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#6 - Sworley
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(06/30/2014) [-]
#54 to #6 - bagman
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#2 - prycebear
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#3 to #2 - anon
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Was it vodka without alcohol?
#20 to #2 - carnivoreapples
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(06/30/2014) [-]
i drank 1 and a half bottles of vodka starting from the midday until 1 am once, i don't remember anything after 9 pm
#26 to #2 - Paczilla
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#58 to #2 - whereisaname
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#52 to #2 - theruse
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#90 to #52 - jokekill
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(07/01/2014) [-]
WHAT DID HE SAYYYYYY?
#93 to #90 - theruse
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(07/01/2014) [-]
He was talking about how he drank 2 and a half bottles of Vodka.
#62 to #52 - prycebear
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Keep in mind that was from mid-day till 2am and im 6'5" 110kg
#107 to #62 - sixfivefourtwoone ONLINE
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Lied so bad you deleted it.
#55 to #2 - bagman
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#9 to #2 - deddead ONLINE
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Your bottles
#4 to #2 - paronix
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(06/30/2014) [-]
So hardcore m8700
#8 to #4 - szatan
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(06/30/2014) [-]
>7%
>comrade, do you even slav?
#69 to #8 - olioh ONLINE
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(06/30/2014) [-]
gah, this brings up so bad memories, was taking a drink from a bottle of viru valge and somebody somehow made me laugh same time, so i blew air out of my nose, wich made the valge go through it, **** hurt like hell pic related.
#57 to #8 - akkere
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(06/30/2014) [-]
At what point did the Polish sit there and just straight up drink rubbing alcohol?
#34 to #8 - teoberry
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(06/30/2014) [-]
well it was actually everclear but those are about the same
#33 to #8 - teoberry
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(06/30/2014) [-]
nooooooooo dont post that **** its lead to bad times.
#35 to #33 - szatan
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(06/30/2014) [-]
why?
#37 to #35 - teoberry
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(06/30/2014) [-]
drank 2much
#31 to #8 - izohan
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(06/30/2014) [-]
lol, yes I do actually
#22 to #8 - nustix
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Only hobo's drink spiritus.
#10 to #8 - Encarna
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(06/30/2014) [-]
I'm no expert but 96% sounds like it would kill you if you took more than a shot, maybe less.
#32 to #10 - izohan
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(06/30/2014) [-]
It wouldn't but it isn't very pleasant experience. It's like drinking liquid flame
#38 to #32 - Encarna
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(06/30/2014) [-]
I was only going of knowledge that sipping ethanol would make you pass out. I suppose pure alcohol is still a long way from 96%.
#47 to #38 - izohan
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Spirytus is pure alcohol. You would pass out and probably died if you drank a whole 0,5 liter bottle. But few shot would give you one of best rides of your live
#21 to #10 - thedudeintheshirt
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(06/30/2014) [-]
I think 3 shots would get you ****** up, 5-6 would be dangerous, 8 or more would probably kill you.
#49 to #21 - goldenglimmer
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(06/30/2014) [-]
In many places it's quite common to distill your own alcohol (lol farmers). If done correctly, it's possible to achieve a product that contains 96 % ethanol, although as soon as it's exposed to oxygen, this percentage rapidly decreases. In Norway, we call this stuff "hjemmebrent", basically translating to "home distilled", and a lot of people drink it seeing as it's cheaper and will get you drunk A LOT faster (if that's your goal). Now, I've never heard of anyone dying from it, but I have heard of people being hospitalized and having their stomachs pumped to avoid dying.

Personal experience? Well, during my post-finals celebrations last year, a friend of mine brought half a gallon of this to a party I was attending. I usually don't drink because of its implications in health and fitness (but muh gains!), but me, having a great time, feeling cocky and already buzzed, decided to down a shot of this concoction he had so gleefully dubbed "banana liqour". I'll tell you now, if some farmer tells you he's made banana liqour, do not expect the delicious taste of banana; expect the taste of death and fire. This stuff burned all the way down from my mouth, through my esophagus, and probably melted away half of my stomach lining. You can FEEL it churning in your gut... panicking, I washed it down with some 20 %, and said I was definitely not having another shot... then 20 minutes went by and I shotted again... and again. I had 5 shots of hjemmebrent that night (and a considerable amount of alcohol from other sources as well). Suffice to say, I have never had a worse hangover, nor one that lasted for two and a half days, and induced puking where I expected my shoes to fly out my mouth, but I'm alive...

Although I was sure, at the time, that dying was a distinct possibility.

TL;DR: You probably won't die, but, God, just trust me, the following few days will make you wish you did.
#89 to #49 - anon
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(07/01/2014) [-]
so moonshine.
#53 to #49 - thedudeintheshirt
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Jesus. That must have been terrible.
#50 to #10 - Jameshaich
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Like all alcohol is can be dangerous if too much is drank, or if it's not heavily diluted.
#12 to #8 - thechosentroll
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Pretty sure that's not the alcohol content, since anything above 80% will literally cause chemical burns and likely kill you.
#18 to #12 - thedudeintheshirt
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(06/30/2014) [-]
You ever have Bacardi 151? 75.5 % alcohol
#19 to #18 - thechosentroll
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(06/30/2014) [-]
No, I'm a poorfag. Also, I rarely drink.
#88 to #19 - comehonorfacetwice
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(07/01/2014) [-]
>implying Bacardi 151 is for rich people
#127 to #88 - talldumbdork
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(07/01/2014) [-]
20 bucks at my local grocery store, used to love it as a quick cheap way to get drunk if. I didn't care about taste.
#70 to #12 - muffaletta
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#13 to #12 - szatan
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oh yes it is. it's the maximum possible volume of alcohol so it would be the strongest shot you ever dring. and possibly last.
#14 to #13 - thechosentroll
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(06/30/2014) [-]
That. Will. Kill. You. In the most literal sense of the word. Dead. Deceased. Un-alive. Hamburger time. DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD!
#115 to #14 - chewiewhatawookie
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Hankboygaz time!
#39 to #14 - teoberry
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(06/30/2014) [-]
No, it won't. It wouldn't be legal to sell if it did.
#40 to #39 - thechosentroll
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(06/30/2014) [-]
That's why I assumed it's not actually 96%
#42 to #40 - teoberry
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it's 190 proof, 96 percent alcohol by volume
#41 to #40 - teoberry
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(06/30/2014) [-]
It is tho
#43 to #41 - thechosentroll
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Are the polish somehow related to snails? Do their livers name up half their bodies?
#44 to #43 - teoberry
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(06/30/2014) [-]
probably lol they're slavs. it's not something you straight chug and one 500ml bottle should last you a couple weeks. it should be purely for mixing
#45 to #44 - thechosentroll
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Yeah, yeah. I'm a slav, too. I know some people that haven't sobered up since 1994, but even they do 70% at most.
#29 to #14 - auksiniskardas
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(06/30/2014) [-]
C'mon, it's not that bad. Tried medical spirit once, same as vodka only tastes much worse.
#23 to #14 - anon
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(06/30/2014) [-]
I'm going to assume you've never heard of Everclear. They make a 75.5%, but also a 95% that will literally burn your throat. I've shot it twice, once because I was stupid and curious (first year of college), and second from a girl who was desperate to get rid of the bottle. It won't kill you, but it still make you regret shooting it. Then again, I've met a girl who can't get drunk unless until she drinks a good quarter-bottle. Moral of the story; not a daily drink, but won't kill you.
#11 to #4 - thechosentroll
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(06/30/2014) [-]
7%? For ****** sake, some types of beer have more than that.
#24 to #11 - frodofaggins
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(06/30/2014) [-]
It's a ******* alcopop
#7 to #2 - ulolbro
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Look, i found another one of those bottles of your favorite brand.
#5 to #2 - kenbizzle
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#1 - hugebulliest
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(06/30/2014) [-]
The Office is best Office
#83 - bluwizard
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(07/01/2014) [-]
**bluwizard rolled image** what it takes to get me plastered
#84 to #83 - delanynder
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(07/01/2014) [-]
He's such a nice person
#86 to #84 - bluwizard
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(07/01/2014) [-]
And one of the only ******* family men in the music business.

Like next up is Ozzy and ******* just look at his family. well maybe the Barkers.
#98 to #83 - tommythecatt
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(07/01/2014) [-]
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#108 to #98 - tommythecatt
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Aw what the ****, I can't upload TIFF images. Well here's a PNG.
#36 - smokinhigh
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(06/30/2014) [-]
He's missing 5 bottles.
#56 to #36 - reican
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(06/30/2014) [-]
25*
#72 - kristovsky
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(06/30/2014) [-]
Stupid Hamburger, 15 wodkas is enoughs to make 15 people content in Siberian winter.
#75 to #72 - spamzor
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Then where are all the bottles of vodka in your pic?
#76 to #75 - kristovsky
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(07/01/2014) [-]
is not Siberian winter.
#77 to #76 - spamzor
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Fair enough.
#16 - arsonistchapel
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#109 to #16 - chiopet
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#106 - Icanfeelmyhairgrow
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(07/01/2014) [-]
MFW Both top content are titled "russians"
#137 to #106 - carlonord ONLINE
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#85 - anon
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Thats the second russian post, you know what this mean?
#105 to #85 - exclamation
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(07/01/2014) [-]
It is windy day in Soviet sector?
It is windy day in Soviet sector?
#95 to #85 - Hreidmar ONLINE
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(07/01/2014) [-]
Cheeki breeki?
#97 to #95 - laughingcarrot
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