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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#4 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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(10/09/2013) [-]
After i crushed my finger in a cropper one of the people at my work passed out from seeing all the blood trail on the ground.

Good times.

User avatar #44 to #4 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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Brutal.
#39 to #4 - nagafever
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(10/09/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at 4chan at its finest ** you don't beat my grandpa who managed to cut off his thumb... with a lawnmower. like, seriously. how the ****.
User avatar #5 to #4 - oknorw **User deleted account**
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and do you still possess said fingers with their intended functionality? either case i demand pictured proof.
User avatar #7 to #5 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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I wish i still had pictures of when it happened it was morbid.

User avatar #38 to #7 - basilbrush
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Post a picture of your finger now or I can't pass this.
User avatar #16 to #4 - deescalation
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(10/09/2013) [-]
My dad lost the tip of his pointer finger while working on a car and his friend turned it on while he was underneath. It didn't sound fun
User avatar #17 to #16 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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I crushed the tip of my middle finger, i watched it happen at .5mm per minute (by time i knew it was going to get crushed all my force could not get it out) so i watched it get flattened to the thickness of paper, released, waited for the pain but there was none.

Needed no pain killers even hours later and yada yada, turns out 40,000 psi is enough to destroy your nerves.
#21 to #17 - cleomech
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Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
#20 to #17 - BloodyTurds
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(10/09/2013) [-]
".5mm per minute"
that doesnt sound very fast?
User avatar #23 to #20 - ompalomper
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(10/09/2013) [-]
that is the whole point
#27 to #23 - BloodyTurds
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so it just slowly crept up on your finger untill it was to tight for you to yank it out before you noticed?
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper
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it's slowly crushing your finger until you say stop or pull out

at least, that's what it does as far as i understand
#46 to #17 - yisumad
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User avatar #59 to #17 - deathstare
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Why was there no button to turn off the machine? No emergency release cord? No spotter for such a dangerous machine? You had time to watch it creep up on your finger before crushing it and you didn't call for help? This is either fake, or terrible safety standards
User avatar #94 to #59 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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couldnt reach it, was an old machine so it did not require a newer one
#55 to #17 - jackbrook
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(10/09/2013) [-]
why couldn't the machine be turned off?
#53 to #17 - colouroutofspace
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(10/09/2013) [-]
How did it get stuck in the first place?
How did it get stuck in the first place?
User avatar #31 to #17 - deescalation
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Wouldn't you have felt pain before the nerves got crushed though?
#61 to #31 - ifsaz **User deleted account**
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(10/09/2013) [-]
He is lying. Or he had a serious nerve damage before accident. Or he is diabetic or something.
User avatar #57 to #16 - ventou
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(10/09/2013) [-]
my father had the same accident happen to him.That's...strange.
User avatar #95 to #57 - deescalation
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(10/10/2013) [-]
...brother?
#10 to #4 - mikoli
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#8 - zouphy
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(10/09/2013) [-]
That poster behind him...
#14 to #8 - stgfilitov
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(10/09/2013) [-]
charles mulligans steakhouse. the best damn steak in the damn state.
#22 - brenton
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User avatar #79 to #22 - volcanicdiarrhea
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Ron Swanson on Vegan Bacon
User avatar #93 to #79 - brenton
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(10/09/2013) [-]
The Ron/April (non-romantic) relationship is probably my favorite on the show. So much pride and mutual respect.
#3 - exoskeletonjew
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User avatar #43 to #3 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/09/2013) [-]
The beard just makes him look fat. don't kill me...
#90 to #43 - hidanfangirl
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Correction. It makes him look fluffy.
Correction. It makes him look fluffy.
User avatar #9 - fireprincess
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(10/09/2013) [-]
What show is this?
User avatar #54 to #9 - catburglarpenis
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Baywatch.
User avatar #58 to #9 - xdeathspawnx
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Narcs and procreation.
#11 to #9 - thecaptainhammer
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Parks and Recreation
User avatar #12 to #11 - fireprincess
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Thank you good sir.
#24 to #12 - brenton
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You should drop everything you're doing and watch it. All of it. Never half ass two things.
User avatar #29 to #24 - hairyjonson
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were could i watch it
User avatar #30 to #29 - brenton
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Well Netflix has the whole series up until this current season, then the current season is free on m. Episodes air Thursday nights, then they put them on the website the next day.
User avatar #32 to #30 - hairyjonson
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damit i dont have netfix
User avatar #74 to #32 - mvtjets
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google it
User avatar #36 to #32 - brenton
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First month is free as a promotional thing. Definitely possible to knock it out in a month, most episodes are only 20 minutes. Also a heads up, the first couple episodes are a little slow, but it gets better.
User avatar #50 to #36 - divinecreator
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I knock out seasons within 3 days. The quality of the show makes it soo easy
User avatar #25 to #9 - mrleopardgecko [OP]
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Ron Swanson and Friends
#40 - pimpvader
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 - appleflash
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Give this man all the bacon and eggs you have!
User avatar #19 to #6 - thelastprothean
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I'm watching that episode right now. This is weird
#15 - slimeywaffles
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#56 to #15 - thedungeonmaster
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#51 - schneidend
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Swiggity Swanson, I'm comin' for that johnson.
Swiggity Swanson, I'm comin' for that johnson.
#87 to #51 - redneckraider
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#18 - bonddoublezero
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Seen it before but still funny so I will it pass with a thumb.
Seen it before but still funny so I will it pass with a thumb.