Satan's Wife. . Sometimes Google Earth scares the hell out of me. I'd do her . There, I SAID IT. I WOULD STUFF MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA. I WOULD CRAM MY STRAWBERRIES INTO HER CRANBERRIES. I WOULD CHING CHONG HER WITH MY CHOPSTIC Satan's Wife Sometimes Google Earth scares the hell out of me I'd do her There I SAID IT WOULD STUFF MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA CRAM STRAWBERRIES INTO CRANBERRIES CHING CHONG WITH CHOPSTIC
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#6 - nimithecat
Reply +80
(01/07/2014) [-]
I'd do her

.
There, I SAID IT.


I WOULD STUFF MY PENIS IN HER VAGINA.
I WOULD CRAM MY STRAWBERRIES INTO HER CRANBERRIES.
I WOULD CHING CHONG HER WITH MY CHOPSTICK
I WOULD FERTILIZE HER EGGS WITH MY SPERM
I WOULD SPAGHETTI HER MEATBALLS!
I WOULD BANANA IN HER PAJAMAS!

And by God's name if he exists, I hold him as my witness.
Good day gentlemen.
#94 to #6 - tittentei
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
******, you'd **** a draenei futa.
#96 to #94 - nimithecat
Reply -1
(01/07/2014) [-]
Man, **** futa.
If a man wants to **** something
that has a dick, even if it has tits;
he's gay.

It's like engineering; male USB socket goes into female USB. Notice there isn't a "futa socket".
#98 to #96 - tittentei
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(01/07/2014) [-]
Dude, it's a girl with a dick, not a man with boobs. I mean seriously tho, it's gayer to watch a man **** a girl than a girl with a dick **** a girl.
#100 to #98 - nimithecat
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
It still has a dick, therefore it's male. The boobs aren't needed for sexual intercourse, it's just a common fetish.

A man can be skinny, large-hipped, and even feminine(traps), but if it has a penis,
then I'm sorry.. that is a human with a male reproductive system.

Even if it has a vagina combined with the penis, it would just make you bisexual for screwing it. I have no problem with sexual preferences of others, but it's kindof silly for people to want to see a penis on a woman, and call themselves straight.

I'm simply stating the facts; you might be into skittles. Taste the rainbow.
#101 to #100 - tittentei
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(01/07/2014) [-]
You're forgetting the magical aspect of futa. It's hentai. Anything can happen in hentai and girls can have dicks. Also, I fap to futa not because I want to suck a futa dick, but because I can relate to the pleasure. Also I'm not gay because I only fap to futa and not real traps. The real thing is gross.
#103 to #101 - nimithecat
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Hm, fair enough.   
   
So I'm guessing you're applying the similar logic that goes with strapons. Mkay,   
fair enough.   
   
I just can't see the point in how people like pinups of futa girls just posing, since there's nothing relatable in that. Then again, the logic between pinups and actual porn varies on two levels.
Hm, fair enough.

So I'm guessing you're applying the similar logic that goes with strapons. Mkay,
fair enough.

I just can't see the point in how people like pinups of futa girls just posing, since there's nothing relatable in that. Then again, the logic between pinups and actual porn varies on two levels.
#135 to #103 - mrvoodoo
Reply 0
(01/08/2014) [-]
Wait wait wait.
I though futas had both.
#59 to #6 - Mortuus
Reply +7
(01/07/2014) [-]
Bananas in Pajamas was the ****.
#26 to #6 - mexicandudeinsd
Reply +8
(01/07/2014) [-]
BANANAS!!!!!!!!!
#1 - include
Reply +64
(01/06/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#25 - mexicandudeinsd
Reply +41
(01/07/2014) [-]
El chupacabras
#85 to #25 - hairibar
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
Goatsucker? Seriously?
Goatsucker? Seriously?
#112 to #85 - drfreeman
Reply +2
(01/07/2014) [-]
The chupacabra is a Spanish folk-lore monster that sucks out the entrails of goats through small holes that they make in the body.
#2 - iisperfection
Reply +40
(01/07/2014) [-]
i just watched splice today, this image brings me fear.
#18 to #2 - wolviewolverine
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
lamest movie evaah.
#83 to #2 - anon
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Is that sinead o'connor?
#10 to #2 - mikemeiers
Reply +6
(01/07/2014) [-]
****.that.movie.
#8 to #2 - konradkurze
Reply +8
(01/07/2014) [-]
admit it
you looked for porn of Dren
i know i did, and i regret nothing*fap fap*
#47 to #8 - aerosol
Reply +9
(01/07/2014) [-]
This thread
This thread
#48 to #47 - konradkurze
Reply -4
(01/07/2014) [-]
can i get your opinion on something

You need to login to view this link
#49 to #48 - aerosol
Reply +3
(01/07/2014) [-]
no...
#50 to #49 - konradkurze
Reply -1
(01/07/2014) [-]
you like?
#51 to #50 - aerosol
Reply +5
(01/07/2014) [-]
I'll never know
#52 to #51 - konradkurze
Reply -1
(01/07/2014) [-]
seriously
im a straight up guy
its harmless

why would i troll a good guy like you?
#53 to #52 - aerosol
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
This thread proves otherwise. I AIN'T HAVIN' NON OF YER MALARKEY konradkurze!
#54 to #53 - konradkurze
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
well the thread was about dren, but i cant find any good pics of her so the link isnt her.....hell the link isnt even her off the movie as a human.....

its harmless, i just wanted to link here because this is where you commented
#28 to #8 - Silthrim
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(01/07/2014) [-]
#29 to #28 - konradkurze
Reply -1
(01/07/2014) [-]
is that a guilty face?

did you fap to dren porn and now feel ashamed?
#30 to #29 - Silthrim
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(01/07/2014) [-]
I'll proudly state to i fapped to the very scene good sir, No need for porn when you have IMAGINATION!
Spongebobimagination.jaypehg
MFW That entire scene
#31 to #30 - konradkurze
Reply -1
(01/07/2014) [-]
so you fapped to female dren ******* the guy...then male dren ******* the lady?
#97 to #31 - hoponthefeelstrain
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Male dren raped the lady.
#32 to #31 - Silthrim
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
No
yes
.
.
#34 to #32 - konradkurze
Reply -1
(01/07/2014) [-]
oh Silthrim, you perverted bastard, lol
#35 to #34 - Silthrim
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Comes with the territory of being a sadist.   
 Just like when i get erections at burning civilians and cops on gta    
 inb4 Bistmuth/edges
Comes with the territory of being a sadist.
Just like when i get erections at burning civilians and cops on gta
inb4 Bistmuth/edges
#36 to #35 - konradkurze
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(01/07/2014) [-]
i bet i can top you on weird things to ****
#37 to #36 - Silthrim
Reply +2
(01/07/2014) [-]
I dont know about that, Ill take a rain check, its 3am and my pillow wishes to ********* me.
#38 to #37 - konradkurze
Reply -1
(01/07/2014) [-]
before you go can i get your opinion on one thing
#19 to #8 - ddylann
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
it did seem like ******* her would be incredible
#20 to #19 - konradkurze
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
aside from the tiny a-cup boobs, she was ********

though just concerned what she planned to do when she had her stinger tail ready when she was ******* that guy
#21 to #20 - ddylann
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
put it in his butt probably
#22 to #21 - konradkurze
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolls 13**
dubs and ddylann wants drens tail up his butt
#113 to #8 - worried
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
and you didnt post the link?? asshole!!!
#24 - glorinar
Reply +27
(01/07/2014) [-]
Quarians are real?
#76 - nightmareschild
Reply +20
(01/07/2014) [-]
Nice to see her out of her suit.
#93 to #76 - minorian
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
This. A thousand times this

not saying this as a Tumblr cliché. This is actually a perfect picture of how I could imagine she would look!
#114 to #76 - pedobearRAW
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(01/07/2014) [-]
#115 to #76 - exclamation
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
I have no idea what this is about
And I'm intrigued.
#122 to #115 - schneidend
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
It's Tali, one of your teammates in Mass Effect.

Her race has some serious allergy issues, so they need to wear environmental suits much of the time.
#124 to #122 - exclamation
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
And yet, titties and abdomen which I'm okay with, but it kinda break her race's plot point.
#126 to #124 - schneidend
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Well, it's fan art, soooo...

Also, if Tali's dressing that sexy for you in then she has already adapted to you several times over. wink wink
#127 to #126 - exclamation
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
and yay, titties and abdomen.
#125 to #124 - amnesiacpatient
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
its fan art which is a little exaggerated...
her actual body is fully covered and she often complains about rips in her suit and how many colds shes gotten from a small cut
#129 to #76 - alphagex
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Not to sound like a nerd like gohan, but her suit if is open like that she will die

then again who cares bewwbs
#87 to #76 - schneidend
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(01/07/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#89 to #76 - yisumad
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(01/07/2014) [-]
#39 - snakefire
Reply +19
(01/07/2014) [-]
Reminds me of this movie.

Incest hybrid bestiality transgendered rape.
#44 to #39 - shikurukato
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
What movie was that?
#45 to #44 - snakefire
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
Splice
#130 to #39 - joaomartins
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
That movie looks interesting , what's the plot of it ?
#131 to #130 - snakefire
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Actual spoilers.
>Husband and wife are geneticists
>create illegal human gene splicing as side project
>They were supposed to kill it but they didn't and they raised it like a child
>It grows up and it seduces the husband scientist and they ****
>After he finds out the project was made with his wifes genes he wants to kill it
>the thing switches gender and becomes aggressive and kidnaps the male scientist
>rapes the female scientist that used her genes to make it.
>Female scientist gets pregnant and it insinuates a sequel.
#132 to #131 - joaomartins
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
I read until genetic modified incest , you sold your fish good sir . Can you tell me the name of the movie ?
#133 to #132 - snakefire
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Splice.
#137 to #133 - joaomartins
Reply +1
(01/09/2014) [-]
What a **** movie ... Man that was painful to see. For something with such potential it really ****** up. I never thought that a movie that involves genetic modified incest could be so boring! And the characters , awful ,just awful...
#138 to #137 - snakefire
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(01/09/2014) [-]
#139 to #138 - joaomartins
Reply +1
(01/09/2014) [-]
Just a bit
#134 to #133 - joaomartins
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
Thank you very much ,my good sir. Have a splendid day !
#40 to #39 - azumeow
Reply +3
(01/07/2014) [-]
Well, I wasn't planning on sleeping anyway. Thanks for the reminder of that horrific movie....
#41 to #40 - snakefire
Reply +9
(01/07/2014) [-]
What? You don't like gender swapping bat fish kangaroo hybrid person tits?
#42 to #41 - azumeow
Reply +3
(01/07/2014) [-]
STAAAAHHHPPP
#117 to #41 - worried
Reply +2
(01/07/2014) [-]
dont forget scorpion
#78 to #41 - aulubear
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
Aren't most people a little to the right or left?
#61 to #39 - mrgreatnamess
Reply +3
(01/07/2014) [-]
I remember that movie   
God damn sick ****   
   
Lieutenantpansy you sick ****, why do you own this ****?
I remember that movie
God damn sick ****

Lieutenantpansy you sick ****, why do you own this ****?
#82 to #61 - lieutenantpansy
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
I like that movie
#84 to #82 - mrgreatnamess
Reply +1
(01/07/2014) [-]
Yeah you do
Ya sick bastard
#43 - Polomaster
Reply +8
(01/07/2014) [-]
they do exist!
#116 to #43 - msypsylon
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
how the **** are the implications unpleasant?
#46 to #43 - thefunnyside
Reply +10
(01/07/2014) [-]
Mass Effect had the greatest aliens ever
#57 to #46 - Polomaster
Reply +12
(01/07/2014) [-]
indeed!
indeed!
#69 to #46 - miia ONLINE
Reply -1
(01/07/2014) [-]
Their aliens were all humans with different bodies though.
#86 to #69 - penileburglar
Reply +7
(01/07/2014) [-]
This one would disagree with you.
#91 to #86 - miia ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Ehh.
#105 to #69 - harbingerwolf
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Only the Batarians and Asari, to be fair they werent very unique designs compared to the rest which are awesome.
#106 to #105 - miia ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
I'm not talking anatomy. Im talking psychology.
Even the hanar are kinda like this (penileburglar).
They all have the same range of human emotions. Actual aliens would have ****** up, weird emotions that would be alien to us.

And the anatomy is rather human too...EVERYTHING has 2 arms 2 legs and a head. Except the rachni.
#118 to #106 - thefunnyside
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
And you've met many aliens so you can confirm that
#119 to #118 - miia ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
It's common ******* sense dude.

Apparently uncommon...
#120 to #119 - thefunnyside
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
If the game had aliens who's nature is alien to us, no one would play it, or they would think it's a weird game. They had to be human-like
#121 to #120 - miia ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
True.
But it still keeps them from being the "greatest aliens ever"
#123 to #121 - thefunnyside
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Why so? I'd much rather meet a human-like alien than a weird, brain-scrambled one
#108 to #106 - harbingerwolf
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Have you heard of convergent evolution?
#111 to #108 - miia ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/07/2014) [-]
Yes I have.
But every race doing that?
Including the reptilian and amphibian?
Calling ********.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Douglas_(author)#GalacticMarinesseries
^ This guy has good aliens that are actually aliens. Read his books.
#55 - kolya ONLINE
Reply +10
(01/07/2014) [-]
#11 - camelnuts
Reply +6
(01/07/2014) [-]
Finally! She's come to take us to Camp Half-Blood