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#4 - kustomforce ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #9 to #4 - ktbmnf (02/01/2014) [-]
guess you could say he broke the ice.


dont kill me
#20 - sniffythebird (02/01/2014) [-]
Silly mofo, that's Apetor. He is Norwegian...
#59 to #20 - sabertoothmoose (02/01/2014) [-]
Apetor's one crazy son of a bitch
#53 to #52 - malcolmcz (02/01/2014) [-]
I am feeling bad for laughing to this
I am feeling bad for laughing to this
User avatar #15 - bagguhsleep (02/01/2014) [-]
Having been at rest for months, the Russian must quickly begin his search for Vodka and bear meat or risk starvation.
User avatar #66 to #15 - thespartanpony (02/01/2014) [-]
Russian for a drink
#17 - windsong (02/01/2014) [-]
His cat
His cat
#8 - awyissss (02/01/2014) [-]
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#3 - paustasnukis (01/31/2014) [-]
its actually a norwegian

www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XvQzUQGC_0 its at at 0:40
User avatar #7 to #3 - sirfapaton ONLINE (02/01/2014) [-]
I was looking at the gif thinking "is that... is that apetor?" then your link confirmed it
#11 - crimsonsplash (02/01/2014) [-]
>Implying the winter ever ends in Russia
User avatar #21 to #11 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
There's only snowy season, and blizzard season.
User avatar #32 to #11 - konradkurze (02/01/2014) [-]
winter is possibly one of the better seasons

in the winter, the land is stable....in spring, the snow melts, everything is muddy **** for a long time...summer comes,you start getting hopeful....then BAM in comes autum with rain, more muddy **** , then back to snow
#14 to #11 - anon (02/01/2014) [-]
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User avatar #50 - somebee (02/01/2014) [-]
******** .
All Russians hibernate with at least one vodka.
#54 to #50 - sagqe (02/01/2014) [-]
one vodka...
User avatar #19 - benjiburns (02/01/2014) [-]
I knew it was Tor the second i saw the volvo
User avatar #5 - pocketstooheavy (02/01/2014) [-]
I've thumbed you down 20 times today.

Stop.
#12 to #5 - anon (02/01/2014) [-]
You are really cancerous.
User avatar #40 to #5 - traks (02/01/2014) [-]
Did mommy not buy you that toy you wanted?
#13 to #5 - royrogersmcfreely (02/01/2014) [-]
Your a dick
Your a dick
#22 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
HUE HUE HUE HUE
#23 to #22 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2014) [-]
I'm sorry! I can't hear you over how LEGENDARY I am!
#24 to #23 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
You disgust me.
#25 to #24 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2014) [-]
You CLEARLY never seen League of Legends Rule 34.
Riven and Darius are often depicted as *********** .
#26 to #25 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
One does not need to see R34 to figure out **** .
#27 to #26 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2014) [-]
What woman can resist the double dunk?
#29 to #27 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
Well, it figures. They're celebrities and they likely have free time every now and then.
#31 to #29 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2014) [-]
I just realized this, but they're both Noxians. This makes perfect sense.
#33 to #31 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
Riven ditched after her battalion was killed by bad/deliberate placement of strategic chemical gas agents. Singed did it. No idea why the commander during that op wouldn't assign chemical warfare gear, or at least have contingencies to prevent his own side's casualties. Apparently in Noxus, a soldier's life is expendable.
Darius is a guy on the street with his bro who found an axe and started doing awesome **** .
It's loyalist and traitor respectively. Riven's called 'The Exile' for a reason. But in the world of Runeterra itself, all champions are pretty much celebrities. Literally so, in the cases of the Piltover champion Jayce.

Riven's story is grimdarkness done wrong. The writers ****** up.
#34 to #33 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2014) [-]
They changed it to something about Riven not liking how Noxus was more ''Choppy Choppy Stabby Stabby Bloody Bloody'' than before. She believed in a Noxus where everyone was equal.
Hense her two quotes: ''What is broken can be reforged.'' (Referring to Noxus) and ''My spirit is not lost!'' (Referring to how she decided to auto-exile herself due to the new Noxus)
It would be safe to assume that Darius just wanted a piece of dat ass. You can't really blame him for that.
#36 to #34 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
Forgot the image.
User avatar #35 to #34 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
So instead of being too badass/lucky to die, it's now ' **** this ***** . Make up your ******* mind, Riot!
In this case, Swain's entrance actually probably did some good. It's now a military force with civilian attachments instead of a massive blood cult.

I would be a liar if I said I could.
#37 to #35 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2014) [-]
Which might lead to Riven returning to Noxus. (She has a Crimson Elite skin. Might as well make use of it)
Sadly, the Journal is no longer made. So we won't actually know anything.
#38 to #37 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
Damn. I liked that Journal.

I've run out of images of Lord Dunkius Darius so have this one explaining why Lux is scary.
#39 to #38 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2014) [-]
Lux is the **** .
And we are approaching the reply limit. I take this opportunity to bid you farewell.
#41 to #39 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
There are replies to be had yet!

Check this bad game out. The lightshow must have been amazing.
#43 to #41 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2014) [-]
I like that ONE guy who has Steel Legion Lux.
All those with the Default skin are filthy casuals to me.
Commando Skin was 260 RP at one point.
#44 to #43 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
I can't see **** . Who has the Steel Legion skin?

Here's an image of the setting those skins were based off. Look him in the eye and TELL me Garen wasn't based off the Space Marines.
#58 to #44 - MaelRadec (02/01/2014) [-]
what is this heresy?
#47 to #44 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2014) [-]
I think it's Loosnecram.   
I can tell by his laser.
I think it's Loosnecram.
I can tell by his laser.
User avatar #28 to #27 - brum (02/01/2014) [-]
i had the perfect ******* reaction picture for this.
i do not have it right now.
i hate myself.
#45 to #42 - dehnoobshow (02/01/2014) [-]
Worst part is, Today the first thing I said in a match as Xin was ''You must be swift as a coursing river''. Then Nami followed up with ''With all the force of a great Typhoon''. Brand, ''With all the strength of a raging fire''. And finally, Shaco with ''Mysterious as the dark side of the moon.''
#46 to #45 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
Worst? That's the best teamwork I've seen in yonks.

Reverting to the Imperial Guard as my reaction images.
#48 to #18 - krasnogvardiech (02/01/2014) [-]
Reply limits are for lesser mortals than I.

Excellent. That screenshot was my brotha from another mother.
User avatar #6 to #5 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (02/01/2014) [-]
take it easy this **** was lulzy
#69 - touchmybutt (02/01/2014) [-]
He is Norwegian. Not russian. Look him up on youtube, he makes lots of funny and crazy videos. : )
Youtube name - Apetor
#64 - anon (02/01/2014) [-]
Is that how russians are born?
#65 to #64 - usmellfunny (02/01/2014) [-]
**** , forgot to log in
#60 - vikingfaen (02/01/2014) [-]
Apetor is manly man. And he's norwegian.
User avatar #57 - GEARBOY (02/01/2014) [-]
inb4 'here we see a russian being born'
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#55 - inczi (02/01/2014) [-]
**inczi rolled a random image posted in comment #7458932 at Safe For Work Random Board ** Well, this week a Polish guy was coming back drunk after a party with 3 parts per million of alc in blood so he fell asleep on the side of the road and got covered in snow. He woke up when a snowplug plowed him out.
#49 - anon (02/01/2014) [-]
yep, they always come out during the warm spring days
#1 - kmegabyte (01/31/2014) [-]
but it's still winter
User avatar #2 to #1 - moshimoshi (01/31/2014) [-]
Nope, car roof abowe snow level. Official Russian winter rules.
#10 to #2 - kmegabyte (02/01/2014) [-]
I guess I can accept that. Gotta have something like that since there is almost always snow cover there.
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