Scumbag fox. .. i dont see how its a scumbag fox.... he is giving him the food fox Cute
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User avatar #14 - badgersnacks ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
i dont see how its a scumbag fox.... he is giving him the food
#49 to #14 - icamebuckets (10/12/2013) [-]
He only wanted to go halfsies...
User avatar #62 to #14 - desuforeverlulz (10/12/2013) [-]
He (or OP) expected the fox to eat from his hand.
#99 to #14 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
He offered him a bite, but the bastard took the whole thing.
#65 to #14 - invadingaliens (10/12/2013) [-]
The funny thing is that the fox will most likely die due to eating the candy/chocolate bar.
#16 - mspaintpro (10/12/2013) [-]
I want to thumb up for the cute ass fox, also want to thumb down for your stupid 			*******		 title. I will skip.
I want to thumb up for the cute ass fox, also want to thumb down for your stupid ******* title. I will skip.
User avatar #51 to #16 - guyfunnyjunk (10/12/2013) [-]
He's a scumbag fox because he took it and ran rather than nibbling on it right there trustingly so the dude can enjoy his little moment with the fox and maybe cum in it's face once or twice stop being so narrowminded.
#121 to #16 - gare ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
User avatar #60 to #16 - sisterblister (10/12/2013) [-]
watch out you might get banned for this pic
#3 - foxrock (10/12/2013) [-]
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#6 to #3 - danster (10/12/2013) [-]
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#40 to #6 - metallicaone (10/12/2013) [-]
im sorry but that is one of cutest things i have ever seen
im sorry but that is one of cutest things i have ever seen
#41 to #40 - foxrock (10/12/2013) [-]
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#44 to #43 - foxrock (10/12/2013) [-]
No, metallicaone, do not rape the fox.
#45 to #44 - metallicaone (10/12/2013) [-]
BUT ITS SO DAMN CUTE
BUT ITS SO DAMN CUTE
#64 - newsugarbriches (10/12/2013) [-]
hes not a scumbag,  it was offered to him and then he took it, he didn't steal it it was given to him
hes not a scumbag, it was offered to him and then he took it, he didn't steal it it was given to him
User avatar #79 to #64 - fpsnoob (10/12/2013) [-]
I was about to say the same thing. I really don't see why that fox would be a scumbag.
User avatar #108 to #64 - spikethepony (10/12/2013) [-]
Not to mention he was probably scared out of his tiny fox mind. I mean, imagine your just walking around looking for **** to eat, then suddenly this giant ******* biped walks up and sticks its misshapen forelimb out with something that smells delicious attached at the end. That'd ******* terrify fox me.
User avatar #109 to #64 - The Fonz (10/12/2013) [-]
didnt say thank you
#39 - mangostormlegend ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
That moment when you realize that foxes are kind of like dog-cats
#124 to #39 - newforomador (10/12/2013) [-]
That's why I want to own a fox more than any other animal, except maybe a cheetah if I were pretty rich.
That's why I want to own a fox more than any other animal, except maybe a cheetah if I were pretty rich.
#110 to #39 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
well dogs and cats do come from the same ancient ancestor so it makes sense to have a couple of species in the middle. fun fact bears also com from said ancestor
User avatar #126 to #110 - infiniteduress (10/12/2013) [-]
That really isn't saying much since everything else has a common ancestor with dogs, cats and bears as well. That is kinda how Evolution works.
#102 - habanaro (10/12/2013) [-]
I want one
I want one

User avatar #122 to #102 - gare ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
They have domesticated foxes now.
User avatar #131 to #102 - atoma (10/12/2013) [-]
"brushie" "brushie"
User avatar #106 to #102 - Atilla (10/12/2013) [-]
GODDAMMIT HES ******* ADORABLE
#57 - whobobwhatpants (10/12/2013) [-]
in England we have a problem with these 			*******		 coming into peoples houses, and in some cases eating arms or faces of baby's  ... but apart from that, sure their cute!
in England we have a problem with these ******* coming into peoples houses, and in some cases eating arms or faces of baby's ... but apart from that, sure their cute!
User avatar #96 to #57 - zytherman (10/12/2013) [-]
I know what you mean.
Damn foxes, I WAS GONNA EAT THAT BABY
User avatar #63 to #57 - bckjoes (10/12/2013) [-]
Wait, what?

Do we?
User avatar #69 to #63 - holeymoley (10/12/2013) [-]
yeah, usually around yorkshire or manchester
#73 to #69 - cotterj (10/12/2013) [-]
so it's not really that big a deal, but it's the principle of the thing
#70 to #57 - jagenblitz (10/12/2013) [-]
Well maybe you guys should stop leaving your doors open. I mean do you really expect foxes to NOT take advantage of delicious baby flesh that's just laying out in the open?
User avatar #74 to #70 - holeymoley (10/12/2013) [-]
they come through cat / doggy doors
User avatar #75 to #74 - jagenblitz (10/12/2013) [-]
I feel like if these places have a known problem with foxes eating infants the obvious solution would be to not get doggy/cat doors.

But okay.
User avatar #76 to #75 - holeymoley (10/12/2013) [-]
you would think so wouldn't you. I've never had a problem since our doors are lockable.
#59 - quoterox (10/12/2013) [-]
>Foxes mentioned in content   
>Summon sparkyoneonetwo
>Foxes mentioned in content
>Summon sparkyoneonetwo
User avatar #67 to #59 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/12/2013) [-]
your late someone else alredy did it.
#72 to #67 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
it was me
#80 to #72 - quoterox (10/12/2013) [-]
Damn.
vaguely related picture
User avatar #88 to #80 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/12/2013) [-]
I can relate.
#36 - jagenblitz (10/12/2013) [-]
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#98 to #36 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
huh, i'm surprised no one has said it yet
maybe the internet does know restraint
#100 to #98 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
god damn it
User avatar #82 to #36 - badjokesjimmmy (10/12/2013) [-]
Firefox encountered an unexpected problem with Windows.
#25 - zarfnot (10/12/2013) [-]
If that's a chocolate bar i feel sorry for the fox, because high amounts of theobromine (chocolate) damages canidae's livers, and that again causes blindness. Chocolate is actually dangerous for humans too, but the lethal dose is way bigger. 4-5 kgs of normal chocolate and 3-4 kgs of dark chocolate kills you.

tl;dr don't give your dog, wolf, coyote or fox chocolate.

I'm sorry, but I am biochemist student.
#31 to #25 - skyelinesunrise (10/12/2013) [-]
humans bodies can process it much quicker than we can absorb it, so no matter how much we eat, we will be safe; most animals can't process it as fast as it is absorbed, so it builds up very quickly and takes a very long time to excrete.

baking chocolate, as well as cocoa mulch chips, have very large amounts, which are extremely dangerous. Dark chocolate has high amounts, but not as much. Milk chocolate has relatively low amounts, and a large animal like a fox can easily eat a couple candy bars without having any major health problems. White chocolate has virtually none, but it still has some small traces - but it would take a lot of it to be damaging.

However, it can be processed out of cocoa, its just expensive to do so, so prices of animal-friendly chocolate are much higher, they usually only bother for specialty animal-friendly products or for chocolate mulch since there is no risk to humans to eating it. Its entirely possible that this wasn't a dangerous chocolate bar, and even if it was, that fox will be fine just having one as a treat. Worst case it gets some diarrhea or pukes later and a couple stomach pains; it won't cause any lasting illness.
User avatar #52 to #31 - majikshroom (10/12/2013) [-]
What i learned on FJ today that will never be used or referenced in my life again...
#38 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
sparkyoneonetwo
sparkyoneonetwo
#68 to #66 - sanguinesolitude ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
fox related content, thought you might want to see it.
fox related content, thought you might want to see it.
User avatar #85 to #68 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/12/2013) [-]
Thankies <3
#118 - siksteen (10/12/2013) [-]
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#97 - hybridxproject (10/12/2013) [-]
i really want a pet fox
i really want a pet fox
User avatar #101 - oneeyedfreak (10/12/2013) [-]
Лиса и сникерс / Fox and Snickers sauce
User avatar #152 to #101 - furryflava (10/25/2013) [-]
lol the way he says "sneekers" :3
User avatar #78 - mutzaki ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Is that a chocolate bar? If so, wouldn't that be pretty lethal for the fox?
User avatar #91 to #78 - symphoric (10/12/2013) [-]
It depends. Some canines are more sensitive, at any point in time a dogs system could react to the chocolate, so it's never smart to chance giving a dog chocolate, not matter the amount.
User avatar #103 to #91 - canines ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
but-but ive been eating chocolate all day O.o am i going to day?
#135 to #103 - symphoric (10/13/2013) [-]
Please don't. :c
#137 to #135 - canines ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
well not dead yet, probably to badass for the chocolate
#138 to #137 - symphoric (10/13/2013) [-]
You tell that chocolate.
#141 to #138 - canines ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
these dogs just seems so dissapointed in their owners

but god damn ain they smashing
#144 to #141 - symphoric (10/13/2013) [-]
Lookin' so fine.~
#146 to #144 - canines ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
dem boots be matching everything
User avatar #148 to #146 - symphoric (10/15/2013) [-]
Dem legs.~
User avatar #149 to #148 - canines ONLINE (10/16/2013) [-]
i had totally forgotten about this thread, and now i wanna go and google animals in clothes again
#145 to #142 - symphoric (10/13/2013) [-]
Awhh where ya' goin'?
#143 to #142 - canines ONLINE (10/13/2013) [-]
you cant leave this beauty, he even has beer and chips for ya
User avatar #86 to #78 - jagenblitz (10/12/2013) [-]
It takes a significant amount of chocolate to cause health problems in dogs. I imagine the same would be true for a fox. Assuming that is chocolate the fox should be fine.
User avatar #32 - farn (10/12/2013) [-]
i cant see how the fox is a scumbag
User avatar #33 to #32 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (10/12/2013) [-]
He didn't say thank you
User avatar #35 to #33 - piddythediddy (10/12/2013) [-]
that's one thing the fox doesn't say
User avatar #4 - lexausaurusrex (10/12/2013) [-]
but what did it say
User avatar #7 to #4 - faithrider (10/12/2013) [-]
"mine"
#150 to #4 - anon (10/16/2013) [-]
0
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User avatar #116 to #4 - thegayman (10/12/2013) [-]
What does the fox say? The fox says look into the void. The fox says that the darkness is trying to tell you something. The fox says that you should probably start running now. The fox says something in a language so ancient that it cannot be translated into something a human would understand. The fox says not to looks behind you. The fox says to beware of mysterious strangers who carry umbrellas. The fox says that life is probably meaningless, but that doesn't mean you should stop trying.
The fox says nothing.
The fox says everything.
User avatar #22 to #4 - gotohemp (10/12/2013) [-]
foxes have a high pitch bark or a low pitched grunt

User avatar #111 to #4 - royrogersmcfreely (10/12/2013) [-]
show me the carfax!!
#123 to #4 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
What Does The Fox Say


u wot m8
User avatar #11 to #4 - waffies (10/12/2013) [-]

Scream of the red fox
User avatar #112 to #11 - hydraetis (10/12/2013) [-]
That's ******* terrifying
User avatar #12 to #11 - theviusking (10/12/2013) [-]
That sounds alot more awful than I've been lead to believe... I'd rather hear random screaming of "CHICK-A-CHICK,CHICK-A-CHICK,CHICK-A-CHICK" by a 20-something year old man in my back yard...Nature is scary... See I'd have one of those reaction Pic things for "DAM NATURE U SCARY" But I dont care enough to keep a folder of that **** , and am too lazy to search up and find a picture..
#5 to #4 - locoluco (10/12/2013) [-]
kill yourself
User avatar #120 to #5 - theincrediblemrk (10/12/2013) [-]
Yes.
#92 to #5 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
Some people like the song, get over it.
User avatar #93 to #92 - DamnJackieChan (10/12/2013) [-]
and some people hate you
#95 to #93 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
I don't understand why a stupid song can cause so much goddamn butthurt simply because it blew up and a lot of people watched it. You like it? whatever good for you. You hate it? Thats fine too. But since they don't have your opinion Im sure all the people who enjoyed it deserve to be castrated and forced into slavery right? And all the people who enjoyed Gangnam style, and all the people who liked whatever thing came before that.

At the end of the day its just a 3 minute song so who the **** cares?
User avatar #125 to #93 - leafonthewind (10/12/2013) [-]
most people
User avatar #107 - chupiter (10/12/2013) [-]
At first I thought that the chocolate was the tip of a shotgun or the likes. Was relieved when the head wasn't shot of.
#104 - septicaemic (10/12/2013) [-]
giving chocolate to a fox? good way to kill it fuker
User avatar #53 - lyder (10/12/2013) [-]
How is this a scumbag fox? The guy was offering him the candy. It'd be more of a scumbag if it knocked it out of his hand and started mauling him.
User avatar #61 to #53 - thegrimgenius (10/12/2013) [-]
I think it's a tv remote.
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