the advertisers. If the advertisers want those pictures as an advertisment it doesn't matter.
User avatar #504 to #501 - guywithafork (10/20/2013) [-]
No I mean the Advertisers actually straight up tell him he can't have that **** on here.
User avatar #507 to #504 - nustix (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah so doesn't that prove the point that it doesn't matter how much nude is in the advertisement?
User avatar #509 to #507 - guywithafork (10/20/2013) [-]
The Advertisers tell him he can't have "inappropriate content" in his website because they don't want that filth beside their advertisements, it would give them a bad reputation among other things. Admin has stated this along with other people who own websites. They don't want their ads next to such filth like porn, that's why the **** Page has different advertisements than the main page. Since they don't want porn next to their ads, WHY WOULD THEY PUT PORN IN THEIR ADS!
#446 - rezanof **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
You know, I've been thinking for the last couple of weeks about this crackdown on "porn" in the comments section. And given the choice between a fake 9gag wannabe and 4chan, I'm gonna choose 4chan. I'd rather deal with moot and that bunch instead of this **** . I mean despite the great community I don't even look forward to browsing anymore because **** head admin and his mods would rather suck each others dicks.Staying on this site any longer just feels like trying to hold onto hope for a sinking ship that's more than already half sunk.

That being said, I'd like to thank the community. Katawa channel, animemanga channel, **** , and the whole damn front page browsers. All I've ever done is lurk but goddammit you guys are awesome. And to those who stay loyal to this site I congratulate you, you're a better person than me. Good luck all of you and thanks again for the great times.
User avatar #485 - covered (10/20/2013) [-]
I kinda don't care anymore. I barely comment as it is.
User avatar #478 - tortillatehhun (10/20/2013) [-]
This is it, this is the beginning of the downfall of FJ
#26 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/19/2013) [-]
Bye people.
You will be missed. maybe one of these days we can meet on a better part of the internet, with black jack and hookers.
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#215 to #26 - boylan (10/20/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ people. It's just a website. Sure, things are ****** , but everything is usually eventually resolved.
Mods: get your **** together.
Admin: Get better advertisers, ones that are ok with people posting 18+ **** (not necessarily porn) on an 18+ website.
Users: Be patient. Don't post bad **** for the time being. All will be fine
#94 to #26 - strooz (10/19/2013) [-]
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#64 to #26 - sanguinesolitude (10/19/2013) [-]
you will be missed.
#42 to #36 - flybager (10/19/2013) [-]
Hey, sorry for the bother, but can I ask you or other moderators something real quick?   
   
I can live with all these strict rules and I get the part about google whining about nudity and gore.   
(if you google funnyjunk, google's first suggestive add-on is '			*****		, so that's a thing.)   
But, If users have their profile on 'friends only' and they happen to have 			****		 on it. Do they deserve to be banned, then? It doesn't appear to be ban-worthy IMO, so I'd like to know for sure.
Hey, sorry for the bother, but can I ask you or other moderators something real quick?

I can live with all these strict rules and I get the part about google whining about nudity and gore.
(if you google funnyjunk, google's first suggestive add-on is ' ***** , so that's a thing.)
But, If users have their profile on 'friends only' and they happen to have **** on it. Do they deserve to be banned, then? It doesn't appear to be ban-worthy IMO, so I'd like to know for sure.
User avatar #50 to #42 - I Am Monkey (10/19/2013) [-]
Someone has to report it for it to be banned. Unless your friends are going to be dicks and report you I don't see how you could get banned if you're set to "friends only"
User avatar #51 to #50 - flybager (10/19/2013) [-]
Fair enough.
Thanks.
#53 - rarityrarityrarity (10/19/2013) [-]
It's funny because admin has become such a huge money whore over the past 2 years. All he cares about is keeping these retarded adverts up so he gets paid. Might as well shut down the site if you're going to be such a whore about it, at least that way you won't have to pay.

Pic ******* related.
User avatar #499 to #53 - nustix (10/20/2013) [-]
From what I heard admin barely get's enough from this site to keep up the site. Which is not weird since all logged in people don't get the ad's.
User avatar #54 to #53 - thechosentroll (10/19/2013) [-]
Because **** getting money and paying bills.
User avatar #55 to #54 - rarityrarityrarity (10/19/2013) [-]
***** should just get a job which he most likely has.
User avatar #57 to #55 - thechosentroll (10/19/2013) [-]
Yeah, but the site gets him free money. I'd kill for that.
User avatar #58 to #57 - rarityrarityrarity (10/19/2013) [-]
Which is exactly why he has become such a whore. The site used to be much better when people could do whatever the **** they wanted. I understood the non-porn rule but now days you will probably get banned for posting a picture of a girl.
User avatar #59 to #58 - thechosentroll (10/19/2013) [-]
That's just because the mod system's new and we have no idea what we're doing yet. Also, some of the mods are twats.
User avatar #60 to #59 - rarityrarityrarity (10/19/2013) [-]
Pretty sure all of the mods are twats even though it isn't really their fault for following these stupid rules. I guess some people will do anything for a bit of internet fame.
User avatar #62 to #60 - thechosentroll (10/19/2013) [-]
More or less. It doesn't help that fagmin is planning on getting rid of some of them, so now the ******* are "working" overtime and banning anything without a Y chromosome and 3 layers of clothing to prove that they're "doing their job".
User avatar #217 to #53 - jakuhlope (10/20/2013) [-]
Lifehack:
Don't use adblock for sites you like.
Use adblock here because admin is a douche.
#351 - emurater ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Guys, I don't like what is going on either but here are the blunt facts.

Admin elected 25 moderators recently. Apparently Google has FJ flagged as **** , and refuses to give him ad space. As such he needs to make this place SFW, therefore he added the recent moderators to clean things up, and also why the site got super strict recently. the following list of things get you banned now, dear god some of these are stupid. THough the strictness is understandable. Without adspace there is no money, and** without money there is no funnyjunk.** So untill google accepts us, we need to deal with it guys, as much as we don't like it, or there won't be a funnyjunk. On top of it it is only a one hour ban now instead of lifetime. These are the facts. They suck, but it is the truth.
-Bikinis, cartoon or photos
-Huge cleavage where the focus is mostly on cleavage, cartoon or photos
-Men without shirts cartoons or photos
-Dildos
-Plastic vaginas
-Hands on boobs, clothed or not clothed.
-Soft porn that is suggestive
-Nudity of any kind, ( classic art with nudity will be flagged)
-Genitals
-Gore in SFW
-CP/Illegal **** images
#377 to #351 - anon (10/20/2013) [-]
>"Elected moderators"

You mean hired people off of phanact's friends list?
User avatar #379 to #377 - emurater ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
No. If you trueley believe that you haven't been here long.
#381 to #379 - anon (10/20/2013) [-]
>been here long enough to know everyone phanact likes
>"you haven't been here long"

Pfffft
#383 to #381 - emurater ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Okay, you know what.  This is the internet.  So that being the case everyone has an opinion, people fight about things, and many don't agree, so that being said, I know better than to waste my time here trying to have an argument or debate with you.  We have two different views and you seem hellbent on yours.  Enjoy yourself and I hope you have a pleasant day.
Okay, you know what. This is the internet. So that being the case everyone has an opinion, people fight about things, and many don't agree, so that being said, I know better than to waste my time here trying to have an argument or debate with you. We have two different views and you seem hellbent on yours. Enjoy yourself and I hope you have a pleasant day.
User avatar #401 to #351 - mortolife (10/20/2013) [-]
Okay, more than half the things you listed have always been on funnyjunk and have no reason to be flagged.
User avatar #402 to #401 - emurater ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
And google has just labled us as a porn site. So untill that is lifted they need to be strict.
User avatar #403 to #402 - mortolife (10/20/2013) [-]
And then what though? I can't imagine we just go for a set amount of time with strict content rules and then we can go back to the real FJ after google says "You no porn no more, you good now."
User avatar #407 to #403 - emurater ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
Once we get googles add support their stirictness can be loosened. Sadly the way google chooses its sites isn't the way you think. They quickly look through the site and browze the pictures on it and see what things are posted. Last time that happened we got flagged by google for gore and porn, even though our porn was in **** and it wasn't right for them to do so. You see, when google checks us they do not log in, and if they are not logged in they can not see the **** section.

That aside, google is by far the best sponser, right now the only sponsers we get are for ecchi games, quite simply because that is ALL we can get. If we want this to be a real site things will need to change. Yes it sucks, and yes people are going to leave. The unique visiters on this site have plumeted, but the anonomous users on this site has almost doubled. Right now the site is actually doing well considering the problems the users are having. On top of that more unique people are coming in daily.

All and all its an overall ****** situation we need to just accept and let pass.
User avatar #408 to #407 - emurater ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
I apologize for my atrocious grammar and spelling, i typed that really fast.
User avatar #409 to #408 - mortolife (10/20/2013) [-]
Well, I appreciate you educating me further on the matter. Now, I can know exactly what I'm pissed off about.
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#531 - betars (10/20/2013) [-]
Here's some funny.   
   
Because this post has none.
Here's some funny.

Because this post has none.
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