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FEMALE NANNY WANTED.'
bleary
T HE 5221 PM CH
4 Messages Nanny Contact
Hello is this Kristen?
Kerlarn
I am texting you in regard
the ad I read on the
Internet.
Great! Do you have time
for a phone call?
Not at the moment, my
dear
but I can tell you a little
about myself.
I do apologize for my slow
typing. I am an older
woman and it is tough '
keep up with all this new
technology.
haha I completely
understand
take your time i:
For the past 12 years I
have worked for the
Smythe family in England.
And for them, I did
cooking
and took care of their four
glorious children.
The kids are all grown up
now. so I am looking for
more work.
Oh look, I am going on and
on about me when you
should be telling the about
your little ones.
I have 2 boys, Jeremy and
Alex. One is 7 and one is
almost 5.
They are sometimes a
handful, but they are
wonderful children. i:
Do you have kids of your
own?
I do, but they' re all grown
up with children of their
own.
And may I ask your age?
Your age will not disqualify
you in any way
I am 70 years young.
Would you be objected to
a background check?
What does that mean, my
dear’?
A background check is
when you provide me with
your full name and date of
birth. A government
agency provides me with a
report on your criminal
history and such.
This is to make sure that
you are not running from
the law or have a criminal
history that would result in
harm to my kids.
I don' t think that you
will find anything that is
terribly troublesome.
great
By chance my dear, do
you know if = felonies
show up on this
background check’? Or are
misdemeanors included as
well?
I' m sure they will provide
all public information in
relation to any
convictions...
Is there something you
want to tell me?
No, not TEIN
Not really?
I' just had a few small
altercations in the past.
Nothing too big. I had a
run in with a security guard
at a roller skating rink and
then there was this thing
with my but my
lawyer said that should be
scratched from my record.
Uemm I' m sorry... ex
wife?
You are female, correct?
Ah dammit. Guess I
screwed up my chances of
getting this job too.
Wil kind of a female.
Kind of??
Well after my wife decided
she wanted a divorce, the
court decided that my
lifestyle was "very
unorthodox" and didn' t
want my children
subjected to "potentially
harmful behavior". pad they
gave my wife full custody
of the kids.
Long story short: She
wouldn' t let me spend time
with OUR kids, so I
dressed up like an old
british woman and tried '
get her to hire me when
she was looking for a
nanny " them.
She called ',', out the
second I showed up for an
Interview.
Called the cops and
everything.
OK, you' re sick.
But. like I said before. my
lawyer assured me that the
last incident was off my
record.
Please stop texting mel
No wait, I need this job!
You have issues! No one
would ever allow you to
watch their child!
Hey, you don' t bring my
child watching skills into
question!
I watch kids all day!
Wait, that sounded bad. I
watch kids, not like from a
van or nothing.
I mean. I own a van but I
don' t watch kids from
there.
Stop texting me! I should
notify the police of your
harassment!
No don' t do that!
They' ll know exactly who
look for once you tell
them the whole old british
nanny story.
and I can' t go back ' jail.
just give me a shot at the
job!
NOI.
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Views: 55641 Submitted: 04/10/2014