Room mates. . I‘ Anonymous 12/ 1 9/ 13( Thu) 04: 1403 No. 522182257 Replies: >: we last year aliving in the house with like 12 people pstart sne ofthe girls tha
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Room mates

I‘ Anonymous 12/ 1 9/ 13( Thu) 04: 1403 No. 522182257 Replies: >:
we last year
aliving in the house with like 12 people
pstart ******* sne ofthe girls that litres there
sshe shares her rnsm with this crazy guy and his wife
tthey' re total hippies andjust nutty
sens day they' re gone SC) me and girl gs to her rnsm to make sum fuk
ewe are getting into it and she starts blowing me while I' m my back
spuddenly door barges seen
seat like reflexes ester my erection with part ofa blanket
dcrazy roommate walks in part way and freezes
at LIE) silently and intently
wwe' re staring back unable to maye
sshe' s topless and my erection is sticking up
hawkward silence for like 5 minutes as we all stare at each other
fiinally he breaks the silence and starts to take off his shirt
aver break eye contact
scrabs his pet rabbit and starts licking it and moaning loudly
kl groan and yell at him to get the **** out
was totally killed did not get laid
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#8 - tikledpikle (12/19/2013) [-]
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Twistiest of Plots ** that's how every porn should start off with
**tikledpikle rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at Twistiest of Plots ** that's how every porn should start off with
User avatar #7 - steedawwg **User deleted account** (12/19/2013) [-]
Who doesn't get aroused by Mr. Nom Nom?
#27 - haqq (12/19/2013) [-]
Starts licking it and moaning loudly
#1 - itsuckedbeinganon (12/19/2013) [-]
">tfw"
Why didn't he upload a picture? It tickles my mind
#39 to #1 - peanutmonkey (12/20/2013) [-]
because, no face
because, no face
#2 to #1 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
because its a fake story anyways, he is a 12 yo virging and doenst even know what tfw means. he just wants to look cool.
#14 to #2 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
legit.
#5 to #1 - ashur ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Isn't TFW, 'that feel when'?
#3 to #1 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
tfw

That feel when.

Your mind has been fellated by knowledge
#4 to #3 - itsuckedbeinganon (12/19/2013) [-]
I feel so stupid now. I've been thinking it means "the face when" for soon to be 2 years.
User avatar #36 to #4 - bematli (12/19/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one :'D
#37 to #36 - itsuckedbeinganon (12/19/2013) [-]
Then why would you continue doing it?
#25 to #3 - schmuxy (12/19/2013) [-]
HOLY 			*******		 			****
HOLY ******* ****
User avatar #41 to #3 - idunnolol (12/20/2013) [-]
This is what I've been trying to tell people, but they always thumb me down.
#40 to #3 - appleboba (12/20/2013) [-]
why did i not know this before?
why did i not know this before?
#26 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #30534 at Friendly **
mfw
#9 - evenx (12/19/2013) [-]
I can't believe someone took the name of the 			************
I can't believe someone took the name of the ************
User avatar #33 to #9 - niggershrimps (12/19/2013) [-]
What's really ironic about it is that I didn't even know about ************ until someone mentioned my name in a comment.
#32 - neonwhitey (12/19/2013) [-]
**neonwhitey rolled a random image posted in comment #250 at We're dead. We're all dead. ** your faces when...
User avatar #11 - wolviewolverine (12/19/2013) [-]
>did not get laid
made me think that the beginning is fake and it was original OP's first time and he remained a virgin.
#15 to #11 - anon (12/19/2013) [-]
Why the **** are you confusing "did not get laid" with "did not lose my virginity" ?

******* idiot.
User avatar #31 to #15 - wolviewolverine (12/19/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
#10 - fearfulchaos (12/19/2013) [-]
Whoever did that must have been a real prick. He's not a bro.
#17 - ryuggu ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
I was wondering in few days, where these posts are from. So,   
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I was wondering in few days, where these posts are from. So,
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User avatar #18 to #17 - legolasor (12/19/2013) [-]
Most of them are from 4chan

I probably misunderstood what you were asking....
User avatar #19 to #18 - ryuggu ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
It was exactly this i was looking for. I just forgot this '4chan' name... Thumb for you.
User avatar #21 to #19 - huffe ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
are you for ******* real?
User avatar #22 to #21 - ryuggu ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
Yes, I'm. I just never showed interest for sites like 4chan, since i was told, that i can only find some retarded porn there...
User avatar #23 to #22 - huffe ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
well, some boards are for porn. most of them aren't though. /b/ is random, but half of it at any given time is sharing of porn pics. then you have the odd thread where some guy shooped away nipples
User avatar #24 to #23 - ryuggu ONLINE (12/19/2013) [-]
This is exactly the kind of **** i heard about. Didn't knew that i can find some fun or interesting posts there. Gotta go and look a boit around. Ty for info.
#38 - theseqceeman (12/20/2013) [-]
**theseqceeman rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Meat injection ** yfw?
#35 - tck (12/19/2013) [-]
>mood was killed

Casuals
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#30 - prolem (12/19/2013) [-]
HHAHAHA nic cage, **** off its not funny anymore
#29 - halloweenwillcome (12/19/2013) [-]
**halloweenwillcome rolled a random image posted in comment #6751959 at Safe For Work Random Board **:/ what was tfw?
#28 - waffies (12/19/2013) [-]
Ultimate mood killer
Ultimate mood killer
#16 - gmanofwonder (12/19/2013) [-]
What happened to love ;-;
What happened to love ;-;
#13 - weirddark (12/19/2013) [-]
mfw rabbit licking
mfw rabbit licking
User avatar #12 - mcderper (12/19/2013) [-]
Tell me more about the rabbit licking...
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