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unfitninjuh ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] 
still interesting mfw in the 99th percentile for both flaccid and erect
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concetrationcamp (01/05/2016) [-] dude, are you seriously trying to impress people on FJ with your dick lenght?
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unfitninjuh ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] No, this whole site is just a dick waving contest.
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unfitninjuh ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] I don't know where you're heading with this but I am slightly curious
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goobyman (01/05/2016) [-] mh not too sure actually
not saying mine because it's not relevant. no matter my size, idgaf about the penis size of another dude. I'd be happy for them, not jealous. your dick size isn't the reason you can't get girls, you being a cunt is the reason you can't get girls
not saying mine because it's not relevant. no matter my size, idgaf about the penis size of another dude. I'd be happy for them, not jealous. your dick size isn't the reason you can't get girls, you being a cunt is the reason you can't get girls
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bjornkrage (01/06/2016) [-] a homo with a huge donger. You seem like you've it all figured out.
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infinitereaper (01/05/2016) [-] Everybody has dick envy, even girls, in general bigger is better, girth is the true prize.
I'm pretty much average upon average. Wish I had an inch more of girth.
I don't just want to **** pussy I want to annihilate it.
Oh well...
a man can dream
Also, it's probably because most people are either lying or bragging when they say they have big dicks.
I'm pretty much average upon average. Wish I had an inch more of girth.
I don't just want to **** pussy I want to annihilate it.
Oh well...
a man can dream
Also, it's probably because most people are either lying or bragging when they say they have big dicks.
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infinitereaper (01/06/2016) [-] When you're this butt hurt you only prove that I have more power of you than you have over you.
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ygdosst (01/06/2016) [-]
Usually disbelief.
Nobody would want to claim they have a small dick, so it must be true if they say it, and their honesty is appreciated and pitied.
Someone who says they have a big dick is probably someone just lying as they are ashamed of their small dick as nobody wants to admit it. However their lies are mocked as false braggardry.
Nobody would want to claim they have a small dick, so it must be true if they say it, and their honesty is appreciated and pitied.
Someone who says they have a big dick is probably someone just lying as they are ashamed of their small dick as nobody wants to admit it. However their lies are mocked as false braggardry.
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niimajneb (01/06/2016) [-] It's kind of the opposite, I'm so unashamed that I like to flaunt it.
I could post a picture with a timestamp and date, if people cared enough, but I doubt they do because I'm not a trap. And yeah, big dicks aren't always great, it's difficult to have sex, with both genders. Usually requires a lot of foreplay and or lube, and most likely causes them pain, be it vaginal tearing or being dick-punched in the cervix repeatedly.
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I could post a picture with a timestamp and date, if people cared enough, but I doubt they do because I'm not a trap. And yeah, big dicks aren't always great, it's difficult to have sex, with both genders. Usually requires a lot of foreplay and or lube, and most likely causes them pain, be it vaginal tearing or being dick-punched in the cervix repeatedly.
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ompalomper (01/06/2016) [-] im gonna say disbelief. we have this trap here that is like 8.5 inches.
he said he was that long, got thumbed down, provided pic with time stamp and got thumbs
if you wondered, he said it sucks. according to him, his gf didn't want to have sex often because she, her quote: "didn't want her cervix repeatably rammed" or something like that.
he said he was that long, got thumbed down, provided pic with time stamp and got thumbs
if you wondered, he said it sucks. according to him, his gf didn't want to have sex often because she, her quote: "didn't want her cervix repeatably rammed" or something like that.
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concetrationcamp (01/05/2016) [-] just prove it in the **** section with a photo and your nickname and date
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severepwner ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] Pretty average size really, also the girl is clearly satisfid in the picture.
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Kirbyman (01/05/2016) [-] Well, the short answer is America is becoming increasingly fat, which is having a negative effect on length. Something like 2/3 people are obese, and 80%+ are overweight.
Heart is weaker cause of lack of exercise since we're mostly sedentary nowadays, and thus you don't get that bloodflow necessary.
Heart is weaker cause of lack of exercise since we're mostly sedentary nowadays, and thus you don't get that bloodflow necessary.
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tomokowatamote ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] yeah im only worried cause if i do get a girl i worry that she'll exect more dick than i got
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bluerangermartin (01/05/2016) [-] I'm 21cm but I have only 1 nut. im not sure how i feel about this
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blerdegerb (01/05/2016) [-] hey man if it helps im about 13 cm give or take, it gets the job done
what you want to keep in mind is fore play is probably the single most important part little bit of this little bit of that reward and punish
maybe a nibble or two
then you know you got her going
from then on she will take what she can get and she will be really glad she has that
good luck
what you want to keep in mind is fore play is probably the single most important part little bit of this little bit of that reward and punish
maybe a nibble or two
then you know you got her going
from then on she will take what she can get and she will be really glad she has that
good luck
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kiaserzerg (01/05/2016) [-] and yet if you walk into an adult store, the walls are covered in titan sized thunder cocks, and nearly all dildos woman own are a bit higher than that mark.
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elaxx (01/05/2016) [-]
Thing is, women's brain works a bit differently, least sex-related. Fantasy and imagination plays a huge role. Dick might not be even half the story there. Obviously they can get themselves off, they know their body well. But the hornier they are, the easier it is to get satisfied. There are all dem huge dildos and all, but actual men and a proper foreplay can get them really horny. So in the end, with the huge dildo they have to imagine the guy attached to it, but the real thing is the real thing. Ask yourself, would you rather use a perfect onahole vagina replica or just a normal girl that is horny to get down on you? There is more to it than just genetalia.
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attifyon (01/05/2016) [-] Well, yeah.
There are also almost human ********* with synthetic skin and exact-replica vaginas, assholes, mouths and breasts modeled after pornstars.
But your hand does the job just as well, if not better due to experience and the amount of control you have over the pressure distribution and the rhythm.
There are also almost human ********* with synthetic skin and exact-replica vaginas, assholes, mouths and breasts modeled after pornstars.
But your hand does the job just as well, if not better due to experience and the amount of control you have over the pressure distribution and the rhythm.
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chaossniper (01/05/2016) [-] thats for practicality i think because those dildos don't come with the support frame that does the work
so i guess its for better reach
so i guess its for better reach
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spartantoaster (01/05/2016) [-] Jokes on them, they won't look to good with half of em dragged outside.
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concetrationcamp (01/05/2016) [-] finally someone on FJ who has understand the system it also helps to stop watching porn, you get unrealistic expectations
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klina (01/05/2016) [-] protips
1. get her wet (foreplay)
2. take your time putting the whole length in, if it's the first time with her, make a sharp thrust for the last bit so that she feels that's the end of the line and doesn't say stupid **** like "deeper"
3. rhythm, start at a moderately slow speed and any changes to it you make should be gradual, you know how a repeating noise gets more and more annoying the longer you hear it? like a leaking faucet? same **** with chicks, if you pound em in a rhythmic manner for long enough, even a less than perfect dick will do the job just as good
bonus 1 - different positions work differently on different people, try different positions out or talk about it with your girl to find which one works best for both of you
bonus 2 - always, always take at least 15 minutes to do whatever she looks like she wants to do after orgasming = if she starts to cuddle you, cuddle for some time, if she starts talking to you, talk back and listen to her etc. never, unless you're already close with the person and she won't take it in a bad way, get up and do other things or fall asleep, you might think it's macho and cool, but the reality is you're just being inconsiderate
1. get her wet (foreplay)
2. take your time putting the whole length in, if it's the first time with her, make a sharp thrust for the last bit so that she feels that's the end of the line and doesn't say stupid **** like "deeper"
3. rhythm, start at a moderately slow speed and any changes to it you make should be gradual, you know how a repeating noise gets more and more annoying the longer you hear it? like a leaking faucet? same **** with chicks, if you pound em in a rhythmic manner for long enough, even a less than perfect dick will do the job just as good
bonus 1 - different positions work differently on different people, try different positions out or talk about it with your girl to find which one works best for both of you
bonus 2 - always, always take at least 15 minutes to do whatever she looks like she wants to do after orgasming = if she starts to cuddle you, cuddle for some time, if she starts talking to you, talk back and listen to her etc. never, unless you're already close with the person and she won't take it in a bad way, get up and do other things or fall asleep, you might think it's macho and cool, but the reality is you're just being inconsiderate
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gittons (01/05/2016) [-] hey buddy.
average vagina length is around 4 inchs but can double in length during arousal (this is why
the girl needs to be real ready), hitting her back wall is painful for most
and girls respond more to thickness than length.
not like any of us will ever get laid.
average vagina length is around 4 inchs but can double in length during arousal (this is why
the girl needs to be real ready), hitting her back wall is painful for most
and girls respond more to thickness than length.
not like any of us will ever get laid.
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klina (01/05/2016) [-] that sounds like a loud of crap, I've had sex with 5 girls and for all of them I had to put it in all the way to the balls to reach the end, and my dick is about 16.5 cm
so either I've got the luck/unluck of drawing the above-average depth vaginas, or there's something afoot in your statistic
so either I've got the luck/unluck of drawing the above-average depth vaginas, or there's something afoot in your statistic
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tomokowatamote ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] but it just looks unimpressive if girls laugh at it it'll destroy what little self confidence i have left
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klina (01/05/2016) [-] dude, 12 cm is a pretty good length
pros
- you can always let loose without fear of hitting her wall
- most women will be able to deepthroat you (if willing)
- by compensating for it through studying techniques you'll be better at everything vain people with large schlongs don't even take into account
trust a ***** , you're fine, issues don't even start until like, 10 cm, even then it's minor, I'd say you've got a problem if you're below 8 cm, and since you're not, you're good
pros
- you can always let loose without fear of hitting her wall
- most women will be able to deepthroat you (if willing)
- by compensating for it through studying techniques you'll be better at everything vain people with large schlongs don't even take into account
trust a ***** , you're fine, issues don't even start until like, 10 cm, even then it's minor, I'd say you've got a problem if you're below 8 cm, and since you're not, you're good
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OtisMcWonderful ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] 司令官の。。。測ってみてください。。。
It's basically asking a commander (you) to measure, roughly. The moonrunes at 15, 20, 25, and 30 signify light damage, medium damage, heavy damage, and sunk.
It's basically asking a commander (you) to measure, roughly. The moonrunes at 15, 20, 25, and 30 signify light damage, medium damage, heavy damage, and sunk.
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unikornking ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] Damage? Maybe they are also used for those, but as far as I know they are primarily known as numbers,
十= 10
十五=15
etc etc
十= 10
十五=15
etc etc
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OtisMcWonderful ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] There are star bursts with moonspeak in them in the bottom corner of each image.
But yeah, the blocks in the top corners are the numbers. I felt that was self explanatory, so I left them out.
But yeah, the blocks in the top corners are the numbers. I felt that was self explanatory, so I left them out.
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kingdaniel (01/05/2016) [-] 17,8 cm not that it makes any difference, because I'm still a virgin loser that's browsing Funnyjunk at the moment.
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anon (01/06/2016) [-]
System of everyday measurements scaled to practical, everyday objects such as cups, feet, etc. making it incredibly useful for approximation
vs
System scaled around ridiculous measurements that only those who have studied rigorously could possibly understand, such as the meter being based on the distance electromagnetic radiation travels in the smallest measurable amount of time, which is incredibly useful for precise but never exact measurements.
Neither is good or bad they're just different, but using the metric system for everyday measurements when you already know Imperial units is pretty pointless and counter-intuitive.
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System scaled around ridiculous measurements that only those who have studied rigorously could possibly understand, such as the meter being based on the distance electromagnetic radiation travels in the smallest measurable amount of time, which is incredibly useful for precise but never exact measurements.
Neither is good or bad they're just different, but using the metric system for everyday measurements when you already know Imperial units is pretty pointless and counter-intuitive.
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internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-] using any system other than the one you grew up with is counter-intuitive , smartass.
idk what gave you the impression metric was invented to be a scientific tool , but it wasn't it's just as arbitrary the french literally just took a random piece of metal and called it a meter, to clear up the confusion caused by all european countries using imperial systems with different scales. E.G a British Mile is 1.6km , a French Mile is 2km , and a German Mile is 700km , the difference is that it's all going in decimals of 10 , 100 and 1000 , which makes it much easier to handle.
idk what gave you the impression metric was invented to be a scientific tool , but it wasn't it's just as arbitrary the french literally just took a random piece of metal and called it a meter, to clear up the confusion caused by all european countries using imperial systems with different scales. E.G a British Mile is 1.6km , a French Mile is 2km , and a German Mile is 700km , the difference is that it's all going in decimals of 10 , 100 and 1000 , which makes it much easier to handle.
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internetexplain (01/06/2016) [-] yes, your scientists and the entire rest of the world population as well, except your general population.
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supercookieduster ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] the engineers ive worked with all used inches in decimal form
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supercookieduster ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-] engineers in sheet metal industry. larger scale stuff though. idk if they convert it or not, but all our prints are in standard decimal
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ignispraenuntium (01/05/2016) [-] And would you look at that, guess whose flag isn't on the moon.
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frostmarris ONLINE (01/06/2016) [-]
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assassindash ONLINE (01/05/2016) [-] **assassindash used "*roll picture*"**
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>TFW you realize this content probably made quite a few people put their dicks on their screen.
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>TFW you realize this content probably made quite a few people put their dicks on their screen.
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jacoban (01/05/2016) [-] At what age did your guys' dongs stopped expanding?
I find differing answers in different literature, though usually around 17-19 years old.
Sadly, I have not advanced millimeter beyond the 16 cm I measured when I was 15...
I'm 17 btw
I find differing answers in different literature, though usually around 17-19 years old.
Sadly, I have not advanced millimeter beyond the 16 cm I measured when I was 15...
I'm 17 btw
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chord (01/05/2016) [-]
Not completely sure, but I think the bottom says "Lets measure commanders dick!"
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sympathyfordevil (01/06/2016) [-] >Supposedly homosexuals have longer dicks than straight people.
OP must be an exception.
OP must be an exception.
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sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-] good thing my dick is microscopic otherwise id have to deal with this trash
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sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-] wanna exchange dick pics? or do you not have an electron microscope?
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sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-] i dont think i could get my whole dick pic "make me dick longer" machine into a flatrate shipping box
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sonicsyndicate (01/05/2016) [-] this is what really happened to my dick it used to be 10 inches but since the "accident" its only been 1/2 a millimeter long
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anotherponyaccount (01/06/2016) [-] I've seen too much porn that I don't believe anyone that 8 inches is big anymore
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