Scumbag Guard. Made it on Memegenerator.... rowan a Fr Tannin TO BE. The law is the same for everyone. I for one admire their integrity. funny skyrim meme guard
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User avatar #1 - rikter (10/19/2013) [+] (19 replies)
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The law is the same for everyone. I for one admire their integrity.
#12 - nightmarecorpse (10/20/2013) [-]
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#67 to #12 - asdflower (10/20/2013) [-]
Gamer Poop - Skyrim (#5) @ 2:05
User avatar #15 to #5 - greenstrongworld (10/20/2013) [-]
Bring it back lol.
#22 to #5 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (10/20/2013) [-]
you can be high king of skyrim? tell me this isn't a joke.
#27 to #5 - blokrokker (10/20/2013) [-]
A well-timed use of this meme. I'm proud.
A well-timed use of this meme. I'm proud.
#20 - exceeding ONLINE (10/20/2013) [-]
The moment i stepped into your city everyone became my hostage
#4 - mraye (10/19/2013) [-]
To be honest if some guy discovered he could fly without wings, or mechanical assistance, we'd photograph the hell out of that and within weeks we'd all be like,

"Oh hey, there goes Larry, the Human Flying-Squirrel. Dick."
#25 - Ihazfunkitty (10/20/2013) [-]
>be harbinger of the companions   
>talk to a guard   
>"so, youre the new member of the companions? so you what, fetch the mead"   
>kill that guard   
>guise its cool, im the thane
>be harbinger of the companions
>talk to a guard
>"so, youre the new member of the companions? so you what, fetch the mead"
>kill that guard
>guise its cool, im the thane
#8 - trollzorr (10/19/2013) [-]
Me in skyrim
Me in skyrim
#14 to #8 - swiggityswoner (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #23 to #8 - merrymarvelite (10/20/2013) [-]
More appropriate for Trine.
#21 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY (10/20/2013) [-]
stole from secret chest and ended up overencumbered and decided to use whirlwind sprint to travel faster to smith my new stuff to make it better and then sell it. turn and see guard following me to tell me to stop. freak out and speed walk as fast as I can using whirlwind sprint as often as possible. turn around and hes right ******* behind me. feel like im in a horror movie where no matter how fast or how far you run that scary guy who was slowly walking behind you watching you run your ass off is right on your tail the entire ******* time.
User avatar #18 - redstonealchemist (10/20/2013) [-]
*see's well known hero of destiny take down three dragons simultaneously using a cacophony of Shouts*
"maybe i'm the dragonborn and didn't know it"
#96 - zomaru (10/20/2013) [-]
I'm sorry, what was that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of Instantaneous death.
User avatar #102 to #96 - popkornking (10/20/2013) [-]
Holy **** , even if that didn't kill them in one hit the other effects would completely cripple them for over 2 minutes.
User avatar #103 to #102 - zomaru (10/20/2013) [-]
A magics user sure. I just used it against the Ebony Warrior, because **** him.
User avatar #105 to #103 - popkornking (10/20/2013) [-]
I feel like it would be fun as **** to use that with the sneak perk that lets you poison others by placing poison in their inventory.
User avatar #106 to #105 - zomaru (10/20/2013) [-]
I never thought of that. But if you use the x16 sneak with daggers, and this poison, you can kill the World Eater in one hit.
#95 - atomicoption (10/20/2013) [-]
Then there's this 			******		.
Then there's this ****** .
#93 - romdadon (10/20/2013) [-]
hfw he tries to arrest the high king of skyrim
User avatar #37 - thejerseyjenn (10/20/2013) [-]
Well you have to remember than Ulfric shouted king Toryg apart.
User avatar #38 to #37 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
But according to his own words it was his sword that pierced Torygs chest
User avatar #40 to #38 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
Except, you know, Ulfric is traitorous, two-faced, backstabbing scum. He's working for the Thalmor, you find that out through a Thalmor Dossier.
User avatar #41 to #40 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
He isn't exactly working for the Thalmor. The Thalmor sparked the flame for the war but they lost contact to Ulfric.

And I've sided with the Empire and always let General Tullius kill him. Don't want him to be a martyr
User avatar #57 to #41 - TheFixer (10/20/2013) [-]
why do you side with the empire? **** the thalmors
User avatar #60 to #57 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
The empire hates the thalmor just as much the stormcloaks do. The only hope of overthrowing them is if the empire is together as one.
#97 to #60 - fbfislife (10/20/2013) [-]
though an united empire would seem better it is imo not. i dont really like the racist stormcloaks but if they are free of the empire they could fight the thalmor with the help of hammerfell (a country that already fights the thalmor on its own and is doing pretty gd). and because of the great war there is bad blood between the empire and hammerfell so if skyrim would not be free of the empire the alliance between hammerfell and skyrim wont happen.
soo yea the empire is a dead weight atm. i chose the empire on my 1st playthrough though
User avatar #99 to #97 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
Do you really think Stormcloaks would go to do war against thalmor? No. they'd be like "we got skyrim now, **** your thalmor problem"
User avatar #61 to #60 - TheFixer (10/20/2013) [-]
ive always just associated the empire with the thalmors and said **** that i might not agree with the stormcloaks but its better then siding with the thalmors/blades/empire. then i killed the emperor for the dark brotherhood and im keeping parthurnax alive cause **** the blades. also i think wih the dovahkin leading the assult (regardless of stormcloak or empire) there is precious little the thalmors can do.
User avatar #62 to #61 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah let's see 1 guy lead an assault against an army that is hundreds of times larger than the stormcloak army. The dragonborn is not immortal and you can't alone be on every single battlefield.
User avatar #63 to #62 - TheFixer (10/20/2013) [-]
idk with the build i have going on him hes pretty damned hard to kill. i have 2 sets of legendary daedric armor one is enchanted so that my destruction and conjuration costs me no mana the other has illusion and restoration costing me nothing. additionally im a vampire lord and i have the better vampire mod installed (there is a power that lets me feed off of people and turn them into vampires in that mod) so i can literally raise my own army; and i have harkons sword and ive upgraded it at the forge to legendary/flawless which means on every hit i restore mana hp and stamina. im basically an immortal
User avatar #64 to #63 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
You're boring.
User avatar #69 to #64 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
I agree with you there. I always sided with the Empire.
See, if the stormcloaks win, then great, they won independence. ... Now what?
There's a ton of foreshadowing hinting at a second great war approaching in Skyrim. With all the Thalmor does, the strife caused, everything, it's inevitable.
When that time comes, without Skyrim in the Empire... then everybody is ****** . Not just the Nords, not just the Imperials. Everyone. Remember how the Thalmor led genocides against their own people? That, except on the scale of the entire continent. They would purge all the human and non-high/wood elf races. And even then only certain sections of the wood and high elves. They'd kill everyone. There'd have to be a unified force rallied against them, and that means not only Imperials, but Nords, Orcs, Dark Elves, dragons, everyone.

And this is what I hope will be next:
Elder Scrolls VI: Alliance.
User avatar #80 to #69 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [-]
well, apparently you know what you're doing. so, what fighting style should I adopt for my new argonain account?
User avatar #81 to #80 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
Is this modded or not? If it's modded, it depends. If it's vanilla skyrim... you're the god damn Dragonborn. Use all of them.
But to be honest, not sure. Perhaps assassin; rising from the depths of the sea to stab a guard in the back would be pretty kickass.
User avatar #82 to #81 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [-]
I don't have mods. I was almost thinking a heavy type thing. but you're also the second person who was assassin\rouge.
User avatar #83 to #82 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
Well, are you open to using mods? I could recommend a few that'd vastly improve character creation and the RPG aspect of Skyrim.
Unless you're on 360, of course.
User avatar #84 to #83 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #87 to #84 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
Sorry for bringing up a touchy subject... It was unintentional, I assure you.
But yeah, one flaw with Skyrim is that you can seriously be every single fighting style at the same time. Just experiment around, see what works for you. I prefer mage or dual-wielding swordsman, myself. Just gotta mess around, figure out what you're comfortable with.
User avatar #88 to #87 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [-]
ha, I didn't notice the 'all caps rage' I just produced. but yea im thinking just a heavy warrior right now. ill have to see how it works out for me.
User avatar #89 to #88 - mitchr (10/20/2013) [-]
Yeah. Plus, hey, you don't have to level up immediately, right?
User avatar #58 to #57 - demonicchimera (10/20/2013) [-]
I sided with the empire then went about killing every Thalmor I saw.
User avatar #59 to #58 - TheFixer (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #42 to #41 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
I always decapitated him and stuck his head in a bowl of fruit.
User avatar #43 to #42 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
I like your style.
User avatar #45 to #43 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
I just wish I could soultrap him, I wanted to make him into a pair of magic slippers.
User avatar #46 to #45 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
He ends up to Sovngarde if you've finished the civil war before killing Alduin. He then there states that he was a fool and united Skyrim would be better for everyone.
User avatar #47 to #46 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
I still wanted to imprison him in a soul gem for all eternity. Maybe chuck it into a lake.
User avatar #48 to #47 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
But he would end up to Soul Cairn then.
User avatar #49 to #48 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
Only if I used the soul gem. Before that, he's stuck in a rock.
User avatar #50 to #49 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
Ah yes. But then some sorry fool would find it.
User avatar #51 to #50 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
Who's gonna find it in the bottom of the ocean?
User avatar #52 to #51 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
Hmm... Maybe some fish ate it and then got fished? I know, this is far fetched and would never really happen
User avatar #53 to #52 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
Well how about I just shove it up your asshole? I could also drop it IN the Soul Cairn.
User avatar #54 to #53 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
You'd like that wouldn't you? I would
User avatar #55 to #54 - heartlessrobot (10/20/2013) [-]
Only if you shove a dragonbone warhammer in mah butt.
#56 to #55 - sirfapaton (10/20/2013) [-]
Seems like we've come to an agreement.
User avatar #39 to #38 - thejerseyjenn (10/20/2013) [-]
He still used the Thu'um to defeat him though. So that might be why the guards say it's making people nervous.
User avatar #44 to #37 - autoflame (10/20/2013) [-]
User avatar #66 - thrashbat **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
I used to use ancient power too... until I took an arrow to the knee!
#104 - anon (10/20/2013) [-]
I was in Whiterun and I see an imperial messenger go running through the city, mind you the city is controlled by the Stormcloaks. So I kill him and he falls behind the smiths workbench and I try to move the body to a more appropriate place, under bridge at the entrance of the town. Next thing you know I'm swarmed by guards, kill them all, throw them and their equipment into the ravine, I get arrested for dropping one of the swords on the ground.
User avatar #79 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [-]
I made a new playthrough. what fighting style should I adopt?
#85 to #79 - anon (10/20/2013) [-]
Your mom.
User avatar #86 to #85 - nativninja (10/20/2013) [-]
no, too fat.
#78 - arcticassassin (10/20/2013) [-]
mfw this happens
#77 - comicsjoey **User deleted account** (10/20/2013) [-]
**comicsjoey rolled a random image posted in comment #68 at The face, it's the face! ** my ancient power
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