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astic:
so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend
to meow and park and stuff
well how tucking weird 1. it he if animals could do that like they
didn' t know what it meant or how to speak phrases out they could pick
up on stuff we say and make the same noise
like youd just he watching he with your dog next to you and youd reach
over to pet him and
howel movement"
parrots
the thing youre looking for is a parrot
y_ = tiime_ E
EEC a bra:
radiohead:
imagine informs had legs
centipedes
iai/ E
omellette:
dad just said "there should he a nettle for hooks"
tive minutes later he shouted "THE LIBRARY"
hra n n sti HE! SI
I wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody
out instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone
or something and the other person could hear you and they
would just talk out loud hack to you.
matee_ :
i was talking to my boyfriend
and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal
but i couldn' t thinly it' s name
so i said 'sea pancake'
manta ray.
manta ray is the wordt was for.
lancashire: = _.' gtta
there should he feelings hookers
like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour
and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them the
hacks and you never see each other again how perfect would that he
that' s a therapist
that' s the thing you just desc need
c him WEE h Mil :
some kid at school today forgot the word pepperoni so he called them
meat sprinkles
ajust remembered that one time I was high and referred to Hamlet as "The
Fresh Prince of Denmark"
imagine if you could screenshot real life
camera
that thing you' re talking about is a camera
lit
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#1 - mudkipfucker (07/11/2014) [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #3 - bababuey (07/11/2014) [+] (25 replies)
The last one... It would be awesome if we had cameras in our eyes and when we blink on purpose we take a picture.
#25 - anonymous (07/11/2014) [+] (8 replies)
there's so much cancer I jUst I JUsT CAn'T EVn!!!111!
User avatar #30 to #25 - sinonyx (07/12/2014) [-]
you're on the "hate tumblr" bandwagon and i get that.. i really do

but.. no one in this comp say "i can't even" nor did they type with the alternating caps... no did they talk in all caps


point is, you're a ******* idiot and need to jump of that bandwagon for a little bit
#65 - anonmuncher (07/12/2014) [-]
Seapancake master race.
Seapancake master race.
User avatar #46 - brisen (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The top comments aren't exclusively bashing tumblr while completely ignoring the funny content? I must be going crazy.
#7 - Sworley (07/11/2014) [+] (3 replies)
when you hit that realizing moment
when you hit that realizing moment
User avatar #62 - ButtonFly ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I started to seize revenge on my evil uncle Claudius

In west Denmark born and raised
In the castles lower bailey where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, fencing, relaxing all cool
Chillin' with some watchmen outside of school
When my evil Uncle Claudius, was up to no good
Decided to kill my father Hamlet because he thought he'd be hood
I got a little crazy and my mom got scared
And said to her new husband that I must be cared

I called on some players I knew would help me and when they came near
I told them how to mock the death of my father and it became clear
When Claudius ran out of the play after poison was dropped into one of the actors' ear
He was the true murderer and my revenge was sincere

I was called by my mom about seven or eight
And I yelled at her and she screamed for help
For someone was spying on us so my sword I whelped
and stabbed that darn Polonius right in the heart
#4 - include (07/11/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I think they were high when they wrote this.
#69 - zendif (07/12/2014) [-]
Albino Broccoli?



.... oh yeah... cauliflower... > . >
#77 - dasbrot (07/12/2014) [-]
Fresh Prince of Denmark
#83 - doctorwhoten (07/12/2014) [-]
That first one! Just imagining that... THAT'D BE SO SCARY OH MY GOD   
   
Just sitting alone in your house with your dog watching crappy TV. And you reach over to pet your fuzzy buddy and you hear the scariest words possible:   
   
"Bowel movement."   
   
You slowly turn your head to look at your dog, who's just sitting there, his tail wagging. He opens his mouth and his tongue lolls out in universal doggy language for happiness.   
   
You turn back to the TV, unsure what just happened but deciding to ignore it. But again, a few minutes later, the dreaded words are repeated once again:   
   
"Bowel movement."   
   
Now you're terrified. You look at your dog again, but he isn't smiling now. In a creepy, CGI-like movement, his mouth contorts to form the words once more. "Bowel movement."
That first one! Just imagining that... THAT'D BE SO SCARY OH MY GOD

Just sitting alone in your house with your dog watching crappy TV. And you reach over to pet your fuzzy buddy and you hear the scariest words possible:

"Bowel movement."

You slowly turn your head to look at your dog, who's just sitting there, his tail wagging. He opens his mouth and his tongue lolls out in universal doggy language for happiness.

You turn back to the TV, unsure what just happened but deciding to ignore it. But again, a few minutes later, the dreaded words are repeated once again:

"Bowel movement."

Now you're terrified. You look at your dog again, but he isn't smiling now. In a creepy, CGI-like movement, his mouth contorts to form the words once more. "Bowel movement."
#57 - schneidend (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
The Fresh Prince of Denmark
The Fresh Prince of Denmark
#35 - bluwizard (07/12/2014) [+] (4 replies)
**bluwizard rolled image** the thing i was thinking of
#39 to #38 - bluwizard (07/12/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** what im thinking now
#26 - madcoww (07/11/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#103 - grimmwaters ONLINE (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
They all try hard to use the same template as a joke.
[Blank]
The thing you're talking about is a [blank]

I got nothing against a good joke, but it wouldn't kill you to mix things up.
#117 to #103 - alekksandar (07/12/2014) [-]
It's a bunch of 13 year old girls, what did you expect? Originality?
It's a bunch of 13 year old girls, what did you expect? Originality?
#78 - anonymous (07/12/2014) [+] (1 reply)
OBJECT
THAT THING YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IS BOLD ITALIC UNDERLINE TUMBLR FAGGOTRY GET THIS **** OFF HERE
User avatar #90 to #78 - norkas (07/12/2014) [-]
Would you like some cheese with that whine?
User avatar #71 - noodlelord (07/12/2014) [-]
when i couldn't remember the word optometrist I called it a eye dentist
#132 - emppilaf (07/12/2014) [-]
Ah yes the elusive sea pancake......
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