Scary elevator prank. .. >Charges headfirst to defend his girlfriend >Obviously terrified while doing so, get's over it >Well executed Mozambique drill >Get's his girl out f
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User avatar #9 - pwnagraphy (08/15/2014) [-]
>Charges headfirst to defend his girlfriend
>Obviously terrified while doing so, get's over it
>Well executed Mozambique drill
>Get's his girl out first to make sure she's safe

A true Knight in Douchebag armor
#45 to #9 - holyjebus (08/15/2014) [-]
This is fake.. was an attempt at making fun of all the "elevator prank shows"
#54 to #9 - John Cena (08/15/2014) [-]
i thought the mozambique drill was two in the chest one in the head. with guns. not...bro muscles.

or has splinter cell muddied my definitions..
User avatar #56 to #54 - perform (08/15/2014) [-]
Don't you see his guns? He even open carried them.
User avatar #10 to #9 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
He did just brutally beat a young girl though, for no real reason.
User avatar #11 to #10 - roflnaut (08/15/2014) [-]
Fight or flight, man.
He just chose 'fight'.
User avatar #12 to #11 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
before resorting to beating someone up and kicking the **** out of them while they are down, you have to assess if you are in actual danger first.

the only reason he even assumed he was in danger is becasue he's taking ques from horror movies (which are fictional)
User avatar #14 to #12 - discord (08/15/2014) [-]
have you ever ****** watched a horror movie before? and you yell at the main character to not talk to the demon, or to knock the bitch out before they die? you mentally unproductive candy ass.
User avatar #64 to #14 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
horror movies aren't real.

why the **** would you act like they are? in any situation.


any reaction or reflex that has basis in a horror movie is instantly wrong, by virtue of being learned from a scenario that can never occur in real life.


Granted, if it was some big dude in a scream mask with a knife, then sure.

Knives are real, knives can hurt you, and if it turns out that the knife was fake? then it's his own ******* fault for scaring you, but in the real world, a little girl with hair over her face, poses absolutely no threat to a grown man whatsoever.

the fact that he even panicked in the first place means that he failed as a person.
User avatar #72 to #64 - discord (08/15/2014) [-]
ruining your arguement if you click on the little eye.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Texas_Chain_Saw_Massacre
Hint, I live in ******* Texas, some **** is real. better safe than sorry candy ass.
User avatar #74 to #72 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
a dude with a chainsaw is obviously more threatening than a completely unarmed little girl.

try again.
User avatar #15 to #12 - distribution (08/15/2014) [-]
If you were in a 2 by 2 space with what you assumed was a ******* monster or whatnot (based on their sudden appearance) then youd be scared ******** and forced to act. Get real
User avatar #63 to #15 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
that's the point though, isn't it?

why would you assume she's a monster?

she's dressed up like a fake monster from a movie, so obviously she's also fake.

User avatar #71 to #63 - distribution (08/15/2014) [-]
Listen, when youre in an enclosed space with no escape, and scary **** starts to happen, its going to make you paranoid/superstisious. The scary **** in this case being the flickering and the green light (which should not be on an elevator) And the kicker being some random girl materializes out of nowhere. You arent going to stop and think "Huh, this is too cliche to be real. Sure am not falling for this one haha!" No youre going to **** your pants in there and do what you can to be out of there. The fact that it looks like something youve seen in a scary movie would actually cause you to feel greater fear, if anything.
User avatar #18 to #12 - letting (08/15/2014) [-]
And while you're busy "assessing the situation", you'd be ******* dead. Even in a real scenario, "Oh, that guy has a gun pointed at me, before I run or attempt to disarm him, I better politely inquire if the gun is in fact real, loaded, and he is serious."

You're an idiot.
User avatar #61 to #18 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
...

you realize that a gun is a clear and obvious threat, right?

you don't need to asses that **** , you see the gun and it's already assessed for you.

some random girl with long hair is not a clear and obvious threat.

If we lived in a world where horror movies were real? that absolutely.

I'd jump to kick her **** in so fast you wouldn't believe it, but in a world where every single "scary little girl with hair covering her face" character is fake, created solely for entertainment value...

what the ****** she going to do? glare you to death?
#28 to #12 - ainise (08/15/2014) [-]
You're not wrong about "you should assess the situation", however in a scenario like that(stuck in a tiny box - put in a creeped out mood, then someone suddenly poppng in front of you) most people wouldn't be of sound mind. Fight or Flight kicks in, Adreanline starts pumping, most of your brain shuts down, all of the blood is rushing to the lizard brain, your arms and legs are engorged with oxygen rich blood - your body is in full blown fight or flight. Neutralize the threat and flee is the only thing going through your brain.

These pranks are ******* stupid, and this is why.
#33 to #12 - rainyeyes (08/15/2014) [-]
**rainyeyes rolled image**

If a creepy-ass looking mother ****** just appeared out of no where in front of you in a confined area with no entrance other than the one door of the elevator, I would drop kick that **** so fast gravity would be hauling ass trying to catch me while i'm buying my ticket on the nopetrain express.

tl;dr be it fight or flight, it's best to do both, at the same time if you can.
#32 to #12 - SteyrAUG (08/15/2014) [-]
"I have no idea why those black guys kicked my ass, I wasn't an actual threat to them!"
#16 to #12 - KBD (08/15/2014) [-]
Fear response is a natural trigger that will save your life. You don't have time to think, you have time to react. Your body understands that, and that thinking will most times wind up with your ass dead or injured whenever your fear response is triggered.

Source; Evolution.
User avatar #68 to #16 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
he didn't need to save his life, nothing in that elevator was (or even appeared) dangerous.

thats my entire point.

the only reason he was scared was because that girl was dressed as a fictional character.

It's like having the lights go out and someone dressed as an anime character randomly appear.

Do you genuinely believe that that character has come to life to hurt you? or do you laugh?

My entire point is that this man triggered his Fight/Flight response over something that couldn't possible be a real threat.
#78 to #68 - KBD (08/16/2014) [-]
I'm not even sure you're understanding what a fear response is. You have no control over it. It's an automatic response. Go educate yourself.

Claiming "oh this is fake why is he even scurred" is a typical case of third party observation, we know things he doesn't because we're viewing EVERYTHING, whereas he only sees one perspective. Your points are moot.
User avatar #80 to #78 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
First: A fear response is usually triggered by something that we instinctual know is dangerous.

Our ancestors never needed to develop a fear response to horror movie characters, thus this is invalid.

Second, I never said it was fake, I merely said that he over-reacted massively and in a way that was honestly kinda dumb.
#82 to #80 - KBD (08/16/2014) [-]
Something encroaches on your person in complete darkness, that triggers a fear response. Evolution doesn't designate specifics to fear reactions, it's a broad spectrum of binaries based on what occurred and what happened.

What normally happens when something approaches you in the dark that was never there before or never was there? It's hunting you. It finds you as prey. Or it inhabited your den, your area, and now you're contesting for it. This either results in fight or flight. Fight for your home, or flee and find somewhere else. Same goes with the hunted situation, if it's more viable for survival to fight, you fight. If it's more viable to flee, you flee.

And you did say it was fake, you mentioned in a comment "She's dressed up like a fake monster from a movie, so obviously she's also fake". Like I mentioned, your reactions leave you no time to process 'reality' of a situation. It's called a reflex. A neural automatic reaction or series of reactions.

**** it, here, just read the damn wikipedia link and ******* learn something, you're exhausting to explain something to, you're literally not grasping the concept.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear
User avatar #51 to #12 - therealtjthemedic (08/15/2014) [-]
>something teleports out of thin air
>"excuse me sir, do you intend to harm me?"
User avatar #59 to #51 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
well, people don't actually teleport, so that should have been his first clue that something was fishy.

frankly, the only reason her appearance was even remotely threatening is because she's deliberately taking tropes and ques from horror movies, which isn't scary.

If a girl who looks like Samara shows up behind you, you don't assuming that some magical witchcraft voodoo is going on, you assume some cosplayer is trying to make you **** your pants, because most people can tell the difference between fact and fiction.

Horror movies are not real, therefore, anything deliberately copying from a horror movie is also not real.
User avatar #70 to #59 - therealtjthemedic (08/15/2014) [-]
But, the fact that she was apparently teleporting indicated that this was not normal **** he was dealing with, and in fact something that's 2spooky to obey the laws of physics.
User avatar #75 to #70 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
I guess to a more superstitious sort of person, that might be the case.

for myself, I'd probably completely ignore the attempt to frighten, in favour of trying to puzzle out how she got into the elevator.
but then, I would never have even considered that it might be real.
User avatar #21 to #12 - nudybooty (08/15/2014) [-]
You don't know much about the human mind, do you?
#47 to #12 - jormungandr (08/15/2014) [-]
I've always wondered this and maybe you can give me an answer;
Why are some people, like yourself, so against violence?

I understand not liking it when people walk past someone in the street and decide to deck them on a whim, but there are situations where punching a ************ is totally called for.
User avatar #60 to #47 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
who said I was against violence?

I'm against STUPID violence.

If someone calls my mom a whore, I'm absolutely willing to punch his teeth in, but someone dressing up as a horror movie villain isn't actually threatening at all.

i mean, do you believe that she's actually samara, or whatever horror character she's obviously copying from?

No, you know, with absolute 100% clarity that such a thing is impossible, so she's obviously just an actor.

you were never in any danger and if you actually stopped for a second to think, then you'd realize that.
#65 to #60 - jormungandr (08/15/2014) [-]
It's all well and good saying that from behind a keyboard but I'm pretty sure that if you were in the elevator and after being plunged into pitch darkness there's someone standing in front of you, you'd react one of two ways.

1- Scream like a banshee
2- Start swinging at the weird **** in front of you.

I know I would.

That whole "Stop for a second and think" thing is fantastic when you aren't actually there reacting. Granted, I'm more of the screamer than the swinger but if my friend jumps out at me in a costume I'm not gonna stand still for a second and think

"This guy in front of me seems to be of a similar build to my friend. My friend isn't currently in the room, so it's probably safe to assume that this costumed man is in fact my friend pranking me. I am in no danger."

I'd scream like a bitch.
User avatar #67 to #65 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
if it was my friend in a mask, sure, i might freak. My friend is a six foot tall black man.

But a little girl with hair across her face?

why would you be afraid of that?

the only time it's even remotely threatening is if you are in a horror movie.

you can talk about reactions as much as you like, but I don't react like I'm living in a horror movie, because i'm not. so why would be be afraid of a young girl?

Lets be honest, if the lights go out, thne come back and someone's magically appeared in the room with you, you don't scream, you go "woah, that was cool, how did you do that?"

the only reason the person in this video evoked a fear response is because she's obviously stealing her costume idea from that girl from "The Ring"

that's not actually threatening though, because little girls in white, with hair across their eyes, aren't scary in the real world.

#69 to #67 - jormungandr (08/15/2014) [-]
I don't think you get it - I'm not afraid of the little girl, I'm afraid of the situation and then the figure that just apparated from nowhere. If a pram appeared with a crying baby in it, I'm knocking that **** over and running for my life. If it was a 6ft black dude looking disheveled and dead I'd probably cry in the corner.

The fact that it was a young girl is pretty irrelevant when I'm stuck in a lift with flickering lights and what my movie-soaked brain thinks is a ghost. That **** could be anything.

Either you're some kind of ******* Vulcan or a little touched in the head if you wouldn't react to that situation by ******** yourself. Sadly the rest of us haven't transcended human reactions.
User avatar #76 to #69 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
or maybe I'm just a sane human being who doesn't believe that monsters or ghosts exist, and as such doesn't fear them?

It's really not that complicated, lights flickering means power-cut, (which is scary for completely natural reasons if you're stuck in an elevator) someone "magically" appearing in the elevator car with you means magic-trick/prank.

it's obviously not real magic, or real monster-voodoo, because neither of those things actually exist.

why would something that doesn't exist trigger a fight/flight reaction? I don't have such reflexes, because I have never needed them. Nor will I ever.

#77 to #76 - jormungandr (08/16/2014) [-]
I get it that you can totally figure this **** out when your watching from a recording - but can you not put yourself in that situation or something? If something creepy happens, you get creeped out. You don't think "Oh, this must be a prank" you think "This is creepy" and get creeped out. **** , I still turn on the lights to walk into the kitchen if I've watched a horror film before hand. That's how normal people work.

And I understand that this **** doesn't exist and is impossible but you bet your ass that any normal ****** person would **** themselves if a creepy looking girl with their face hidden appears out of nowhere after you've just been plunged into darkness in an enclosed space.

Flight/fight response isn't a logical response it's a primal one. I sincerely doubt that wee bit of your brain sits and calculates the plausibility of the situation before telling you to high-tail it out of the joint or start flailing limbs at whatever triggered it.

I get that you're trying to come across as some superior human and stuff, but do you seriously not get how everyone that isn't you would be afraid in that situation - and, when afraid, act in this manner? That **** is normal. You and your emotionless robot brain aren't.
User avatar #81 to #77 - iamnuff ONLINE (08/16/2014) [-]
hah.

no.

Primal responses come from primal instincts, the fear or horror movie tropes is not primal, it's something much more modern.

and no, it's not about calculating risk, it a simple yes/no question.

"is this something that can hurt me Yes/No"

that's literally all a fear response is, and in this case, the answer is no.

and no, i'm not "trying to come across as superiour"

At first I was mocking this douche for beating up some girl, but now i'm genuinely confused.

are you seriously telling me that turning the lights off is all that it takes for you to start seeing people as monsters?


And I'm the crazy one?
#83 to #81 - KBD (08/16/2014) [-]
Why do you think there's a difference of good horror movies and bad horror movies? Good horror movies are believable, they play on the primal developed instinct to instill fear, instability. A bad horror movie is a comedy. You laugh at it.

That's what the art of a horror movie is. Some people have a stronger third-party aspect to horror movies and don't get scared, that's fine, they're desensitized. But that doesn't happen in real life, when there's no movie screen.

How do elevator's work? One door opens. People go in. People go out. Elevator moves up and down. Lights are always on.
What's not normal in this scenario? Lights are off and flickering. Potentially noises that are abnormal. Door stays closed, yet a sudden appearance of something creepy shows up.

What does your brain think? This ****** ****** up and that's not right. That's the fear response. That's the logic behind it.

And the poster above you is saying that light = safety because you can clearly see and identify everything you come across, whereas in the dark there's the possible unknowns. It's called instilled paranoia, and that's a product of a good horror film. He doesn't do it all the time, but after a good movie like that, it's normal to be a little cautious.

Welcome to being normal.
#86 to #83 - John Cena (09/18/2014) [-]
tldr
#87 to #86 - KBD (09/18/2014) [-]
iizsimon is trash
#84 to #81 - jormungandr (08/16/2014) [-]
Her being dressed as a monster is entirely irrelevant.

If it was a 40 year old man in a suit with his arms raised, it'd still be startling that he appeared out of ******* nowhere. I wasn't expecting a dude to somehow make his way in to what I think is a solid box without noticing. Him seemingly magically turning up is gonna be the real life equivalent of a ****** jump-scare. My "Primal Instinct" sees that something unnatural just happened. It doesn't like unnatural **** . It's gonna run from that unnatural **** or start windmilling my arms at it.

The fact that it IS like your stereotypical horror film doesn't ****** help. Maybe you and your Vulcan friends have the ability to turn off the bit of your brain that says "Oh **** , this is how people die in movies" but all the rest of us regular people will occasionally have an irrational moment when we've just had 7 colours of **** scared out of us.

Yes, you're the crazy one. If you've somehow raised yourself to some higher level of consciousness or some **** where you see numbers floating over people's heads to tell the possibility of them being a risk or whatever the **** goes on inside you - you're the crazy one. Normal people get scared by **** like this, wackjobs consciously perform mental acrobatics to see how afraid they should be.

User avatar #17 to #10 - littleliz ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
when you face fear the first thing to do is react. he chose to protect the girl while kicking the other until shes good and dead and cant follow. that girl shouldn't have scared him. its called taking a risk when playing a prank.
User avatar #50 to #10 - imofcnotharveydent (08/15/2014) [-]
someone gets the light off and ends up in a moving elevator. I don't know about you, but If I wasn't ******** myself I would fight or flight
User avatar #24 to #9 - onceman (08/15/2014) [-]
This is why we should not judge people by what they wear.
User avatar #2 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
not a good idea to scare a bro.
#22 to #2 - tezel (08/15/2014) [-]
I like your avatar.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dissectedtesticle (08/14/2014) [-]
with his date, too.
User avatar #4 - geffunplz (08/14/2014) [-]
This is like a clip you'd expect to see in Scary Movie.
User avatar #6 - draogon (08/14/2014) [-]
what a gentleman
User avatar #7 - finblob (08/15/2014) [-]
what a nice boyfriend
#25 - arreatface (08/15/2014) [-]
Is she kill ?
Is she kill ?
User avatar #27 - toosexyforyou (08/15/2014) [-]
Any guy is considered a douchebag, tool, or asshole to you losers regardless of what they're wearing. I hate you bunch of pricks so much and not in the "oh we're all family and coming to the same website but still don't like each other" kind of way. You all sound like you ******* eat glue and bang your sisters.
#38 to #27 - John Cena (08/15/2014) [-]
Now we all know most of the boys here aren't banging anybody.
#39 to #27 - John Cena (08/15/2014) [-]
Exactly it is the tiny little runts with big glasses the ones that want to be bullies but are too big a bunch of faggots to ever be such. Kind of sad.
User avatar #40 to #27 - slapchoppin (08/15/2014) [-]
he does look like a tool though you can't deny that
#58 to #40 - ihateemo (08/15/2014) [-]
Why because he is wearing a tank top and has his hat backwards?
User avatar #29 to #27 - unstoppablegiggle (08/15/2014) [-]
Harsh words brother.
User avatar #30 to #29 - toosexyforyou (08/15/2014) [-]
Blow me.
User avatar #85 to #30 - unstoppablegiggle (08/17/2014) [-]
Harsher words. Why are you so angry? What happened to you?
#31 to #27 - theepicduckfrog (08/15/2014) [-]
dont hate on my life style.
#52 to #27 - John Cena (08/15/2014) [-]
except noone said that, most of the peple here approve of that guy and you're a ******* idiot
User avatar #1 - schnizel ONLINE (08/14/2014) [-]
pepsi?
User avatar #20 to #1 - peulthai (08/15/2014) [-]
Yes, very pepsi
#42 - zerith (08/15/2014) [-]
Rest In Pepperoni
Rest In Pepperoni
#62 to #42 - pepperoni ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
**pepperoni rolled image** CONGRATULATIONS! You have summoned me, check pic for your prize.
#66 to #62 - zerith (08/15/2014) [-]
**zerith rolled image**
User avatar #26 - magicexplain (08/15/2014) [-]
If I was in a horror film setting I want that guy with me
#46 - John Cena (08/15/2014) [-]
IT IS FAAAAKE

******* people going around praising this man. holy **** ..

Pretty sure most of u faggots are wearing fedoras
User avatar #48 - theinternetaddict (08/15/2014) [-]
redneck couple
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#5 - crashbandicunt has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #19 to #5 - pphuckingh (08/15/2014) [-]
"This is Ashton Kutcher and you've just been punked"
#8 to #5 - gangbangtime (08/15/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #49 to #8 - popnotes (08/15/2014) [-]
Remind us all of what crashbandicunt said
User avatar #79 to #49 - crashbandicunt (08/16/2014) [-]
I said a silly and I will never do it again
#55 - John Cena (08/15/2014) [-]
Seeing this few times now and still everyone belives its real, the guy who punced that thing is the owner of that yt channel that posted this vid.
User avatar #57 to #55 - justinbiebershair ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Maybe he pranked his gf
User avatar #53 - injerseyforever (08/15/2014) [-]
I was waiting to see if he would be alpha or a giant pussy in a backwards snapback.
That man will be getting the sex tonight. Bravo.
#44 - John Cena (08/15/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVFKjP7uVuI the clip starts at 0.40
#35 - John Cena (08/15/2014) [-]
I still wonder on how the **** she got on the elevator without them noticing.
User avatar #37 to #35 - TheHutchie (08/15/2014) [-]
Hidden panel in its wall. She was in a safe room specially built on the outside.
User avatar #34 - cloymax (08/15/2014) [-]
rekt
#23 - nudybooty (08/15/2014) [-]
Does anyone have that oh so delicious sauce?
#43 to #23 - John Cena (08/15/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVFKjP7uVuI the above clip starts at 0.40
User avatar #36 to #23 - applecopy (08/15/2014) [-]
All I know is that it's a parody, so not real.. try searching for keywords on google
#41 to #36 - fecal (08/15/2014) [-]
indeed, very unfortunately fake. also the reason I believe most of these shock pranks are fake, there has got to be a real occurance of this somewhere if they are real
#13 - Fwimble (08/15/2014) [-]
oops
oops
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