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#7 - iRoflcopterU
Reply +96
(01/31/2014) [-]
Imma leave this here
#99 to #7 - landartheconqueror
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
jesus, she's like an amazonian.
#77 to #7 - bjornkrage
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(01/31/2014) [-]
>tfw no massive 90 kilo amazonian gf to get ********* by
#49 to #7 - braus
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(01/31/2014) [-]
#145 to #49 - timmity
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(02/02/2014) [-]
not as tall as zelda, who is 6'10
#139 to #49 - amuzen
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(01/31/2014) [-]
average guy is anywhere between 5'9-6'1, any shorter or taller and you're considered short or tall.
#72 to #49 - timmity
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(01/31/2014) [-]
why did they changer her? she became less sexy, like some little girl or some **** like that
#69 to #49 - bigmanfifty
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(01/31/2014) [-]
I'm pretty sure the average guy is taller than 5.6
#132 to #69 - baesdgod
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(01/31/2014) [-]
manlets, when will they learn?
#127 to #69 - twentyten ONLINE
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Well you're wrong!
#65 to #49 - defeats
Reply +8
(01/31/2014) [-]
Average guy 5'6"?
Average guy 5'6"?
#71 to #65 - timmity
Reply +8
(01/31/2014) [-]
asians you fag
#53 to #49 - otroviciado
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(01/31/2014) [-]
doesn't care, had Snusnu
#40 to #7 - thechosentroll
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(01/31/2014) [-]
I'm taller and heavier than that. How come I don't get a super suit? Is it because I'm a guy? That's sexism, I tell you. SEXISM!
I'm taller and heavier than that. How come I don't get a super suit? Is it because I'm a guy? That's sexism, I tell you. SEXISM!
#30 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
Still don't get what those big shoulder pieces are for.
Might be reactors... But it seems like a stupid place to have them at.
#51 to #30 - jordanish
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Morph ball technology
#47 to #30 - xxhadesflamesxx
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(01/31/2014) [-]
they looked nice when the devs designed the character
#43 to #30 - datgermanguy
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Perhaps to prevent neck or head injury when attacked from the sides.
#41 to #30 - thechosentroll
Reply +4
(01/31/2014) [-]
Pauldrons are a symbol of social status.
#78 to #41 - killerblue
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(01/31/2014) [-]
But not as high as hats
#81 to #78 - thechosentroll
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(01/31/2014) [-]
If I recall correctly, the order of importance is:

helmet<no helmet<hat<and a helmet<pauldrons<hat and plaudrons
#29 to #7 - patmccrow
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Did you know: That in the original draft for Metroid, when Samus Aran was killed, her death animation showed her armor falling off... Yeah she is also totally nude under it. Like seriously, pixel tits and all.
#28 to #7 - anon
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(01/31/2014) [-]
So to sum up;
6' 3", blond, (I think blue eyes?) and 198 pounds of what is essentially muscle, big tits and an ass that could kill...
So Samus is a really strong Swedish woman?
#23 to #7 - commontroll
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Well, it is the future. It only makes sense that women grew taller in that time due to human diets having more nutrients.
#19 to #7 - theblackcrow
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(01/31/2014) [-]
Holy ****!! She is an amazon!
Holy ****!! She is an amazon!
#48 to #19 - anon
Reply 0
(01/31/2014) [-]
yay panty and stockings
#14 to #7 - scouts
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(01/31/2014) [-]
If Samus ain't a ******* amazon, I have no idea what should be   
   
   
   
inb4 Chozo DNA


If Samus ain't a ******* amazon, I have no idea what should be



inb4 Chozo DNA
#103 to #14 - baesdgod
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(01/31/2014) [-]
i am 6'4" and about 206lbs

could easily beat her up lol
#117 to #103 - anon
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(01/31/2014) [-]
considering she has combat training and runs around in a heavy suit of armor all day with no problem I'd say the inverse is true.
#58 to #14 - anon
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(01/31/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at Makes sence I guess ** What about this beauty?
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #140 at Makes sence I guess ** What about this beauty?
#13 to #7 - swagloon
Reply +33
(01/31/2014) [-]
that's hot.