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#4 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
After i crushed my finger in a cropper one of the people at my work passed out from seeing all the blood trail on the ground.

Good times.

User avatar #44 to #4 - ohgodwaitimatheist (10/09/2013) [-]
Brutal.
#39 to #4 - nagafever (10/09/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at 4chan at its finest ** you don't beat my grandpa who managed to cut off his thumb... with a lawnmower. like, seriously. how the **** .
User avatar #5 to #4 - oknorw **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
and do you still possess said fingers with their intended functionality? either case i demand pictured proof.
User avatar #7 to #5 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
I wish i still had pictures of when it happened it was morbid.

User avatar #38 to #7 - basilbrush (10/09/2013) [-]
Post a picture of your finger now or I can't pass this.
User avatar #16 to #4 - deescalation (10/09/2013) [-]
My dad lost the tip of his pointer finger while working on a car and his friend turned it on while he was underneath. It didn't sound fun
User avatar #17 to #16 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
I crushed the tip of my middle finger, i watched it happen at .5mm per minute (by time i knew it was going to get crushed all my force could not get it out) so i watched it get flattened to the thickness of paper, released, waited for the pain but there was none.

Needed no pain killers even hours later and yada yada, turns out 40,000 psi is enough to destroy your nerves.
#21 to #17 - cleomech (10/09/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
#20 to #17 - BloodyTurds (10/09/2013) [-]
".5mm per minute"
that doesnt sound very fast?
User avatar #23 to #20 - ompalomper (10/09/2013) [-]
that is the whole point
#27 to #23 - BloodyTurds (10/09/2013) [-]
so it just slowly crept up on your finger untill it was to tight for you to yank it out before you noticed?
User avatar #28 to #27 - ompalomper (10/09/2013) [-]
it's slowly crushing your finger until you say stop or pull out

at least, that's what it does as far as i understand
User avatar #59 to #17 - deathstare (10/09/2013) [-]
Why was there no button to turn off the machine? No emergency release cord? No spotter for such a dangerous machine? You had time to watch it creep up on your finger before crushing it and you didn't call for help? This is either fake, or terrible safety standards
User avatar #94 to #59 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [-]
couldnt reach it, was an old machine so it did not require a newer one
#55 to #17 - jackbrook (10/09/2013) [-]
why couldn't the machine be turned off?
#53 to #17 - colouroutofspace (10/09/2013) [-]
How did it get stuck in the first place?
How did it get stuck in the first place?
User avatar #31 to #17 - deescalation (10/09/2013) [-]
Wouldn't you have felt pain before the nerves got crushed though?
#61 to #31 - ifsaz **User deleted account** (10/09/2013) [-]
He is lying. Or he had a serious nerve damage before accident. Or he is diabetic or something.
User avatar #57 to #16 - ventou (10/09/2013) [-]
my father had the same accident happen to him.That's...strange.
User avatar #95 to #57 - deescalation (10/10/2013) [-]
...brother?
#8 - zouphy (10/09/2013) [-]
That poster behind him...
#14 to #8 - stgfilitov (10/09/2013) [-]
charles mulligans steakhouse. the best damn steak in the damn state.
User avatar #43 to #3 - smellmyfaceforswag (10/09/2013) [-]
The beard just makes him look fat. don't kill me...
#90 to #43 - hidanfangirl (10/09/2013) [-]
Correction. It makes him look fluffy.
Correction. It makes him look fluffy.
User avatar #93 to #79 - brenton (10/09/2013) [-]
The Ron/April (non-romantic) relationship is probably my favorite on the show. So much pride and mutual respect.
#6 - appleflash (10/09/2013) [-]
Give this man all the bacon and eggs you have!
User avatar #19 to #6 - thelastprothean (10/09/2013) [-]
I'm watching that episode right now. This is weird
#51 - schneidend (10/09/2013) [-]
Swiggity Swanson, I'm comin' for that johnson.
Swiggity Swanson, I'm comin' for that johnson.
#40 - pimpvader (10/09/2013) [-]
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#18 - bonddoublezero (10/09/2013) [-]
Seen it before but still funny so I will it pass with a thumb.
Seen it before but still funny so I will it pass with a thumb.
#67 - liamdurf ONLINE (10/09/2013) [-]
#26 - brenton (10/09/2013) [-]
Enlarge for maximum glory.
User avatar #2 - acharminbear (10/08/2013) [-]
Swanologues - The Best of Ron Swanson (Pt. 2) LINK TO PT 1 IN DESCRIPTION Sauce! Skip to 10:24
#84 - zerojaxx (10/09/2013) [-]
did anyone else notice the poster behind him at the end?
did anyone else notice the poster behind him at the end?
User avatar #45 - femanord (10/09/2013) [-]
I see this everywhere.
I mean Everywhere
Sill hilarious...
Oh Ron Swanson....
#37 - bummerdrummer (10/09/2013) [-]
If you like Ron Swanson,

go watch "We're the Millers."

its not the best movie I've ever seen but he is ******* hilarious in it
User avatar #49 to #37 - divinecreator (10/09/2013) [-]
the fight scene with the thermos made it worth 12 dollars
#70 - fuckoatmeal (10/09/2013) [-]
** *********** rolled a random image posted in comment #107 at I remember all of this **
#73 to #70 - mvtjets (10/09/2013) [-]
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#89 to #73 - fuckoatmeal (10/09/2013) [-]
no...no i wont...deal with it
no...no i wont...deal with it
#82 - Brouwera (10/09/2013) [-]
SO I READ THIS AS IF EVERYONE WAS SHOUTING, WAS THAT JUST ME?
#91 to #82 - likeabox (10/09/2013) [-]
That appears to be closed captioning, where I am at least, closed captioning is in all caps. Also, for a good part of this, everyone was screaming.
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