Rollo 2, read description.. Okay so the first part did kind of well: /Bar+adventures+please+read+description/funny-pictures/5130792/ Now posting no longer as an Rollo the viking warrior
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Rollo 2, read description.

 
Rollo 2, read description.. Okay so the first part did kind of well: /Bar+adventures+please+read+description/funny-pictures/5130792/ Now posting no longer as an

Okay so the first part did kind of well:
/Bar+adventures+please+read+description/funny-pictures/5130792/

Now posting no longer as anon because I want to answer any questions and post when next part is out.

Christian here, posting regarded the previous post, ab out dear Relle.
Since first post did well, I am new posting it frem my account. Note that the first
ens was just whati posted en ychan. Here semes the End ens. Now, posting it frem
my account just write you when rrd part is out.
This is the [LEI ,
2013
Quiker club happening down en the beach
Tthese big guys cemo in
at my sells age "we' re going be out offeer by midnight"
cemo en
fashion
Germanian motorcyclists are very nice people
ems of them even steed and cleaned with us after
Okay, back the action at hand:
mas: -Ah frem the bikers' arrival, kids cemo in
time kids
Cloths
Plunks
this big guy whe calls himself "Stallion"
******** db
it aid
tall
************
eps asking for Typ
ntil atually, being a lil scared, I comply
is there as well
Batallion ****** getting smashed
Essentually kids ave
Quiker gang, Stallion & Rollo left
great characters, good husbands, great people in general
Batallion asks:
Yo may we bring ah ehee frem outside?"
We give money"
Bering in ah ehee, Bacardi, J& B and seme Smirnoff
Pstart getting smashed
Stallion is alse en drugs, Rollo is awwkay
drink with me! "
semes in, humble, accepts my offer offeer
3-" De you have ale, fit is net ?"
I **** you not, this guy talks like this.
buti can make
bastart makin ale frem beer, honey & ginger
Batallion keeps drinking
basks for typ dative again
dude ave seme music for the others
gguy gets visibly pissed
Quiker gang getting mere drunk and happy
for Whiskey in the Jar (by far my favorite , **** yes!)
Batallion is visibly angry and hyp
basks again for typ dative
gnah dude, pay up for yew ah ehee (I say while feeling like I have all the power)
okay
Pulls out ewes pay for all his ah ehee that he brought, and he promised 20
ewes
batallion starts getting pissed
quiker gang leaves
Mme, Rollo, celle age and this ******* Chily left
Batallion getting pissed when I told him ave
en the table
heiling hitler
I forgot mention, Stallion was alse a whe was known trebble
clients
tells him "please, stop, you will cause problems in my bar"
Batallion looks at him
Stallion new is visibly shaken by the fact that he can net express his racism
Now, don' t get me wrang I alse hate the gypsie s, but this is a place where people
cemo and we need keep a name for ews elves.
Fwy next Relle
Fwy net visible behind Relle , but stout man
Batallion charges at Relle
BAYWATCH. wav
batallion grabs Relle
grabs the stallion and pulls him down
Now, because we are used this, we have a
telescopic ele cue she ck under the bar
Batallion gets up
grabs the she cker frem my hand
cue she cks Stallions Balls while screaming like
he' s singing old 30' s music
Batallion falls flat en the floor
leaves
wakes him up
Batallion longer ragechick
Stropped his wallet
I his wallet, seme of his maney F-" ) then gave
it back into his pocket without notice
Batallion new chasing Relle through town
semes back and asks ifhe are allright
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#3 - dawggz ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (13 replies)
stickied by dawggz
Part one is here: funnyjunk.com/Bar+adventures+please+read+description/funny-pictures/5130792/
Part three will be an ease to the eye and stickied here within 5 hours.
#26 - dawggz ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
stickied by dawggz
#42 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
stickied by dawggz
User avatar #2 - thelizardlord (05/08/2014) [-]
"Electroshocks Stallions Balls while screaming like he's singing old 80's music"
I lost it.
This is pure gold, don't care if real or not You couldn't make this **** up if you tried anyway.
Have a thumb.
User avatar #4 to #2 - dawggz ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Y... y-... y-you too!

Part three shall be posted soon, please take heed and do not close this page.

ETA Part 3: 23:00 CET (GMT+1)
User avatar #19 to #4 - Smidgit (05/08/2014) [-]
yiss half an hour to go
#6 to #2 - vivalayllwfj (05/08/2014) [-]
In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf!!!!
User avatar #33 to #6 - dawggz ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Part 3 check comments.
Pass on to your friends.
User avatar #27 to #2 - dawggz ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Part 3 check comments.
Pass on to your friends.
User avatar #8 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
I wish I had a friend like Rollo. Or any friends at all.....
User avatar #38 to #8 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/09/2014) [-]
I'll be your friend.
#39 to #38 - guardianatreyu ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
yay
User avatar #28 to #8 - dawggz ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Part 3 check comments.
Pass on to your friends.
User avatar #43 to #28 - wamegor ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
you clever ****
#53 - anon (05/09/2014) [-]
who.....who's gimly?

just a random dude? i seem to have missed his introduction.
#47 - shadowrated (05/09/2014) [-]
enlarge
#58 - hairysmellyanus (05/09/2014) [-]
>starts heiling hitler
#1 - anon (05/08/2014) [-]
Rollo is great
User avatar #57 - createdjustnow (05/09/2014) [-]
wow spoilers man, i didn't watch the episode last night and now it's ruined
User avatar #59 to #57 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
I AM SORRY HAVE ANOTHER ONE:

I love all of you cunts and season three airs in spring / summer 2015
User avatar #60 to #59 - createdjustnow (05/09/2014) [-]
last nights was the last eisode of the season right? im so sad i didnt watch it while it aired, i recorded it and plan to watch tonight cause i had ap testing this morning
User avatar #64 to #60 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
And ultimately, (SPOILER) King Horik meets his demise by repetitive axe blows to the head from Ragnar.
User avatar #68 to #64 - createdjustnow (05/09/2014) [-]
and i still clicked the spoiler Q.Q
after i clicked the other one and thought "meh, that was obvious"
User avatar #63 to #60 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Epsiode 10 was the last episode, the one with King Horik, Floki doing (SPOILER) a plot to overthrow Ragnar things.
#48 - ikeman ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
Reminded me of Will
User avatar #55 to #48 - gainesy (05/09/2014) [-]
THE FEELS MAN! I can't contain them
#21 - miekaoo (05/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #30 to #21 - dawggz ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Part 3 up
#73 - doblade ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
Question. Who is/was Gimli in this story?
At first it's made out as Stallion, but then Gimli tackles Stallion.
Is this just me not reading it right and being a ******** or have I missed something?
User avatar #74 to #73 - dawggz ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
You didn't read it right, I believe I just named him Rollo for the sake of Anonymity, that's it.
User avatar #75 to #73 - dawggz ONLINE (01/04/2015) [-]
And also, Stallion was just this guy's "nickname".
#52 - alekksandar (05/09/2014) [-]
I feel sorry for Stallion
User avatar #62 to #52 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
After what he did? I don't. He was aggressive so he needed a quick buzz.
He should be thankful that the barmaid wasn't there, she would have chopped his balls off.
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#50 - oblesk (05/09/2014) [-]
made me have to listen to whiskey in the jar.

Also monster hunter, **** ya!
User avatar #44 - higaphix (05/09/2014) [-]
i ******* love type o negative! one of my favorite bands ever


also good story yup
#41 - tailsx (05/09/2014) [-]
Season 2 of Vikings is over and now I have noting interesting to watch. Besides that, good content OP.
Season 2 of Vikings is over and now I have noting interesting to watch. Besides that, good content OP.
#22 - lean (05/08/2014) [-]
MFW OP's name
MFW OP's name
#29 to #22 - dawggz ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Yes
Part 3 check comments.
Pass on to your friends.
User avatar #18 - moshimoshi (05/08/2014) [-]
Oh, man... This is golden. I wish I could visit your bar and buy Rollo a big ole tankard of ale.
User avatar #31 to #18 - dawggz ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Part 3 is up.
#9 - asdfiwantlinks ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Where did this happen exactly? Which city i mean.
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