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FEMALE NANNY WANTED.'
bleary
T HE 5221 PM CH
4 Messages Nanny Contact
Hello is this Kristen?
Kerlarn
I am texting you in regard
the ad I read on the
Internet.
Great! Do you have time
for a phone call?
Not at the moment, my
dear
but I can tell you a little
about myself.
I do apologize for my slow
typing. I am an older
woman and it is tough '
keep up with all this new
technology.
haha I completely
understand
take your time i:
For the past 12 years I
have worked for the
Smythe family in England.
And for them, I did
cooking
and took care of their four
glorious children.
The kids are all grown up
now. so I am looking for
more work.
Oh look, I am going on and
on about me when you
should be telling the about
your little ones.
I have 2 boys, Jeremy and
Alex. One is 7 and one is
almost 5.
They are sometimes a
handful, but they are
wonderful children. i:
Do you have kids of your
own?
I do, but they' re all grown
up with children of their
own.
And may I ask your age?
Your age will not disqualify
you in any way
I am 70 years young.
Would you be objected to
a background check?
What does that mean, my
dear’?
A background check is
when you provide me with
your full name and date of
birth. A government
agency provides me with a
report on your criminal
history and such.
This is to make sure that
you are not running from
the law or have a criminal
history that would result in
harm to my kids.
I don' t think that you
will find anything that is
terribly troublesome.
great
By chance my dear, do
you know if = felonies
show up on this
background check’? Or are
misdemeanors included as
well?
I' m sure they will provide
all public information in
relation to any
convictions...
Is there something you
want to tell me?
No, not TEIN
Not really?
I' just had a few small
altercations in the past.
Nothing too big. I had a
run in with a security guard
at a roller skating rink and
then there was this thing
with my but my
lawyer said that should be
scratched from my record.
Uemm I' m sorry... ex
wife?
You are female, correct?
Ah dammit. Guess I
screwed up my chances of
getting this job too.
Wil kind of a female.
Kind of??
Well after my wife decided
she wanted a divorce, the
court decided that my
lifestyle was "very
unorthodox" and didn' t
want my children
subjected to "potentially
harmful behavior". pad they
gave my wife full custody
of the kids.
Long story short: She
wouldn' t let me spend time
with OUR kids, so I
dressed up like an old
british woman and tried '
get her to hire me when
she was looking for a
nanny " them.
She called ',', out the
second I showed up for an
Interview.
Called the cops and
everything.
OK, you' re sick.
But. like I said before. my
lawyer assured me that the
last incident was off my
record.
Please stop texting mel
No wait, I need this job!
You have issues! No one
would ever allow you to
watch their child!
Hey, you don' t bring my
child watching skills into
question!
I watch kids all day!
Wait, that sounded bad. I
watch kids, not like from a
van or nothing.
I mean. I own a van but I
don' t watch kids from
there.
Stop texting me! I should
notify the police of your
harassment!
No don' t do that!
They' ll know exactly who
look for once you tell
them the whole old british
nanny story.
and I can' t go back ' jail.
just give me a shot at the
job!
NOI.
lid’
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#2 - manbearpiglet (04/10/2014) [-]
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#1 - legnak (04/10/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I knew where this was heading when I seen the Smythe family. Great one OP.
I knew where this was heading when I seen the Smythe family. Great one OP.
User avatar #13 - chupiter (04/10/2014) [+] (15 replies)
I love how she assumed he was a woman without him ever saying so. And then she gets pissed because he is a male. That's some feminist tumbler **** right there.
#16 to #13 - WillWalrus (04/10/2014) [-]
5th text, "I am an older woman"
User avatar #22 - Blargosnarf ONLINE (04/11/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I am an uncultured swine, what is this from?
User avatar #25 to #22 - theavatar (04/11/2014) [-]
Mrs. Disbelieveflame
User avatar #5 - ajperry (04/10/2014) [-]
I knew exactly where this was heading.

I'm pleased.
#3 - BerryLicious (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Absolute gold
#44 - jogocii (04/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I love Robin Williams. Such a great actor.
User avatar #23 - pocketstooheavy (04/11/2014) [+] (12 replies)
100% Fake
User avatar #30 to #23 - scootalooisyourgod (04/11/2014) [-]
100% Reference Mrs. Doubtfire, haven't seen it but I could tell by the picture that's what it was from
#41 - alucord ONLINE (04/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I was expecting Mary Popins
I was expecting Mary Popins
User avatar #64 - squiblles (04/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
don't know how but I saw that coming a mile away and read it in his/her voice. really worked out at the end. great post op
#4 - Steinwolf (04/10/2014) [-]
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#11 - kingofhazard (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Could tell where this was going after he said Smythe, was still just as awesome.
#76 - dross (04/11/2014) [-]
**** me... Channel 5 in the UK launched in 1997 and I remember Mrs Doubtfire being the first film they screened, which was a big deal at the time.

**** ME. I AM SO OLD.
#87 - curtt (04/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
too bad that didnt happen
User avatar #85 - derpsenderp (04/11/2014) [+] (27 replies)
No offence, those parents seem like assholes. The babysitter HAS to be a female? What's up with that.
User avatar #94 to #85 - infernalinsolence (04/11/2014) [-]
It's considered that females are better at the caring side of a family nature. This is untrue, as men are just as capable of caring and providing affection for children. However, some parents may be suspicious of males looking babysitter or nanny type work, and may prejudicially consider them to possibly be paedophiles. As if women are incapable of being paedophiles too.
User avatar #59 - mizory (04/11/2014) [-]
"For the past 12 years I've worked for the Smythe-"

Oh god it's a Mrs. Doubtfire post
#100 - mrturferpop (04/11/2014) [-]
Everyone is Robin Williams!
#10 - mankey (04/10/2014) [-]
WILL WATCH KIDZ 4 $$$
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