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Submitted: 04/10/2014
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#580 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2014) [+] (19 replies)
I caused the death of a 5 year old child when i distracted the driver of the car i was in. its been 7 years. i feel for that child every single day.
User avatar #605 to #580 - darkpotato ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
**darkpotato rolled user phanact ** we know it's you
#66 - bakly ONLINE (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I let the dogs out
User avatar #90 - protomanrulezz (04/10/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I once told a user named joshlol he was pretty cool, when in actuality he was only kinda cool.
User avatar #227 - FishMonster (04/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I am absolutely terrified of having a mentally handicapped child. I wouldn't be able to handle it and I would most likely put them up for adoption or leave.
User avatar #236 - psychadelicace ONLINE (04/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
#9 - reapermaster ONLINE (04/10/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #195 - jinxbomb (04/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
i stuck a carrot up my ass once
#199 to #195 - botofdoom ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Only one?
User avatar #21 - trollmobile ONLINE (04/10/2014) [+] (10 replies)
i get turned on by my own reflection when i get out of the shower.
i'm straight.
#101 - tombobbusama (04/10/2014) [+] (34 replies)
I have a ridiculously long foreskin. It goes wayyyy past the head of my dick.
It doesn't bother me that much (It's useful for storing cum if I can't find a tissue quick enough), and in fact it's actually quite sensitive to play about with.

But it looks ugly as heck and I'm terrified of people finding out.

Plot twist: the red bit isnt wine. It's an artist's impression of what I just described.
User avatar #943 - tarnis (04/11/2014) [-]
Nice try NSA.
#339 - alexanderthefunny (04/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Once, when I was like 6 years old, I pooped in a public bathroom, and there was graffiti on the inside of the stall, I was in a foreign country so i assumed it meant the toilet wouldn't flush, so I reached into the bowl, took the poop out and threw it into the trash can outside the stall. people saw.
#182 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2014) [+] (16 replies)
when i get a sunburn, i peel off the skin and eat it
#194 to #182 - botofdoom ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I had my leg in a cast for 4 months and when it came of it was covered in dead skin
And I ate it all
Ankle to knee
ALL OF IT
User avatar #126 - deerdevil (04/10/2014) [+] (13 replies)
Long story/secret. So there's this girl and we went to the same university about 4 years ago. So one day I brought up that I hadn't had sex in about 2 months, her being a very good friend of mine decided to quench my dry streak. So we go back to her place, me not wanting to be too forward suggested that we put on a movie, so I put on The Avengers (being the best movie to make her horny for sex) We start cuddling for a while then she slips her hand down my pants and starts to jerk me off. After about 5 minutes of this I'm about to come and the worst thing in my entire life happens, I end up sharting (a **** +fart for those uneducated) as I come. Two of my holes decided to fire in rapid succession. She sort of looks at me and knows what I did, then tells me to go jump in the shower and she'll wash my cloths. We then ended up ******* for 4 hours straight. She promised never to tell anyone but we stopped being friends after that. I have a load more of these stories if anyone is interested.
User avatar #41 - iamsammich (04/10/2014) [+] (11 replies)
i'm majorly creeped out by retarded or severely handicapped people
i'm a horrible person for it but they kind of disgust me and make my skin crawl. i try and avoid them at all costs and i hate looking at disabled people sitting in a wheelchair with their limbs stuck in some unnatural position as they blankly stare and drool. i'm not horrible enough to say they should be killed, but i definitely question how happy they are and their quality of life and if it's really worth living who knows how long like that
#131 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2014) [+] (28 replies)
Posting as anon, because **** . This could ruin me. Never told anyone before.

In 3rd grade, I had "sex" with my mate. Gay buttsecks. I can't remember why, and I can't remember how many times, but it was at least 2 times.

i remember I liked being the one getting ******
User avatar #202 to #131 - mrsnowballs (04/10/2014) [-]
OP?
User avatar #47 - itsthetie (04/10/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I like "Wrecking Ball"
User avatar #1184 - unfairlybanned (04/11/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Well, to start, I found out I had lung cancer last week.
I have yet to work up the courage to tell my family, friends, and even my boss.
And then my brother in-law took me on a drive, but I choked up when I tried to tell him.
Of course, this news has driven me into madness, conflicting emotions, my wife is pregnant, and for the love of god we need money.
So, I started a meth lab with a former student of mine and made a TV show about it.
#16 - nwbballplayer (04/10/2014) [-]
I've been lying for about 2 years but...I'm not a bball player anymore
I've been lying for about 2 years but...I'm not a bball player anymore
#489 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I'm a rapist who got off scot-free after sexually assaulting a 15 year-old girl. I was tried and found not guilty.
#17 - Womens Study Major (04/10/2014) [+] (9 replies)
i have a peice of paper of my first ever cum when i was 13 because i was so proud of finally being a man
#77 to #17 - lplplplp ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
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