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Scott Disick

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to show the world that i do not have an implant
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#14 - yourmomsintern (06/26/2014) [-]
This guy is on the show so that guys that are stuck watching it with their girlfriends are entertained.
#114 - anonimperiumreturn (06/26/2014) [-]
There really is a "might" symbol afterall
User avatar #12 - gibroner (06/25/2014) [-]
he deserves his own show
User avatar #104 to #12 - froggets (06/26/2014) [-]
Considering the Kardashians got their own show, I don't see how that could be a problem
User avatar #128 to #12 - messerauditore (06/26/2014) [-]
"Putting up with the Kardashians"
#136 to #128 - gibroner (06/26/2014) [-]
that's ******* brilliant
#91 to #4 - tehavatar ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
guys who have girlfriends that watch this **** deserve to therefor watch this ****
mfw those guys
#129 to #91 - jukuku (06/26/2014) [-]
**jukuku rolled image**
#190 to #91 - yuukoku (06/26/2014) [-]
That's sort of ambiguous. Do you mean that if your girlfriend is stupid enough to watch this, then you deserve to suffer, or do you mean that if your girlfriend is stupid enough to watch this, you deserve a good laugh at Scott Disick?
User avatar #168 to #91 - cabbagemayhem (06/26/2014) [-]
not very many people understood your comment right away or not very many people have girlfriends
User avatar #1 - srhkid (06/25/2014) [-]
Heh heh, that guy.. id watch the show just to see his smart ass
User avatar #153 to #1 - elcreepo (06/26/2014) [-]
Yeah but they split and now she's marrying kayne
User avatar #187 to #153 - iraniie (06/26/2014) [-]
It's Kourtney that's with scott, not Kim

Source: Got two sisters
User avatar #189 to #187 - elcreepo (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh, well I'm not sure cos I don't watch the show

All I know is that in this post someone mentioned Kris and the tabloids were screaming about her dumping him
User avatar #184 to #1 - technique (06/26/2014) [-]
I just gave you colored text my son
User avatar #194 to #184 - srhkid (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh boy! Its white!
User avatar #193 to #184 - srhkid (06/26/2014) [-]
How??
User avatar #230 to #193 - technique (06/26/2014) [-]
I was your 500th thumb
#199 to #193 - twilightdusk (06/26/2014) [-]
Eventually an item will be added to your inventory which you can use to pick your color for a week from using the item.
User avatar #203 to #199 - srhkid (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh that is awesome! Ive never had colored text before.. thanka man
User avatar #107 to #1 - brenton (06/26/2014) [-]
Problem is you'll have to put up with seeing all the dumb asses too.
#200 to #107 - pwnlvf (06/26/2014) [-]
Well I'd put up with the big asses too
#10 - Sworley (06/25/2014) [-]
might be full of himself, but as long as he is funny its fine with me
might be full of himself, but as long as he is funny its fine with me
User avatar #2 - eddio (06/25/2014) [-]
Does anybody know a compilation video of this guy's antics?
User avatar #125 to #2 - traks (06/26/2014) [-]
thispicture.mp4
User avatar #8 to #3 - charagrin (06/25/2014) [-]
In all honesty, I would watch the Kardashians just to see him be himself.
User avatar #9 to #8 - imashitbricks (06/25/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #5 to #3 - eddio (06/25/2014) [-]
I really, REALLY love you.
User avatar #108 to #3 - brenton (06/26/2014) [-]
Holy **** his voice is annoying.
User avatar #27 - trisketthebiskit (06/26/2014) [-]
this post falsely proposes that the show is watchable
User avatar #50 - deadlydong (06/26/2014) [-]
i want more of him on here because i will not bring my self to watch that show. He seems to be the only watchable part of the show
#103 - mathiaslundem (06/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#28 - givememoarpony (06/26/2014) [-]
implying this show is remotely watchable
implying this show is remotely watchable
#105 to #28 - chrispoot (06/26/2014) [-]
Well, he makes it watchable, that's for sure

pic unrelated
User avatar #106 to #105 - thesirofponies (06/26/2014) [-]
lil b would be proud at that.
User avatar #112 to #28 - masterions (06/26/2014) [-]
Thank you, I thought I'm the only one
User avatar #17 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
I have to get my balls X rayed soon to check out what these lumps are.
Im scared.
or ultrasound whatever
User avatar #137 to #17 - sciencexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
Ha! You're gonna have fun. Firstly, the gel they use if you're getting ultrasound is cold. Really cold. Like, shrinking dick cold. Secondly, as long as your balls don't hurt a lot, you probably haven't got cancer or anything. If you do, and you don't feel much pain or not a lot, then it should likely be operable, provided it isn't too large. Good luck and I hope you don't get embarrassed easily, because it can feel humiliating to some. Don't die.
User avatar #143 to #137 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
This is making me feel great.
User avatar #145 to #143 - sciencexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
Seriously, it's not a problem. At 16, you're unlikely to have fully developed cancer, so there's, dare i say it with no further information, a 98.5% chance of you coming out unscathed. The last marginal part requires surgery and is relatively minor. I promise you'll pull through.
User avatar #165 to #145 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
Finding lumps on your nuts is a scary thing, so thank you, scienceexplain, this actually did make me feel a lot better
if i make it out alive do you wanna bang later maybe
User avatar #166 to #165 - sciencexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
Depends... Are you a dude? I know the irony, it's a joke.
User avatar #170 to #166 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
Surprisingly enough, no. I just have nuts.
User avatar #174 to #170 - sciencexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
So what defines a dude, then?
User avatar #175 to #174 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
I have a vagina and all the inner bits that come with it, titties, and I am able togive birth to children. I just have a nutsack buried deep in my taint.
User avatar #177 to #175 - sciencexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
That's deep, man. punpunpunpunpun
User avatar #179 to #177 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
so you down to **** or what
User avatar #182 to #179 - sciencexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
hells yeah my man
User avatar #185 to #182 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
lets see some dong pics then boy
User avatar #188 to #185 - sciencexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
Can't. Camera isn't big enough.
User avatar #198 to #188 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
face shot then bb
User avatar #201 to #198 - sciencexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
First rule of the internet: Don't post face pics to people you don't know. I don't want it shopped onto pictures of gay porn.
#204 to #201 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
pls bae
User avatar #205 to #204 - sciencexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
no i already have a bae
#206 to #205 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
I can give you everything you've evr wanted
User avatar #207 to #206 - sciencexplain (06/26/2014) [-]
stap das ghay
#209 to #207 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
Its only gay if you don't like it
Its only gay if you don't like it
#19 to #17 - leathermanshadow (06/26/2014) [-]
Don't you die on me. Good luck you brave man.
User avatar #23 to #19 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
I'll try and make it back, man. I won't leave you.
I love you brother.
its probably just a cyst, surgery and some stitches and im good to go
User avatar #21 to #17 - Nihatclodra ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Aids.
User avatar #54 to #17 - mulciber ONLINE (06/26/2014) [-]
Coming from a man trying to grow his third testicle, I understand that fear. By the way, the lube for the ultrasound isn't room temperature. It's slightly refrigerated. So, y'know, they have to dig to actually find them.
User avatar #57 to #54 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
Oh god dammit, a 60 year old man fondling the balls of a 16 year old sound GRAND TO ME.
User avatar #126 to #57 - bladeboy (06/26/2014) [-]
Enjoy the uncomfortable boner
User avatar #144 to #126 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
What if I cum on him by accident
User avatar #154 to #57 - iatedub (06/26/2014) [-]
At least it isn't a 67 year old woman like I had.....

User avatar #164 to #154 - shogg (06/26/2014) [-]
that is my fetish
#88 - xwhitewingx (06/26/2014) [-]
i like how he disses the kardashian and got away with it.
#24 - morelazors (06/26/2014) [-]
I see. This is the reason people watch this God-awful ****** garbage piece of **** show.
#146 - zomitlu (06/26/2014) [-]
He looks like a mixture of Christian Bale and Jared Leto
#124 - lucariopwnz (06/26/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#56 - anon (06/26/2014) [-]
He's the only person in that family that I even remotely like.
User avatar #64 to #56 - targaryren (06/26/2014) [-]
not Bruce?
User avatar #11 - ozzkey (06/25/2014) [-]
No **** this guy looks like christian bale
#13 to #11 - anon (06/26/2014) [-]
In the notebook reference when he's pointing it reminded me of Christian Bale pointing in American Psycho during a sex scene
#132 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/26/2014) [-]
people saying they only watch the show for him. not realizing he is purposely written like that to get the hater demographic to support the show   
   
mfw you're all sheep and probably watch total divas too
people saying they only watch the show for him. not realizing he is purposely written like that to get the hater demographic to support the show

mfw you're all sheep and probably watch total divas too
User avatar #150 to #132 - gereorth (06/26/2014) [-]
I don't mind watching something that interests me.
User avatar #133 to #132 - tylereatschildren (06/26/2014) [-]
your name literally has the word bait in it; if you want to try make a new account
#134 to #133 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/26/2014) [-]
implying you understand how tv execs work.    
   
   
lol guys tylereatschildren thinks reality tv isn't scripted. laugh at his misogyny
implying you understand how tv execs work.


lol guys tylereatschildren thinks reality tv isn't scripted. laugh at his misogyny
User avatar #135 to #134 - tylereatschildren (06/26/2014) [-]
do you know what misogyny means?
#138 to #135 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/26/2014) [-]
you don't always have to use a word based on the definition previously assigned to it
you don't always have to use a word based on the definition previously assigned to it
#171 to #138 - RedJoker (06/26/2014) [-]
>you don't always have to use a word based on the definition previously assigned to it
User avatar #140 to #138 - tylereatschildren (06/26/2014) [-]
if you want a single person to understand what you're trying to say you do
#142 to #140 - baitdoesnttalkback (06/26/2014) [-]
you know nuffin jon sno
User avatar #151 to #142 - tylereatschildren (06/26/2014) [-]
**** ya got me
User avatar #211 to #151 - Sethorein (06/26/2014) [-]
To be fair, he worded his reply poorly.

He should have said that words have multiple meanings.
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