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#1 - imadeanaccountforu (07/12/2014) [-]
Ed sheeran. The worlds laziest date. He would have a normal sunday for a date.
#7 to #1 - itemsonly (07/12/2014) [-]
Yet again, if somebody doesn't like what you do a normal sunday, how are you going to spend the rest of you're life with her/him?
User avatar #11 to #7 - imadeanaccountforu (07/12/2014) [-]
still dates are special at the very very least take them out to eat at some restaurant not heat up leftovers. Even one plate of leftovers.
#12 to #11 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
He said he'd make fajitas, not serve leftovers.

Can't you read?
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User avatar #18 - warmbuns (07/12/2014) [-]
Ok now, everyone post you're perfect first date. Here I'll start:
>Dress casual, tan pants, lax button up (ss), etc.
>Take her bowling (insert GTA4 joke here)
>Let her win, just barely tho
>Take her out for ice cream or something like that
>Buy her a trinket (preferably symbolic of sorts)
>Take her home
>Perfect first date
User avatar #20 to #18 - pipeworks (07/12/2014) [-]
I like how you assume I'd have to let her win.
User avatar #19 to #18 - maybelline (07/12/2014) [-]
here's mine
>take her home
> **** her right in the pussy
User avatar #2 - wearethemods (07/12/2014) [-]
I really hate Ed Sheeran and I don't know why.
User avatar #6 to #2 - langweilig (07/12/2014) [-]
i really like porn and i know why
#9 to #2 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Girls like him and they don't like you?

#17 to #9 - jwfivehundred (07/12/2014) [-]
Log in and insult him, FAGGOT.
#10 to #9 - noonelikesdan (07/12/2014) [-]
I think I see what you did there, even if you didn't try doing something there
User avatar #3 to #2 - pappanoodles (07/12/2014) [-]
I really like him and I don't know why
User avatar #4 to #3 - sigmundisdabest (07/12/2014) [-]
I really like you and I think i know why
#26 - funnys (07/12/2014) [-]
i guess i will post my perfect date.   
>invite her over for dinner   
>ask if she wants to help make it   
>sit down at the table a eat   
>go for a walk after till we get bored   
not really much just something.
i guess i will post my perfect date.
>invite her over for dinner
>ask if she wants to help make it
>sit down at the table a eat
>go for a walk after till we get bored
not really much just something.
User avatar #27 to #26 - woodenalligator (07/12/2014) [-]
Lots of girls actually like simple and interactive things like that on dates. (Coming from a guy who's never had a date and only can say this because his one friend that's a girl has thought his date ideas were cool.)
User avatar #28 to #27 - funnys (07/12/2014) [-]
i've never had a girlfriend. i've never even got near to having one.
User avatar #29 to #28 - woodenalligator (07/12/2014) [-]
I can say the exact same.
User avatar #30 to #26 - JoshOwnsAll (07/12/2014) [-]
bro tip: chicks love ice skating, if the weather of where you live doesn't make it a widely practiced sport. Practice some before the date, then help her learn holding her hand, while chatting. Guaranteed to make you look good, without having to brag like an idiot
User avatar #31 to #30 - funnys (07/12/2014) [-]
i would do that but around hear we only have rollerblading
User avatar #33 to #31 - JoshOwnsAll (07/12/2014) [-]
I'm sure you can find an underground ice rink, they work all year. look it up ;)
User avatar #32 to #31 - funnys (07/12/2014) [-]
#16 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
damn ed sheeran is so cute....
User avatar #23 - FligFlag (07/12/2014) [-]
******* love Ed Sheeran.
#15 - anon (07/12/2014) [-]
Actually, that sounds like a pretty decent first date... I'd do it.
User avatar #14 - infernalinsolence (07/12/2014) [-]
That sounds like an acceptable date to me.
#8 - chords (07/12/2014) [-]
dont like his music but he seems like a pretty cool guy
#34 - levitatingscrotum (07/12/2014) [-]
Perfect date?.. Um.. I think mine would be because everyone is interested how my perfect date would look like :
I don't really like the concept of dating.. when I like someone and I'd consider him for a long term relationship, I just wanna be with her. I'd just lay down, by her side and think, close my eyes and just relax.But since it's about dating.. is it weird if I just want to lay next to that person and do literally anything?..
1. Ensure she will be free the whole day. Find a good lonely place, meadow would be the best.
2. Get a picnic basket, buy some **** , make food n stuff.
3. Don't tell her where we're going, get a flower, not really a rose tho.
4. Get to that place, spend the whole day there,talking, doing some **** , swimming if I there is a lake in there.
5.Walk her/ride with her to her house, say goodbye, kiss maybe or some romantic **** .
inb4 cliché as **** . I just like 'cliché'.
Yeah nand that's it. I'm not really complex person when it comes to this... I just really like talking or looking into nowhere thinking.
User avatar #25 - timmywankenobi (07/12/2014) [-]
>Perfect D.A.T.E (Direct Attempt at Total Enticement ) male human preparation instructions:
>wear casual socially acceptable clothes like polo shirt or dress shirt and beige slacks/pants. (Do not wear skinny jeans, those are for faggots)
> Make sure you're epidermis is clean if it is not you must start the showering/bathing procedure making sure to include soap in the process.
> put on deodorant and ensure you have required acceptable levels of beard or mustacherie.
>make sure you bring you're wallet (for monetary reasons) and breath mints (So you're breath does not offend the lady or dude if you swing that way)
>ensure you're scalp hair is coiffed in a manner that will display to the word that you are indeed looking for a mate and are available for cotis.
>Take the Female or Male to a socially mandated dating area such as a fair or bowling alley.
>be sure to engage in F.U.N Flirtations and unimportant nonsense.
>Purchase a sweet consumable treat for the female to eat which will prove you are a provider and care about the state of her chemical fuel levels.
> once again engage in F.U.N
>If you have applied fun correctly the female will still be with you ,good now buy her a shiny bobble that will show her you have affections for her and let her know would like to have another date so you might engage in further F.U.N .
>Now take the female home as you do not want to overstimulate her on the first D.A.T.E
>Be sure to say good night and employ gentlemanly hand kiss or cheek kiss if she desires it.
>Return to you're domicile
>Congratulations you're D.A.T.E is complete (Be sure to wait 2 days before commencing verbal communication with the female again)
#24 - disies (07/12/2014) [-]
Ed Sheeran always gives me a chill vibe.
Ed Sheeran always gives me a chill vibe.
User avatar #22 - severepwner (07/12/2014) [-]
A perfect first date?

I go anywhere with a girl I like. Neither of us get anxiety of any kind. We both enjoy ourselves.
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