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Saxophones

manerds.
When he was 2 years old, he fell out eta second story
window and fractured his skull
When he was ti years old. he drank born: acid
When he was 9 years old, he over a small our and broke
his leg.
When he was 11 years old- he contracted measles and was
in a some tor rune days
When he was 14 years old- he broke his arm when he
caught it In a carriage door
When he was 19 years old. he was smelt on the head by a
falling brick
When he was 23 years old he almost died hem the effects
of tainted wane
When he was 25 were old. Adolph Sex invented the
saxaphone.
Hearty someone didn' t want that saxophone talented
THIS NEEDS TO BE A NOVEL BECAUSE, WIULD
READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT
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#5 - benjah (02/11/2014) [-]
A bunch of people go back in time to kill Adolf Hitler as inconspicuously as possible. The only problem? It's the wrong Adolf
User avatar #22 to #5 - Flare (02/12/2014) [-]
This sounds a lot like the fixed timeline theory. If you were to go back in time and kill Adolf Hitler as a baby in order to prevent WWII and replace him with another baby so that the family doesn't notice. That baby will in turn grow up to become Adolf Hitler himself.
User avatar #26 to #5 - cinnamonswirls (02/12/2014) [-]
That sound like something that Terry Pratchett would write
#121 to #5 - infinitezero (02/12/2014) [-]
"If I could go back in time, I'd kill Hitler."
"If I could go back in time, I'd kill Hitler."
#9 to #5 - purplebelle (02/11/2014) [-]
Kill him. Kill him now.
Kill him. Kill him now.
#33 to #9 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
Um, he's been dead for a while..,
#71 to #33 - purplebelle (02/12/2014) [-]
Well DUH... Because our plan worked. GOSH.
Well DUH... Because our plan worked. GOSH.
#136 to #71 - puggledragon (02/12/2014) [-]
but... but what if it was his plan he whole time
#10 to #5 - hasinvadedyou (02/11/2014) [-]
>go back in time
>tell Hitler don't bother with jews
>he becomes one of the greatest men in history
User avatar #21 to #10 - propanex (02/12/2014) [-]
>Implying he isn't already
#91 to #21 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
he did kill one of histories most evil dictator
#108 to #91 - dasbrot ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
It's funny how no one seems to mention that fact.
#139 to #91 - thenewneone (02/12/2014) [-]
who did he kill?
User avatar #119 to #10 - hydraetis ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Hitler is absolutely one of the greatest men of history. "Great" doesn't necessarily have to mean "morally good".
User avatar #58 to #10 - perform (02/12/2014) [-]
Then which race did he exterminate?
User avatar #65 to #58 - hasinvadedyou (02/12/2014) [-]
the datona 500
User avatar #94 to #65 - srskate (02/12/2014) [-]
I just wanted to comment and say

That was wonderful. Thank you.
#104 to #10 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
well he did win the man of the year award in time magazine twice before ww2 started sooo clearly he was doing a good job before he turned on everyone. He's always frowned upon but you have to hand it to him, he was a ******* genius. He almost conquered all of Europe, he was very charismatic and he was a natural leader. His only mistake was following into Napoleans footsteps and freezing his men to death in Russia
#138 to #104 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
Si-i-i-i-i-i-igh.

Hitler was an incredibly charismatic and very capable leader, but people should stop attributing all that success to him. He was also surrounded by incredibly competent people, world leaders in their respective fields, and it was his ability to unite them that was his most useful trait.

Otherwise, he ****** up quite a lot. Besides, he NEEDED to invade Russia at some point, and what better time to do it than after a defeat at Britain, when his people needed a morale boost, and Stalin had just purged his own military of hundreds of officers?
User avatar #1 - therealtjthemedic (02/11/2014) [-]
Epic sax guy 10 hours

They tried to stop it.
They tried to make it never happen.
But they couldn't. Why?
Because NOBODY DISTRACTS THE SAX
User avatar #109 to #1 - fortes (02/12/2014) [-]
Flagged for saxual content
User avatar #2 to #1 - jaevel (02/11/2014) [-]
Dude!

Come and look at these tits!

Yes come and look at these tits

Feel them, Squise them.

Find out shes a
#101 to #2 - tender (02/12/2014) [-]
Read this and listen to the beat of the song, for all of you who don't get it.
#3 to #2 - anon (02/11/2014) [-]
I really hope that was on purpose
I really hope that was on purpose
#85 - sundizzle (02/12/2014) [-]
"We are the Time Haters"
#106 to #85 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (02/12/2014) [-]
#105 - flomosho (02/12/2014) [-]
Bad Luck Adolphe Sax

what the **** am i doing anymore
User avatar #111 to #105 - hentaisweetie (02/12/2014) [-]
Thanks for saving me the trouble.
#46 - loqmundi (02/12/2014) [-]
How the hell do you accidentally come across and ingest boric acid?
How the hell do you accidentally come across and ingest boric acid?
User avatar #110 to #46 - demigodofmadness (02/12/2014) [-]
Boric acid can be used as an antiseptic for minor burns or cuts and is sometimes used in dressings or salves. Boric acid is applied in a very dilute solution as an eye wash. Dilute boric acid can be used as a vaginal douche to treat bacterial vaginosis due to excessive alkalinity.[16] As an antibacterial compound, boric acid can also be used as an acne treatment. It is also used as prevention of athlete's foot, by inserting powder in the socks or stockings, and in solution can be used to treat some kinds of otitis externa (ear infection) in both humans and animals. The preservative in urine sample bottles in the UK is boric acid.

Here are some uses for it explaining why somebody might have it in their home. Everything has a use, they just didn't have child proof caps back then.
#124 to #110 - loqmundi (02/12/2014) [-]
you actually went and looked it up to copy and paste that. Your thirst for useless knowledge frightens me
you actually went and looked it up to copy and paste that. Your thirst for useless knowledge frightens me
User avatar #87 to #46 - shazmo (02/12/2014) [-]
It's an antiseptic used in many households. The real question is how did he drink a powder?
#57 to #46 - tastycrisps ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Time traveler poisoned his food.

dammit loqmundi you need to learn to listen
#49 to #46 - bobtheamazing (02/12/2014) [-]
6 year old's are quite good at stuff like that.
6 year old's are quite good at stuff like that.
#50 to #49 - loqmundi (02/12/2014) [-]
but where the hell did he get it from
but where the hell did he get it from
#53 to #50 - bobtheamazing (02/12/2014) [-]
my guess is from crazy scientists parents or relatives.
my guess is from crazy scientists parents or relatives.
User avatar #112 to #53 - demigodofmadness (02/12/2014) [-]
Not necessarily crazy or scientist. Boric acid can be used to treat minor burns or cuts. It can even be used an eye wash if you dilute it enough. Apparently it can be used as a douche too.
#12 - postritostwo ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
Baritone Saxophone Master Race!
#18 to #12 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
Have you even SEEN the bass clarinet?
User avatar #59 to #18 - perform (02/12/2014) [-]
Dude the bass clarinet is basically the ****** family of the woodwinds.
User avatar #31 to #18 - bighairyfart (02/12/2014) [-]
I love you.
#24 to #18 - keyoke (02/12/2014) [-]
I play both. I am your master.
User avatar #23 to #12 - arex (02/12/2014) [-]
Alto+Soprano>
#45 to #12 - mcoperator (02/12/2014) [-]
Its a saxophone. And a bass. At the same time
Its a saxophone. And a bass. At the same time
#88 to #12 - thatawesomesexyguy (02/12/2014) [-]
tenor for not just being background/rhythm and best solos ever
#90 to #12 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
I played Tenor in middle school, Alto through high school, and Bari for Jazz band

Absolutely loved playing my Alto with the symphonic band, but goddamn do I miss playing Bari for jazz. My teacher even told me it was the first time we had a competent Bari playing in the longest time, and I got my own song that was basically one long solo. Man I miss playing jazz on that beauty...
User avatar #19 to #12 - gingebro (02/12/2014) [-]
my band teacher kicked me off the bari for getting my hand stuck in the bell
User avatar #40 to #12 - Medication (02/12/2014) [-]
the ones that my school had were pieces of **** . There was only one good Yamaha one and when I got to play it I felt like god
User avatar #51 to #12 - icandividebyzero (02/12/2014) [-]
Bari Sax is best sax. Three years on Bari, Two on Tenor.
User avatar #93 to #12 - thorrkento (02/12/2014) [-]
Reporting in! Bari Sax master race!!!!
#95 to #12 - mailstrom (02/12/2014) [-]
2nd cousin

Horn players don't get enough love imo. yes im a horn player
#125 to #95 - sexydingonipples ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
WE ARE NOW BEST 			*******		 FRIENDS AND YOU SHALL NOT SAY OTHERWISE
WE ARE NOW BEST ******* FRIENDS AND YOU SHALL NOT SAY OTHERWISE
#127 to #125 - mailstrom (02/12/2014) [-]
I can do that
#17 to #12 - prohibullion (02/12/2014) [-]
s- senpai!
User avatar #14 to #12 - mypickinuraxe (02/11/2014) [-]
I remember in 8th grade there was only one Bari Sax. He was a ******* annoying asshole. He didn't deserve to wield such power.
User avatar #15 to #14 - postritostwo ONLINE (02/11/2014) [-]
It's one of those instruments that you can only play if you're good at it. Oh, and if you're not a huge dick. That behemoth is hard to march though, that's for sure.
#34 - perdition (02/12/2014) [-]
Who wouldn't break a leg over a small cliff?
#83 - reiyne (02/12/2014) [-]
Who could hate this wonderful piece of piping!
Who could hate this wonderful piece of piping!
#54 - lotlizard ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #78 - youarenotspecial (02/12/2014) [-]
Sexy Sax Man Careless Whisper Prank feat. Sergio Flores (directors cut)

Could you blame them?
User avatar #7 - weepingpancakes (02/11/2014) [-]
When you have a little brother who is just starting out playing saxophone and his practice sessions can be heard throughout the house, you sometimes wish the saxophone had never been invented.
#140 - rambomanthree (02/12/2014) [-]
>goes back in time to kill adolph
>wrong adolph
#27 - nuciferatu ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Tenor Sax signing in!
#81 to #27 - silvermarsh (02/12/2014) [-]
Alto Sax reporting for duty!
#116 - pacs (02/12/2014) [-]
i have a theory that things actually happen to you if you leave the house
User avatar #128 to #116 - sirnigga (02/12/2014) [-]
how do we test this theory?
#131 to #128 - pacs (02/12/2014) [-]
we need a group of volunteers we make them go out into the world and document things.

*not me*
User avatar #132 to #131 - sirnigga (02/12/2014) [-]
not it
#100 - isradam (02/12/2014) [-]
Obviously had bountiful sunlight.
#97 - dandamanzx (02/12/2014) [-]




aphone
User avatar #82 - thatmetalguy (02/12/2014) [-]
Saxophone has to be my one of my favorite instruments. I prefer it in rock songs though. Get Money or Dogs of War by Pink Floyd or that sax solo from Anti-Gravity Love Song by Incubus (or whatever the hell its called) and I'm a happy man
User avatar #47 - mrgoodlove (02/12/2014) [-]
I don't know if he has bad luck for having all that happen to him, or good luck for surviving all of it
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