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User avatar #6 - killerliquid ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
no pain no gain
#69 to #6 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
Posting this as anon because ya

I can just imagine it. I'm screaming my lungs out while getting a flaming fellatio from my GF and she stops asking if I'm okay and I just say "NO PAIN NO GAIN...IT HURTS SO GOOD!" After that it's just me screaming hysterically while saying **** like that.
User avatar #5 - infinitereaper ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
is trick question
I don't have gf
User avatar #19 to #5 - staticwolf (03/09/2014) [-]
also is not of potato
User avatar #46 to #5 - tippidyt (03/09/2014) [-]
More like a statement.
#121 to #5 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
>nogf
>200 thumbs

Seriously, **** you guys
User avatar #42 to #5 - mereu (03/09/2014) [-]
Why the **** are you top comment on every content?
I hate you! I never got top comment
#65 to #42 - infinitereaper ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
I am sick, was extra lonely and tired yesterday, so I browsed all the way to the newest uploads. Hope to make good comment, laugh, talk, much happy.
#73 to #65 - existacne (03/09/2014) [-]
Damn good work, if I might say.
User avatar #77 to #73 - infinitereaper ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
ty
User avatar #102 to #42 - nought ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
just make fun of yourself and talk about your **** life. thumbs away
User avatar #67 to #42 - demigodofmadness (03/09/2014) [-]
It's pretty easy, just browse newest uploads and say funny things on all the content, even if it's a joke that's old and has been used 100 times, people will thumb you up because they were going to say it.
#71 to #67 - infinitereaper ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
I didn't reach top ten without being funny or insightful, I know what you're saying but please don't compare me to other users who spam contents. I am here for the laughs, the luls and the talks. Other people try too hard. People care way too much about thumbs, I do not, I am here to enjoy myself, with others as well. After all...   
   
All people seem to care about is thumbs... but this site deserves a better class of user   
and I'm going to give it to them.
I didn't reach top ten without being funny or insightful, I know what you're saying but please don't compare me to other users who spam contents. I am here for the laughs, the luls and the talks. Other people try too hard. People care way too much about thumbs, I do not, I am here to enjoy myself, with others as well. After all...

All people seem to care about is thumbs... but this site deserves a better class of user
and I'm going to give it to them.
User avatar #85 to #5 - rokkarokkaali (03/09/2014) [-]
your question is also a trick question for there was no original question
#61 - nyanturtwig (03/09/2014) [-]
>not saying yes to a blowjob   
what kind of a faggot are you?
>not saying yes to a blowjob
what kind of a faggot are you?
#14 - mankey (03/09/2014) [-]
Could always have sex with her after, spread the heat.
#133 to #14 - notstill ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
boy howdy
#34 to #14 - cubanwhiteman (03/09/2014) [-]
I forget, she was Habanero-tan right? Someone have a link to the tumblr so I can see her comics again? Shes so 			*******		 cute.
I forget, she was Habanero-tan right? Someone have a link to the tumblr so I can see her comics again? Shes so ******* cute.
User avatar #47 to #34 - mankey (03/09/2014) [-]
Don't know about Tumblr, but this has a bunch of the comics translated. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #49 to #47 - cubanwhiteman (03/09/2014) [-]
Thanks though!
User avatar #48 to #47 - cubanwhiteman (03/09/2014) [-]
It was either a tumblr or a blogspot, i dont remember.
#20 to #14 - cursesnew ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
That one ALWAYS get me.
#75 to #14 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (03/09/2014) [-]
what the 			****		 does Doki Doki mean
what the **** does Doki Doki mean
User avatar #127 to #75 - Furubatsu (03/09/2014) [-]
Japanese version of "Th-Thump" a heart beat
User avatar #76 to #75 - arandomanon ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
Heart beats I think
User avatar #111 to #76 - regius (03/09/2014) [-]
yeah Doki Doki is the japanese sound for a heart beat. Japan makes a lot of awesome random sounds.
#78 to #76 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (03/09/2014) [-]
But she's already a chilly

How could she get any... chillier
User avatar #97 to #75 - loopzoop (03/09/2014) [-]
Holy **** , where is that gif from?
User avatar #106 to #97 - ilikecows **User deleted account** (03/09/2014) [-]
Boku no Picachu I think
#110 to #75 - kaitora (03/09/2014) [-]
heartbeat
heartbeat
User avatar #35 to #11 - cubanwhiteman (03/09/2014) [-]
Actually pretty good, I've tried it. Gets a bit soggy after a while, try to not finish inside.
User avatar #38 to #11 - drtrousersnake (03/09/2014) [-]
jalapeno's are for casuals
#56 to #11 - crackedpepper (03/09/2014) [-]
see i know that is a trap, and yet i so want to do it, just for the bragging rights if i survive
User avatar #63 to #11 - pedrophile (03/09/2014) [-]
Peanutbitter pls
User avatar #80 to #11 - xxhadesflamesxx (03/09/2014) [-]
peanutbitter we need you one last time
User avatar #128 to #80 - Furubatsu (03/09/2014) [-]
He deleted his acount
User avatar #16 to #11 - sinonyx (03/09/2014) [-]
if you can actually get your dick inside a jalapeno without it breaking..you have a tiny dick
User avatar #18 to #16 - tranquilizer (03/09/2014) [-]
Or a mutated jalapeno
#51 - curtisbentley (03/09/2014) [-]
Oh man do I have a relevant story.

> Be at a BBQ
> Random guy dares us to taste this ultra mad chilli sauce **** for free beer
> Obviously go for it, ****** red-hot, mouth burning but hey free beer
> Go home a couple hours later, getting frisky in bed
> Start using just my hands, she's wiggling and moaning away
> Decide to give her the old lickaroo
> Down there for a mere 2.5 seconds before she starts screaming for me to get off
> Her pussy's on fire
> Chilli sauce still on my tongue
> Literally takes her two hours to recover from burning vajayjay
#68 to #51 - spooningxpandas (03/09/2014) [-]
" the old lickaroo"
User avatar #72 to #68 - curtisbentley (03/09/2014) [-]
This **** genuinely happened to, she kept offering a BJ just because she wanted to get back at me, I touched my eye for like a millisecond and I couldn't open it for a good ten minutes. Cannot imagine what her fanny musta been like :|
#7 - megamolester (03/09/2014) [-]
flaming fellatio
#112 to #7 - fuckyosixtyminutes (03/09/2014) [-]
All my fellation is already flaming though
#10 to #7 - hideyokidz (03/09/2014) [-]
Hot Head?
#12 to #7 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
Habanero is just anal lube spelled backwards

Also an anagram for "Aha Boner"
#24 - Falkor (03/09/2014) [-]
#26 to #24 - reican (03/09/2014) [-]
It appears the bald eagle have turned to communism and wishes to stop free speech and freedom
#43 to #26 - freedombirdman (03/09/2014) [-]
No such thing has happened. That duck was a member of the Taliban. He had to be stopped. It had nothing to do with the $50 he owed me, I swear
#50 to #43 - reican (03/09/2014) [-]
He was doing an anti-taliban campaign.
And he was investing the $50, he sent you the triple in return last week.
#52 to #50 - freedombirdman (03/09/2014) [-]
I was having a rough week.
#54 to #52 - reican (03/09/2014) [-]
Go for a swim, your head will clear up from the fresh water of freedom
#57 to #54 - freedombirdman (03/09/2014) [-]
That was how I ran into the duck the first time. I think I need a vacation. I hear the moon is nice this time of year.
#64 to #57 - reican (03/09/2014) [-]
Take a forest trip, and bring some buds. maybe enjoy a deer for dinner.
User avatar #108 - simmen (03/09/2014) [-]
If your girlfriend had Haribo sugarfree sugarbears, say no to anal.
#13 - vandettamask (03/09/2014) [-]
This one is actually true, this happened to a friend of mine, it was a different kind of pepper but same situation. He had to use some kind of lotion because his penis was extremely sensitive.



It was suppose to be a prank, poor bastard, glad he broke up with her.
#66 - hasinvadedyou (03/09/2014) [-]
cut out the middle man/woman
#136 to #66 - JackThePornKing (03/09/2014) [-]
why stop there? Just cut your dick off.
#60 - evilhomer (03/09/2014) [-]
One does not simply turn down a blowjob.
User avatar #70 - Loppytaffy (03/09/2014) [-]
I may actually try this...the best way to say "I'm upset with you, but I still like your dick."
User avatar #79 to #70 - crowd (03/09/2014) [-]
hello satan
#125 to #79 - Loppytaffy (03/09/2014) [-]
Please, call me Luci.
Please, call me Luci.
#134 to #125 - JackThePornKing (03/09/2014) [-]
Dean approves of the lucifer joke...
Dean approves of the lucifer joke...
#139 to #138 - JackThePornKing (03/09/2014) [-]
cheer up butter cup
cheer up butter cup
#142 to #141 - Loppytaffy (03/09/2014) [-]
On a compeltely unrelated note, you ever see this cute little anime?
#143 to #142 - JackThePornKing (03/09/2014) [-]
No, but I like the car.  Got a link for it?  The anime NOT the car...
No, but I like the car. Got a link for it? The anime NOT the car...
User avatar #144 to #143 - Loppytaffy (03/09/2014) [-]
Supernatural anime.
User avatar #146 to #145 - Loppytaffy (03/09/2014) [-]
That would be it. Jensen wasn't available for the dubbing so they have some guy that sounds liek a 14yo trying to sound 30.

Jared does Sam so it's all good.
#147 to #146 - JackThePornKing (03/09/2014) [-]
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...  NO, I did not know this existed.  You've made my life infinitely better.  Mother of GOD.  and there is Sooooooo many episodes.  How did I Not know about this... I'm out of here.  I have some catching up to do...
sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet... NO, I did not know this existed. You've made my life infinitely better. Mother of GOD. and there is Sooooooo many episodes. How did I Not know about this... I'm out of here. I have some catching up to do...
User avatar #148 to #147 - Loppytaffy (03/09/2014) [-]
(it...it's not that good. Cas isn't even in it. Or Ruby. Though Azazel scares the **** out of me.)
User avatar #149 to #148 - JackThePornKing (03/09/2014) [-]
E = MC I don't give a **** . I love terrible movies and shows, so a bad anime shouldn't be too bad. Thanks for the heads up though. Cheers!
User avatar #150 to #149 - Loppytaffy (03/09/2014) [-]
Dude if you lkove bad anime give Ghost Stories a shot; it was so terrible the dub cast just had fun with it. It's like an abridged series or a complete run of blooper reels.
#154 to #150 - JackThePornKing (03/10/2014) [-]
seen it...
seen it...
User avatar #62 - helion (03/09/2014) [-]
i ate a habanero the other day
i almost died
#93 to #62 - anon (03/09/2014) [-]
congratulations
User avatar #95 to #93 - helion (03/09/2014) [-]
thanks anon
#1 - newdevyx (03/08/2014) [-]
I'd still say yes.
I'd still say yes.
User avatar #82 - nigerianprince (03/09/2014) [-]
Reminds me of something that happened to me with my gf
>making homemade pizza like an italian ******* champ
>Put jalapeno's on it
>forgot to wash my hands
>20mins later while waiting for pizza to bake i rub my eye
>eye starts hurting like a bitch
>dies down a little after a few mins, try to ignore it
>decide to finger gf to pull a quickie before pizza is done
>her pussy starts to burn ************* .jpeg
>"maybe it will take ur mind off it if we start to **** "
>dick starts to burn
>me and gf laying in bed crying in agony
wtf was i thinking
User avatar #83 to #82 - hashtronaut (03/09/2014) [-]
im not going to greenwhite text it, but...

yeah. used some cinnamon extract once, then my balls itched. that..was..unpleasant.
#122 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
or say yes for a kinky time...     im weird shh
or say yes for a kinky time... im weird shh
#123 to #122 - masochists (03/09/2014) [-]
I approve.  I like your mind.
I approve. I like your mind.
#124 to #123 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (03/09/2014) [-]
and i like yours ;D
and i like yours ;D
User avatar #152 to #132 - mexicandudeinsd ONLINE (03/10/2014) [-]
im the type of guy who needs to see it , to believe it ;)
#55 - Soop (03/09/2014) [-]
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