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User avatar #1 - schneidend ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Both of them taste like hot garbage, but I appreciate all forms of savage banter.
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#140 to #1 - enlightednatzie (12/09/2015) [-]
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I am mc'lovin monster thought. There's no better way to start the day in your car, drinking a monster, listening to swedish hardcore homo metal and cruise around in the town.
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#174 to #140 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
If I saw somebody in a car drinking a Monster at 7am while listening to Swedish metal I would laugh at them
Which means others would too
Which means people are probably laughing at you on a daily basis
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#190 to #174 - alarubra ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Silly anon, that's a troll. He said that entirely because he knew it was stupid.
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#237 to #190 - simonhatesfj (12/10/2015) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"**
**simonhatesfj rolled image**
*ctrl + c*
"Can't copy images."
"GODDAMMIT!"
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#238 to #237 - alarubra ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Here's the non-cropped if you want it.
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#239 to #238 - simonhatesfj (12/10/2015) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll picture*"**
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Stop mocking me!
;_;
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#240 to #239 - alarubra ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
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Click the image, right-click the full-size. Save. Or, if you just want it as a reaction image on here, click the little heart with the plus in a circle in the top left corner of the image and it'll be in your recent pictures.
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#241 to #240 - simonhatesfj (12/10/2015) [-]
How is this wizardry work even?!
Where is come from these images?!
Lemme catch my breath here.
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#243 to #241 - alarubra ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
Pic related is my winamp skin.
randomnessthing.com/2011/08/15/winamp-skin-flandre-scarlet/ Available here.
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#242 to #241 - alarubra ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
These images come from my Flandre folders one entitled "Backgrounds" and a more recent one entitled "Mascotfagging." I regularly trawl the interwebs for them, mainly the various boorus, but also DA and tumblr. Yes, I will endure that cancer for glorious Flandre.
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#245 to #242 - simonhatesfj (12/10/2015) [-]
To the interweeeeeeeeeebs!
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#251 to #248 - captainstinkypinky (12/10/2015) [-]
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because you're a faggot who gives a **** about red pinkies, apparently
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#252 to #251 - enlightednatzie (12/10/2015) [-]
All i did was trying to get top comment by making a hilarius joke, but everyone hated it...
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#254 to #252 - captainstinkypinky (12/10/2015) [-]
mustn't have been too hilarious then. I like the pepe though.
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User avatar #255 to #254 - enlightednatzie (12/10/2015) [-]
Well it was, its just that you people are simply too stupid to understand my jokes.
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User avatar #249 to #248 - stealthymuskrat (12/10/2015) [-]
I thumbed you up ******* , take your hacks and kill yourself then bury your computer in a 40 foot hole in the ground. fag
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User avatar #250 to #249 - enlightednatzie (12/10/2015) [-]
Ooops, my bad lol.
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User avatar #64 to #1 - rarityrarityrarity (12/09/2015) [-]
you have **** taste
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User avatar #89 to #64 - quotetype ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
I think it's pretty accurate, It's ******* bull bile, sugar, caffeine, and other **** to make it taste okay.
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#129 to #89 - mjdjoy (12/09/2015) [-]
But Taurine is found naturally in meat, fish and breast milk, and it's commonly available as a dietary supplement. How do you know its bull bile in the drink and not breast milk?
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#196 to #129 - lihborg (12/09/2015) [-]
Let me eat a steak before my 24 hours gaming marathon - said no one ever.
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#205 to #196 - theseareletters ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
you just said it
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#223 to #129 - bann (12/10/2015) [-]
In what quantities though? Probably not nearly the amounts in a red bull. Redbull has its uses, but it takes its toll on your body.
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#180 to #89 - chopsaw (12/09/2015) [-]
theres no bull bile in energy drinks.
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User avatar #92 to #89 - rarityrarityrarity (12/09/2015) [-]
We're talking about the taste of the drink here, not what its made of.
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User avatar #94 to #92 - quotetype ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
But what the drink tastes like is what it's made of.
You know that acidic flavor of it? That's bull bile.
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#123 to #94 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
GIF
Bile contains taurine, human bile contains taurine.

Taurine is an essential part to help us absorb fat-soluable nutrients. You know what is in urine? Water! So when you drink something with water according to your logic it is like drinking urine.

But i agree that Red Bull tastes like crap.
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User avatar #133 to #123 - quotetype ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
I never said it wasn't healthy, it just grosses me out.
In my mind it tastes like slightly better stomach acid.
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User avatar #111 to #94 - rmdx (12/09/2015) [-]
Bull bile is awesome then.
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#108 to #94 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
But Taurine is good for you. It helps the circulatory, skeletal, and nervous system. It's also good for your eyes. Not saying energy drinks aren't **** for your body, but taurine, or bull bile is actually pretty good for you
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#164 to #94 - kanyesfishsticks (12/09/2015) [-]
It's actually made synthetically for red bull.

Which is kinda funny because now there's no excuse for the bull bile flavor.
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User avatar #97 to #94 - rarityrarityrarity (12/09/2015) [-]
That's ok. Still tastes nice.
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User avatar #124 to #89 - Kanoah (12/09/2015) [-]
*chuck norris piss
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User avatar #198 to #124 - mcassio (12/09/2015) [-]
What's the name of the comic your profile pic came from? I remember reading it a long ass time ago, and I wanted to start reading it again.
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User avatar #257 to #198 - Kanoah (12/10/2015) [-]
Chimneyspeak, although the website was taken down and I'm not entirely sure where else to find it.
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#142 to #64 - theydontlikeu (12/09/2015) [-]
"you have **** taste fgt."

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User avatar #146 to #142 - thrifty (12/09/2015) [-]
**** that. That kid's about to go into *********** hyperspace.
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User avatar #163 to #142 - rarityrarityrarity (12/09/2015) [-]
only children drink energy drinks xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

neck urself
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User avatar #210 to #163 - elcreepo (12/10/2015) [-]
Except only teenage twerps do.

Adults drink coffee, for those that don't like coffee there's soda... pretty much everything else that's not guaranteed to give them a heart attack at thirty and tastes good, too.

I have never seen someone over the age of twenty drinking monster/redbull except when it's mixed with alcohol because **** logic.
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#229 to #210 - bakagaijin (12/10/2015) [-]
I'm 28 and I drink the occasional energy drink.... the coffee in my job is **** and Id rather down 8 ounces of redbull rather than 21 ounces of soda
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User avatar #259 to #229 - elcreepo (12/10/2015) [-]
Or spend that same money buying coffee from one of the numerous chain coffee shops. Even the deadest towns have dunkin' or starbucks.

Or if you're talking having to drink less quantity, I hear five hour energy gives you the same boost for almost no taste.
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#261 to #259 - bakagaijin (12/12/2015) [-]
The closest Starbucks is about 5 miles away... and I'd rather drink redbull then the crap that Starbucks is trying to pass off as high quality coffee... not only that, but I would need to navigate past all of the hipsters with all of their "best computer for anything ever" macbooks.... 5 hour is a good compromise.... have tried it though
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User avatar #262 to #261 - elcreepo (12/12/2015) [-]
Five miles isn't far, and even the ********* burnt coffee is still better than liquid carbonated snot.

And does it really pain you that much to walk past a mac, if anything it should mildly amuse you that that person just spent 2000 dollars on a ****** frisbee. Most hipsters usually don't talk to strangers anyway.
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#263 to #262 - bakagaijin (12/12/2015) [-]
5 miles is far if you have to walk 10 mins to the bus stop... wait 20 mins for the shuttle, walk 10 mins from the stop to my car.... sit in 5 miles worth of nyc traffic... walk past all the pretentiousness and hold back the urge to knock down their macbooks remember, I did all of this before my coffee and then shell out 5 bucks for "ok" coffee.... then I gotta do everything in reverse... not a very productive workday if it takes me 2-2.5 hours to get me coffee... I upgraded my coffee machine at home so I brought my old one to keep at work... but I work with a bunch of neanderthals and it didn't make it past the week.
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User avatar #264 to #263 - elcreepo (12/12/2015) [-]
You live in NYC and there's not a coffee chain within walking distance? Holy **** are you unlucky.

Still, just go to the grocery store and buy your own caffeine source that isn't disgusting.
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#266 to #264 - bakagaijin (12/13/2015) [-]
My car is on 81st street
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User avatar #265 to #264 - elcreepo (12/12/2015) [-]
And wait, you have a coffee machine at home but no way of drinking it on your way to work/before work?
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#267 to #265 - bakagaijin (12/13/2015) [-]
I don't like coffee older than an hour... and I leave to work at 430am so all the Bodegas are closed
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User avatar #268 to #267 - elcreepo (12/14/2015) [-]
So your coffee machine isn't on a timer to create delicious goodness before you leave for work?

Eh, still not an excuse to buy redbull.
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User avatar #234 to #210 - freemanareso (12/10/2015) [-]
Took the words right out of my mouth.
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User avatar #211 to #163 - hideyoshi (12/10/2015) [-]
children and adults who's taste never matured past puberty
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User avatar #220 to #211 - rarityrarityrarity (12/10/2015) [-]
are you literally retarded?
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User avatar #230 to #220 - catdownstairz (12/10/2015) [-]
Apparently you are
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User avatar #209 to #64 - elcreepo (12/10/2015) [-]
It's actually pretty gross tasting and thick.

It's like drinking a mixture of snot, high fructose corn syrup and artificial flavoring with carbonation for who knows why.

But caffeine makes people drink a lot of strange beverages... honestly if you want carbonated sugarwater with caffeine just drink Mountain Dew.
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User avatar #219 to #209 - rarityrarityrarity (12/10/2015) [-]
You're telling me redbull is disgusting yet you recommend me mountain dew... why.
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User avatar #221 to #219 - elcreepo (12/10/2015) [-]
It's less... liquid snot, and more just sugar water.

And it tastes better.
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User avatar #222 to #221 - rarityrarityrarity (12/10/2015) [-]
Don't agree with the tastes better part. It might feel less gooey in your mouth but I don't like its scent.
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User avatar #224 to #222 - elcreepo (12/10/2015) [-]
I would assume that no soda smells good, since it's all carbonation that makes the smell.

To be honest I'm not so into anything with massive amounts of sugar it makes me feel nauseous but I always considered mountain dew to be a far better alternative to energy drinks.
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#54 to #1 - virtualsloth (12/09/2015) [-]
This is the best energy drink
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User avatar #37 to #1 - rebornpotato (12/09/2015) [-]
I don't mind the flavor, and it's really the only energy drinks out there aside from like rockstar which is about the same as those 2.
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#43 to #37 - dreadric ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
you need to get some burn then. that is some of the best tasting energy drink.
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#71 to #43 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
burn is great. The blue one is ok but the original is probably the best energy drink around by far. Also Urge soda. Beats everything.
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User avatar #193 to #43 - alarubra ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Monster Import (now made locally!) and yellow Venom are my 2 favorites. Conversely, red and purple Venom, blue Monster, Monster Zero, Khaos, Assault, and Mixxd all taste like **** . Red Bull all tastes like **** . Rockstars are mostly OK, but not my favorite. Jolt is ******* amazing. Never had burn or Spike Shooter.
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User avatar #52 to #43 - pepperoni ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Why not Spike Shooter?
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#55 to #52 - dreadric ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
spike shooter? have actually never heard about that, you think you can get it in Norway, and what does it taste like. I know that the original burn tastes like Guarana.
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#167 to #58 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
caramel color is cancerigen, like the one in coca cola
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User avatar #194 to #167 - alarubra ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Did you mean a carcinogen?
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#98 to #58 - dreadric ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
bwahahahahah, only half a can in the beginning, if I find one I'll take 3-6 cans. I have drank enough strong coffee and energy drink, that this should not be a problem.
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#188 to #98 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
This is neither strong coffee or a conventional energy drink. It contains some other potent stimulants and much more caffeine (a can of monster contains 36mg of caffeine this has 300mg and additional anhydrous caffeine). Drinking 6 cans in a day will almost certainly give you a heart attack.
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#253 to #188 - dreadric ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
still going to try
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User avatar #195 to #188 - alarubra ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Bah. I drank 12 cans of Monster including 4 B.F.C.s 2 tallboys, and 2 cans of Nitrous in less than an hour. Only stopped because I got this weird burny tingling sensation in my extremities.
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User avatar #57 to #55 - pepperoni ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Spike shooter has like a cranberry taste to it mostly berry, but that **** is not about the taste, look up the ingredients in it.
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#96 to #57 - dreadric ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
cool, have too see if I can find it here in Norway somewhere. Some Nor fags who knows?
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#44 to #37 - dreadric ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
I have tasted at least.
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#72 to #1 - silentpaper (12/09/2015) [-]
rockstar is the absolute worst though. **** tastes like nyquil. however, the fruit punch rockstar is pretty damn good.
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User avatar #75 to #1 - whiteniggers (12/09/2015) [-]
the ripper monster is great
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User avatar #147 to #1 - punxy (12/09/2015) [-]
I kind of think monster taste like melted gummi bears, I can't remember what red bull tastes like.. But other drinks like them taste like perfume. :<
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User avatar #189 to #1 - alarubra ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
I hate Red Bull with an absolute burning passion, but Monster makes the best energy drinks IMO.
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User avatar #233 to #1 - wellimnotsure ONLINE (12/10/2015) [-]
second
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#166 to #1 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Monster tastes like ass, but red bull is pretty sweet tasting
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User avatar #191 to #1 - captchakid ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Imo regular monster tastes like sex.
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#197 to #191 - uguuu (12/09/2015) [-]
**uguuu used "*roll picture*"****uguuu rolled image**Are you saying that you never had monster? it is not sex unless there is someone else in the room
**uguuu used "*roll picture*"**
**uguuu rolled image**Are you saying that you never had monster? it is not sex unless there is someone else in the room
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User avatar #200 to #197 - captchakid ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
You're the guy people tell others not to be.
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#201 to #200 - uguuu (12/09/2015) [-]
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#76 to #1 - dshayatopkmn (12/09/2015) [-]
I used to drink all those energy ******* , Monster, Rockstar, NOS, etc, never affected me. In fact monsters typically made me tired. Started drinking this stuff instead, actually gave me energy for once. Cheap, healthy, and it tastes pretty damn good.
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User avatar #134 to #76 - coloredundies (12/09/2015) [-]
That is my god damn juice right there! love that **** and no one else does, so no one asks for a drink.
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User avatar #136 to #134 - sonnyboii (12/09/2015) [-]
Dont have arizona in norway, but we had ADRENALINE (mountain dew) or something here for a while, and holy **** was it good. Too bad it dissapeared not long after... But people still drink ****** Burn and monster
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#79 to #76 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
-energy drinkl
-healthy
you dont seem to understand the meaning of the word healthy
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User avatar #80 to #79 - dshayatopkmn (12/09/2015) [-]
Compared to all the chemicals in ordinary stuff yes it kinda is.
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User avatar #212 to #80 - nustix (12/10/2015) [-]
It could be healthier I don't know what is in it, but please don't say "chemicals". It makes you sound like a 40 year old soccer mom who keeps raving about GMO's.
The worst things about energy drink is the insane amount of sugar and caffeine in it, not sure if you're drink has it or not.
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#106 to #79 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
>>#80,
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User avatar #59 to #1 - spoopyskeleton (12/09/2015) [-]
I really like Red bull. it's my favourite "normal" energy drink.

But it's just so ******* expensive in comparison to others.
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User avatar #2 to #1 - applejackhf [OP](12/09/2015) [-]
Yea, I stopped drinking that **** about 2 years ago. Some of the worst stuff for you.
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User avatar #8 to #2 - presidentmoose (12/09/2015) [-]
I stopped drinking them about 3 years ago and I still have heart palpitations. I'm legitimately worried about my future health
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#15 to #8 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
it could be from something completely different. maybe you have an arrhythmia(they range from not so bad to oh **** i can die at any second.). I suggest talking to a doctor. you probably have the 'not-so-bad' kind.
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User avatar #25 to #15 - imofcnotharveydent (12/09/2015) [-]
like how the only reason I know of arrhythmia is because of my scrub lvl
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#30 to #8 - deipotent (12/09/2015) [-]
**deipotent used "*roll picture*"**
**deipotent rolled image**You must have exclusively drank energy drinks for a long time to get such adverse effects
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#12 to #8 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
Jesus **** man how much did you drink?
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#3 - psychotayto (12/09/2015) [-]
YOOOOOOO
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#132 - razerdude (12/09/2015) [-]
finaly i can drop this
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User avatar #21 - elfensky (12/09/2015) [-]
To be quite honest, I like monsters way more taste-wise than redbulls. Are, you get far more per-unit-of-currency of monster than you do redbull. Also, the trihexa/claw/666 logo of Monster is cooler too.
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#24 to #21 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
I used to be 11 too
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User avatar #26 to #24 - elfensky (12/09/2015) [-]
It's more that I'm a college student and I'll take any way I can stay awake after pulling a few all-nighters in a row for some stupid ass assignment.
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User avatar #33 to #26 - kyledp (12/09/2015) [-]
Get 5 hour energy. It works way better than red bull or monster. Also there is no crash.
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User avatar #34 to #33 - elfensky (12/09/2015) [-]
Only 'murica has that stuff. Idk if it's health related or simply marketing, but I've never seen that in Belgium.
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User avatar #36 to #34 - kyledp (12/09/2015) [-]
Damn man that sucks.
Least you have good waffles...right?
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User avatar #179 to #36 - elfensky (12/09/2015) [-]
And beer. Never forget that.
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User avatar #183 to #34 - gggeee (12/09/2015) [-]
It's some good ****
t-American that uses it daily because he has to keep up with assignments

I dont know why it's not in waffle-land, maybe they dont want you mixing it with syrup to create the perfect breakfast so you can take over the world again.
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User avatar #152 to #33 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/09/2015) [-]
First off, they taste like literal ass. Second there absolutely is a crash. They have a **** ton of caffeine even though they try to pretend they don't. The "no crash" thing is marketing and the placebo effect. Third, sometimes I actually like to sip my caffeine rather than trying to swallow it all down at once like a cumshot so I don't have to taste it.
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#56 to #33 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
That **** made me crash hard after only 2 hours. This was when it was first released years ago though so don't know if they've changed anything. Still haven't had one since.
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User avatar #70 to #56 - kyledp (12/09/2015) [-]
Were you doing anything active? Because i mainly use 5 hour whenever im hiking or skiing. I usually crash if im not doing anything after i drink it.
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#28 to #21 - ordog (12/09/2015) [-]
Yeah but I find redbull more effective for my late night textbook cramming. I wouldn't drink that any of them two if it wasn't necessary.
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User avatar #35 to #28 - elfensky (12/09/2015) [-]
Tbh I'm trying to switch to (green) tea and coffee, but I still get monsters from time to time. Rehab is just too tasty.
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#38 to #35 - ordog (12/09/2015) [-]
Ever had coffee WITH redbull? It sounds disgusting but it actually tastes pretty good. Ideal ratio es 3/4 coffee 1/4 redbull. It's a champion's midnight snack.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - elfensky (12/09/2015) [-]
Why would it sound disgusting? It sounds absolutely fine xD. Might try it someday.
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User avatar #86 to #21 - diegotan (12/09/2015) [-]
how the hell did you do that hat thing?
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User avatar #178 to #86 - elfensky (12/09/2015) [-]
? What hat thing?
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User avatar #187 to #178 - diegotan (12/09/2015) [-]
It seems Admin added a christmas hat popping out randomly on people's avatars and you were the first one I saw. It stands way above your avatar, so I was absolutely shocked and I got seizures.
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User avatar #172 to #21 - ohshoot (12/09/2015) [-]
Two ******* crimson bulls going head to head with their horns in front of the sun. Much cooler than three stripes.
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User avatar #85 to #21 - abesimpson (12/09/2015) [-]
My desk is a mess and it's full of empty cans. Gotta keep studying though. I've noticed that lately my heart rate isn't doing so well and I'm getting these nasty chills with a sense of dread. Not sure if it's just the drink or because my final is next week.
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#32 - PSpepper (12/09/2015) [-]
Who ever is in charge of @monstergaming is straight ******* savage.
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User avatar #42 to #32 - ninesundev (12/09/2015) [-]
? That response was lame as **** . The smiley makes it even worse.
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User avatar #213 to #42 - oceanfrank (12/10/2015) [-]
Found the person in charge of @redbullgaming
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User avatar #214 to #213 - ninesundev (12/10/2015) [-]
What? That response was lame. Not that the RB response was any better, but just "your home" is lame.
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#16 - ohhh (12/09/2015) [-]
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#27 - vladhellsing (12/09/2015) [-]
Silly, that's where you're supposed to deliver anime.
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User avatar #4 - victorytoaster (12/09/2015) [-]
holy **** , i can feel the heat.
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#159 - anon (12/09/2015) [-]
monster tastes like yak's piss.
red bull tastes like ram's piss.
I've tried both..but I prefer the real thing.
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User avatar #14 to #13 - hurpfry ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
I thought those things were grenades for far too long
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#17 to #14 - yuzabeach (12/09/2015) [-]
W-wait... they're not?
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User avatar #23 to #17 - subaqueousreach (12/09/2015) [-]
That would be a Burn Heal. From Pokemon.
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User avatar #171 to #17 - hurpfry ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
spray bottle
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#41 - kyoutu (12/09/2015) [-]
All energy drinks belong in there.
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User avatar #67 to #41 - brutalgod (12/09/2015) [-]
cute :3
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#109 - traks (12/09/2015) [-]
Monster has had some good flavors over the years
Pic very related
That being said, all three in the content are absolute ass.
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#182 to #109 - supercookieduster (12/09/2015) [-]
this **** is soo good
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User avatar #186 to #109 - penisboob (12/09/2015) [-]
m-80 was my favorite but they stopped making it. Now they have "ripper" which is the same but 60% less juice and I can't even find it anywhere.
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#232 to #109 - jakeattack (12/10/2015) [-]
the red assault tho
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User avatar #119 to #109 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
I always thought the red Rehab was pretty good.
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User avatar #154 to #119 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/09/2015) [-]
The red rehab is the best. The lemonade one tastes a little funky but I also kinda love them.
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User avatar #184 to #154 - gggeee (12/09/2015) [-]
I think they had a green tea one at some point that tasted nothing like green tea but still tasted p good.
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#10 - unfitninjuh (12/09/2015) [-]
College student that detests coffee here, Monster barely does anything and Red Bull tastes like **** . Rockstar Pina Colada best drink
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User avatar #48 to #10 - asotil (12/09/2015) [-]
Rockstar has the same amount per can as Monster but is like double the price where I live

I've had it once and wanted to vomit before passing out because Caffeine no longer gets appropriated into my system
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User avatar #63 to #48 - feru ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
lmao passing out because drinking Caffeine? ffs man how do you get that?
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User avatar #62 to #10 - feru ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
you are not wrong it is gather from were **** is made lol, they get the taurin from the bile of large intestines inside mamals
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User avatar #158 to #10 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/09/2015) [-]
Try NOS The double strength one if they have it. . **** will **** you up.
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#231 to #10 - jakeattack (12/10/2015) [-]
do caffeine tabs
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User avatar #20 to #10 - zomaru (12/09/2015) [-]
The large monster can keep me going for a short amount of time. But expresso will generally do the same thing
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#226 - Hawke (12/10/2015) [-]
Monster tastes better and has more variety in flavors.

Redbull is overpriced and tastes like **** .
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User avatar #215 - chokinandtokin (12/10/2015) [-]
Bottoms up and the devil laughs
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#153 - malachicthulhu (12/09/2015) [-]
The only energy drink I consume. Mostly because it tastes good and doesn't leave me feeling like my heart is going to stop.
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User avatar #160 to #153 - tsagu (12/09/2015) [-]
I had a bawls the other night. If that's an energy drink, I sure as **** didn't feel anything.
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User avatar #165 to #160 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2015) [-]
drink redline pussy.
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User avatar #176 to #165 - tsagu (12/09/2015) [-]
you mean one of those "drink this and gain MASSIVE MUSCLE MASS!" drinks? I'll pass, I'm not one of those cock sucking /fit/ fags.
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User avatar #246 to #176 - kiaserzerg (12/10/2015) [-]
yea try again, it has nothing to do with getting fit, in fact it warns you not to do anything to focused on heart rate when you drink it.
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#258 to #246 - tsagu (12/10/2015) [-]
Really, because their site looks like it promotes that by having it show "Before and after using Redline" from a fat guy to a guy in shape with visible muscles from just standing there.
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User avatar #260 to #258 - kiaserzerg (12/10/2015) [-]
then i stand corrected. didnt know they had a site. either way this **** is amazing for keeping awake and getting work done.
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User avatar #216 to #176 - genesisfuz (12/10/2015) [-]
you can't fit into anything anyway
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#161 to #160 - malachicthulhu (12/09/2015) [-]
Yeah it gives a warning of high amounts of caffeine, but it never really kicks me around just tastes great and helps me burp for heavy meals.
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#145 - igorfag (12/09/2015) [-]
Click to show spoiler
Sick
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User avatar #148 to #145 - roxasftw (12/09/2015) [-]
Sexyhimself
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User avatar #61 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
why do people even drink this? could someone explain? I mean, if you eat properly, you should have enough energy to go through day
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User avatar #120 to #61 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Skip food, almost all liquid and protein bar diet. Sometimes an apple.
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User avatar #121 to #120 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
wow
what the **** mate
why
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User avatar #122 to #121 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Gotta get slim. Watching calorie in vs calorie out. If I'm not very active one day, I avoid food so I'm not taking in more calories than I'm using.
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User avatar #139 to #61 - stealthnull (12/09/2015) [-]
i drink for the taste...
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User avatar #151 to #61 - kevinator (12/09/2015) [-]
I sleep 2-3 hours, twice a day in different sessions, these keep me up in between.
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User avatar #155 to #61 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/09/2015) [-]
Not if you haven't slept for two days. Or if you got two hours of sleep the night before and have to go to work/class. In a perfect world, we wouldn't make these choices. But when reality kicks in, sometimes you need a little help getting/staying up.
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User avatar #65 to #61 - TheHutchie (12/09/2015) [-]
I have never drank en energy drink and actually felt any different. It's all placebo, or possibly it's nocebo for cynical ***** like me.

Anyway, yeah, they taste like ground up horse ass mixed with diesel, and they're pointless anyway.
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User avatar #69 to #61 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2015) [-]
i dont drink soda, i dont eat sweets, the closest to junk food i eat is jimmy johns, but if you work hard enough, youre gonna need something to help. monster xtra strength, or redline. redline is ******* awesome though.
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User avatar #77 to #69 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
complex carbohydrates and fats are still better source of energy, being more healthy and lasting longer...
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User avatar #87 to #81 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
you again? damn i cant speak about food without mentioning you
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#90 to #87 - carbohydrates (12/09/2015) [-]
Well, you're one of the few that actually say "Carbohydrates" instead of just "Carbs".
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User avatar #95 to #90 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
well, im not a native speaker, not really used to "carbs"
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User avatar #78 to #77 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2015) [-]
nah, redline in the same proportionate amount lasts a lot longer. that **** can keep me going for damn near 3 days if i portion a shot an hour.
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User avatar #84 to #78 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
idk man, to me, it seems stupid. maybe use it as a pre-workout for some heavy weight training, but if you drink this daily its gonna **** you up. do you eat regularly? you should eat about every 3 hours
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User avatar #88 to #84 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2015) [-]
sadly, after all bills are set aside, i have maybe 50 dollars, so i go to the dollar store, and buy a few pounds of rice, and canned mixed veggies. the only meat i can afford are these super tiny steaks that are maybe 4 inches across and 3 inches wide.
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User avatar #93 to #88 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
then why do you buy this? sorry, i dont know american prices, but i found pack of these for about 10 dollars, wouldnt it be better to get some food instead?
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User avatar #99 to #93 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2015) [-]
well, for 3 dollars i can either buy one protein bar that gets me through lunch, or i can buy one bottle of redline that gets me through almost 3 days of work and instead eat food when i get home.
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#101 to #99 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
oh man, dont buy protein bars, that thats just overpriced **** (alteast over there), cant you prepare you lunch a day before? and buying in bulk should also be cheaper, so you could buy at the end of each month (or just when you get money)
here, check this out, its from /fit/
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User avatar #102 to #101 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2015) [-]
i'll look into it, thanks. i am looking at a boost to my free money now that i finally managed to quit smoking.
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#103 to #102 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
you quit smoking? thats great news! theres another picture i got from /fit/, most of the stuff here is about exercises, but the food stuff is healthy and cheap, glad i could help
its mostly for ppl who lift, idk if you do, but if you dont, you dont have to eat that much i guess

media.8ch.net/fit/src/1411403442000.jpg

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#105 to #103 - kiaserzerg (12/09/2015) [-]
thanks, ill read it over it when i get home from work tonight, i need to make a more solid plan. my friend and i are getting into lifting, and this could be a major help.
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User avatar #107 to #105 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
good luck!
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User avatar #104 to #102 - horsehat (12/09/2015) [-]
and if you're bored and have free time, check out the sticky at You need to login to view this link
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#19 - Customer Services ONLINE (12/09/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
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#51 - cannibalvegan (12/09/2015) [-]
I love Monster, but Monster Rehab tastes like what cat piss smells like.
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User avatar #156 to #51 - ImmortalBaconEater (12/09/2015) [-]
They all leave a weird feeling in the back of my throat. Like it's cooling but also sticky. It's weird but I kinda like it.
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User avatar #162 to #156 - cannibalvegan (12/09/2015) [-]
I don't really know what you mean.

Also, that's totally what she said.
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