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Churn
After a week sf doing this alone farming will feel incredible (your dick will feel dinkley) and sser
cumshots will be slightly larger.
Lecithin Granules
This alone will increase yse amount yse cum by A LOT. This makes sser seminal vesicles feel
fell- I add a heaping teaspoon granules with the arcinine in the yogurt. while
staying hydrated is necessaries make sser cum mare watery. The mare watery it is, the mses
yse' ll sheet at snce and the more it' ll gs everywhere. which makes look larger rather
than cumming in thick globs.
added selenium)
This alone will make you secrete much more prostatic Mid and make your cum thicker and again
slightly more voluminous. {Dent go ever the Dietary Allowance)
Celery
Makes cem pearly white. {Dissent increase amherst of cum)
Exercises
Gives yse the muscle power's shoot it all out, betterthan cumming and having it dribble set sver
the coarse sfa couple minutes. {Dissent increase assent of cum)
All of the above for a week will easily get you
to the holy grail of of spunk.
The average amount an adult male cums is between .
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#8 - applescryatnight (12/24/2014) [-]
this is what i read on christmas
what has my life come to.
#44 to #8 - anon (12/25/2014) [-]
*cum to
#45 to #8 - thepizzadevourer (12/25/2014) [-]
At least you made an unintentional pun.
User avatar #36 to #8 - Aristizle (12/25/2014) [-]
Last year I git sick just after christmas so bad that I lost my voice for a month. Jan was the month of silence for me.

This year I got sick before christmas, and to avoid being labled the plague bearer (like my aunt was last year - 104.4'f temp and a MONTH with no voice!) Im skiping out on chrstmas this year and opting for a jewish christmas. Chinese food, booze, and alone time.
User avatar #57 to #8 - ohmeghon (12/25/2014) [-]
BUILD IT UP FOR NEXT CHRISTMAS.
DONT GIVE UP! LOOK AT ME, IM HARVESTING ASIAN CLAMS.

NEXT YEAR YOU SHALL BE PLOWING ASIAN CLAM.
#14 to #8 - kanedam ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
this
#6 - loreaux (12/24/2014) [-]
wel well well...
#120 to #6 - bjornkrage (03/31/2015) [-]
So... some time has gone by...
User avatar #121 to #120 - bjornkrage (03/31/2015) [-]
also i just noticed that this was submitted on christmas day.
#73 to #6 - skorchy (12/25/2014) [-]
I think we favorite things on this site and say that we'll never do them, but they're there incase one day we get so ******* bored we actually do these things.
User avatar #78 to #6 - Thundergod (12/25/2014) [-]
+615 thumbs, 654 favorites.
We don't dick around when it comes to our dicks.
User avatar #43 to #6 - thepizzadevourer (12/25/2014) [-]
***** , that's just how you know this is the good stuff.
#3 - machetegeek (12/24/2014) [-]
**machetegeek used "*roll picture*"**
**machetegeek rolled image**TFW
User avatar #17 to #3 - degrees (12/25/2014) [-]
But...dat roll tho
#4 to #3 - anon (12/24/2014) [-]
Cool. I've been there.
User avatar #7 to #3 - themaninacan (12/24/2014) [-]
im starting to think that those image rolls are somehow rigged
#5 to #3 - anon (12/24/2014) [-]
That's a legendary roll considering it's cumming
User avatar #15 - onceman (12/24/2014) [-]
How does this make your cum taste tho? Like for a partner
User avatar #23 to #15 - lurg (12/25/2014) [-]
you should also keep in mind the compounds that make sweat smell are sulfur based. High selenium in the diet can replace the sulfur and REALLY REALLY make your sweat smell SUPER bad.
User avatar #18 to #15 - heartlessrobot (12/25/2014) [-]
Probably horrible. Eat lots of fruit, especially pineapple.
User avatar #19 to #18 - killerliquid (12/25/2014) [-]
What if both in tangent
User avatar #20 to #19 - heartlessrobot (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm guessing fruit will override the supplements taste.
User avatar #29 to #20 - lurg (12/25/2014) [-]
theoretically if you make juices with stuff like spinach and peanut butter or fruit and like, zinc supplements oh and added soy granules it would accomplish all of the above, taste like peanuts and be a good dietary booster.
User avatar #96 to #15 - nommonsterbaa (12/25/2014) [-]
That celery is going to **** with the taste pretty bad. Reminded me I still need to make this for better cum taste because apparently I've got nasty **** at the moment


1 cup of pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup of apple juice
1/2 teaspoon of ginger
1/2 teaspoon of cinnamon
1/4 teaspoon of nutmeg
1/2 teaspoon of vanilla extract
2 tablespoons of honey

Or just: www.steakandbj.org/blowjob-tips/recipe-for-super-spunk-smoothie/

And just pineapple helps a hell of a lot, supposedly
#12 - trollmetoday ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
this may or may not be useful ever.
#101 to #12 - innocentbabies (12/25/2014) [-]
Someday, somebody will roll this. And it will be glorious.
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#9 - crimzonhazard (12/24/2014) [-]
...so you can make a bigger mess while fapping? wtf?
#55 to #9 - anon (12/25/2014) [-]
Some of us are able to have sex regularly
User avatar #82 to #55 - thewulfman (12/25/2014) [-]
Lol **** off with your lies anon, you're on FJ.
User avatar #84 to #82 - penileburglar (12/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, that joke is a relic from over a decade or go, the internet is far more than pocket-protector-wearing virgin neckbeards nowadays. (Not that those people don't still exist.)
#91 to #85 - penileburglar (12/25/2014) [-]
Yes, really.  Here, I've got a gif for that, too.
Yes, really. Here, I've got a gif for that, too.
User avatar #10 to #9 - vashadan ONLINE (12/24/2014) [-]
Well actually the more and longer you ejaculate the more pleasure it brings. Comparing cuming for 2 second to 5
User avatar #2 - xxdarkdanxx (12/24/2014) [-]
Just what i needed to make fap time more interesting
#46 - cheeseboyofdoom (12/25/2014) [-]
So I have more jizz to clean up? op ur a faggot
User avatar #31 - victorydanceofc (12/25/2014) [-]
Because when I'm sucking dick the main thing I'm thinking is "boy, I sure do hope that this time he shoots out more babymaking fluid than I can safely swallow"
User avatar #49 to #31 - kiaserzerg (12/25/2014) [-]
it is not a matter of what is wanted, it is a proclamation to the virility, in essence, marking of his territory, short of full on golden shower.
User avatar #64 to #31 - juter (12/25/2014) [-]
ARE YOU MALE OR FEMALE
User avatar #104 to #64 - victorydanceofc (12/25/2014) [-]
Female last time I checked
User avatar #116 to #104 - juter (12/25/2014) [-]
EXCELLENT FAP MATERIAL
#34 to #31 - leifbunny (12/25/2014) [-]
Some people have a fetish for such things.
#28 - thunderpony (12/25/2014) [-]
I'm honestly tempted to do this
I'm honestly tempted to do this
User avatar #33 to #28 - maestroxevous (12/25/2014) [-]
Post results on **** ... For science...
#35 to #33 - thunderpony (12/25/2014) [-]
anything for science
anything for science
User avatar #40 - ThatsSoFunnyHeHe (12/25/2014) [-]
Looks like it's gonna be a white christmas
User avatar #79 - knightmrku (12/25/2014) [-]
It's going to be a white Christmas.
User avatar #38 - arkadia (12/25/2014) [-]
I never though I'd read the phrase "God-Tier Cum" in my life but here I am
User avatar #77 to #32 - meinfuhertroll (12/25/2014) [-]
source?
User avatar #39 to #32 - leown (12/25/2014) [-]
......continue
User avatar #41 to #39 - chrismart (12/25/2014) [-]
lol
User avatar #48 to #41 - burntcheesey (12/25/2014) [-]
the boy/girl said continue, i also say continue.
User avatar #52 to #48 - chrismart (12/25/2014) [-]
double lol
#99 - theherowithin (12/25/2014) [-]
great. just what i want. my micro babies shooting all over my bed and laptop and voiding my warantee.
#13 - nachobeldavid (12/24/2014) [-]
Surprise your girl  or her mom  after 'her week'.
Surprise your girl or her mom after 'her week'.
#81 - anon (12/25/2014) [-]
weed makes cuming feel amazing
User avatar #88 to #81 - lazaman (12/25/2014) [-]
Yeah. I can second this.
Every time I get high I just get horny, that's it. I mean, I get high to, but being horny over rides every other feeling.
I swear to god, if I had a guy to get high with, I would probably go on a **** spree.
#97 to #88 - xcoreyx (12/25/2014) [-]
Are you accepting applications at this time?
User avatar #113 to #97 - lazaman (12/25/2014) [-]
If only there were people lining up in real life.
#115 to #113 - xcoreyx (12/25/2014) [-]
Well where ya from?
Well where ya from?
User avatar #93 to #81 - gmarrox (12/25/2014) [-]
This is true.
#83 - drgoob (12/25/2014) [-]
**drgoob used "*Roll Picture*"**
**drgoob rolled image** best cunning strategy
User avatar #11 - randomwanker (12/24/2014) [-]
I don't even know why I'm faving this
User avatar #114 to #11 - sursum (12/25/2014) [-]
You know exactly why you're faving this...
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