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Submitted: 07/11/2014
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#1 - imadeanaccountforu (07/12/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Ed sheeran. The worlds laziest date. He would have a normal sunday for a date.
User avatar #2 - wearethemods (07/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
I really hate Ed Sheeran and I don't know why.
User avatar #3 to #2 - pappanoodles ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
I really like him and I don't know why
User avatar #18 - warmbuns (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Ok now, everyone post you're perfect first date. Here I'll start:
>Dress casual, tan pants, lax button up (ss), etc.
>Take her bowling (insert GTA4 joke here)
>Let her win, just barely tho
>Take her out for ice cream or something like that
>Buy her a trinket (preferably symbolic of sorts)
>Take her home
>Perfect first date
User avatar #19 to #18 - maybelline (07/12/2014) [-]
here's mine
>take her home
> **** her right in the pussy
#26 - funnys (07/12/2014) [+] (7 replies)
i guess i will post my perfect date.   
>invite her over for dinner   
>ask if she wants to help make it   
>sit down at the table a eat   
>go for a walk after till we get bored   
not really much just something.
i guess i will post my perfect date.
>invite her over for dinner
>ask if she wants to help make it
>sit down at the table a eat
>go for a walk after till we get bored
not really much just something.
#34 - levitatingscrotum (07/12/2014) [-]
Perfect date?.. Um.. I think mine would be because everyone is interested how my perfect date would look like :
I don't really like the concept of dating.. when I like someone and I'd consider him for a long term relationship, I just wanna be with her. I'd just lay down, by her side and think, close my eyes and just relax.But since it's about dating.. is it weird if I just want to lay next to that person and do literally anything?..
1. Ensure she will be free the whole day. Find a good lonely place, meadow would be the best.
2. Get a picnic basket, buy some **** , make food n stuff.
3. Don't tell her where we're going, get a flower, not really a rose tho.
4. Get to that place, spend the whole day there,talking, doing some **** , swimming if I there is a lake in there.
5.Walk her/ride with her to her house, say goodbye, kiss maybe or some romantic **** .
inb4 cliché as **** . I just like 'cliché'.
Yeah nand that's it. I'm not really complex person when it comes to this... I just really like talking or looking into nowhere thinking.
User avatar #25 - timmywankenobi (07/12/2014) [-]
>Perfect D.A.T.E (Direct Attempt at Total Enticement ) male human preparation instructions:
>wear casual socially acceptable clothes like polo shirt or dress shirt and beige slacks/pants. (Do not wear skinny jeans, those are for faggots)
> Make sure you're epidermis is clean if it is not you must start the showering/bathing procedure making sure to include soap in the process.
> put on deodorant and ensure you have required acceptable levels of beard or mustacherie.
>make sure you bring you're wallet (for monetary reasons) and breath mints (So you're breath does not offend the lady or dude if you swing that way)
>ensure you're scalp hair is coiffed in a manner that will display to the word that you are indeed looking for a mate and are available for cotis.
>Take the Female or Male to a socially mandated dating area such as a fair or bowling alley.
>be sure to engage in F.U.N Flirtations and unimportant nonsense.
>Purchase a sweet consumable treat for the female to eat which will prove you are a provider and care about the state of her chemical fuel levels.
> once again engage in F.U.N
>If you have applied fun correctly the female will still be with you ,good now buy her a shiny bobble that will show her you have affections for her and let her know would like to have another date so you might engage in further F.U.N .
>Now take the female home as you do not want to overstimulate her on the first D.A.T.E
>Be sure to say good night and employ gentlemanly hand kiss or cheek kiss if she desires it.
>Return to you're domicile
>Congratulations you're D.A.T.E is complete (Be sure to wait 2 days before commencing verbal communication with the female again)
User avatar #23 - FligFlag (07/12/2014) [-]
******* love Ed Sheeran.
User avatar #22 - severepwner (07/12/2014) [-]
A perfect first date?

I go anywhere with a girl I like. Neither of us get anxiety of any kind. We both enjoy ourselves.
#16 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
damn ed sheeran is so cute....
#15 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [-]
Actually, that sounds like a pretty decent first date... I'd do it.
User avatar #14 - infernalinsolence (07/12/2014) [-]
That sounds like an acceptable date to me.
#8 - chords (07/12/2014) [-]
dont like his music but he seems like a pretty cool guy
#24 - disies (07/12/2014) [-]
Ed Sheeran always gives me a chill vibe.
Ed Sheeran always gives me a chill vibe.
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