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LP re S i cl E
Someone pumped into my their and I eead Berry.
demesne pumped into my their and i punched them in
the face
demesne pumped into my their and I didn' t even give a ****
demesne pumped into my their and i start a revolution
demesne pumped into my their and i inteded their country
demesne pumped into my their and i plashed t) ecause it was eeipen
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#101 - hurblurb (12/04/2013) [-]
My chair bumped into someone
#82 - Welshhobo (12/04/2013) [-]
I bumped into my sheep, 103 times.
User avatar #244 to #82 - aangbingo (12/04/2013) [-]
More like
"Someone bumped into our chair, we blamed the English."
User avatar #138 to #82 - processing (12/04/2013) [-]
And I regret absolutely nothing.
#71 - mcmental (12/04/2013) [-]
Some riddy bowfing wean bumped into me chair and I cleaved his arse in twain with me Claymore and then went back to drinkin me scotch.
#172 to #71 - hrg (12/04/2013) [-]
wrong to = tae
User avatar #130 to #71 - nutsfromahippie (12/04/2013) [-]
*whiskey*. No one says Scotch over here.
#208 to #130 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
Whisky* What are you, Irish?
User avatar #133 to #130 - mcmental (12/04/2013) [-]
Oh? well, you learn something new every day. you scottish?
User avatar #263 to #133 - nutsfromahippie (12/05/2013) [-]
yes. born and bred in the friendliest - yet also the murder capital of Europe - city in the world. Glasgow, a city whose name is only pronounceable with a Scottish accent.
User avatar #264 to #263 - mcmental (12/05/2013) [-]
Aye, thats quite true. What Clan do you belong to?
User avatar #265 to #264 - nutsfromahippie (12/06/2013) [-]
Err... my line is from Ireland (guess I'm an immigrant)
User avatar #266 to #265 - mcmental (12/06/2013) [-]
The Irish still have Clans do they not?
User avatar #267 to #266 - nutsfromahippie (12/06/2013) [-]
No idea. Plus my surname (i think) is actually a mispronunciation due to dialects and accents not being understood by the guys that went out and carried out the consensus and all that jazz. So like my birth, my family name is too, an accident.
User avatar #268 to #267 - mcmental (12/07/2013) [-]
Ahh...Wait a tick...damn...
#93 - canadianbetamale (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone bumped into my chair and I sold them cheap, plentiful though not high quality goods.
#83 - dirtybadger (12/04/2013) [-]
someone bumped into my chair so i poured them a cup of tea and discussed the weather
someone bumped into my chair so i poured them a cup of tea and discussed the weather
User avatar #235 to #83 - wtfduud (12/04/2013) [-]
And looked at birds.
User avatar #88 to #83 - amirblumenfeld (12/04/2013) [-]
So I awkwardly ignored that it happened.
#205 to #83 - mistysmuff (12/04/2013) [-]
Discussed the clouds*
#37 - tavafanduvill (12/04/2013) [-]
No one bumped into my chair because i always stay 10 meters away from people.
User avatar #242 to #37 - rhiaanor ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
wouldn't that be switzerland?
#129 to #37 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
Huh, what do you know, we do have something in common. Maybe you guys aren't that bad after all. Just stay on that side of the gulf.
#230 to #129 - walkerjam (12/04/2013) [-]
Indeed.    
Except for when we battle through the noble sport of Ice Hockey.
Indeed.
Except for when we battle through the noble sport of Ice Hockey.
#63 to #37 - thumbsalad (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone bumped into chair, chair not assembled.
#86 to #63 - hudis ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Petition for new flag
#20 - pappathethird (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone bumped into my chair and now I'm in debt.
#51 to #20 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
and unemployed
User avatar #70 to #51 - johngun (12/04/2013) [-]
and high on albanian weed.
#90 - tomtomvdp (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone bumped into my chair and I went bankrupt.
#146 to #90 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
Hey, I'm argentine and that's not...

Yeah, quite accurate :l
User avatar #220 to #146 - shaturnex (12/04/2013) [-]
argentinian*

Sounds dumb, but it is
#15 - banditowolf (12/04/2013) [-]

شخص ما اصطدم عنزتي لذلك أنا أطلق النار عليهم مع بلدي AK-47
User avatar #16 to #15 - spearpwi (12/04/2013) [-]
You were way too easy on them...
#107 to #15 - stepsword (12/04/2013) [-]
No, you can't bring your "pet" bombs on the plane.
#140 to #15 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
obviously google.
User avatar #184 to #15 - themurrey (12/04/2013) [-]
"Someone bumped into my goat so I shot them with my AK47"
User avatar #249 to #15 - jaggedherp ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
No you can't blow up disneyland
#262 to #15 - angelbeat (12/05/2013) [-]
اقلك انت وياه اهدوا لا اوريكم شغلكم
User avatar #99 to #15 - badsamaritan (12/04/2013) [-]
Shut up sand beaver.
User avatar #17 to #15 - mkgt (12/04/2013) [-]
لم أكن عثرة في ذلك، أنا مارس الجنس عليه
User avatar #27 to #17 - bodox (12/04/2013) [-]
ط يضيع وقتك ويجعلك جوجل ترجمة هذا
User avatar #28 to #27 - febreezboi (12/04/2013) [-]
لماذا اللعنة وكنت جوجل ترجمة هذا؟ وأنا أتكلم العربية بطلاقة بدلا بسبب بعض متطلبات العمل السابقة.
#30 to #28 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
Stop speaking terrorist on FJ.
#39 to #30 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
it isn't terrorist, its sand speak!
User avatar #47 to #28 - bodox (12/04/2013) [-]
هذا هو موقع الانجليزية الناس هنا لا يتكلمون الإنكليزية العربية بحيث أنها سوف تحتاج إلى جوجل انها
User avatar #54 to #47 - zamka (12/04/2013) [-]
بل هناك ناس يتكلمون العربية هنا
#171 to #15 - klamydia (12/04/2013) [-]
Here's what it says!
User avatar #44 to #15 - raidaltamimi ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
thats stupid arabic tho :\
User avatar #57 to #15 - laughingchaos (12/04/2013) [-]
Afghans don't speak arabic...
#97 to #15 - dsrtpnk (12/04/2013) [-]
*Ahem*
User avatar #204 to #15 - buttholee (12/04/2013) [-]
No, you can't blow up the chair
#145 to #15 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
I don't give a **** what it says, it's the addition of the AK-47 at the end that has me rolling.
#59 to #15 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
>Afghanistan
>Arabic
>You moron!

Here's what you actually wrote: "AK-47 someone did not hit my goat therefore I shoot fire on them with my country"

All my wut.
User avatar #89 to #59 - stipulateprism (12/04/2013) [-]
No, that sounds about right.
#165 to #59 - guythatagrees (12/04/2013) [-]
Man must care for his gort.
User avatar #50 to #15 - meganinja (12/04/2013) [-]
I think ramming a plane into a building is overreacting a bit for getting your chair bumped.
#25 - garroshhellscream (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone bumped into my chair and I started making mean poems about him
Someone bumped into my chair and I started making mean poems about him
#95 - gibroner ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone bumped into my chair so I fired multiple salvos of heavy artillery into the Gaza Strip
Someone bumped into my chair so I fired multiple salvos of heavy artillery into the Gaza Strip
#31 - kyubichan (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone bumped into mu chair and I threw money and oil at them.
Someone bumped into mu chair and I threw money and oil at them.
User avatar #226 to #31 - brageok (12/04/2013) [-]
Noen dunket borti stolen min, så jeg kastet olje og penger på dem.
User avatar #96 to #31 - skabbalabba (12/04/2013) [-]
Why in the pooper is that a gif?
#38 - anonymoose (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone stumbled into my chair and passed out drunk beside it.
Someone stumbled into my chair and passed out drunk beside it.
User avatar #49 to #38 - captnnorway (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone bumbed into me and took my potato.
I'll just steal your flag
User avatar #243 to #38 - rhiaanor ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
I like how I didn't even have to know the flag to figure out what you were talking about.
User avatar #61 to #38 - viscerys (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone bumped into my chair, it rained and I made them tae and hang sangwiches.
#36 - siathedragoness (12/04/2013) [-]
im the one bumping into chairs because i ride my bike everywhere

im the one bumping into chairs because i ride my bike everywhere
#87 to #36 - hudis ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Screw you, I'm the one riding bikes everywhere!
#178 to #87 - siathedragoness (12/04/2013) [-]
we have bike lanes practically everywhere and our trains have sections specificaly made for bikes


what where you saying
User avatar #181 to #178 - hudis ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Okay, that's some intense **** . I was just going by the times I've been to Amsterdam - it's insane how many bikes there are, and how the entire city seems to literally be made more for bicycles than any pedestrian or driver.
#270 to #181 - siathedragoness (12/17/2013) [-]
Denmark is still the bicycle land
#24 - huszti (12/04/2013) [-]
actual Germany:   
"someone bumped in my chair, blamed me and called me a nazi"
actual Germany:
"someone bumped in my chair, blamed me and called me a nazi"
User avatar #40 to #24 - tuckthisphit (12/04/2013) [-]
that aint germany #justsaying
User avatar #42 to #40 - darkmatters (12/04/2013) [-]
It's a joke mix of the flags: germany and Turkey.
Germany has large cuantities of Turkish inhabitants.
User avatar #46 to #42 - tuckthisphit (12/04/2013) [-]
same here in turkey
User avatar #69 to #46 - johngun (12/04/2013) [-]
can you go die <3 thank you .
User avatar #79 to #69 - tuckthisphit (12/04/2013) [-]
i think i will,hearing something from a bulgarian..
User avatar #81 to #79 - johngun (12/04/2013) [-]
i didn't mean it sempai
#216 to #24 - Rascal (12/04/2013) [-]
You've gotten soft Germany...
#56 - bjartur (12/04/2013) [-]
someone bumped into my chair and I threw a dried fish at him
someone bumped into my chair and I threw a dried fish at him
#164 to #56 - deatheatern (12/04/2013) [-]
wauw kundi tú ikki finna uppá naka betur enn hatta ?
wauw kundi tú ikki finna uppá naka betur enn hatta ?
User avatar #238 to #164 - bjartur (12/04/2013) [-]
nei
#236 to #56 - wtfduud (12/04/2013) [-]
Nobody bumped into my chair, because nobody knows it exists.
Nobody bumped into my chair, because nobody knows it exists.
#149 - megamaiden (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone bumped into my chair and I HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE BR??
#228 - hourlyb ONLINE (12/04/2013) [-]
Someone made this last time.
#153 - funnyfuuuuuu (12/04/2013) [-]
Somebody bumped into my chair and it fell apart because it's from Ikea
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