Scumbag Guard. Made it on Memegenerator.... rowan a Fr Tannin TO BE. The law is the same for everyone. I for one admire their integrity. funny skyrim meme guard
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - rikter
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The law is the same for everyone. I for one admire their integrity.
User avatar #6 to #1 - heartlessrobot
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I for one, used them to level up my stealth AND archery at the same time.
User avatar #29 to #6 - fgtometer
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You can also use them to level up your pickpocketing! One of the perks for that is an extra 100 carry weight.
User avatar #30 to #29 - heartlessrobot
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Yep. And NEVER get the steed stone, you'll never be able to get rid of it. You'll always have too much **** that you "need".
User avatar #31 to #30 - fgtometer
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Yeah, one of my main problems with the game was the ridiculous amount of mid-tier loot you get. Valuable enough to be worth taking but a pain to constantly sell it off
User avatar #32 to #31 - heartlessrobot
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At one point I had 300 lbs of gems and potions.
User avatar #33 to #32 - fgtometer
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Potions are easy enough to sell, as for gems, just smith them into jewellery, enchant the jewellery, then sell it. Levels up a few things at once
User avatar #35 to #33 - tailsx
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I have a whole cabinet that is full of gems, so many gems...
User avatar #34 to #33 - heartlessrobot
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I already have more gold than I will ever spend. So, I built all three houses, and in the one I put in each safe the different paragons, and then put in matching gems and dragonclaws. Sapphires in with the sapphire paragon, rubies in with the ruby paragon. And I'll always need that potion I will never use.
User avatar #7 to #6 - rikter
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Fun times. "Someone there? Guess not." Never mind the seventeen arrows sticking from the head.
#75 to #1 - blackrookfiend
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Integrity? Sure. That bribe I slipped them just reeks of strong principles alright.

Pic slightly related.
User avatar #98 to #75 - brotherhood
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pic is very related seeing as she is cosplaying aelia who is in the same town
User avatar #90 to #1 - trollypollyz [OP]
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You got stickied enjoy the likes
User avatar #91 to #90 - rikter
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I've never been stickied before. This is so exiting.
User avatar #92 to #91 - trollypollyz [OP]
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Enjoy it while it lasts
#2 to #1 - kaboomz
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this man knows things
#28 to #1 - witislimited
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User avatar #36 to #1 - akkere
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>The law is the same for everyone

"Wait, I'm the thane of [guard's town]!"
User avatar #101 to #36 - popkornking
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*Kills half the city with Amulet of Articulation* "Anyway I could talk you out of this"
User avatar #9 to #1 - geofalke
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Not only that, but he's curious and polite about it. I mean you can obviously tell that he's she's in some cases nervous about asking YOU the Dovakin to stop with the shouting, but he STILL does his job of keeping the peace. City guards don't get nearly he credit that they deserve
#5 - lordfluffs
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User avatar #15 to #5 - greenstrongworld
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Bring it back lol.
#22 to #5 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
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you can be high king of skyrim? tell me this isn't a joke.
User avatar #24 to #22 - bitchpleaseshutup
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#27 to #5 - blokrokker
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A well-timed use of this meme. I'm proud.
A well-timed use of this meme. I'm proud.
#13 - miscarriage
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#76 to #13 - arcticassassin
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#12 - nightmarecorpse
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#67 to #12 - asdflower
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Gamer Poop - Skyrim (#5) @ 2:05
#8 - trollzorr
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Me in skyrim
Me in skyrim
#14 to #8 - swiggityswoner
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2spooky
User avatar #23 to #8 - merrymarvelite
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More appropriate for Trine.
#20 - exceeding
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The moment i stepped into your city everyone became my hostage
#4 - mraye
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To be honest if some guy discovered he could fly without wings, or mechanical assistance, we'd photograph the hell out of that and within weeks we'd all be like,

"Oh hey, there goes Larry, the Human Flying-Squirrel. Dick."
#25 - Ihazfunkitty
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>be harbinger of the companions   
>talk to a guard   
>"so, youre the new member of the companions? so you what, fetch the mead"   
>kill that guard   
>guise its cool, im the thane
>be harbinger of the companions
>talk to a guard
>"so, youre the new member of the companions? so you what, fetch the mead"
>kill that guard
>guise its cool, im the thane
#21 - CHODYTHEBLAKGUY
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stole from secret chest and ended up overencumbered and decided to use whirlwind sprint to travel faster to smith my new stuff to make it better and then sell it. turn and see guard following me to tell me to stop. freak out and speed walk as fast as I can using whirlwind sprint as often as possible. turn around and hes right ******* behind me. feel like im in a horror movie where no matter how fast or how far you run that scary guy who was slowly walking behind you watching you run your ass off is right on your tail the entire ******* time.
User avatar #18 - redstonealchemist
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*see's well known hero of destiny take down three dragons simultaneously using a cacophony of Shouts*
"maybe i'm the dragonborn and didn't know it"