Russian ingenuity. Ever shove a stick of unsalted butter up your ass in attempt to cure cancer?. Vladimir, when wear armor like. When you wear armour like mine
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#5 - knkunze (11/19/2013) [-]
User avatar #8 to #5 - zzforrest (11/19/2013) [-]
This is literally my favorite picture on the internet.
#42 to #8 - winterguy (11/19/2013) [-]
Same thing for me. First time I saw this, I burst out laughing every time I thought about it. It was a little hard to explain in school why I was LOLing in middle of the class.
#9 to #8 - knkunze (11/19/2013) [-]
cant seem to find my "get out of here stalker." pics so have this one.
User avatar #10 to #9 - zzforrest (11/19/2013) [-]
Now I really want to see your "get out of here, stalker" picture.
#11 to #10 - knkunze (11/19/2013) [-]
found it.
User avatar #12 to #11 - zzforrest (11/19/2013) [-]
Oh god lol
#13 to #12 - knkunze (11/19/2013) [-]
**** it wallpaper thread.
User avatar #47 to #16 - majormoron (11/19/2013) [-]
I still laugh at this quote. Thank bro.
User avatar #188 to #19 - greycommotion (11/19/2013) [-]
I feel as though this concept art comes from Rage...
#24 to #23 - knkunze (11/19/2013) [-]
mission success.
User avatar #91 to #15 - zombiepipboy (11/19/2013) [-]
this was my desktop background for a couple of years
#3 - buymemilk (11/18/2013) [-]
When you wear armour like mine
User avatar #173 to #3 - dyalibya (11/19/2013) [-]
That was the joke
User avatar #111 to #3 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
.....

people find this funny? imo puns are autistic

so u should probably stop that
User avatar #114 to #111 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
How exactly does these puns have said mental disorder?
User avatar #115 to #114 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
those who make puns have a mental disorder
User avatar #117 to #116 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
i havent


their ******* stupid lol
#118 to #117 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
So is your grammar though.
So is your grammar though.
User avatar #119 to #118 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
wow correcting grammar

you must be proud of your tiny pecker
User avatar #121 to #119 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
Yes, in fact I am. It does better cum rags than your comebacks.
User avatar #122 to #121 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
wow im so offended, just glad i dont have a tiny sausage

User avatar #123 to #122 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
Well I bet yours is the würst around
User avatar #124 to #123 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
and im sure you're adopted
User avatar #125 to #124 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
Well at least my parents wanted me.
User avatar #127 to #125 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
no they didnt, your father molested you several times
User avatar #132 to #127 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
Come on bro, keep it going
User avatar #128 to #127 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
See? He wanted my body.
User avatar #136 to #128 - pjotor (11/19/2013) [-]
I think I love you
#145 to #136 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
I always knew deep inside Pjotor-kun...
I always knew deep inside Pjotor-kun...
#154 to #145 - pjotor (11/19/2013) [-]
Hush now Nico-chan, let your lips do the talking
#157 to #154 - nicoquitemad (11/19/2013) [-]
I-I... Pj-Pjotor-kun...
I-I... Pj-Pjotor-kun...
#167 to #157 - pjotor (11/19/2013) [-]
Let's do this
User avatar #139 to #127 - steammadewalrus (11/19/2013) [-]
Wow, you sure are ******* worthless. I thought you were retarded at first but then I figured out you were retarded AND you had autism, ******* kill yourself, ******** .
#172 to #115 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
this is a ******* troll, thumb him back to 0 you idiots
#186 to #115 - gorillaztwentyfour (11/19/2013) [-]
yfw people are actually responding to you right now.
User avatar #189 to #111 - artjunk (11/19/2013) [-]
dat name tho
User avatar #174 to #111 - dyalibya (11/19/2013) [-]
Troll harder
#87 to #3 - handsomeman (11/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #165 to #3 - optimussum (11/19/2013) [-]
i thought that was the joke
#176 to #165 - anon (11/19/2013) [-]
The joke is that russians
#133 - avatarsarefornoobs (11/19/2013) [-]
this man... he has outsmarted boolet
this man... he has outsmarted boolet
#35 - ujellybro (11/19/2013) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING STALKER
#63 - benderisgreat (11/19/2013) [-]
Amateur
#74 to #63 - kingpongthedon (11/19/2013) [-]
Cell-fie
User avatar #6 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
No, OP, I have not. I mean, you can't shove the stick of butter in while it's frozen and fresh out of the package, as you would then be trying to fit a rectangular brick into a round hole. And if you do it while the stick is soft, you'll just end up smearing butter all over your asscrack. The only possible way to attempt such a theory would be to let the butter get soft, then mold it into a smooth phallic shape before freezing it again. That's way too much work to do in order to shove a cold stick of cholesterol up your ass, even if it could cure cancer.
User avatar #62 to #59 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
No errors in grammar or sentence construction, no insults towards any party, no strong statements regarding highly sensitive issues likely to spark anger/debate, and the sanctity of the mothers of anyone involved has not been breached.
If this is bait, I'm a terrible fisherman.
#25 to #6 - lamarsmithgot (11/19/2013) [-]
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you must be fun at parties
User avatar #26 to #25 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
I am, actually. Usually I sit in a corner molding dildos out of butter and handing them out to people. It started out as a hobby, but it turns out that a well-molded, buttery dragon dildo makes almost any party 10x more exciting.
User avatar #27 to #26 - lamarsmithgot (11/19/2013) [-]
i bet it was you who thumbed me down you butter loving ******
User avatar #28 to #27 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
Brother, in 2010 I was masturbating to the Beach Boys and begging my mom to get a computer so I could watch all their videos in full 1080p. I didn't even know this site existed then. Jeengak, get yo ass over here and tear this ****** of mothers a new one for daring to assume that you and I are the same person.
#29 to #28 - lamarsmithgot (11/19/2013) [-]
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here bitch jack off to my sexy bod
User avatar #30 to #29 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
You jest, but that is beautiful. I would do anything to know the story behind that picture
User avatar #31 to #30 - lamarsmithgot (11/19/2013) [-]
***** wanted a classy pic to send to his honey
User avatar #32 to #31 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (11/19/2013) [-]
Makes sense, man. ****** classy as hell
User avatar #190 to #27 - cormy (11/19/2013) [-]
You can click the little question mark beside thumbs to see who thumbed the comment now... So no, he didn't.
User avatar #194 to #190 - lamarsmithgot (11/19/2013) [-]
well you can just suck my penis then you corny asshole with your disrespect
#14 to #6 - ohcrapitsjersey (11/19/2013) [-]
What a comedic genius.
User avatar #112 to #58 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/19/2013) [-]
imagine slicing him with a katana, lol
User avatar #129 to #58 - jokersaysamuseme (11/19/2013) [-]
What is that from?
#141 to #58 - ffinfinity (11/19/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #177 to #58 - commontroll (11/19/2013) [-]
That's why you have somebody sneak behind him, slit his throat, and catch his body, while others remove the babies from his back, then from the rest of him.
User avatar #64 to #58 - overlordweasel (11/19/2013) [-]
then -BOOM- headshot...
#67 to #64 - wolfzro (11/19/2013) [-]
But then he would still fall over and possibly smush a baby or two...
User avatar #107 to #67 - sneleoparden (11/19/2013) [-]
BOOM-headshot and then quickly catch his body before it falls to the ground maybe?
User avatar #108 to #107 - kimilsung ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
Boom headshot is instant body fall.
User avatar #178 to #108 - cormy (11/19/2013) [-]
What if we headshot him with a grapple hook to hold him up?
User avatar #193 to #178 - kimilsung ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
but you'd have to shoot him from 90 degrees upper, what seems impossible
User avatar #195 to #193 - cormy (11/19/2013) [-]
Or shoot twice from opposite sides.
User avatar #196 to #195 - kimilsung ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
True but, oh **** , that' some hollywood stuff
#120 - skiskate (11/19/2013) [-]
His english is *******
#4 - nithorry (11/18/2013) [-]
this kinda made me think this is was real life skyrim charators would look like if with all those cheese wheels you carry
#66 to #4 - whyunofeellucky (11/19/2013) [-]
I never carried any kinds of food in Skyrim, it was a waste of space.
Who in the hell would waste a huge chunk of their weight capacity when they have the same kind of affect with lighter weight.
Potions all the ******* way.
User avatar #130 to #4 - truegenesis (11/19/2013) [-]
Who the **** carries food in skylrim? Potion master race.
#187 to #130 - coolcalx (11/19/2013) [-]
my Nord loves to cook.
User avatar #198 to #187 - truegenesis (11/20/2013) [-]
I understand if you're rp'ing it, but it's not practical.
User avatar #199 to #198 - coolcalx (11/20/2013) [-]
yeah, my second playthrough is character-based roleplay.
I spent the first playthrough doing everything you could possibly do
#113 - felex (11/19/2013) [-]
Vladimirs FW
User avatar #143 to #113 - revengeforfreeze (11/19/2013) [-]
"Bitch"? I don't get the point of these.
User avatar #168 to #143 - therealtjthemedic (11/19/2013) [-]
I made that one for some russian guy who used to come here.
Trust me, it's much more funny in russian.
User avatar #146 to #143 - felex (11/19/2013) [-]
No ones know what that means, but it's provocative.
User avatar #147 to #146 - revengeforfreeze (11/19/2013) [-]
lol wut
User avatar #148 to #147 - felex (11/19/2013) [-]
Ever listened song N*ggas in Paris?
User avatar #150 to #148 - revengeforfreeze (11/19/2013) [-]
yese

ball so hard ************* wanna find me
User avatar #151 to #150 - felex (11/19/2013) [-]
There is that sentence where some guy says "No ones know what that means, but it's provocative."
User avatar #152 to #151 - revengeforfreeze (11/19/2013) [-]
oh lol. didnt know. only listened to like 5 seconds or whatever
User avatar #155 to #152 - felex (11/19/2013) [-]
Give it a try

User avatar #156 to #155 - revengeforfreeze (11/19/2013) [-]
after wow music and buyings chocolate my friend ^_^
#95 - germed (11/19/2013) [-]
My armour
#105 to #85 - xadakk (11/19/2013) [-]
Abandoned...Exploded...or Retreating. Your pick.
Abandoned...Exploded...or Retreating. Your pick.
#163 to #85 - wunderlichh (11/19/2013) [-]
I-it's not like I don't want to be get drawn... BAKA~
#137 - sonnyboii ONLINE (11/19/2013) [-]
#80 - butiloveu (11/19/2013) [-]
related
#180 - thascomrad (11/19/2013) [-]
Made me think of this
#191 - johnnybtrollin (11/19/2013) [-]
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GRIGORI THERE IS NO NEED OF ARMOR WHEN CAN OF JUST SHRED ENTIRE CHECHEN CITY BLOC WITH BOOLLETS
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