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Science

I HAVE AN ACTUAL
TOB AND I DONT
LIVE AT HOME,
i" 5159“
IN TROUBLING
ECONOMIC TIMEE, MY
FINANCIAL STABILITY
APPEALS " YOUR
SURVIVAL INSTINCTS.
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User avatar #37 to #5 - whysodank (04/07/2014) [-]
For those who are lost while reading these posts.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3HErOOaAfs
User avatar #33 to #5 - prontoon (04/07/2014) [-]
momspaghetti.ytmnd.com/
literally the most related thing to this.
User avatar #21 to #5 - thinkwithportals (04/06/2014) [-]
there's spaghetti on her spaghetti already, mom's spaghetti
User avatar #29 to #21 - theturtlehermit (04/07/2014) [-]
shes nervous, but on the surface she looks calm spaghetti
User avatar #62 to #29 - songemot (04/07/2014) [-]
To drop mom's spaghetti but she keeps on spaghetti
#3 - PenguinsOfMars (04/06/2014) [-]
This will be useful
#63 to #3 - anon (04/07/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** Let's see if I roll it.
#81 to #3 - notsureifanon (04/07/2014) [-]
**notsureifanon rolled image** What makes me bored and aroused at the same time.
**notsureifanon rolled image** What makes me bored and aroused at the same time.
#28 - kurd (04/07/2014) [-]
You all know it had to be done.
#31 to #28 - RedHulk (04/07/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** **** yeah elvis
#18 - lolzordz ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
#57 - mrgoodlove (04/07/2014) [-]
I wish I was as smooth as dilbert.
#17 - include (04/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#79 - wholesomeburn (04/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #82 to #79 - vitlavie (04/07/2014) [-]
this gif, i must have it
#88 to #82 - wholesomeburn (04/07/2014) [-]
Take it my friend!
Take it my friend!
#65 - peterbowser (04/07/2014) [-]
**peterbowser rolled image** <--- Yeah! Science bitch!
User avatar #30 - pepemex (04/07/2014) [-]
So he wants to be with a woman that's only with him for his money, he might as well get a hooker twice a week.
User avatar #4 - perform (04/06/2014) [-]
He's constantly being mindblown.
User avatar #66 - hektoroftroy (04/07/2014) [-]
I've never even cracked a smile at a dilbert comic.
User avatar #51 - twofreegerbils (04/07/2014) [-]
If you don't live at home, then where the **** do you live? At your not-home, in your not-house?
User avatar #36 - justbrandonreally (04/07/2014) [-]
Don't try this.
It doesn't work.
#38 - biebergotback **User deleted account** (04/07/2014) [-]
THIS IS WHAT APPEALS TO ME IN TROUBLING ECONOMIC TIMES
#90 to #38 - anon (04/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#47 to #38 - anon (04/07/2014) [-]
USING THE SAME PICTURE AND CAPS LOCK WONT EARN YOU ANY THUMBS ******
#64 to #47 - biebergotback **User deleted account** (04/07/2014) [-]
IT'S NOT ABOUT THUMBS, IT'S ABOUT SENDING A MESSAGE
User avatar #73 to #64 - norkas (04/07/2014) [-]
A message about your limited mental capabilities?
#56 to #47 - sgtxrootbeer ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
**** , i would give him my thumb
#75 to #38 - newdevyx (04/07/2014) [-]
Showing some little girl's ass on the internet.
Showing some little girl's ass on the internet.
User avatar #7 - NeucularNINJA (04/06/2014) [-]
FACT: Not wearing deodorant keeps you from masking your hormones and, in turn, makes women more attracted to you...
User avatar #52 to #7 - twofreegerbils (04/07/2014) [-]
This guy is right. Nobody realizes it because any time they stop wearing deodorant or forget to put it on for a day, they smell like **** all day. But that's how it is. The first day you don't wear it, you smell like **** . The next day, you smell even worse. But around the third or fourth day, in my experience, you lose the "B.O." smell and the pheromones start to manifest. Then it becomes a really musky, sexual smell.

I don't know why it takes a few days for it to happen, that's just how it's always been for me.
User avatar #67 to #7 - perform (04/07/2014) [-]
I'm not sure if you're aware, but body odour does not originate from a human being.
#68 to #7 - mrdrpage (04/07/2014) [-]
You nasty **** .
User avatar #74 to #7 - bunt (04/07/2014) [-]
That's why I'm so attracted to sticky sweaty stinky Jewish Africans
User avatar #78 to #7 - demonssoul (04/07/2014) [-]
FACT: not wearing deodorant makes you smell like a goddamn hobo.
User avatar #84 to #7 - danniegurl (04/07/2014) [-]
No. There's this guy who has the worst BO and he's socially awkward to boot. It's not a fun experience seeing him on fridays.
User avatar #86 to #7 - niggernazi (04/07/2014) [-]
its a social construct, in stonage time it was a sign of hard work. now in the civilized era hard work is frowned upon and women are atracted to puny twig boys

and that pretty much why i dont have a gf ;__;
User avatar #12 to #7 - Dember ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
I think you mean pheromones, not hormones. And as a female, I personally find sweaty males really gross. Personal hygiene is important.
User avatar #13 to #12 - NeucularNINJA (04/06/2014) [-]
I didn't say to stink I said not to wear deodorant. Use scentless bath soap and stuff like that. And yes I did mean pheromones
User avatar #14 to #13 - Dember ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
Lack of deodorant typically indicates sweatiness, and yes, the bacteria in that does have an unpleasantly pungent odor. Not saying other girls wouldn't like it - but I happen to find it repulsive.
User avatar #15 to #14 - NeucularNINJA (04/06/2014) [-]
There's non-deodorant deodorants you can use... if that makes sense. Basically, what deodorant is made of masks pheromones, so if you use like a salt-crystal deodorant or something natural it... doesn't. I probably should have worded it better in the first place my bad
#24 to #15 - ellojello (04/07/2014) [-]
The word you're looking for is "non-scented deodorant." It stops sweating without making you smell like summer mist or whatever the **** people like to smell like.

Also, from my limited biochemical knowledge, you are totally incorrect. For one, the human brain is programmed to remember scents well and often responds strongly to them; so it is very possible for a person to be strongly attracted to a scent that is not caused by pheromones (which we usually can't "smell" anyway).

Second, the biochemical pathways linked to detecting pheromones are not, in general, connected to the pathways the detect other scents; for example, fresh cookies or a pile of **** or something. This means that, even in some pungent french bakery or a dairy farm, a woman (or man, I suppose) will still be able to pick up on pheromones being released by other people... I'd be happy to see and actual scientific article to the contrary, however, if you can find one (but I don't think one exists).
User avatar #61 to #15 - mistercookie ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
By the way, no scientific study ever done has found humans use pheromones. Humans can smell different proteins from other humans, which in turn can make them more attracted to or less attracted to another human, but it is by no means as powerful as pheromones would be.
User avatar #27 to #15 - thesinful (04/07/2014) [-]
You're thinking antiperspirant
User avatar #16 to #15 - Dember ONLINE (04/06/2014) [-]
k
User avatar #60 to #7 - Kairyuka ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
FACT: Writing "FACT: " before a statement does not a fact make. Cited and credible sources certainly helps.
#11 to #7 - anon (04/06/2014) [-]
something a Neckbeard likes to believe at least.
pls wear deodorant srsly. Just not Axe, cause that **** is probably poisonous
#43 to #11 - anon (04/07/2014) [-]
Axe stick is fine, just that spray **** is bad...inneffective too
User avatar #22 to #11 - drtrousersnake (04/06/2014) [-]
or you could just take showers and actually wash yourself
User avatar #46 to #22 - Temari (04/07/2014) [-]
Unless you shower once an hour, simply showering often is not enough. You could shower 3 times a day, and it still wouldn't be enough. Wear deodorant, please.
#58 to #46 - jazzytheferret (04/07/2014) [-]
Some people NEED to take care with their personal smell and others don't. It's mostly up to each personal body and diet affects it to some degree.
User avatar #89 to #58 - Temari (04/07/2014) [-]
Completely disagree, but whatever.
User avatar #70 to #58 - drtrousersnake (04/07/2014) [-]
Exactly, I have a friend that never wears deodorant and he doesn't ever smell.
User avatar #87 to #46 - rainbowrush ONLINE (04/07/2014) [-]
Depends entirely on the person, and situation. I, for instance, am highly dependent on deodorant, most days.
User avatar #72 to #11 - daentraya (04/07/2014) [-]
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If we all just decided to go back to being k with body odor, we'd all be more freee
User avatar #2 - justafungi (04/06/2014) [-]
The girl I am seeing right now has almost nothing in common with me, but for some reason we are attracted to each other, I'm fine with it lol she is kind of a bitch though.
#76 - wolfmank (04/07/2014) [-]
'darwinian' my ass, women just need protectors/providers because they are the inferior sex, and that's a good thing. Fj doesn't understand because they are mostly a bunch off twinks raised by nickelodeon and mtv.
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