Now, normally I would copy part of a wikipedia article here, but I think I'll use this time to list the reasons why I think everyone should a) want to be schnizel, and b) want to bang schnizel
1. Schnizel is a shining example of humanity.
2. Schnizel's schnizel causes jews to flee.
3. Schnizel lifts so very much, even ********* cannot stand against him.
4. Schnizel is actually a clone of Hitler.
5. Schnizel can do no wrong.
6. Schnizel understands that the duty of whites is to kill jews.
8. Schnizel can split the atom. With his piss.
9. Schnizel taught God how to create life.
10. Schnizel is the reason we are allowed to live.