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User avatar #10 - atoaster (11/24/2015) [-]
For some reason the camera work and the egg made me think an egg was going to be smashed against a naked leg at every moment.

Thanks, HowtoBasic.
User avatar #63 to #10 - tapberry (11/25/2015) [-]
how2 ****
User avatar #81 to #63 - ministermax ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-]
Dude you are just on a *********** spree
User avatar #76 to #10 - popeflatus (11/25/2015) [-]
leg so hot
hot hot leg
leg so hot
you fry a egg
User avatar #80 to #76 - iamtheballsack (11/25/2015) [-]
I don't know what this means but i like it
#1 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
The scotch egg is culinary crime. You might as well make an epic meal time "meal"
User avatar #5 to #1 - deathweaver (11/24/2015) [-]
Nah
User avatar #42 to #1 - thattessachick (11/25/2015) [-]
I'd stuff a scotch egg up your ass and it'd still be less salty than you.
User avatar #12 to #1 - etfhan (11/24/2015) [-]
Don't knock it. I did that once lived in a mansion of a house in college, pretty much an apartment building only with a shared kitchen and tv room, pool room, entrance, dining room. Maybe it's more like a hotel. We had a culinary grade deep fryer. My one housemate and I made bacon wrapped, whiskey battered, deep fried mcgangbangs. It was actually really delicious, but we both could feel the sandwiches going through us nastiest deuce I ever took in my life. Watch peanutbitter's gummy bear thing to give you an idea.
#11 to #1 - billyblooper (11/24/2015) [-]
You clearly aren't scottish
User avatar #32 to #11 - crampers (11/25/2015) [-]
But they were actual invented in London 1951. In a shop called Fortnum and Mason's
#45 to #32 - angelusprimus (11/25/2015) [-]
Yeah, but their cook looked like this.
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User avatar #53 to #45 - The Last Templar (11/25/2015) [-]
That has got to be the most Scottish man I have ever seen...
User avatar #49 to #45 - oniko (11/25/2015) [-]
omg
User avatar #46 to #45 - crampers (11/25/2015) [-]
What's that on your leg? is it a scotch egg?
User avatar #56 to #32 - bladeguy (11/25/2015) [-]
Contrary to popular belief, its a non scotch dish and thats a relief. 'cause a scotch egg, is not a scotch egg.
User avatar #3 to #1 - samthediv ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
m8
**** off
scotch eggs are the ******* best.
Any ******* buffet or picnic is incomplete without them
User avatar #7 to #3 - punorcib (11/24/2015) [-]
****** looks it! is this at all anything to make for thanksgiving? like maybe a side snack while the turkey is being awesomified in the ovenator?
User avatar #9 to #7 - samthediv ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Aye it is, but if theyre gonna be a appetisers you can make smaller, bitesize ones.
Recipe here: www.shecookssheeats.co.uk/mini-baked-scotch-eggs/

Another thing that goes hand in hand with scotch eggs is pork pies
Recipe: www.goodtoknow.co.uk/recipes/270442/pork-pie
#24 to #3 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
that and the english cock you suck you ******* faget voting against your own independence... live on your knees bitches
#21 - duvallwhitey (11/24/2015) [-]
What is this, imgur?
User avatar #37 to #21 - raynagrimm (11/25/2015) [-]
yes, everything FP here tends to come from yesterday's FP of imgur. eventually you have to just pic one or the other.
#30 to #21 - stormieskys (11/24/2015) [-]
Dude, a lot of the **** you see on here are reposts from imgur. Imgur is like the love child of 4chan and tumblr, while Funnyjunk is like the love child of 4chan and imgur.

That probably explains why we are so ******* autistic.
#66 to #30 - motherfuckingkenji (11/25/2015) [-]
FJ is actually the oldest of all the sites you mentioned.
User avatar #71 to #66 - thisisansfwaccount (11/25/2015) [-]
KNAWLEDGE
User avatar #90 to #30 - duvallwhitey (11/25/2015) [-]
I do apologize for my buttholiness. I was a bit grumpy because I have strep or something.
User avatar #15 - grovesimus (11/24/2015) [-]
Ew, I am looking for a breakfast not a smoothie. Hate liquid eggs.
#20 to #15 - wiewatwaar (11/24/2015) [-]
boil 'em longer.
User avatar #89 to #20 - grovesimus (11/25/2015) [-]
I know, I just can't fathom why some people like them like this.
#36 - apelo (11/25/2015) [-]
this goes in my favourites of cool **** i see and tell myself ill do but will never do
User avatar #51 to #36 - Trashcat (11/25/2015) [-]
your not alone
#60 - brucieblue (11/25/2015) [-]
Gotta love food porn.
User avatar #72 to #60 - tyrson (11/25/2015) [-]
>>#67
Have you seen the movie "Chef"?
It's on netflix, and it's a pretty good movie with plenty of good foodporn shots
User avatar #67 to #60 - NegateThat (11/25/2015) [-]
I now have a RAGING ladyboner. brb about to destroy the fridge
#83 to #60 - chaosraptor (11/25/2015) [-]
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what is brucieblues fave food
User avatar #88 to #83 - brucieblue (11/25/2015) [-]
Kielbasa with some potatoes, onion, green peppers and SWEET N' SOUR sauce.
#84 to #60 - drynix (11/25/2015) [-]
Here, have a longer version that will make you creme brulet your pants
User avatar #91 to #84 - mulk (11/28/2015) [-]
sweet merciful behemoth what is this from?
#44 - Byte (11/25/2015) [-]
And still gooey on the inside. Finally, someone knows how to make it right.
#54 to #44 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
Or eat them raw, still is good.
User avatar #55 to #54 - Byte (11/25/2015) [-]
Raw eggs really aren't that bad tasting. The slimy feeling will get you, though.
#34 - Hiago (11/25/2015) [-]
God damn do these people make me hungry
www.facebook.com/buzzfeedtasty/
User avatar #29 - godisbert ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
We call those "Bolovo" in Brasil Lit. Cakegg .Its such a culinary crime I always assumed it was a brazilian thing.
User avatar #65 - smartythechicken (11/25/2015) [-]
they forgot to add chicken
User avatar #19 - fiveblackmen (11/24/2015) [-]
That looks amazing but also looks like a retarded amount of work for what is essentially just eggs and sausage.
#40 to #19 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
"sausage"
User avatar #27 to #19 - romuarska (11/24/2015) [-]
wtf youre talking about
how am i getting this feeling youre one of those people who microwave everything
#82 - edgymemelord (11/25/2015) [-]
personally I prefer to spend my day jacking it to diaper ponies but maybe I'll do this some time
ain't she cute fam
#87 to #82 - lukashein (11/25/2015) [-]
You gotta step up your bait game, brotha. Really, the diaper pony stuff is already gone, you1ll keep at 0
#85 to #82 - spookswoo (11/25/2015) [-]
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User avatar #70 - Silver Quantum ONLINE (11/25/2015) [-]
egg didn't need to be flowered since it has a slippery surface so the flower isn't going to adhere to it anyway. and it's even more pointless if the egg is inside the meat.
User avatar #50 - joshlol (11/25/2015) [-]
more like this
User avatar #43 - shitshitshit (11/25/2015) [-]
******* awesome
#17 - maddboiy (11/24/2015) [-]
bueno
User avatar #13 - yonyon (11/24/2015) [-]
We've got the same thing in Belgium, we call it a "bird's nest".
#61 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
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**anonymous rolled image**That's not a ****** sausage mate, that's ****** minced meat mate.
#39 - anon (11/25/2015) [-]
did not need to flower that egg

also that is not sausage...
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