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#1 - John Cena (08/21/2014) [-]
It's almost as if someone wrote this down for him to read beforehand.
#2 to #1 - John Cena (08/21/2014) [-]
Hahaha you're so right! On behalf of the national reddit armie, /r/funny division, I present you one upboat.
#4 to #2 - John Cena (08/21/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** stahp.
User avatar #10 to #2 - toosexyforyou (08/22/2014) [-]
That was pretty funny.
#5 to #2 - John Cena (08/21/2014) [-]
how about you shoot yourself first
#20 to #5 - John Cena (08/22/2014) [-]
the fag is similar
#34 to #20 - John Cena (08/22/2014) [-]
damn anons
User avatar #9 to #2 - johndapro (08/22/2014) [-]
upboat
#6 - hyroone (08/21/2014) [-]
You should know that my recommendation is essentially a guarantee.
#23 to #6 - ciacheczko ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
If I recall the food pyramid correctly, aren't things at the top unimportant and should be avoided as much as possible?   
Cause, just saying, this makes this pyramid of greatness a bit odd.
If I recall the food pyramid correctly, aren't things at the top unimportant and should be avoided as much as possible?
Cause, just saying, this makes this pyramid of greatness a bit odd.
User avatar #25 to #23 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
in almost all pyramid metaphors the top is the best stuff

besides, the food pyramid's sections are arranged vertically, so nothing is really higher than the others
User avatar #28 to #25 - ciacheczko ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
www.google.pl/search?q=food+pyramid&client=opera&hs=70R&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Vgn3U4qqM4GtPNjXgPAG&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=972

Vast majority is arranged horizontally. With unhealthy food being at the top.
I usually say things when I know they are correct, mate.
User avatar #29 to #28 - burdenedsoul ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
well i haven't looked at a food pyramid picture since i was a kid, so really the only ones that i remember are the vertical ones

but even then, most of the ones that are horizontal in that search also have the sections arranged on a portion basis, smaller portions nearer to the top, larger portions at the bottom, in the Ron Swanson pyramid, all the rectangles are even, showing that none is more important and should be in equal quantity to the others
#18 to #6 - insatiable (08/22/2014) [-]
My dad has that poster framed on his wall.
#27 to #18 - hyroone (08/22/2014) [-]
Then your dad is the best
Then your dad is the best
#8 - abject (08/22/2014) [-]
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User avatar #30 to #8 - guidedhand (08/22/2014) [-]
why are his lips white...
User avatar #31 to #30 - random asshole (08/22/2014) [-]
That is his teeth
#3 - bakinboy ONLINE (08/21/2014) [-]
it's the powerful mmoustache
User avatar #11 - Nihatclodra (08/22/2014) [-]
... someone watch through the show, and see if any of Ron's conversation surpass 100 words.
User avatar #12 to #11 - samxdaxman (08/22/2014) [-]
My sister is currently binge watching the whole show. I'll get her to do it.
User avatar #26 - fuzzyballs (08/22/2014) [-]
well he's a character
acting out a script

what do you expect?
User avatar #16 - therebemoose (08/22/2014) [-]
"One-hundred" should be two words, there should be a period after "twenty", and "continue" should be the 21st word. This still allows Ron to be correct and is better syntax.
User avatar #19 to #16 - asheskirata (08/22/2014) [-]
the hyphenation actually makes it count as one word, but yeah
User avatar #14 - swagfagit (08/22/2014) [-]
this show sucks
User avatar #17 to #14 - zarcos (08/22/2014) [-]
Prove it.
User avatar #37 to #17 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Well he whipped out his dick and someone sucked his dick while the show was on.
Thenceforth, the show "sucks"
User avatar #38 to #37 - zarcos (08/23/2014) [-]
Dude you're not funny or witty, stop trying to be.
#39 to #38 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (08/23/2014) [-]
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#21 - John Cena (08/22/2014) [-]
Ron Swanson confirmed for being another autistic libertarian.
#22 to #21 - John Cena (08/22/2014) [-]
...was that surprising? The guy routinely mocks government and says that he believes that the government should be reduced to one man who decides who we nuke.

User avatar #33 to #22 - bustednose (08/22/2014) [-]
Don't forget that this one guy sits in a small room, and he is chosen based upon an IQ test, and women are brought to him maybe, when he desires them.
#40 to #21 - bioconstriculative (08/24/2014) [-]
Log in and say that like a man, commie scum.
#35 - John Cena (08/22/2014) [-]
He's a douchebag. i don't like him, and i am ready for your rage.
User avatar #36 to #35 - thatuglynat (08/22/2014) [-]
i disagree
User avatar #32 - somefunnyshitihope (08/22/2014) [-]
they need to put season 6 of this on Netflix, I watched the first 5 seasons and now I feel empty and cold without it
User avatar #24 - jimmygreen (08/22/2014) [-]
**jimmygreen rolls 802** this many
User avatar #13 - mrnpc (08/22/2014) [-]
That reminds me, it's time for Night Bacon
User avatar #7 - jalthelas (08/22/2014) [-]
**jalthelas rolls 78** How many?
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