Science is fact. Subscribe to me and add me as a friend to see more funny content!. In N BIKINI. manna“. Only enough blood for one head at a time.
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#17 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #1 - thechosentroll (08/23/2014) [-]
Only enough blood for one head at a time.
User avatar #55 to #1 - Grom (08/24/2014) [-]
guys have two heads and can only think with one at a time. girls have two sets of lips and they use them both at once.
#2 - include (08/23/2014) [-]
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#5 to #2 - drololol (08/23/2014) [-]
**drololol rolled image** She looks like a giraffe while trying to reach the straw.
#3 to #2 - zerith (08/23/2014) [-]
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User avatar #10 to #2 - bettercaulsaul (08/24/2014) [-]
the waitress got the London look
User avatar #31 to #10 - Lewx (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh God, you're right.
#12 to #2 - Nanico (08/24/2014) [-]
I post this every time someone posts this gif, just in case someone wants it.
I post this every time someone posts this gif, just in case someone wants it.
#13 - drakes (08/24/2014) [-]
Drake turns on his Xbox. "No" he says, as he turns off his Xbox. "There's no time for games."
User avatar #29 to #13 - lmOldGreg (08/24/2014) [-]
Drake be up in the recording studio singing with his eyes closed and two fingers on one side of the headphones.
User avatar #22 to #13 - malkovo ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
**** off
User avatar #16 to #13 - makomirocket (08/24/2014) [-]
this has already gotten old
User avatar #37 to #13 - Weekendman (08/24/2014) [-]
Post these as content.
#64 to #37 - atridij (08/25/2014) [-]
The whole website will be just drakes. Don't do it
User avatar #42 to #37 - deathstare (08/24/2014) [-]
what a **** idea
#15 to #13 - maximusboy (08/24/2014) [-]
im sure these comments could really take off if they were at least slightly relevant to the post.
#43 to #15 - Jowi (08/24/2014) [-]
Dudes had about 300 thumbs from these comments. I think he's doing fine! Apart from being banned
User avatar #4 - I Am Monkey (08/23/2014) [-]
I'm terrible at talking to strangers, but I'm better at talking to attractive women than women in my own league because the marginal cost of making an ass out of myself is less. I've got nothing to lose.
User avatar #46 to #4 - ieatbengay (08/24/2014) [-]
i just pretend i'm better than everyone, for girls i imagine they're all ugly and for guys i imagine them being beta tards, work's for me
#34 - jittersfj (08/24/2014) [-]
ahhh tahhh. AHH TAH
#14 - lolfacejimmy ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
correction rocket surgeon and brain scientist
User avatar #25 to #14 - areancoconut (08/24/2014) [-]
Surgeon scientist and brain rocket.
#48 - wiredguy (08/24/2014) [-]
Homosexual scientist master race. We are not affected by your mere mortal troubles.
User avatar #49 to #48 - kristovsky (08/24/2014) [-]
But what if it was admin in a bikini?
#50 to #49 - wiredguy (08/24/2014) [-]
How dare you suggest such things
How dare you suggest such things
User avatar #51 to #50 - kristovsky (08/24/2014) [-]
he lifts though
#57 to #54 - wiredguy (08/24/2014) [-]
Not a problem if you're a lonely virgin
Not a problem if you're a lonely virgin
User avatar #60 to #57 - onefuckingskurut (08/24/2014) [-]
Yeah, anyways... I wanted to apologize for not writing you at steam at all. I am just taking lots of time for myself to work on my back. Anyways I hope you are doing good : )
User avatar #61 to #60 - wiredguy (08/24/2014) [-]
Your scoliosis, I do remember. I hope it's getting better
User avatar #62 to #61 - onefuckingskurut (08/24/2014) [-]
Oh it is. But it goess slow and not easy either...

Errr... how's school? I reckon you were studying IT or somethin'?
User avatar #59 to #57 - onefuckingskurut (08/24/2014) [-]
Wow! Wired guy? U can't even be a virgin? ur pretty handsome... Also, science?
User avatar #63 to #54 - liftplus (08/24/2014) [-]
Which non Gays can get too
#20 - turkeyslapper (08/24/2014) [-]
Mythbusters busted this.
User avatar #41 to #20 - kumimono ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
But bigger boobs did intensify tipping.
#47 to #20 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
You do realise it's just a TV show, right?

It's a great TV show, and I really love watching it, but it's created for optimum entertainment value, not real science.
User avatar #52 to #47 - turkeyslapper (08/24/2014) [-]
More credible than what some comic writer thinks.
#27 - redfummer (08/24/2014) [-]
thumbed down because phaggact
thumbed down because phaggact
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#68 to #27 - zzjames has deleted their comment [-]
#69 to #68 - redfummer (10/27/2014) [-]
" oh red fummer....Y U GIVE RED THUMBS"
derp

well to be honest i redthumb trolls...have a good day kid
User avatar #53 to #27 - juter (08/24/2014) [-]
Ignored because posted on FunnyJunk.
User avatar #56 to #53 - theiceknight (08/24/2014) [-]
then why are you here?
User avatar #58 to #56 - juter (08/24/2014) [-]
Just because I dont thumb doesnt mean I didnt find it funny
User avatar #39 to #27 - jimmytwoshoes (08/24/2014) [-]
it looks like your jacking him off
#65 to #39 - redfummer (08/26/2014) [-]
* phanact is a fag
* jimmytwoshoes likes thinking of jacking phanact off

you two should date
#19 - levvy (08/24/2014) [-]
How is this funny?
#23 to #19 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
Number one rule of thumb here: Don't go against the bandwagon :I

or people will irrationally down thumb you
#26 to #19 - commencingfailure (08/24/2014) [-]
I know you're a troll, but I didn't find this content at all funny. So ehhh, I'll thumb you up
#45 to #19 - fukyu (08/24/2014) [-]
how is anything ever posted funny its all ****** feels or some other gay **** .
#21 to #19 - therealnaruto (08/24/2014) [-]
In the same way you think you are.
Believe it.
#32 to #21 - soullessminion (08/24/2014) [-]
so therealnaruto how do you feel about that uchiha guy who's obsessed with sasuke ( i forgot his name so he's that uchiha guy who's obsessed with sasuke now)
#38 to #32 - therealnaruto (08/24/2014) [-]
You mean uchihalover? I think he's obsessed with Sasuke in a way that's not healthy. Even Sasuke himself told me he's making him uncomfortable, believe it!
#44 to #38 - soullessminion (08/24/2014) [-]
thanks for the wisdom take this random orb
User avatar #24 to #19 - logicstrike (08/24/2014) [-]
because tits are dist- ... sorry what was I saying? I got distracted by tits
#36 to #24 - wetharmonica (08/24/2014) [-]
Even though she has none
User avatar #6 - itumblr (08/24/2014) [-]
You sexist ************ . Why can't you focus on the womans face, not her body, you objectifying sexist? Do you think women are objects without feelings? Well we aren't and we are due much respect for birthing you and keeping you in our stomachs for 9 months.
#28 to #6 - newepic ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
Heil hydra, die überlegene Rasse
#35 to #6 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
uterus, not stomach. just saying
#66 to #6 - anon (08/28/2014) [-]
if a tumblrian gets pregnant they should be prescribed a machete immediately
User avatar #7 to #6 - Mahazama (08/24/2014) [-]
You said "sexist" too often. You sound ever faker than normal. You sound contrived.
User avatar #11 to #7 - eagerzack ONLINE (08/24/2014) [-]
its bate dont thumb up or down no body ******* cares what i tumblr says
User avatar #30 to #11 - discfan (08/24/2014) [-]
i just want itumblr to **** off
User avatar #67 to #30 - eagerzack ONLINE (08/29/2014) [-]
doesnt every one
User avatar #33 - afrodemon (08/24/2014) [-]
hey phanact I ******* HA VE NOTHING AGAINST YOU
#18 - xwhitewingx (08/24/2014) [-]
Mythbusters did an episode of this.
Not all straight men are affected by this.
#8 - anon (08/24/2014) [-]
I enjoyed that girls big fat tits.
User avatar #40 - Whaaaaaaaaa (08/24/2014) [-]
Just repost everything he posts to see if you get more thumbs than him.
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