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#4 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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(10/09/2013) [-]
After i crushed my finger in a cropper one of the people at my work passed out from seeing all the blood trail on the ground.

Good times.

#44 to #4 - ohgodwaitimatheist
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Brutal.
#39 to #4 - nagafever
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(10/09/2013) [-]
**nagafever rolled a random image posted in comment #37 at 4chan at its finest ** you don't beat my grandpa who managed to cut off his thumb... with a lawnmower. like, seriously. how the ****.
#5 to #4 - oknorw **User deleted account**
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(10/09/2013) [-]
and do you still possess said fingers with their intended functionality? either case i demand pictured proof.
#7 to #5 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I wish i still had pictures of when it happened it was morbid.

#38 to #7 - basilbrush
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Post a picture of your finger now or I can't pass this.
#16 to #4 - deescalation
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(10/09/2013) [-]
My dad lost the tip of his pointer finger while working on a car and his friend turned it on while he was underneath. It didn't sound fun
#17 to #16 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I crushed the tip of my middle finger, i watched it happen at .5mm per minute (by time i knew it was going to get crushed all my force could not get it out) so i watched it get flattened to the thickness of paper, released, waited for the pain but there was none.

Needed no pain killers even hours later and yada yada, turns out 40,000 psi is enough to destroy your nerves.
#21 to #17 - cleomech
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
#20 to #17 - BloodyTurds ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
".5mm per minute"
that doesnt sound very fast?
#23 to #20 - ompalomper
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(10/09/2013) [-]
that is the whole point
#27 to #23 - BloodyTurds ONLINE
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(10/09/2013) [-]
so it just slowly crept up on your finger untill it was to tight for you to yank it out before you noticed?
#28 to #27 - ompalomper
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(10/09/2013) [-]
it's slowly crushing your finger until you say stop or pull out

at least, that's what it does as far as i understand
#46 to #17 - yisumad
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#59 to #17 - deathstare
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Why was there no button to turn off the machine? No emergency release cord? No spotter for such a dangerous machine? You had time to watch it creep up on your finger before crushing it and you didn't call for help? This is either fake, or terrible safety standards
#94 to #59 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account**
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(10/10/2013) [-]
couldnt reach it, was an old machine so it did not require a newer one
#55 to #17 - jackbrook
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(10/09/2013) [-]
why couldn't the machine be turned off?
#53 to #17 - colouroutofspace
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(10/09/2013) [-]
How did it get stuck in the first place?
How did it get stuck in the first place?
#31 to #17 - deescalation
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Wouldn't you have felt pain before the nerves got crushed though?
#61 to #31 - ifsaz **User deleted account**
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(10/09/2013) [-]
He is lying. Or he had a serious nerve damage before accident. Or he is diabetic or something.
#57 to #16 - ventou
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(10/09/2013) [-]
my father had the same accident happen to him.That's...strange.
#95 to #57 - deescalation
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(10/10/2013) [-]
...brother?
#10 to #4 - mikoli
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#8 - zouphy
Reply +116
(10/09/2013) [-]
That poster behind him...
#14 to #8 - stgfilitov
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(10/09/2013) [-]
charles mulligans steakhouse. the best damn steak in the damn state.
#22 - brenton
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#79 to #22 - volcanicdiarrhea
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Ron Swanson on Vegan Bacon
#93 to #79 - brenton
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(10/09/2013) [-]
The Ron/April (non-romantic) relationship is probably my favorite on the show. So much pride and mutual respect.
#3 - exoskeletonjew
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#43 to #3 - smellmyfaceforswag
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(10/09/2013) [-]
The beard just makes him look fat. don't kill me...
#90 to #43 - hidanfangirl
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Correction. It makes him look fluffy.
Correction. It makes him look fluffy.
#9 - fireprincess
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(10/09/2013) [-]
What show is this?
#54 to #9 - catburglarpenis
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Baywatch.
#58 to #9 - xdeathspawnx
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Narcs and procreation.
#11 to #9 - thecaptainhammer
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Parks and Recreation
#12 to #11 - fireprincess
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Thank you good sir.
#24 to #12 - brenton
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(10/09/2013) [-]
You should drop everything you're doing and watch it. All of it. Never half ass two things.
#29 to #24 - hairyjonson
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(10/09/2013) [-]
were could i watch it
#30 to #29 - brenton
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Well Netflix has the whole series up until this current season, then the current season is free on m. Episodes air Thursday nights, then they put them on the website the next day.
#32 to #30 - hairyjonson
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(10/09/2013) [-]
damit i dont have netfix
#74 to #32 - mvtjets
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(10/09/2013) [-]
google it
#36 to #32 - brenton
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(10/09/2013) [-]
First month is free as a promotional thing. Definitely possible to knock it out in a month, most episodes are only 20 minutes. Also a heads up, the first couple episodes are a little slow, but it gets better.
#50 to #36 - divinecreator
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I knock out seasons within 3 days. The quality of the show makes it soo easy
#25 to #9 - mrleopardgecko [OP]
Reply +36
(10/09/2013) [-]
Ron Swanson and Friends
#40 - pimpvader
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#6 - appleflash
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Give this man all the bacon and eggs you have!
#19 to #6 - thelastprothean
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(10/09/2013) [-]
I'm watching that episode right now. This is weird
#15 - slimeywaffles
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#56 to #15 - thedungeonmaster
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#51 - schneidend
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Swiggity Swanson, I'm comin' for that johnson.
Swiggity Swanson, I'm comin' for that johnson.
#87 to #51 - redneckraider
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(10/09/2013) [-]
#18 - bonddoublezero
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(10/09/2013) [-]
Seen it before but still funny so I will it pass with a thumb.
Seen it before but still funny so I will it pass with a thumb.