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Sea Pancakes. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. astic: so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend to meo

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astic:
so you know how humans can make animal noises like we can pretend
to meow and park and stuff
well how tucking weird 1. it he if animals could do that like they
didn' t know what it meant or how to speak phrases out they could pick
up on stuff we say and make the same noise
like youd just he watching he with your dog next to you and youd reach
over to pet him and
howel movement"
parrots
the thing youre looking for is a parrot
y_ = tiime_ E
EEC a bra:
radiohead:
imagine informs had legs
centipedes
iai/ E
omellette:
dad just said "there should he a nettle for hooks"
tive minutes later he shouted "THE LIBRARY"
hra n n sti HE! SI
I wish there was some way to use your phone to text somebody
out instead of typing stuff you would say it out loud into the phone
or something and the other person could hear you and they
would just talk out loud hack to you.
matee_ :
i was talking to my boyfriend
and i was trying to describe a type of marine animal
but i couldn' t thinly it' s name
so i said 'sea pancake'
manta ray.
manta ray is the wordt was for.
lancashire: = _.' gtta
there should he feelings hookers
like you hire one to come to your house and they sit there for an hour
and listen to you cry about your life then afterwards you pay them the
hacks and you never see each other again how perfect would that he
that' s a therapist
that' s the thing you just desc need
c him WEE h Mil :
some kid at school today forgot the word pepperoni so he called them
meat sprinkles
ajust remembered that one time I was high and referred to Hamlet as "The
Fresh Prince of Denmark"
imagine if you could screenshot real life
camera
that thing you' re talking about is a camera
lit
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - mudkipfucker
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(07/11/2014) [-]
User avatar #127 to #1 - shreddednation
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(07/12/2014) [-]
That looks ******* delicious.
#104 to #1 - roegath
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Reminded me of this for some reason
Reminded me of this for some reason
User avatar #59 to #1 - Javapenguin
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(07/12/2014) [-]
its so happy why can't we ever be that happy
User avatar #88 to #59 - yugiballs
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Because we are neither Sea, nor pancake.
#105 to #1 - vicioushaze
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #3 - bababuey
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(07/11/2014) [-]
The last one... It would be awesome if we had cameras in our eyes and when we blink on purpose we take a picture.
#113 to #3 - anon id: 3ebdd2ee
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(07/12/2014) [-]
what would be the special thing about that? you mean it would just be easier to take picture?
#114 to #3 - deckbox
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I want a Zoom-in Eye so i can see T&A from a distance
#125 to #3 - kez
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(07/12/2014) [-]
It will just be all black if it takes a picture when you blink...
User avatar #129 to #3 - imalex
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(07/12/2014) [-]
google glass. thats what you just described
#140 to #3 - anon id: 3fafcf31
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(07/12/2014) [-]
google glasses?? i unno.
User avatar #44 to #3 - duile
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Google contacts
User avatar #109 to #3 - megusters
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Google glass, kinda.
#112 to #3 - alterednicolas
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(07/12/2014) [-]
So like the contacts in Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol.
User avatar #118 to #3 - rjgnal
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/12/2014) [-]
"oh ****, thats disgusting, i dont wanna see that"
>close your eyes
>screenshot saved
enjoy your picture faggot
#61 to #3 - pootismang
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(07/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #79 to #61 - greyhoundfd
Reply +6 123456789123345869
(07/12/2014) [-]
That's a real article, which is sad.

No one has actually made it yet, that's just them accidentally mistaking something from Deus Ex: Human Revolution as reality.
User avatar #80 to #79 - pootismang
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I was looking for the .gif of the Deus Ex teaser where a guy with them uses them and then his eyes get all ****** up.
User avatar #81 to #80 - greyhoundfd
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Well there's one where he uses them, and there's one where the guys eyes get all ****** up, but not in the same trailer.
User avatar #82 to #81 - pootismang
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Yeah, I know, but the .gif had both scenes taped end to end.
#75 to #3 - Dagoron
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Kinda relevant
#32 to #3 - twilightdusk
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Google Glass.
User avatar #136 to #32 - perform
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I recently met a Google Glass pioneer at a youth conference. I got to try it on. It's not like what you think it is. You have to actually tell the thing to "Take a picture" or whatever.
#138 to #136 - twilightdusk
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(07/12/2014) [-]
For now it's like that, all Google Glass currently out there are like, early prototypes aren't they?
#24 to #3 - spinningchicken
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(07/11/2014) [-]
If that was the case, then I would have a massive amount of pictures of weird people, couples fighting and butts. Lots of butts.
#111 to #3 - wertgf
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(07/12/2014) [-]
rt.com/usa/171844-mindrdr-thought-control-google/

Google glass + ECG reader = pictures just by thinking.
User avatar #110 to #3 - megusters
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Photographic memories. Our brain
#76 to #3 - adspaceman
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(07/12/2014) [-]
memory. the thing you are talking about is memory
User avatar #101 to #3 - thatonecommunist
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(07/12/2014) [-]
wouldn't everything be black?

your eyes would be closed every time.
User avatar #72 to #3 - hellomynameisbill
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/12/2014) [-]
Memories.

You're thinking about memories
User avatar #23 to #3 - tombobbusama
Reply +53 123456789123345869
(07/11/2014) [-]
"hey m8 you're now blinking manually"

hah, now you're wasting save space
#25 - anon id: dbee3f27
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(07/11/2014) [-]
there's so much cancer I jUst I JUsT CAn'T EVn!!!111!
#50 to #25 - ldnelson
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(07/12/2014) [-]
I'm fine with (and even in favor of) mocking Tumblr, but if you're gonna do it at least find some topical attack relevant to the specific content posted instead of resorting to what everyone always says about every piece of Tumblr content
User avatar #30 to #25 - sinonyx
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(07/12/2014) [-]
you're on the "hate tumblr" bandwagon and i get that.. i really do

but.. no one in this comp say "i can't even" nor did they type with the alternating caps... no did they talk in all caps


point is, you're a ******* idiot and need to jump of that bandwagon for a little bit
User avatar #124 to #30 - matoob
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(07/12/2014) [-]
he needs to jump off of something but i don't think it's a bandwagon
User avatar #49 to #30 - punnyjunky
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(07/12/2014) [-]
This post is pretty bad though. It's just a whole lot of ******** stories made up for notes, and they've all been on FJ at one time or another anyway.
User avatar #93 to #49 - theshadowed
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Like every greentext and pretty much every post
#92 to #49 - norkas
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(07/12/2014) [-]
So are greentext stories which are for pinkies instead and no-one complains about them. Instead, we complain about Tumblr doing the same thing we do except without ">"s.

Pic related, it's a more detailed version of my argument
User avatar #94 to #92 - punnyjunky
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(07/12/2014) [-]
But these aren't funny. The ones on 4chan are obviously made to be fake, but are written well, and are funny as hell. These are just teenage girls with broken caps locks telling utter ******** in an uncreative way.
0/10
User avatar #100 to #94 - norkas
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Humour is subjective. I found the content funny and honestly I don't care if you didn't.

Putting little ">"s doesn't make a story creative. Saying insertfilenamehere.fileextension is done to death. Greentext stories aren't the god method of telling stories you think they are.

So stop sucking 4chin's dick.
#65 - anonmuncher
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Seapancake master race.
Seapancake master race.
User avatar #46 - brisen
Reply +43 123456789123345869
(07/12/2014) [-]
The top comments aren't exclusively bashing tumblr while completely ignoring the funny content? I must be going crazy.
User avatar #119 to #46 - alexanderburns
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(07/12/2014) [-]
It's hard to ignore funny content when there is none.
#7 - Sworley
Reply +36 123456789123345869
(07/11/2014) [-]
when you hit that realizing moment
when you hit that realizing moment
User avatar #51 to #7 - sovietsamurai
Reply +1 123456789123345869
(07/12/2014) [-]
Euphoria

That thing you're talking about is called euphoria

I'm so sorry ... I just had to
User avatar #56 to #51 - schneidend
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(07/12/2014) [-]
*epiphany
User avatar #58 to #56 - sovietsamurai
Reply +2 123456789123345869
(07/12/2014) [-]
Awe **** ... I was thinking about fedora faggots ...

I feel like a dumbass now ...

Thanks for correcting me bro
User avatar #62 - ButtonFly
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I started to seize revenge on my evil uncle Claudius

In west Denmark born and raised
In the castles lower bailey where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, fencing, relaxing all cool
Chillin' with some watchmen outside of school
When my evil Uncle Claudius, was up to no good
Decided to kill my father Hamlet because he thought he'd be hood
I got a little crazy and my mom got scared
And said to her new husband that I must be cared

I called on some players I knew would help me and when they came near
I told them how to mock the death of my father and it became clear
When Claudius ran out of the play after poison was dropped into one of the actors' ear
He was the true murderer and my revenge was sincere

I was called by my mom about seven or eight
And I yelled at her and she screamed for help
For someone was spying on us so my sword I whelped
and stabbed that darn Polonius right in the heart
User avatar #89 to #62 - yugiballs
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(07/12/2014) [-]
You have given me a respection
#141 to #62 - flipped
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#4 - include
Reply +29 123456789123345869
(07/11/2014) [-]
I think they were high when they wrote this.
User avatar #5 to #4 - lokkeduen
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(07/11/2014) [-]
i thjnk you thought you were on tumblr when you wrote this
#8 to #5 - include
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(07/11/2014) [-]
What do you mean?
What do you mean?
User avatar #9 to #8 - lokkeduen
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(07/11/2014) [-]
your comment is similar to "this whole site is on drugs". and i dont think they were
User avatar #10 to #9 - include
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(07/11/2014) [-]
That or they're idiots.
User avatar #11 to #10 - lokkeduen
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(07/11/2014) [-]
now you've got it
User avatar #12 to #4 - derivat
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(07/11/2014) [-]
As if this bunch of 13 year old knew how to get high
User avatar #29 to #12 - fuckfacez
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(07/12/2014) [-]
A lot of 13 year olds know how to get high
User avatar #28 to #12 - hydraetis
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(07/11/2014) [-]
Nowadays, I wouldn't be surprised.
#69 - zendif
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Albino Broccoli?



.... oh yeah... cauliflower... > . >
#77 - dasbrot
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(07/12/2014) [-]
Fresh Prince of Denmark