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#580 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
I caused the death of a 5 year old child when i distracted the driver of the car i was in. its been 7 years. i feel for that child every single day.
User avatar #2612 to #580 - garymotherfingoak (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm sure he forgives you by now man.
User avatar #2936 to #2612 - brandonsharklow (04/12/2014) [-]
I hope. But if he doesn't i can't blame him
User avatar #2938 to #2936 - garymotherfingoak (04/12/2014) [-]
The Driver and you never meant to hurt anyone, and from what i can tell, you're a pretty good guy.
#3159 to #2936 - anon (06/02/2014) [-]
hello baby killer
User avatar #1741 to #580 - xdiabolicx (04/11/2014) [-]
What happened to the driver of the car?
User avatar #2937 to #1741 - brandonsharklow (04/12/2014) [-]
The parents didn't press charges. They believed the guilt was enough. He took to drinking and sunk into a depression. He killed himself a year and a half ago.
User avatar #2940 to #2937 - xdiabolicx (04/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #581 to #580 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
holy **** - I don't think I could live with this.
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User avatar #597 to #593 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
really horrible **** to deal with man, I can't even imagine that.
I nearly ran a child down because her idiot father was making her cross the road on a corner, had to swerve to avoid her.
Got out and had a huge argument with the guy and were it not for the fact his daughter was there I would have probably lost my **** .
User avatar #600 to #597 - brandonsharklow (04/10/2014) [-]
yeah....i visit his grave every year and just cry.
User avatar #1469 to #600 - jellytamer (04/11/2014) [-]
but why did you post as anon if now your logged in?
#1652 to #1469 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
He just forgot to click post as anon with one comment
User avatar #2935 to #1469 - brandonsharklow (04/12/2014) [-]
i forgot to log in with the first post
User avatar #605 to #580 - darkpotato ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
**darkpotato rolled user phanact ** we know it's you
#1650 to #605 - popnotes (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh my
Oh my
#2103 to #605 - sourpotato (04/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #2566 to #605 - blueturdi (04/11/2014) [-]
hahahaha nice roll
User avatar #227 - FishMonster (04/10/2014) [-]
I am absolutely terrified of having a mentally handicapped child. I wouldn't be able to handle it and I would most likely put them up for adoption or leave.
#1992 to #227 - picklefcker (04/11/2014) [-]
this is also one of my biggest fears and thats why im not able to decide wether to have kids or not. but at the end youll have a child and i think that feeling will top every fear you have.
User avatar #2493 to #227 - xgreenmaidenx (04/11/2014) [-]
Same. You're not alone don't worry.
User avatar #260 to #227 - obsidicus (04/10/2014) [-]
I feel the same way. I have decided that if I ever want children, I will adopt an older child (like 4-7 or so). It's the only way to be as sure as you can.
User avatar #2171 to #227 - schurftinator ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Not everyone is up for the challenge of raising a mentally handicapped person. You're being honest, and I don't think that being honest ever makes someone a bad person. And if you're scared, it's always good to take any precaution possible to narrow down the chance (not drinking, smoking during pregnancy, etc.)
User avatar #2501 to #2171 - xgreenmaidenx (04/11/2014) [-]
I don't smoke, i don't drink. I'm telling you this so you won't think i'm just to addicted to stop those things
But is this really true?
User avatar #3029 to #2501 - schurftinator ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
yes, it can cause FAS (fetal alcohol syndrome) which is a major lead to major mental retardation and nervous system problems, abnormalities, etc. even occasional sipping is showed to be bad. And smoking can cause harm to the development as well. The toxins pass through the placenta to the baby, it's quite harmful :/ but good for you for not smoking and drinking!
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User avatar #643 to #229 - thatonesouthernkid ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
what if you have a son and he's a beta cringe god despite your best efforts?
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User avatar #90 - protomanrulezz (04/10/2014) [-]
I once told a user named joshlol he was pretty cool, when in actuality he was only kinda cool.
#545 to #90 - lplplplp (04/10/2014) [-]
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#9 - reapermaster ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
#2046 to #9 - reekballs (04/11/2014) [-]
I think this guy's seen enough hentai alright..
#2482 to #2046 - moorgar ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
seen enough hentai
User avatar #943 - tarnis (04/11/2014) [-]
Nice try NSA.
#339 - alexanderthefunny (04/10/2014) [-]
Once, when I was like 6 years old, I pooped in a public bathroom, and there was graffiti on the inside of the stall, I was in a foreign country so i assumed it meant the toilet wouldn't flush, so I reached into the bowl, took the poop out and threw it into the trash can outside the stall. people saw.
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#549 to #339 - lplplplp (04/10/2014) [-]
I read it as giraffe
#131 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
Posting as anon, because **** . This could ruin me. Never told anyone before.

In 3rd grade, I had "sex" with my mate. Gay buttsecks. I can't remember why, and I can't remember how many times, but it was at least 2 times.

i remember I liked being the one getting ******
#2084 to #131 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
I did that too, but in 5th grade
#2150 to #131 - chancevance (04/11/2014) [-]
Believe it or not that happens to a near 50% of (Later defined as), straight, male, white men, before the teen years. It's been linked to the reluctance of parents teaching their children about sex. No one wants to have "The Talk" nowadays.

**** , did the same thing when I was, 6 I think? Didn't enjoy it one bit and it lasted like 10 seconds, also I was not the catcher, lol.
#2161 to #131 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
3rd or 4th grade dont know why. Me and 2 other friends who were older(6th grade i think) went to a forest by the school (its rather small, forest on the hill) and it has bunkers from WW2. So one bunker is especially popular with the ''cool kids'', they used to smoke there and such. That was when i was in primary school, how things are know i dont know.

Any way, we were on that bunker and talking. Topic went to jerking off. I started jerking off in 3rd grade so i knew what the topic was about and suddenly we agreed to jerk off. Not each other das gay but in a circle we formed. Good thing is I was the youngest so they have ''oh god why'' than me. Hopefully
#2280 to #131 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
#2312 to #131 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Know that you are not the only one.
#2340 to #131 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh ******* hell. Jaime, is that you?
#331 to #131 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
Would your name happen to be Nathan?
#467 to #331 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #1454 to #131 - bothemastaofall (04/11/2014) [-]
hey admin can you show us his real username?
User avatar #568 to #131 - krahne (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #933 to #131 - funnymonky ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Me and Steven dared you.
User avatar #1692 to #131 - dehfurk (04/11/2014) [-]
You said no homo right?
#602 to #131 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
Hey I did the same actually. We sucked each others dick too, we were in like 2nd or 3rd grade. Funny thing is I'm not gay either, it was just sort of exciting cause we had no idea what the **** we were doing
#210 to #131 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
In 7th grade my friend and I gave each other brojobs in the school's toilets. #nohomo
User avatar #275 to #210 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
I love it
User avatar #518 to #275 - spacepixel (04/10/2014) [-]
They were charging their crystals.
User avatar #570 to #518 - lolshadowjewtwo (04/10/2014) [-]
man, i just LOVE my JO crystal
#589 to #570 - spacepixel (04/10/2014) [-]
**spacepixel rolled image** ... I'm sure you do.
**spacepixel rolled image** ... I'm sure you do.
#2002 to #131 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
when i was 12 all the way up untill i was 15 i had a serious "watch me fap" fetish. i was fapping in front of everyone everywhere on the school, on the internet. god i hate myself
#1320 to #131 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
I've done the same thing but only a few years back when we were like 14.. Oh and we're both girls. And I'm all straight it was always in the dark cuz I can't even think about doing that when I can see everything and she's gay now.. And it happened probably 20 times over multiple sleepovers. Nobody knows. Nobody can know!
User avatar #1456 to #1320 - bothemastaofall (04/11/2014) [-]
hey admin can you show me HER real username?
#1494 to #1456 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm not even logged in, too bad for you
#1603 to #1494 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
admin knows all
#1620 to #1603 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Oh almighty admin, don't reveal my secret identity D:
#671 to #131 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Me too, you didn't happen to live in a little beach town in california did you?
User avatar #202 to #131 - mrsnowballs (04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #273 to #202 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
Sadly not!
#66 - bakly (04/10/2014) [-]
I let the dogs out
#71 to #66 - lplplplp (04/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #21 - trollmobile ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
i get turned on by my own reflection when i get out of the shower.
i'm straight.
User avatar #25 to #21 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
me too actually, and when I just step into the shower and look at myself in the mirror, there;s just something about being in the shower man
User avatar #151 to #25 - thimmiee (04/10/2014) [-]
Josh bby show me your face
User avatar #153 to #151 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
User avatar #155 to #153 - thimmiee (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm really curious as to how you look
User avatar #156 to #155 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
like a faggot
User avatar #158 to #156 - thimmiee (04/10/2014) [-]
So you're a qt then?

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#145 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
I still pee in bed. Like not properly pee in bed but instead of waking up and going to the bathroom like any normal person I slightly pee in my underwear and keep sleeping until I wake up normaly.   
I have no control of this at all and the only way I can prevent it from happening is not drinking anything atleast 2 hours before going to bed.   
Because of this I have a major fear of sleeping anywhere else but my own bed   
I'm 17
I still pee in bed. Like not properly pee in bed but instead of waking up and going to the bathroom like any normal person I slightly pee in my underwear and keep sleeping until I wake up normaly.

I have no control of this at all and the only way I can prevent it from happening is not drinking anything atleast 2 hours before going to bed.

Because of this I have a major fear of sleeping anywhere else but my own bed

I'm 17
User avatar #146 to #145 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
That sucks hard man.
#804 to #145 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
I had a friend like that. She was extremely self conscious about it but it didn't make me think any different of her when she told me
#1112 to #145 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
i am 19 and i call it a medical condition
so i don't feel so bad when it happens to me
#1444 to #145 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
well perhaps you should wear some diapers to bed? its okay more people have issues like that than you would know. just dont feel bad about it k? it happens to like 1 out of 10 people
#2461 to #145 - faroeseguy (04/11/2014) [-]
I've known people with the same problem. I think there is medication for it
#2504 to #145 - gisuar (04/11/2014) [-]
do you have to pee more often than other people would have to? and do you feel a strong thirst? because then it could be this one aswell en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_insipidus
#2630 to #145 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
My best friend is about to be 20 this year. We have known each other since we were 2, ever since I could remember he has had the same problem. New years of 2013 he came and stayed a week with me, Sure enough he peed on a little blue couch I have twice in that week. Its hard to get him to stay anywhere also, Just wanted you to know that your not alone. People are all different and have their own quirks, Just imagine the folks who might have it worse! haha dear lord!!
User avatar #481 to #145 - tkuja (04/10/2014) [-]
i didnt properly grow out of pissing at night til i was 16, two days ago it happened again, **** sucks but i dont let it bother me
User avatar #1188 to #145 - morelazors (04/11/2014) [-]
Don't worry about it man, I once pissed the bed when I was in a crowded tent with 4 people in it. I was sleeping on a cot, so it was soaked and you could definitely distinguish the smell of piss.

I woke up earlier than everyone else so I took the cot out and washed it and my sleeping bag with dishsoap and water. Tried to play it off like I puked on myself in the night. Somehow I thought that would be better.

I was 16, it was awful. I will always remember the disgusting fear when I woke up and realized my sleeping bag was soaked with piss.
User avatar #1262 to #145 - creepyeevee (04/11/2014) [-]
Might seem really weird,but maybe you could try wearing a pad when you need to. I mean it could help a lot and nobody is gonna really know.
User avatar #1635 to #145 - schurftinator ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Have you ever looked into this problem of yours? A friend of mine had a similar problem; every time after he went to the bathroom like 15 minutes later he would uncontrollably start peeing again. Not that much, just some drops but enough to make him look like he wet his pants. So either he had to wear maxipads or stay in the bathroom for +15 minutes to make sure his bladder was empty. He got really insecure and ashamed of this.
But he went to some physiotherapy and had these exersizes to control your bladdermuscles and stuff and he's doing pretty ok now. Maybe something for you to look into? Or just try to talk with a physician about it, it's not uncommon that's for sure.
User avatar #2833 to #1635 - maxipads (04/11/2014) [-]
He occasionally still wears me for the sexual thrill.
User avatar #172 to #145 - iamsammich (04/10/2014) [-]
i've **** the bed before. not bad but bad enough for the stank to wake you
#1028 to #172 - saltybanana (04/11/2014) [-]
i hate to be a bully but gad damn that was hilarious
i hate to be a bully but gad damn that was hilarious
User avatar #1041 to #1028 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
oh no, it's no problem. it's hilarious to me now.
i've had a sensitive stomach my whole life. it's probably cuz i have this type of anemia that i shooould get tested for but i'm scared of the results if i have the anemia i'll have to get monthly shots till i die
basically since my stomach gets upset easily, i've had episodes of ******** myself a little bit, ******** in the woods, and even yelling at my mom to pull over so i could **** on the side of the road
User avatar #1049 to #1041 - saltybanana (04/11/2014) [-]
honestly i would go get tested, who knows it could be something small? ive had the same problem when i was in middle school too no i didnt **** myself
but i had upset stomach a dirreha alot. it went away when i started eatting healty for once
User avatar #1056 to #1049 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
yeah, if i had the anemia, it would explain my nearly constant level of fatigue as well as my upset stomach.
i'm mostly scared because i'm not looking forward to sticking myself with a needle every month. my mom has it (along with other relatives, making it that much more likely i've got the B-12 anemia) and she's got bruises on her stomach from the injections
User avatar #1061 to #1056 - saltybanana (04/11/2014) [-]
uwww idk man that tough, just go bro. like i said it might be nothing.
stay positive holmes!
User avatar #1063 to #1061 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
i mean, if it's not the anemia then i have no idea what it is
i've been to the doctors. i've tried all kinds of prescriptions. i've tried cutting out dairy, i've tried cutting out gluten. if it's not the anemia then i'll have to get a colonoscopy or have them cut a piece of my intestine to test it for...idk, things
User avatar #1092 to #1063 - saltybanana (04/11/2014) [-]
maan up bro, its that or sheit you'll die not knowing one morning you'll be dead covered in **** cause you were too scared to get tested. take the safe way man.

better to be safe than sorry
User avatar #1095 to #1092 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
you do make a good point
if it's the anemia then the lower oxygen levels in my blood will cause my heart to enlarge, which isn't really a good thing for a heart to do. if it's something else then who knows how it'll kill me
User avatar #1100 to #1095 - saltybanana (04/11/2014) [-]
who knows man i aint a doctor but that sounds cray.

take good care of your body bro
User avatar #1102 to #1100 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
thanks man, i'm trying
i've been trying super hard to eat responsibly. **** exercise, but i can eat well. now all that's left is to get my medical and mental problems taken care of and then i will be all set for life
User avatar #2556 to #172 - thenez ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
I have too. God damn that was one ****** morning.

I didn't notice the pun until I reread this, haha
#1065 to #145 - lerotheumbrella (04/11/2014) [-]
you might be a type 1 diabetic, get tested for it that's a major symptom
#2368 to #1065 - rebaj (04/11/2014) [-]
Where is this pic from. btw, great advice giving brah
#2678 to #2368 - simodyul (04/11/2014) [-]
Fanart based on the anime dangan ronpa. I highly recommend watching it.
Fanart based on the anime dangan ronpa. I highly recommend watching it.
#2949 to #2678 - rebaj (04/12/2014) [-]
Ijust started SAO but i will take your consideration into consideration
Cheers and thanks
User avatar #2966 to #2949 - simodyul (04/12/2014) [-]
Nice. Both SAO and Dangan ronpa are unique in their own ways. I guarantee you'll be really pleased with both animes
#2092 to #1065 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
How do I get tested for that?
since I may or may not already been tested for it
#2204 to #2092 - chancevance (04/11/2014) [-]
A simple blood test. Tell them you're foot's been tingling on the top and it usually happens when you eat sugary stuff. They'll test you immediately.
#2294 to #2204 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
I think I already did a test for that.

A few weeks ago the school nurse took some blood from my finger and tested it for stuff. Maybe diabetes was one of those things
#2295 to #2294 - chancevance (04/11/2014) [-]
Sounds like a blood sugar test to me, a basic diabetes test. Still, I recommend getting it done at a doctor's office, trust me, my stepbrother's a diabetic and the school test aren't all that accurate.
#2336 to #2295 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Fair enough

I'll see when I can do it, thanks for telling
#2341 to #2336 - chancevance (04/11/2014) [-]
No problem, glad to be of some help.
User avatar #2902 to #2092 - lerotheumbrella (04/11/2014) [-]
well the way i got diagnosed i took a bloodtest and asked to see if anything was strange or irregular
User avatar #126 - deerdevil (04/10/2014) [-]
Long story/secret. So there's this girl and we went to the same university about 4 years ago. So one day I brought up that I hadn't had sex in about 2 months, her being a very good friend of mine decided to quench my dry streak. So we go back to her place, me not wanting to be too forward suggested that we put on a movie, so I put on The Avengers (being the best movie to make her horny for sex) We start cuddling for a while then she slips her hand down my pants and starts to jerk me off. After about 5 minutes of this I'm about to come and the worst thing in my entire life happens, I end up sharting (a **** +fart for those uneducated) as I come. Two of my holes decided to fire in rapid succession. She sort of looks at me and knows what I did, then tells me to go jump in the shower and she'll wash my cloths. We then ended up ******* for 4 hours straight. She promised never to tell anyone but we stopped being friends after that. I have a load more of these stories if anyone is interested.
#802 to #126 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
i'm interested
User avatar #2618 to #126 - garymotherfingoak (04/11/2014) [-]
any chance you could be friends with her again?
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#1564 to #127 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
So because she gave a guy a handie and then ****** him, she's a slut? Right.
#1075 to #127 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
>slut shaming
User avatar #2666 to #1075 - anonymouscat (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm not surprised someone like joshlol would say **** like that. It ain't easy being a socially retarded kid.
User avatar #1726 to #1075 - joshlol [OP](04/11/2014) [-]
Alright point taken - in no way meant to offend : )
User avatar #1016 to #126 - saltybanana (04/11/2014) [-]
im curios should post more
User avatar #1479 to #126 - jellytamer (04/11/2014) [-]
you should totally make a comp or a post about this i love it
User avatar #1751 to #126 - paronix (04/11/2014) [-]
#1663 to #126 - lithiumION (04/11/2014) [-]
MOAR  pls :3
MOAR pls :3
#538 to #126 - lplplplp (04/10/2014) [-]
That's a good friend
That's a good friend
#101 - tombobbusama ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I have a ridiculously long foreskin. It goes wayyyy past the head of my dick.
It doesn't bother me that much (It's useful for storing cum if I can't find a tissue quick enough), and in fact it's actually quite sensitive to play about with.

But it looks ugly as heck and I'm terrified of people finding out.

Plot twist: the red bit isnt wine. It's an artist's impression of what I just described.
#550 to #101 - kurokoda (04/10/2014) [-]
Reading the second part
User avatar #562 to #101 - adarkmagicain (04/10/2014) [-]
That sounds hot....
User avatar #2258 to #562 - tombobbusama ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
r u a boi or a grl
User avatar #3097 to #2258 - adarkmagicain (04/13/2014) [-]
I am a male
User avatar #3100 to #3097 - tombobbusama ONLINE (04/13/2014) [-]
evn bette
#1339 to #101 - finalfantasyfan (04/11/2014) [-]
I actually have the same problem.
#2262 to #1339 - tombobbusama ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
I have the same problem too
except it's not a problem because I am an Adonis
All male beauty is secretly modeled after me

Bitch it might be
#1844 to #101 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
i'm into foreskin
the longer the better
User avatar #2175 to #101 - schurftinator ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
Not every dick looks like the 'pretty' ones you see in porn; dicks come in all shapes and sizes. So do vags. It's just the way you look like, as natural as can be!
#2300 to #101 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm glad I'm not the only one to 'store' cum in the foreskin.
#328 to #101 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
same here. Cumming is weird, cause it sorta dribbles out. My first gf was cool with it, but I'm afraid of what others might think.
User avatar #332 to #328 - tombobbusama ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
protip: pull it back as you spunk.
Let it be as free as a bird
#1656 to #101 - popnotes (04/11/2014) [-]
Yeah, I basically have the same problem. Phimosis, too, but I'm trying to get over that.
#2093 to #101 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
I have really tight foreskin, so tight the first time I had sex, I had to stop midway, because it hurt way too much.
Now I have to go to the doctor again, and possibly get surgery, because I can't have sex properly.

Feels bad man
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User avatar #109 to #103 - Deavas (04/10/2014) [-]
i wish i hadnt read this
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#115 to #113 - Deavas (04/10/2014) [-]
This image has expired
that and the second part of your comment makes me as unhappy as i am
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User avatar #124 to #122 - Deavas (04/10/2014) [-]
i wouldnt go back in time and stop hitler
id go back and yell at my ******* parents
i predict many unhappy relatives when the talk of bris comes up. ******* jews
User avatar #2367 to #113 - limeboy (04/11/2014) [-]
cutfag here. Can confirm i don't need lubricant to masturbate.
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User avatar #2382 to #2372 - limeboy (04/11/2014) [-]
i honestly don't think it is. Masturbation is pleasurable for me and the thought of lubricant just seems gross. But perhaps it's different for every guy.
User avatar #2624 to #113 - danimer (04/11/2014) [-]
I just grab and pull
User avatar #2539 to #113 - thenez ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
I, for one, am cut. But luckily the person who did the operation knew what the hell they were doing and left some of my foreskin. I don't have to lube up every time I want to fap, and my member isn't ugly.
User avatar #612 to #103 - adarkmagicain (04/11/2014) [-]
That sounds hot
User avatar #2828 to #103 - assdoreponyfucker (04/11/2014) [-]
Same for me, when I pull it over it can go as far as it can but it rests at a point where you could see the head fine
User avatar #2832 to #2828 - joshlol [OP](04/11/2014) [-]
always thought I was weird
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User avatar #2528 to #103 - namnori (04/11/2014) [-]
Me too
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#17 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
i have a peice of paper of my first ever cum when i was 13 because i was so proud of finally being a man
#648 to #17 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
I've got a paper scrap I wrote the date on the first time I came, same reason.
#1997 to #17 - tazzerz ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1215 to #17 - hughjackmanfan (04/11/2014) [-]
guys don't worry anon just turned 13 anyways, the papers only a few hours old.
#19 to #17 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
I still have a wristband covered in cum from when I was about 14.
I'm just too lazy to throw it out.
#77 to #17 - lplplplp (04/10/2014) [-]
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#16 - nwbballplayer ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I've been lying for about 2 years but...I'm not a bball player anymore
I've been lying for about 2 years but...I'm not a bball player anymore
#182 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
when i get a sunburn, i peel off the skin and eat it
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#1974 to #182 - turbodoosh (04/11/2014) [-]
You freaky dutch bastard. After 10 years I finally understand why he's called Gold 'member'...it's because he suffered an unfortunate smelting accident to his...member
User avatar #567 to #182 - Sunburn (04/10/2014) [-]
Glad to give you the free meal.
#194 to #182 - botofdoom (04/10/2014) [-]
I had my leg in a cast for 4 months and when it came of it was covered in dead skin
And I ate it all
Ankle to knee
#197 to #194 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
that's hardcore. i also chew my fingernails and the skin around them, and i'll eat the skin. i also will pop zits and eat that. it's easier to clean up than going and getting a tissue paper and wiping it off, essentially rubbing some of it back in the skin. i also still eat scabs and boogers
User avatar #584 to #197 - bigblacknegro (04/10/2014) [-]
of all the **** that's being posted here about sucking dick and stuff, this is by far the most disgusting i've read.
#2351 to #584 - rebaj (04/11/2014) [-]
I'm with you on this one man,
User avatar #2193 to #197 - irico (04/11/2014) [-]
Holy **** , I eat my skin around my nails too and my nails. There is something satisfying about chewing on dead skin
User avatar #2064 to #197 - alanflindt (04/11/2014) [-]
That is ******* disgusting jesus christ
#2097 to #197 - robotgoose (04/11/2014) [-]
I do that too
#2012 to #197 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
it's hard to stop. i feel ya bro
User avatar #1978 to #197 - defeats (04/11/2014) [-]
The nail and finger thing is something I'm stuck with.
But what the **** man, zits and boogers? I'm horrified.
#506 to #197 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
Oh good.. I'm not the only one.
#10 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
i'm not gay, but i have sucked a dick
#2431 to #10 - adamks (04/11/2014) [-]
You can't say you're properly straight until you've at least sucked a dick.

Although I will never be able to say I'm properly straight (Because I won't suck any dicks yo) that is the bare truth.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
as long as you say no homo it's fine
#157 to #10 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm gay but I haven't

teach me how to get the D
#185 to #157 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
***** , that's like one of the easiest thing there is. To get dick. Ask.
#434 to #10 - mrvolbeat (04/10/2014) [-]
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User avatar #24 to #10 - psykobear (04/10/2014) [-]
Twist: Anon is female.
#525 - hueman (04/10/2014) [-]
I was phone
I was phone
User avatar #236 - psychadelicace (04/10/2014) [-]
I know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
User avatar #665 to #236 - evenx (04/11/2014) [-]
#535 to #236 - lplplplp (04/10/2014) [-]
#74 r00d
#74 r00d
User avatar #807 to #535 - toosexyforyou (04/11/2014) [-]
Yes, he definitely should have read all 235 comments before making his.
User avatar #655 to #236 - temporalguardian (04/11/2014) [-]
make a comp about it
User avatar #41 - iamsammich (04/10/2014) [-]
i'm majorly creeped out by retarded or severely handicapped people
i'm a horrible person for it but they kind of disgust me and make my skin crawl. i try and avoid them at all costs and i hate looking at disabled people sitting in a wheelchair with their limbs stuck in some unnatural position as they blankly stare and drool. i'm not horrible enough to say they should be killed, but i definitely question how happy they are and their quality of life and if it's really worth living who knows how long like that
User avatar #2318 to #41 - imabeagoodguy (04/11/2014) [-]
I feel ya bro.
Way back when I was like 13 there was this guy with severe asperger's who almost killed me with a massive stick (He threw it just as i happened to be walking by and I **** you not the thing was longer than I was at the time and smashed on impact with a wall) because some assholes were pissing him off.
That same year there was another guy with severe asperger's in my class and he scared the **** out of me because I was always afraid he'd attack me during one of his mental moments.
Ever since I've always felt extremely uncomfortable around anyone with an obvious mental handicap because of all the times I've seen them flip out.
User avatar #2347 to #2318 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
i feel bad because i've never even had a scary encounter with a special ed kid
i've just sat next to one and i've seen them. i feel like i should have a better reason to be afraid of them. well i mean, i don't like them because it really disturbs me to se how messed up the brain can get. it's like seeing an animal who's been mutilated but is still somehow alive, struggling for breath and twitching around. it's a horrible description but that's what it reminds me of
User avatar #2906 to #2347 - imabeagoodguy (04/11/2014) [-]
It's all good man I know what you mean.
You don't have to have had a bad encounter to be disturbed by it.
For me it's mostly the thought of having to deal with something like that which I really can't comprehend. Like I don't think I'd be able to handle having a mentally handicapped kid because I find it hard to look after people normally (haven't had much experience with kids due to being the youngest in my family and out of most of my cousins) so I would not be able to deal with the extra care and effort they require. This may make me a horrible person but I honestly don't see how people can take care of someone who isn't really ever going to have a normal life and will always require someone to be there to take care of them.
#2616 to #41 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
Me too man, horrified of them, BTW i love the profile pic
Me too man, horrified of them, BTW i love the profile pic
#2621 to #2616 - iamsammich (04/11/2014) [-]
muse is where it's at
muse is where it's at
User avatar #45 to #41 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
I try to steer clear of people with obvious mental handicaps in public just because I've had experiences where they would start touching me/lightly hitting me etc in the past

and it's not like it's socially acceptable to tell them to **** off
User avatar #51 to #45 - iamsammich (04/10/2014) [-]
i think i don't like mentally handicapped people because in second grade, there was a kid with down's syndrome who the teacher would frequently invite into the class and we'd sit in a circle and i will never forget this one time i had to sit next to him. he was drooling all over the floor with his tongue hanging out, and he couldn't make a single coherent word, and i was really scared about that. my little kid brain wanted him to stop being silly and be normal, but he couldn't
User avatar #258 to #41 - obsidicus (04/10/2014) [-]
I feel the same way. I'm terrified/repulsed by people with severe mental handicaps. I have no idea why.
User avatar #259 to #258 - iamsammich (04/10/2014) [-]
it makes me feel like a piece of **** for being so freaked out by them. it's not like they had a choice in the matter. but no matter how much i think i shouldn't be freaked out by them, my stomach instantly clenches when i see one the same way it does when i see a bad injury
#2366 to #258 - jazzytheferret (04/11/2014) [-]
It may be fear of being in that situation yourself. Subconscious can is funny like that.
User avatar #2755 to #2366 - obsidicus (04/11/2014) [-]
I could see that. I highly prize intellect and I see that as one of my best assets so losing that would be losing one of the most significant parts of me. The good thing is that if I did become mentally ill like that my self awareness will probably also go too so I won't know what I lost... hopefully.
#61 - anon (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm so lazy, I sometimes don't shower for several days. I don't cut my nails in ages or wash my hair and hardly get outside. I just spend forever locked up inside unless I need to, and only usually go out to grab food. I live in the most anti-social attitude that you could possibly know and have never had a girlfriend. I can't bring myself to ask anybody and I'm so self-conscious that I have just given up with everything. Nothing brings me to want to do anything now.
#2078 to #61 - anon (04/11/2014) [-]
you just have to persevere with being social and active and you'll acquire motivation. Just stuck in a rut, but it's like anything, the more effort you put in at first, the easier it is in the long run. speaking from experience here.
User avatar #152 to #61 - mexicandudeinsd (04/10/2014) [-]
i want you to change for the better my ***** c:
User avatar #386 to #61 - deathpwn (04/10/2014) [-]
I had that problem a while ago. Take a shower, shave, get a haircut, and buy yourself some clothes that you believe look good on you. Do it all in one day, it's effective.
User avatar #84 to #61 - joshlol [OP](04/10/2014) [-]
Sometimes showering daily is enough to make you feel a lot better about yourself.
It's hard to find the motivation some times, but I wish you luck.
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