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Sea Pancakes. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. astic: so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend to meo

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astic:
so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend
to meow and park and stuff
well how tucking weird 1. it he if animals could do that like they
didn' t know what it meant or how to speak phrases out they could pick
up on stuff we say and make the same noise
like youd just he watching he with your dog next to you and youd reach
over to pet him and
howel movement"
parrots
the thing youre looking for is a parrot
y_ = tiime_ E
EEC a bra:
radiohead:
imagine informs had legs
centipedes
iai/ E
omellette:
dad just said "there should he a nettle for hooks"
tive minutes later he shouted "THE LIBRARY"
hra n n sti HE! SI
I wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody
out instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone
or something and the other person could hear you and they
would just talk out loud hack to you.
matee_ :
i was talking to my boyfriend
and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal
but i couldn' t thinly it' s name
so i said 'sea pancake'
manta ray.
manta ray is the wordt was for.
lancashire: = _.' gtta
there should he feelings hookers
like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour
and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them the
hacks and you never see each other again how perfect would that he
that' s a therapist
that' s the thing you just desc need
c him WEE h Mil :
some kid at school today forgot the word pepperoni so he called them
meat sprinkles
ajust remembered that one time I was high and referred to Hamlet as "The
Fresh Prince of Denmark"
imagine if you could screenshot real life
camera
that thing you' re talking about is a camera
lit
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User avatar #127 to #1 - shreddednation (07/12/2014) [-]
That looks ******* delicious.
User avatar #59 to #1 - Javapenguin (07/12/2014) [-]
its so happy why can't we ever be that happy
User avatar #88 to #59 - yugiballs (07/12/2014) [-]
Because we are neither Sea, nor pancake.
#104 to #1 - roegath (07/12/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this for some reason
Reminded me of this for some reason
#65 - anonmuncher (07/12/2014) [-]
Seapancake master race.
Seapancake master race.
#7 - Sworley ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
when you hit that realizing moment
when you hit that realizing moment
User avatar #51 to #7 - sovietsamurai (07/12/2014) [-]
Euphoria

That thing you're talking about is called euphoria

I'm so sorry ... I just had to
User avatar #56 to #51 - schneidend (07/12/2014) [-]
*epiphany
User avatar #58 to #56 - sovietsamurai (07/12/2014) [-]
Awe **** ... I was thinking about fedora faggots ...

I feel like a dumbass now ...

Thanks for correcting me bro
User avatar #3 - bababuey (07/11/2014) [-]
The last one... It would be awesome if we had cameras in our eyes and when we blink on purpose we take a picture.
#113 to #3 - John Cena (07/12/2014) [-]
what would be the special thing about that? you mean it would just be easier to take picture?
#114 to #3 - deckbox (07/12/2014) [-]
I want a Zoom-in Eye so i can see T&A from a distance
#125 to #3 - kez (07/12/2014) [-]
It will just be all black if it takes a picture when you blink...
User avatar #129 to #3 - imalex (07/12/2014) [-]
google glass. thats what you just described
#140 to #3 - John Cena (07/12/2014) [-]
google glasses?? i unno.
User avatar #44 to #3 - duile ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Google contacts
User avatar #109 to #3 - megusters (07/12/2014) [-]
Google glass, kinda.
#112 to #3 - alterednicolas (07/12/2014) [-]
So like the contacts in Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol.
User avatar #118 to #3 - rjgnal (07/12/2014) [-]
"oh **** , thats disgusting, i dont wanna see that"
>close your eyes
>screenshot saved
enjoy your picture faggot
User avatar #79 to #61 - greyhoundfd (07/12/2014) [-]
That's a real article, which is sad.

No one has actually made it yet, that's just them accidentally mistaking something from Deus Ex: Human Revolution as reality.
User avatar #80 to #79 - pootismang (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was looking for the .gif of the Deus Ex teaser where a guy with them uses them and then his eyes get all ****** up.
User avatar #81 to #80 - greyhoundfd (07/12/2014) [-]
Well there's one where he uses them, and there's one where the guys eyes get all ****** up, but not in the same trailer.
User avatar #82 to #81 - pootismang (07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know, but the .gif had both scenes taped end to end.
#75 to #3 - Dagoron (07/12/2014) [-]
Kinda relevant
#32 to #3 - twilightdusk ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Google Glass.
User avatar #136 to #32 - perform (07/12/2014) [-]
I recently met a Google Glass pioneer at a youth conference. I got to try it on. It's not like what you think it is. You have to actually tell the thing to "Take a picture" or whatever.
#138 to #136 - twilightdusk ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
For now it's like that, all Google Glass currently out there are like, early prototypes aren't they?
#24 to #3 - spinningchicken (07/11/2014) [-]
If that was the case, then I would have a massive amount of pictures of weird people, couples fighting and butts. Lots of butts.
#111 to #3 - wertgf (07/12/2014) [-]
rt.com/usa/171844-mindrdr-thought-control-google/

Google glass + ECG reader = pictures just by thinking.
User avatar #110 to #3 - megusters (07/12/2014) [-]
Photographic memories. Our brain
#76 to #3 - adspaceman ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
memory. the thing you are talking about is memory
#101 to #3 - thatonecommunist ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
wouldn't everything be black?

your eyes would be closed every time.
User avatar #72 to #3 - hellomynameisbill (07/12/2014) [-]
Memories.

You're thinking about memories
User avatar #23 to #3 - tombobbusama (07/11/2014) [-]
"hey m8 you're now blinking manually"

hah, now you're wasting save space
User avatar #62 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I started to seize revenge on my evil uncle Claudius

In west Denmark born and raised
In the castles lower bailey where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, fencing, relaxing all cool
Chillin' with some watchmen outside of school
When my evil Uncle Claudius, was up to no good
Decided to kill my father Hamlet because he thought he'd be hood
I got a little crazy and my mom got scared
And said to her new husband that I must be cared

I called on some players I knew would help me and when they came near
I told them how to mock the death of my father and it became clear
When Claudius ran out of the play after poison was dropped into one of the actors' ear
He was the true murderer and my revenge was sincere

I was called by my mom about seven or eight
And I yelled at her and she screamed for help
For someone was spying on us so my sword I whelped
and stabbed that darn Polonius right in the heart
User avatar #89 to #62 - yugiballs (07/12/2014) [-]
You have given me a respection
User avatar #46 - brisen (07/12/2014) [-]
The top comments aren't exclusively bashing tumblr while completely ignoring the funny content? I must be going crazy.
User avatar #119 to #46 - alexanderburns ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
It's hard to ignore funny content when there is none.
#69 - zendif (07/12/2014) [-]
Albino Broccoli?



.... oh yeah... cauliflower... > . >
#83 - doctorwhoten (07/12/2014) [-]
That first one! Just imagining that... THAT'D BE SO SCARY OH MY GOD   
   
Just sitting alone in your house with your dog watching crappy TV. And you reach over to pet your fuzzy buddy and you hear the scariest words possible:   
   
"Bowel movement."   
   
You slowly turn your head to look at your dog, who's just sitting there, his tail wagging. He opens his mouth and his tongue lolls out in universal doggy language for happiness.   
   
You turn back to the TV, unsure what just happened but deciding to ignore it. But again, a few minutes later, the dreaded words are repeated once again:   
   
"Bowel movement."   
   
Now you're terrified. You look at your dog again, but he isn't smiling now. In a creepy, CGI-like movement, his mouth contorts to form the words once more. "Bowel movement."
That first one! Just imagining that... THAT'D BE SO SCARY OH MY GOD

Just sitting alone in your house with your dog watching crappy TV. And you reach over to pet your fuzzy buddy and you hear the scariest words possible:

"Bowel movement."

You slowly turn your head to look at your dog, who's just sitting there, his tail wagging. He opens his mouth and his tongue lolls out in universal doggy language for happiness.

You turn back to the TV, unsure what just happened but deciding to ignore it. But again, a few minutes later, the dreaded words are repeated once again:

"Bowel movement."

Now you're terrified. You look at your dog again, but he isn't smiling now. In a creepy, CGI-like movement, his mouth contorts to form the words once more. "Bowel movement."
#77 - dasbrot (07/12/2014) [-]
Fresh Prince of Denmark
User avatar #71 - noodlelord (07/12/2014) [-]
when i couldn't remember the word optometrist I called it a eye dentist
#4 - include ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
I think they were high when they wrote this.
#5 to #4 - lokkeduen (07/11/2014) [-]
i thjnk you thought you were on tumblr when you wrote this
#8 to #5 - include ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
#9 to #8 - lokkeduen (07/11/2014) [-]
your comment is similar to "this whole site is on drugs". and i dont think they were
User avatar #10 to #9 - include ONLINE (07/11/2014) [-]
That or they're idiots.
#11 to #10 - lokkeduen (07/11/2014) [-]
now you've got it
User avatar #12 to #4 - derivat (07/11/2014) [-]
As if this bunch of 13 year old knew how to get high
User avatar #29 to #12 - fuckfacez ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
A lot of 13 year olds know how to get high
User avatar #28 to #12 - hydraetis (07/11/2014) [-]
Nowadays, I wouldn't be surprised.
#57 - schneidend (07/12/2014) [-]
The Fresh Prince of Denmark
The Fresh Prince of Denmark
User avatar #73 to #57 - hellomynameisbill (07/12/2014) [-]
The Dead Prince of Denmark
#132 - emppilaf (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah yes the elusive sea pancake......
#85 - faithhealer (07/12/2014) [-]
First one reminded me of a pet store my Grandma used to take my siblings and me to when we were young. The owners had a parrot that had been in the store forever and they eventually adopted him because no one would buy him.. He was talkative to say the least. He was really tame otherwise, and sat in an open cage in the middle of the store.   
   
When I say talkative I mean he was kinda unnerving. Whenever someone would a walk by the bird would go "mommy, mommy!" really sweet but if you then approached the cage he would start screaming 'shut up! shut up mommy!" and wig the 			****		 out. I happened to live a few minutes from the pet store now and I popped in there today. I did not realize it was the same store from my childhood until I saw that bird and it started cooing 'mommy mommy' at me.    
   
Pic related; people watching me breakdown laughing in the middle of a pet/feed store
First one reminded me of a pet store my Grandma used to take my siblings and me to when we were young. The owners had a parrot that had been in the store forever and they eventually adopted him because no one would buy him.. He was talkative to say the least. He was really tame otherwise, and sat in an open cage in the middle of the store.

When I say talkative I mean he was kinda unnerving. Whenever someone would a walk by the bird would go "mommy, mommy!" really sweet but if you then approached the cage he would start screaming 'shut up! shut up mommy!" and wig the **** out. I happened to live a few minutes from the pet store now and I popped in there today. I did not realize it was the same store from my childhood until I saw that bird and it started cooing 'mommy mommy' at me.

Pic related; people watching me breakdown laughing in the middle of a pet/feed store
User avatar #31 - masdercheef (07/12/2014) [-]
The last one actually is a legitimate thing we need, though - the ability to capture images or video directly from our eyes' point of view.
User avatar #33 to #31 - zoidbergjesus (07/12/2014) [-]
photographic memory

the thing your talking about is photographic memory
User avatar #34 to #33 - masdercheef (07/12/2014) [-]
And being able to show it to other people, smartass.
User avatar #36 to #34 - zoidbergjesus (07/12/2014) [-]
next time say that.
God you are like the kid at D&D that says "what i meant to say was i drink a potion then cast the spell"

You gotta say it
#103 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [-]
They all try hard to use the same template as a joke.
[Blank]
The thing you're talking about is a [blank]

I got nothing against a good joke, but it wouldn't kill you to mix things up.
#117 to #103 - alekksandar (07/12/2014) [-]
It's a bunch of 13 year old girls, what did you expect? Originality?
It's a bunch of 13 year old girls, what did you expect? Originality?
User avatar #131 - chetmanly (07/12/2014) [-]
I know this is some pretty old toast but god dammit this is what I needed today.

This is why I love this site.
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