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Scumbag Jesus

Happy hirthday, Jesus!
Aw, thanks, Peter!
fen shouldn' t have,
Yeah, because I Well Jae us Ch rist,
always wear if yen hate them
Uganda's, Why that mu: h, we can
would I wear socks baek.
with sandals? I' d
leek. like an asshat
No, me, they' re fine.
Now lean put an
a puppet shew.
Hey, Jeane! It sure is swell Inf
ya to die to redeem my soul
from eternal
I wish there were some
way I canine repay yen...
cm, I knew!
PM get you a pair of sec}: s,
Huh, Turns em water is the
only thing yen can ma he whine.
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User avatar #1 - leebobo (12/10/2013) [-]
my first lol today.
#3 - respectyourmom (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#10 - princessren (12/10/2013) [-]
this was the best thing I have seen in awhile
this was the best thing I have seen in awhile
#23 - duvallwhitey (12/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thank you Jim Gaffigan for already telling the joke.
#27 - drunkfuck (12/10/2013) [-]
At first i thought about socks with sandals
#18 - skiskate (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
This style of comic reminds me of kodylol, Still fantastic nonetheless
This style of comic reminds me of kodylol, Still fantastic nonetheless
#12 - mcderper (12/10/2013) [-]
Jesus comp. enlarge
#4 - agentmoleman (12/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
Jebus our saviour..
#31 - darkbringer (12/10/2013) [-]
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#33 - abbaabbaabba (12/10/2013) [-]
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#16 - eddymolly ONLINE (12/10/2013) [-]
Tada!
#39 - infiniteduress (12/10/2013) [-]
I gave Jesus the voice of Archer.
I gave Jesus the voice of Archer.
User avatar #19 - desuforeverlulz (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
It was funnier when Jim Gaffigan told it, sorry.
User avatar #17 - AdamBaum (12/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Someone make a skit out of this right now please and film it for extreme lols.
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