Satan's Wife. . Sometimes Google Earth scares the hell out of me. I'd do her . There, I SAID IT. I WOULD STUFF MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA. I WOULD CRAM MY STRAWBERRIES INTO HER CRANBERRIES. I WOULD CHING CHONG HER WITH MY CHOPSTIC
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#1 - include (01/06/2014) [-]
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#2 - iisperfection (01/07/2014) [-]
i just watched splice today, this image brings me fear.
#83 to #2 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
Is that sinead o'connor?
User avatar #18 to #2 - wolviewolverine (01/07/2014) [-]
lamest movie evaah.
#10 to #2 - mikemeiers (01/07/2014) [-]
**** .that.movie.
User avatar #8 to #2 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
admit it
you looked for porn of Dren
i know i did, and i regret nothing*fap fap*
#47 to #8 - aerosol (01/07/2014) [-]
This thread
This thread
User avatar #48 to #47 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
can i get your opinion on something

You need to login to view this link
User avatar #50 to #49 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
you like?
#51 to #50 - aerosol (01/07/2014) [-]
I'll never know
User avatar #52 to #51 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
seriously
im a straight up guy
its harmless

why would i troll a good guy like you?
User avatar #53 to #52 - aerosol (01/07/2014) [-]
This thread proves otherwise. I AIN'T HAVIN' NON OF YER MALARKEY konradkurze!
#54 to #53 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
well the thread was about dren, but i cant find any good pics of her so the link isnt her.....hell the link isnt even her off the movie as a human.....

its harmless, i just wanted to link here because this is where you commented
#28 to #8 - Silthrim (01/07/2014) [-]
User avatar #29 to #28 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
is that a guilty face?

did you fap to dren porn and now feel ashamed?
#30 to #29 - Silthrim (01/07/2014) [-]
I'll proudly state to i fapped to the very scene good sir, No need for porn when you have IMAGINATION!
Spongebobimagination.jaypehg
MFW That entire scene
User avatar #31 to #30 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
so you fapped to female dren ******* the guy...then male dren ******* the lady?
User avatar #97 to #31 - hoponthefeelstrain (01/07/2014) [-]
Male dren raped the lady.
#32 to #31 - Silthrim (01/07/2014) [-]
No
yes
.
.
User avatar #34 to #32 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
oh Silthrim, you perverted bastard, lol
#35 to #34 - Silthrim (01/07/2014) [-]
Comes with the territory of being a sadist.   
 Just like when i get erections at burning civilians and cops on gta    
 inb4 Bistmuth/edges
Comes with the territory of being a sadist.
Just like when i get erections at burning civilians and cops on gta
inb4 Bistmuth/edges
User avatar #36 to #35 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
i bet i can top you on weird things to ****
#37 to #36 - Silthrim (01/07/2014) [-]
I dont know about that, Ill take a rain check, its 3am and my pillow wishes to ********* me.
User avatar #38 to #37 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
before you go can i get your opinion on one thing
#19 to #8 - ddylann (01/07/2014) [-]
it did seem like ******* her would be incredible
User avatar #20 to #19 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
aside from the tiny a-cup boobs, she was ********

though just concerned what she planned to do when she had her stinger tail ready when she was ******* that guy
#21 to #20 - ddylann (01/07/2014) [-]
put it in his butt probably
User avatar #22 to #21 - konradkurze (01/07/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 13**
dubs and ddylann wants drens tail up his butt
#113 to #8 - worried (01/07/2014) [-]
and you didnt post the link?? asshole!!!
#24 - glorinar (01/07/2014) [-]
Quarians are real?
#25 - mexicandudeinsd (01/07/2014) [-]
El chupacabras
#85 to #25 - hairibar (01/07/2014) [-]
Goatsucker? Seriously?
Goatsucker? Seriously?
User avatar #112 to #85 - drfreeman (01/07/2014) [-]
The chupacabra is a Spanish folk-lore monster that sucks out the entrails of goats through small holes that they make in the body.
#6 - nimithecat (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd do her

.
There, I SAID IT.


I WOULD STUFF MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA.
I WOULD CRAM MY STRAWBERRIES INTO HER CRANBERRIES.
I WOULD CHING CHONG HER WITH MY CHOPSTICK
I WOULD FERTILIZE HER EGGS WITH MY SPERM
I WOULD SPAGHETTI HER MEATBALLS!
I WOULD BANANA IN HER PAJAMAS!

And by God's name if he exists, I hold him as my witness.
Good day gentlemen.
User avatar #94 to #6 - tittentei (01/07/2014) [-]
****** , you'd **** a draenei futa.
#96 to #94 - nimithecat (01/07/2014) [-]
Man, **** futa.
If a man wants to **** something
that has a dick, even if it has tits;
he's gay.

It's like engineering; male USB socket goes into female USB. Notice there isn't a "futa socket".
User avatar #98 to #96 - tittentei (01/07/2014) [-]
Dude, it's a girl with a dick, not a man with boobs. I mean seriously tho, it's gayer to watch a man **** a girl than a girl with a dick **** a girl.
#100 to #98 - nimithecat (01/07/2014) [-]
It still has a dick, therefore it's male. The boobs aren't needed for sexual intercourse, it's just a common fetish.

A man can be skinny, large-hipped, and even feminine(traps), but if it has a penis,
then I'm sorry.. that is a human with a male reproductive system.

Even if it has a vagina combined with the penis, it would just make you bisexual for screwing it. I have no problem with sexual preferences of others, but it's kindof silly for people to want to see a penis on a woman, and call themselves straight.

I'm simply stating the facts; you might be into skittles. Taste the rainbow.
User avatar #101 to #100 - tittentei (01/07/2014) [-]
You're forgetting the magical aspect of futa. It's hentai. Anything can happen in hentai and girls can have dicks. Also, I fap to futa not because I want to suck a futa dick, but because I can relate to the pleasure. Also I'm not gay because I only fap to futa and not real traps. The real thing is gross.
#103 to #101 - nimithecat (01/07/2014) [-]
Hm, fair enough.   
   
So I'm guessing you're applying the similar logic that goes with strapons. Mkay,   
fair enough.   
   
I just can't see the point in how people like pinups of futa girls just posing, since there's nothing relatable in that. Then again, the logic between pinups and actual porn varies on two levels.
Hm, fair enough.

So I'm guessing you're applying the similar logic that goes with strapons. Mkay,
fair enough.

I just can't see the point in how people like pinups of futa girls just posing, since there's nothing relatable in that. Then again, the logic between pinups and actual porn varies on two levels.
#135 to #103 - mrvoodoo (01/08/2014) [-]
Wait wait wait.
I though futas had both.
User avatar #59 to #6 - Mortuus (01/07/2014) [-]
Bananas in Pajamas was the **** .
User avatar #26 to #6 - mexicandudeinsd (01/07/2014) [-]
BANANAS!!!!!!!!!
#76 - nightmareschild (01/07/2014) [-]
Nice to see her out of her suit.
User avatar #93 to #76 - minorian (01/07/2014) [-]
This. A thousand times this

not saying this as a Tumblr cliché. This is actually a perfect picture of how I could imagine she would look!
User avatar #115 to #76 - exclamation (01/07/2014) [-]
I have no idea what this is about
And I'm intrigued.
User avatar #122 to #115 - schneidend (01/07/2014) [-]
It's Tali, one of your teammates in Mass Effect.

Her race has some serious allergy issues, so they need to wear environmental suits much of the time.
User avatar #124 to #122 - exclamation (01/07/2014) [-]
And yet, titties and abdomen which I'm okay with, but it kinda break her race's plot point.
User avatar #126 to #124 - schneidend (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, it's fan art, soooo...

Also, if Tali's dressing that sexy for you in then she has already adapted to you several times over. wink wink
User avatar #127 to #126 - exclamation (01/07/2014) [-]
and yay, titties and abdomen.
User avatar #125 to #124 - amnesiacpatient (01/07/2014) [-]
its fan art which is a little exaggerated...
her actual body is fully covered and she often complains about rips in her suit and how many colds shes gotten from a small cut
#129 to #76 - alphagex (01/07/2014) [-]
Not to sound like a nerd like gohan, but her suit if is open like that she will die

then again who cares bewwbs
#39 - snakefire (01/07/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this movie.

Incest hybrid bestiality transgendered rape.
User avatar #44 to #39 - shikurukato (01/07/2014) [-]
What movie was that?
User avatar #45 to #44 - snakefire (01/07/2014) [-]
Splice
User avatar #130 to #39 - joaomartins (01/07/2014) [-]
That movie looks interesting , what's the plot of it ?
#131 to #130 - snakefire (01/07/2014) [-]
Actual spoilers.
>Husband and wife are geneticists
>create illegal human gene splicing as side project
>They were supposed to kill it but they didn't and they raised it like a child
>It grows up and it seduces the husband scientist and they ****
>After he finds out the project was made with his wifes genes he wants to kill it
>the thing switches gender and becomes aggressive and kidnaps the male scientist
>rapes the female scientist that used her genes to make it.
>Female scientist gets pregnant and it insinuates a sequel.
User avatar #132 to #131 - joaomartins (01/07/2014) [-]
I read until genetic modified incest , you sold your fish good sir . Can you tell me the name of the movie ?
User avatar #133 to #132 - snakefire (01/07/2014) [-]
Splice.
User avatar #137 to #133 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
What a **** movie ... Man that was painful to see. For something with such potential it really ****** up. I never thought that a movie that involves genetic modified incest could be so boring! And the characters , awful ,just awful...
User avatar #139 to #138 - joaomartins (01/09/2014) [-]
Just a bit
User avatar #134 to #133 - joaomartins (01/07/2014) [-]
Thank you very much ,my good sir. Have a splendid day !
User avatar #40 to #39 - azumeow (01/07/2014) [-]
Well, I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway. Thanks for the reminder of that horrific movie....
#41 to #40 - snakefire (01/07/2014) [-]
What? You don't like gender swapping bat fish kangaroo hybrid person tits?
#117 to #41 - worried (01/07/2014) [-]
dont forget scorpion
#42 to #41 - azumeow (01/07/2014) [-]
STAAAAHHHPPP
User avatar #78 to #41 - aulubear (01/07/2014) [-]
Aren't most people a little to the right or left?
#61 to #39 - mrgreatnamess (01/07/2014) [-]
I remember that movie   
God damn sick 			****		   
   
Lieutenantpansy you sick 			****		, why do you own this 			****		?
I remember that movie
God damn sick ****

Lieutenantpansy you sick **** , why do you own this **** ?
User avatar #82 to #61 - lieutenantpansy (01/07/2014) [-]
I like that movie
User avatar #84 to #82 - mrgreatnamess (01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah you do
Ya sick bastard
#55 - kolya (01/07/2014) [-]
#43 - Polomaster (01/07/2014) [-]
they do exist!
User avatar #116 to #43 - msypsylon (01/07/2014) [-]
how the **** are the implications unpleasant?
#46 to #43 - thefunnyside (01/07/2014) [-]
Mass Effect had the greatest aliens ever
#57 to #46 - Polomaster (01/07/2014) [-]
indeed!
indeed!
User avatar #69 to #46 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Their aliens were all humans with different bodies though.
#86 to #69 - penileburglar (01/07/2014) [-]
This one would disagree with you.
User avatar #91 to #86 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Ehh.
User avatar #105 to #69 - harbingerwolf (01/07/2014) [-]
Only the Batarians and Asari, to be fair they werent very unique designs compared to the rest which are awesome.
User avatar #106 to #105 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
I'm not talking anatomy. Im talking psychology.
Even the hanar are kinda like this (penileburglar).
They all have the same range of human emotions. Actual aliens would have ****** up, weird emotions that would be alien to us.

And the anatomy is rather human too...EVERYTHING has 2 arms 2 legs and a head. Except the rachni.
User avatar #118 to #106 - thefunnyside (01/07/2014) [-]
And you've met many aliens so you can confirm that
User avatar #119 to #118 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
It's common ******* sense dude.

Apparently uncommon...
User avatar #120 to #119 - thefunnyside (01/07/2014) [-]
If the game had aliens who's nature is alien to us, no one would play it, or they would think it's a weird game. They had to be human-like
User avatar #121 to #120 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
True.
But it still keeps them from being the "greatest aliens ever"
User avatar #123 to #121 - thefunnyside (01/07/2014) [-]
Why so? I'd much rather meet a human-like alien than a weird, brain-scrambled one
User avatar #108 to #106 - harbingerwolf (01/07/2014) [-]
Have you heard of convergent evolution?
User avatar #111 to #108 - miia ONLINE (01/07/2014) [-]
Yes I have.
But every race doing that?
Including the reptilian and amphibian?
Calling ******** .
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Douglas_(author)#GalacticMarinesseries
^ This guy has good aliens that are actually aliens. Read his books.
#23 - obitouzumaki (01/07/2014) [-]
Just imagine all of the creepy things that the guy's that drive the Google earth car have seen.
#11 - camelnuts (01/07/2014) [-]
Finally! She's come to take us to Camp Half-Blood
#27 - evilruck (01/07/2014) [-]
This image has expired
sometimes i don't really know what to think
User avatar #7 - sssjiji (01/07/2014) [-]
Shawty got legs for days
#99 - fuckthemhipsters (01/07/2014) [-]
Everyone has a soulmate, guys.

#71 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
Screw Splice, am I the ONLY one here who was reminded of THIS alien movie?
#58 - killjow (01/07/2014) [-]
Clare
#68 to #58 - KofC (01/07/2014) [-]
Claymore's amazing
it's my favorite manga
#9 - anon (01/07/2014) [-]
I'd bang
User avatar #15 to #9 - wolviewolverine (01/07/2014) [-]
How come "You'd bang" most thing, yet you're still a virgin?
#104 - trollmobile (01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#75 - dbrak (01/07/2014) [-]
the lightbulb... IT FINALLY DID IT!
the lightbulb... IT FINALLY DID IT!
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